Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Twitter user PatrickEatsPoo just posted this photo of Officer BitchTits. I would love to see Fat enjoying prison (not jail) for the next few days.

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PS2 Nishiki said:
I don't think the Pig of Milwaukee will like this.
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He must feel pretty emasculated that his political nemesis doesn't even change his schedule after an ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT and being wounded, while he himself was cowardly hiding at home after an internet troll invited him for a drink or a fistfight in his favorite bar.
 
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Rekkington said:
It's so funny imagining Pat trying to make this shot at a range to make a point.

KRAKOW!
"Didn't factor in wind resistance that time."
KRAKOW!
"This rifle must not have been set for right handedness, just have to adjust."
KRAKOW!
"The shooter in this instance would be shooting down so that would have struck, let me just factor that in."
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"I think there's a problem with these bullets."
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Judge Holden said:
Latest porcine update: Trump responsible for his own shooting because Trump invented evil
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Also it seems he is betting everything on the shooter being a super-dumper drumpf supporter, which means that should it be revealed to have been a left winger we should be seeing the CHIIIIIIIIIILDing of the year from him
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Going to have to remember that next time it's "crazy schizo actions don't radicalize the opposition, it must be the fault of the opposition for disagreeing with us"
 
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Rekkington said:
It's so funny imagining Pat trying to make this shot at a range to make a point.

KRAKOW!
"Didn't factor in wind resistance that time."
KRAKOW!
"This rifle must not have been set for right handedness, just have to adjust."
KRAKOW!
"The shooter in this instance would be shooting down so that would have struck, let me just factor that in."
KRAKOW!
"I think there's a problem with these bullets."
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Imagine Rick fatly lying on the roof with his p90 single handedly saving democracy.
 
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Rekkington said:
It's so funny imagining Pat trying to make this shot at a range to make a point.

KRAKOW!
"Didn't factor in wind resistance that time."
KRAKOW!
"This rifle must not have been set for right handedness, just have to adjust."
KRAKOW!
"The shooter in this instance would be shooting down so that would have struck, let me just factor that in."
KRAKOW!
"I think there's a problem with these bullets."
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He's a fucking LARPing faggot.
No one who shoots regularly or knows what they're talking about would claim "I can make a 125 yard headshot outdoors on a moving target 100 times out of 100."
There are so many things that can affect those shots.
I'd love to see Pats 100 shot grouping.
I'd bet $1000 right now he wouldn't have that whole group inside a head size target at 40 yards let alone 125.
We've seen the targets he's posted.
His groups are dogshit.
Even a fucking Paul Harrell level marksman would have a few flyers at that distance outdoors if the target moves randomly.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
The FBI does have an office in Milwaukee.
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And in that office is a dossier, a study in black and white, of one such Patrick Sean Tomlinson. This is absolutely true due to his connection with the Patti LaBelle bomb threat. He probably reminds the Jackboots of James Hodgkinson. James is the one who shot up the congressional softball game and wounded Rep. Scalisi.

And ye of little faith think the Pig has no chance at LotY. I'm not implying Pig will try to murder anyone. Not a fedpost. But he will do something stupid. Unimaginably stupid.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
He's a fucking LARPing faggot.
No one who shoots regularly or knows what they're talking about would claim "I can make a 125 yard headshot outdoors on a moving target 100 times out of 100."
There are so many things that can affect those shots.
I'd love to see Pats 100 shot grouping.
I'd bet $1000 right now he wouldn't have that whole group inside a head size target at 40 yards let alone 125.
We've seen the targets he's posted.
His groups are dogshit.
Even a fucking Paul Harrell level marksman would have a few flyers at that distance outdoors if the target moves randomly.
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Exactly!

Incidentally, he now claims to have fired tens of thousands of rounds. He has previously claimed hundreds of thousands. He's lying both times, but maybe he got the hint that the first number was incredible for anyone not an expert. (Nor the second number. I'd maybe believe thousands, over the course of twenty years or so, but not necessarily.)

I wonder if he'd be willing to take the Pepsi challenge on a public range. Round it down to a hundred yards, nice clear target, but he gets one round to prove it, and no sighting-in shots. And vids or it didn't happen.
 
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Ok time for a confession.

When I saw this xeet...
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...and the notion of being taught by fat how to assassinate trump was placed into my mind, it immediately conjured up me and him in some twisted recreation of the infamous pottery scene from Ghost as he shows me how to correctly handle a gun


I am worried that my whimsical "jump fatrick in an alley and spend the night forcibly fucking him in the ass while he screams and begs me to stop" notions are starting to turn into feelings of uncontrollable romantic love for him.

In other news, fatrick has confirmed he sees the last two weeks as a glorious triumph for Eternal President Biden and that this was probably trump and the trump-lovin liberal media's desperate attempt to retake some initiative
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Came across this screenshot from earlier in the week that I forgot to post.

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I think Rick is trying to make a joke about orgasms (and turned British for a second for unclear reasons), but saying your daughter isn't your business after literally signing multiple forms in triplicate to disown her is kind of rough.
 
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Something Awful said:
Came across this screenshot from earlier in the week that I forgot to post.

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I think Rick is trying to make a joke about orgasms (and turned British for a second for unclear reasons), but saying your daughter isn't your business after literally signing multiple forms in triplicate to disown her is kind of rough.
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Yet another instance of fatrick alluding to his underage daughter getting fucked which has unironically been his primary means of referring to her on social media for nearly a decade aside from oinking that he never abandoned her stalker (enjoy prison)

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It really does speak fuckin volumes of Pat's character that he would rather imagine his daughter getting dicked down than his daughter having a father in her life, solely because he cannot use the latter scenario to try and "go viral" among insufferable xitter-liberals
 
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I had not seen that last one. "My daughter is ten, I keep thinking about how abortion laws will impact her in a few years". He literally said that, it's not a parody account. Jesus fucking Christ, Patrick. Somehow you still manage to surprise me.

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Ok so he is doubling down like this is the local KFC where he sources ingredients for his "Negerwurst" now
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A little follow-up on this.

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Patrick is an AI experiment designed to create the most unlikeable entity in human history, prove me wrong.
 
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