Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 23.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 81 31.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 30 11.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 84 32.2%

  • Total voters
    261
The answer is usually "rich parents". I think I saw someone say that Keanu has talked about her parents paying for part of her rent.

I looked up her background. Her grandfather (deceased) was a senior vice president at a multibillion dollar commercial bank (Standard Bank and Trust) in Chicago. Her father was the President (until retirement) of a company called "East Coast Pyrotechnics" that puts on big fireworks shows in the southeast US.

She has a real cliche bio. Raised in South Carolina suburbs. Was really into theater and acting in high school. Decided to go that route in college. Ends up (like almost all of them) in New York. Career going nowhere that eventually turns to porn and getting involved with a sleazy older guy. I think she is around 30 and Geno is probably around 55.
 
I remember Nick saying multiple times his favorite pornstar is Kenzie Reeves. I will leave that to you to google.
You remember his favorite pornstar, I remember Nick and Drex having prolonged conversations as to who their favorite porn stars were.

It was fucking gross.
Nick really not beating the pedophile allegations with that preference.
The current meta according to his own standards is that he has to prove he's not a pedophile, BISH.
 
I think I stopped arguing because I wasn't going to change people's minds at the time and it got too exhausting, but I'm kinda glad I got vindicated about how much of a piece of shit Rekieta is. Shame about his kids, I hope they're ok.
If someone's an actual cow they'll eventually do your job for you.
 
Then why did Nick solicit all the ass/boob pics from fat out of shape crusty wine moms?

It is more about power than sex-appeal.

Before I continue I want to be clear that it is reductionist to think of human sexuality purely in terms of dominance/submissiveness or power dynamics. I am only speaking about those who tend to fixate/sexualize those aspects as a kink on some level. Moving on.

When someone feels they can exert sexual power/influence over someone they know (or are familiar with) the bar for physical sex appeal can be lowered to a degree because it is more of a psychological form of arousal. For some people, there is something special about making a passable 40 year old who you know from church/work/elsewhere pay you so she can send you nudes (bonus if she is married).

For those seeking pleasure through sexual dominance/control, the point is that the subject is making themselves extremely vulnerable (in this case, exposing themselves to some degree) in exchange for a reward (usually attention/approval). This blend of familiarity, vulnerability, and celebrity (aka power) makes those engaged in parasocial relationships more prone to behavior like posting/sharing nudes/lewds.

A more healthy example would be a man's wife, however attractive she may be, evincing this vulnerability out of devotion and love. This vulnerability is an extreme demonstration of trust, which is why victims of revenge porn feel so violated.

Another example of asserting sexual dominance is Nick and Kayla going to swinger/gay locations, getting hit on, and then turning them down (allegedly). This is a low-level/passive form of exerting sexual dominance that can make one feel sexually desirable/powerful without much effort (perfect for Nick).

It is also noteworthy that the LOCALS (and even Nick's wife) weren't posting just for Nick.

I still think he has some kind of underlying homosexual tendencies, possibly even some tranny ideation, which the Sailor Goon incident lends at least some credibility too. He fits the histrionic narc profile of a gay man, seldom have I seen fully straight men act like him.

Moreover, Nick's solution for marital trouble is to push sexual boundaries.

People like Nick who get off on pushing sexual boundaries are at risk of participating in sexual lifestyles that they may have initially/publicly despised. After all, the only requirement for excitement is for it to be considered perverse/degenerate by their own standards. Consequently, I maintain that Nick being a closeted something (and not just a swinger) is very high.

For example, if cucking was considered degenerate by someone who needs to push boundaries to be sexually excited, then cucking would be among the most exciting (and therefore desirable) thing they could do. It's a hypocrisy of their own making that can eventually become a requirement for sexual fulfillment. The core value here is perversion (not love), but I digress.

Nick being unable to reconcile what he is doing without ultimately openly validating degeneracy as a whole is very telling. Also, some degenerates aren't diagnosable as a particular sexual orientation because they are in a persistent freefall which is why they have "no limits" (IYKYK). Porn-sickness truly is a degenerative condition.

Given Nick's coom-brained hypocrisy to date, there is no telling how far he has degenerated or how far he can fall.

I remember Nick saying multiple times his favorite pornstar is Kenzie Reeves.

She was his favorite porn meme too, which is why I incorporated it into this video about Nick and Kayla going to Hedonism II during Colorful Fantasies (interracial) week.
 
I wonder if there’s any truth to Aaron’s showing people Kayla’s nudes
I don't follow Aaron very closely, so I didn't know he had nudes of her, or even that there were full-on nudes (aside from the partial ass shots from Hedonism II) but it wouldn't exactly shock me if it were true. Very slatternly woman, as Godwinson used to say.

It's funny because Nick used to be really adamant that taking nudes is really dumb. Technically, he was absolutely right... but Nick is also a hypocrite that selectively enforces his "standards."

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Ladies, don't take nudes. Assume they will leak. That which does not exist can not leak. Also, no... No! Bad @Fapcop! BAD! Do not listen to @Fapcop's advice!
 
