Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT A POLITICAL DEBATE THREAD.

[Random Internet Person]

Trump is gonna milk this for all it's worth and Thunderdomers will now take this to mean that he's literal Jesus

At most they’re saying he has the election as good as won.

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Shooter in custody. Disturbing history of threats online. More soon.

I have another picture.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

The shooter is dead, retard. I would never try and hurt the elderly, obese conman who you want to have sex with so badly

I don’t want to have sexual relations with Donald J. Trump.

Nah Hulk would have just flexed on him and pinned his ass

He would’ve choke slammed him by jumping from that roof top.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I don’t want to have sexual relations with Donald J. Trump.

Oh I thought you were another Alaskan. I've had like 30 notifications today about this and it's irritating

 

[Wodanaz]

Trump is gonna milk this for all it's worth and Thunderdomers will now take this to mean that he's literal Jesus

Are you saying the individual who shot Trump was a.......



Not what I would expect, especially from you.
Impressive. Very nice.

 

[Quindoll]

all im gonna say is that shooter wouldnt have gotten away if everyone in the crowd including trump had a gun

Please, just for one election circle, have the requirement to have a gun per person for every event such as this. Just to see how it turns out

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

"Hey who took down Trump's assassin?"
The Secret Service Agent that took them down:

Fun Fact: Frank Horrigan references the 1993 movie In the Line of Fire. Clint Eastwood plays the main character, Secret Service Agent Frank Horrigan. It is a good thriller btw.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I thought @Hollywood Hulk Hogan was put into a mental institution. Guess not.

Nah, not being Alaskan isn't on the DSM IV

 

[Random Internet Person]

https://x.com/spencerguard/status/1812297960065040657

 

[AN/ALR56]

Oh I thought you were another Alaskan. I've had like 30 notifications today about this and it's irritating

Imagine being assblasted about 30 notifications while the orange you so desperately hate because it's in your shitty gimmick poster shtick to hate gets shot in his fucking ear and still stands up

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I unironically love all of this.
You know what has made my sides take off to orbit? How many people are talking about his martyrdom as if the dude is suddenly going to get a 75% vote or some shit now. And the people posting shit about Teddy Roosevelt and history repeating itself

You know what history didn't have? The world's largest interconnected network of random fucks who are already making jokes about this. Even after the dude got shot, the vast amounts of people that are cheering for this is amazing.
Yes, history repeats itself; but lets look to other countries histories as well. You know what else had a lot of attempted assassination and partisan, split media that was made to take potshots at politicians? The French Revolution.

Let me be clear here folks.
Things are finally fucking happening
And things are going to get much worse before they get better and we have the best seat in the house to watch it unfold.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I know that you're a rapefugee who has been banned from every other site he's been at for being such a shitty person, but you should know it's against the rules to whiteknight a lolcow in their thread. It's a permabannable offense

lol calm down, sperg-o

Let me be clear here folks. Things are going to get much worse before they get better and we have the best seat in the house.

Yup, I'm not really in the mood for voting either way but this changes everything. Not only will this rock the upcoming election but this will embolden both sides, including Trump himself. He's still a conman and a lolcow, but he has the potential to be a catalyst for something big.

 

[LettuceMan]

Trump is gonna milk this for all it's worth and Thunderdomers will now take this to mean that he's literal Jesus

I’m gonna laugh if he still ends up losing the election.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Don Wick

 

[Trombonista]

It's a permabannable offense

Not always permabannable. I've typically given the Trump simps 5 or 7 day threadbans.

 

[30+GameOvers]

I’m gonna laugh if he still ends up losing the election.

At this point there is no way he ends up losing now unless he gets killed, imprisoned or something fucky is going to go down at the polls. Even then, he will probably be elected even if he does go to prison, he will be the first president to rule from a jail cell, fitting for a lolcow president.

You got to be a fucking idiot to think that Biden has a chance at this point. He's an even bigger lolcow at this point, except that he's actively ruining the country, where as Trump is only making a fool of himself at worst these days. That's all people care about, nobody is going to care about policy this year when we can see the effects of it all around us. It's like trying to take Liquid and Chris "contest" between the two seriously.

I do wonder how he will milk it for all his worth. Trump might be a lolcow but there is no way he's going to not take full advantage of this absolute optics victory for months, and he will be completely justified. We're about to get some true grifter kino incoming.

 

[JaneThough]

At this point there is no way he ends up losing now unless he gets killed, imprisoned or something fucky is going to go down at the polls. Even then, he will probably be elected even if he does go to prison, he will be the first president to rule from a jail cell, fitting for a lolcow president.

You got to be a fucking idiot to think that Biden has a chance at this point. He's an even bigger lolcow at this point, except that he's actively ruining the country, where as Trump is only making a fool of himself at worst these days. That's all people care about, nobody is going to care about policy this year when we can see the effects of it all around us. It's like trying to take Liquid and Chris "contest" between the two seriously.

I do wonder how he will milk it for all his worth. Trump might be a lolcow but there is no way he's going to not take full advantage of this absolute optics victory for months, and he will be completely justified. We're about to get some true grifter kino incoming.

You should make a Biden thread.

 

[Stoner Miko]

Trump is gonna milk this for all it's worth

I mean, what else would you do if you stared at death directly? Wouldn't it be logical to talk about this with literally everyone, no matter how annoying you'll sound? It's called a near-death experience.

 

[Snorky]

He's an even bigger lolcow at this point

Doubt it. Trump literally sperged out on Twitter like a manbaby at every chance he got during his presidency and then on Truth Social after his term ended for years. Biden would just be your average run-of-the-mill politician whose dementia has advanced to the point of incoherence and fell from time to time. I don't think it's really fair to compare the two in terms of cowness.

His son, on the other hand...

 

[PositiveHatred]

You shot him didn’t you

HHH is way too fat and old

 

[Nobunaga]

I mean, what else would you do if you stared at death directly? Wouldn't it be logical to talk about this with literally everyone, no matter how annoying you'll sound? It's called a near-death experience.

Pretend my life was in danger and that i would have been killed and raped by dirty subhumans while being in the most secure building in the region away from the action surrounded by hundreds of professional cannon fodder ready to die for me......oh wait that was Hillary and the niggers politicians at Jan 6 nvm