Sumptinsfuckey
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125 meters is 412.5 feet. 125 yards is 375 feet. Thats a difference of 37 feet. Not 75.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Don't you know you can reliably take out a politician with a water balloon filled with pig piss?
Actually it depends on whether that "125 meters" thing is correct or not. For some reason whoever made that gif said "453 feet," although I don't know where that's from. That would be slightly over 150 yards. 150 meters would be 495 feet. In any event they're all substantial differences.
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There are two wolves within Patrick tonight, Gun Sperg Pat and Conspiracy Pat. Naturally he is feeding them both.
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Patrick is genuinely like a robot. You can present any kind of stimulus to him, even the most extreme out-of-boundaries stimuli possible, and he will respond with the same FatGPT-esque bullshit every time.
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It's looking like you got both of your wishes, the dude looks like a typical Habsburg tranny and there's rumors going around that he's got a bunch of furfag buddies too
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From the first Trump presidency 
Sumptinsfuckey
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Its 10% no matter the range. If you're calculating bullet drop that matters, if you're just talking about shit it doesn't.
Sperg less.
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A third possibility: the shooter isn't world class at everything he does like you, Rick.
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wouldn't be shocked if rick is going to add "visited by the secret service" to his list of his SWATTings very soon. i'm pretty sure it's an actionable offense to so boldly and publicly insinuate that the secret service is participating in an assassination attempt or a mock-up of one.
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Nah, that's protected by the First Amendment. Also, last years case of Counterman v. Colorado would protect Jennifer extra more if he were to make threats because he's too stupid to understand what he's saying.
Another instance where Rick wants to abolish things that protect him from his own behavior.
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Option 3:
Left wing faggots think they're better than they actually are, then reality proves them wrong.
Left wing faggots think they're better than they actually are, then reality proves them wrong.
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I immediately called him saying the shooting was staged. Of course that's how he'd react, it's obvious to anyone familiar with the pigman.
I somehow did not, however, anticipate that he'd use it as an opportunity to say how it's an easy shot that he'd totally make. That makes it all so much fucking funnier. If the Secret Service shows up at his door because of these dumb ass tweets, does that count as a self-SWAT? I like to think so.
I somehow did not, however, anticipate that he'd use it as an opportunity to say how it's an easy shot that he'd totally make. That makes it all so much fucking funnier. If the Secret Service shows up at his door because of these dumb ass tweets, does that count as a self-SWAT? I like to think so.
Im surprised no ona trolls have reported fatrick for his threats against the president or made up some.
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Tragically, Patrick will probably not get a visit from the SS, err, USSS, because if they visited every leftoid being edgy on Xitter today they'd be too busy to protect anybody for the next decade.
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I'm not saying it'll happen, it's highly unlikely. But I mean, if Jack Scalfani can earn himself a visit from the feds for schizo-streaming, then there's definitely a chance the feds come visit Pat when Pat is literally talking about easy that shot would be on Twitter.
I hope that happens. I can only imagine the gloating Patrick would do, since his ridiculous self-image of being a "political firebrand" would be vindicated. Plus he'd get bonus victim points, and that always makes for very funny oinkings.
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If only the sniper had listened to Pat's advice and hit the teleprompter with paint balloons instead of bullets, perhaps the Orange Menace would have finally been defeated. After all, it's common knowledge in SpecOps circles that a well-placed paint balloon can stop a tank campaign in its tracks. Do have fun.
Crazy to see someone who not so long ago was so convinced by the MSM's J6 narrative suddenly questioning why the feds seemed so uninterested in catching the people behind those mysterious "pipe bombs" that never went off. Keep asking questions, Pat.
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I dunno. Between him living in Milwaukee where the RNC convention is taking place this week, his long history of tweets or other social media posts calling for violence against Trump, and a large group of people who are dedicated to fucking with Pat, I wouldn't be surprised if he gets a knock given the Secret Service is going to be on much higher alert now.
If he doesn't, it's because he already has a file and it contains something to the extent of "Self-important retard. Noisy, but harmless. Extremely fat and I would not have sex with him."
He'll definitely squeal about it online if someone does pay him a visit. We can count on that much.
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He'd use it as his excuse for not going to one of the protests that'll happen.
Pat claims to be or have been a competitive marksman. Of course a lie, but his nonsense about this proves it conclusively. Anyone who has tried a distance shot at a moving target knows so many things can happen to spoil the shot. Primarily, the target moves in an unexpected direction as the shot is fired. Trump zigged instead of zagged and lost the tip of his ear instead of his life. It's like a tenth of a second, maybe a bit more, at that range for the bullet to travel from muzzle to target. Plenty of time for Trump's head to shift a few inches to the left or right.
Pat claims to be or have been a competitive marksman. Of course a lie, but his nonsense about this proves it conclusively. Anyone who has tried a distance shot at a moving target knows so many things can happen to spoil the shot. Primarily, the target moves in an unexpected direction as the shot is fired. Trump zigged instead of zagged and lost the tip of his ear instead of his life. It's like a tenth of a second, maybe a bit more, at that range for the bullet to travel from muzzle to target. Plenty of time for Trump's head to shift a few inches to the left or right.
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Conspiracy Piggy might have to be my favorite iteration of Fatrick yet, especially since, for once, his instincts are not entirely retarded. The idea that Trump somehow orchestrated this himself is insane, but it is fair to ask how much it's reasonable to ascribe to incompetence on the part of both the Secret Service and (to a lesser extent) the would-be assassin before it becomes evidence of willful negligence. No better way to ensure that Zion Don makes it into office in time for [insert your economic/geopolitical crisis of choice here] than letting some expendable useful idiot shoot a few rounds past him so he can look defiant and pose for the cameras. It's certainly not the only explanation, but it's not entirely implausible.
I'm just a bit skeptical of the standard MIGA narrative about the Deep State/globalists/MSM/fill-in-the-blank wanting him dead. A second Trump term would not be the end of the world for any of those guys. For some, it would even be a boon.
I'm just a bit skeptical of the standard MIGA narrative about the Deep State/globalists/MSM/fill-in-the-blank wanting him dead. A second Trump term would not be the end of the world for any of those guys. For some, it would even be a boon.
It's not like they've been doing much of that lately anyway lol.