Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Judge Holden said:
Ok time for a confession.

When I saw this xeet...
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...and the notion of being taught by fat how to assassinate trump was placed into my mind, it immediately conjured up me and him in some twisted recreation of the infamous pottery scene from Ghost as he shows me how to correctly handle a gun


I am worried that my whimsical "jump fatrick in an alley and spend the night forcibly fucking him in the ass while he screams and begs me to stop" notions are starting to turn into feelings of uncontrollable romantic love for him.

In other news, fatrick has confirmed he sees the last two weeks as a glorious triumph for Eternal President Biden and that this was probably trump and the trump-lovin liberal media's desperate attempt to retake some initiative
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I wouldn't have this dick slobbering faggot teach me anything. Also there's an old idiom many here probably remember, those who can't do, teach. Patrick will ignore any news report that says that he donated to Democrats. His views have also plummeted again.
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"I WANT EM PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE PEPPERONI THAT TURN THE FREAKIN STALKERS GAY!"
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FTFY
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Also there's an old idiom many here probably remember, those who can't do, teach
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“Those that can, do.
Those that can’t, teach”.

I think it was a bit misunderstood as it is more about someone no longer being able to perform, so they coach.

Fatrick couldn’t in the first place, so he can’t do and he can’t teach.
 
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FinnSven said:
“Those that can, do.
Those that can’t, teach”.

I think it was a bit misunderstood as it is more about someone no longer being able to perform, so they coach.

Fatrick couldn’t in the first place, so he can’t do and he can’t teach.
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The part about teaching is about those who are less skilled than ones in the actual field who have a career. Due to being less skilled they can only teach people how to do it and get paid less for doing it.
 
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AnOminous said:
Tbh I kind of wish she'd include at least a smattering of his more unhinged tweets, rape threats, death threats, and the like.
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Late, but I think its better if she leaves that out. Let the con organizers find that stuff on their own. Not like there aren't multiple sources of info on patrick at this very moment in time. Or legions of pat posters eager to tell everyone everything he's done.

A simple letter detailing he's been banned from other cons and that she feels unsafe around him does more.
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
Out of curiosity how is Fatrick even making any income? I don't imagine he sells any books. And I doubt he has a job.
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Some of his books have strangely found a fan base among people who like fast paste novels with characters who talk like babies.

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It's not much, but Niki covers most of their regular expenses, so it's enough to make some pocket money for beer and brat. Aside from that, Patrick rents out their abode on Airbnb and works as a maid.
 
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Something Awful said:
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Yes, I suppose they can resume the ads now. Have Biden re-enact this while you're at it:

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When Trump wins, it will be the grandest conspiracy of all time and not the Democrats' inability to comprehend basic psychology.
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Do they expect Trump to be in the hospital until he heads out for another event? He's not Senile Joe who needs to be in bed before 8pm. Joe would have shit himself and covered his SS in it. Trump heading to the golfing range shows the people of America that it takes more than a failed Leftist Assassination attempt to scare him.
 
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All of Piggy's Trump sperging is obscuring Leslie's latest missive to the organizers of WorldCon. Banning him would be PFG, but also letting him travel to Glasgow, and come home with a permanent smile would be PFG. It's a tough one. More about this possible GenCon ban, or just a disinvite, would be nice to know. Those bangs you hear Piggy, those are the doors being slammed shut on you.
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
Out of curiosity how is Fatrick even making any income? I don't imagine he sells any books. And I doubt he has a job.
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He's a maid for his wife's AirBnB rental in the other half of their hovelplex.

Also, ObscuraPod offers his support for Leslie's letter of concern to WorldCon.
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Judge Holden said:
Area pig declares himself entirely sane after several years of threatening his toilet with prison
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Also upon reflecting on the different possibilities I laid out when pondering how fatty would handle the shooting....


....it seems that *all* these options were infact correct as he has gone from "ITS FAKE" to "ITS ONLY BAD BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO ENJOYPRISON" to "ORANGE MAN BAD SO IT DOESNT MATTER" and now he is wheeling to "DOESNT MATTER BIDEN IS STILL WINNING CHILD" as per his xeets today
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EDIT: also just checked threads and he is just straight up oinking "IF I WAS THE SHOOTER I WOULDA TOTALLY SUCCEEDED IN KILLING HIM 100 TIMES OUTTA 100"
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I wasnt going to give much thought to the suggestions he might get snitched to the SS and receive a visit from them but if he keeps up like this I would not exactly be shocked
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That last one is exactly what I was talking about.
I would give him a couple weeks in the MPD Air B&B for that tweet alone, especially with the convention coming.

Implied violence SHOULD get his Twitter suspended.
 
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