RIGHT?!
It was said multiple times by Keanu last night.
I wouldn’t be surprised.

Can’t cross post atm but it’s like 2:06:10 in keanus stream from last night. Second reference to Kayla nudes. In imholtes thread.
OnlyFans veteran Keanu is April's (i.e. Nick's) conduit to muddy the waters in the Balldoverse. Keanu is buying everything she gets from her (him) as incontrovertible proof of *yada yada yada*. Her fiance Geno Bisconte is jealous that she never swallowed this eagerly sexually (allegedly)

How straightforward is it for Nick/April to send Kayla's nudes to Keanu and then she says "well lookey here guys, look what arch-villain Aaron's been sending us 🫢. Isn't he terrible? And he beats April too, he's lidderrally Ike Turner".

It's nice and spicy news for connoisseurs like @Fapcop, but I'm calling bullshit.

Edit: Keanu was already proven to have lied about simple things like getting an engagement present from Aaron (NFL box seats I think) and getting paid by him for co-hosting his show, imma use Occam's Razor here.
 
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In an alternate, non-Balldo wearing, non-black bull vacation, non-cocaine using, non-losing your kids universe, Nick's on hour three covering the attempted Trump assassination to an audience of at least 5000 people, collecting an insane amount of Super Chats where all he has to do is repeat "Yes, leftists ARE bad."

Oh no, Kiwi bros, I don't feel so good. :really:
 
You remember his favorite pornstar, I remember Nick and Drex having prolonged conversations as to who their favorite porn stars were.

It was fucking gross.

The current meta according to his own standards is that he has to prove he's not a pedophile, BISH.
I really don't understand how you can reach the point where you know a porn stars name, let alone have a list of "Favourites", it's really fucking weird to me. Prostitutes I can understand, but Porn is a self service industry, do you have a favourite self serve checkout or fuel pump? The only porn stars names I know are from other people talking about them and even then it's only a handful.
 
In an alternate, non-Balldo wearing, non-black bull vacation, non-cocaine using, non-losing your kids universe, Nick's on hour three covering the attempted Trump assassination to an audience of at least 5000 people, collecting an insane amount of Super Chats where all he has to do is repeat "Yes, leftists ARE bad."

Oh no, Kiwi bros, I don't feel so good. :really:

The fact that he has been radio silent on this is proof that his career is dead.
 
Oh no, Kiwi bros, I don't feel so good.
Bro is probably so pilled up and coked out that he still has zero idea what happened today. Probably zonked out on the mattress still reeking from the bodily fluids of four grown adults with sister wives April and Kayla.

Pug still trapped in the bathroom filling up with its own shit.
 
The last 48 hours have been historically amazing for Nick's brand of entertainment. First Alec Baldwin's dismissal on constitutional grounds related to prosecutorial misconduct. Second, Trump taking a bullet to the ear. You set up for moments like this by having a long career of the more boring stuff that sets you up for these kinds of easy shots. Nick's silence means it's Qover.

I assume his lawyer told him to shut his trap, but failing to be here at this moment is the final nail in the coffin.
 
Our boy Sean and That Star Wars girl just had a spat on Flashcast. It's still going on. Too lazy to link.
Prostitute seethes at larger-than-life practicing lawyer. Quality.

The fact that he has been radio silent on this is proof that his career is dead.
After all the Trump n' Guns streams, this should have been like an emergency stream. So going in on the Trump coverage, but not rushing to his assassination attempt?

He really just has zero clue as to what to do, and it's become very clear he depended on other people to carry him through everything on YouTube. He's the most retarded business owner in the world.
 
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Our boy Sean and That Star Wars girl just had a spat on Flashcast. It's still going on.
Prostitute seethes at larger-than-life practicing lawyer. Quality.
Looks like mushmouthed autist Flash cucked to Anna and Sean was asked to leave or something? I genuinely don't understand why people put up with her - even for simping. She's got a tremendous case of GOTIS and I've never not seen her have a massive chip on her shoulder about something whenever she's on any show.

Still probably not skanky enough for Nick's tastes.
 
Looks like mushmouthed autist Flash cucked to Anna and Sean was asked to leave or something? I genuinely don't understand why people put up with her - even for simping. She's got a tremendous case of GOTIS and I've never not seen her have a massive chip on her shoulder about something whenever she's on any show.

Still probably not skanky enough for Nick's tastes.
Sean doesn't need them. He's a smaller channel, but he's growing very fast (in more ways than one. Wonderful fat).

He needs to stop letting these people push him, and if they're not going to respect him, or they're going to put him in these uncomfortable situations, he needs to steer clear from them in my opinion. Sean seems like he doesn't do too well in confrontational situations, so he shouldn't get mixed up in them.

Also never underestimate the power of hoes. While I personally don't find women like Anna attractive at all, there's an internet full of simps that will throw money at them for simply existing, and even more for going the extra mile and... saying their name.

Drexel's comments on things like simping would carry a lot of weight if he wasn't... him.
 
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