DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Its Vladi Bby said:
DSP has to be the poster boy for why you shouldn't buy cheap shirts.

If you don't have a nice physique, you really have yo buy proper fitting dress shirts. All those cheap 20 dollar shirts Phillie gets off of Amazon hang on him in the most unflattering ways.

How does he throw that shit on and think he looks good? The shirts are paper thin and have no more integrity to them than a shirt from a Fruit of the Loom 3 pack.
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Pppphhhh!!! Phil went around to second-hand stores to save money! He's a frugal spender! That had such a great variety of brand new looking shirts for so cheap! He's not a consumer who buys everything in "pay in 4" payment plans!

Yes, the same man who is afraid of going in convenience stores, and hasn't driven on the highway since he has moved to Washington. The same man who is too lazy to drive 2 minutes to get food. Yes, if you search for "Hawaiian style button down shirts" on Amazon those exact shirts show up in order. That's just coincidence, dude.

See what the trolls do? These rumors are going to get Phil killed!
 
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Ive always been taught that you should never go cheap on clothes, especially ones related to your work or for social outings, mind you im not saying you should spend hundreds or a big amount, but that if youre gonna buy clothes, buy them from good quality and most importantly that they fit you in such way that you wont look like a mongoloid. Just because it fits doesnt mean it should go in.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
Ive always been taught that you should never go cheap on clothes, especially ones related to your work or for social outings, mind you im not saying you should spend hundreds or a big amount, but that if youre gonna buy clothes, buy them from good quality and most importantly that they fit you in such way that you wont look like a mongoloid. Just because it fits doesnt mean it should go in.
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The problem with Phil is that these shirts don't fit him, he's cheap as fuck, won't wear an undershirt unless buttoning up the shirts results in him looking like a walrus stuffed in spandex, and best of all, he keeps proving LTG right every time he decides to wear these glorified picnic tablecloth monstrosities.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
The problem with Phil is that these shirts don't fit him, he's cheap as fuck, won't wear an undershirt unless buttoning up the shirts results in him looking like a walrus stuffed in spandex, and best of all, he keeps proving LTG right every time he decides to wear these glorified picnic tablecloth monstrosities.
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I think a huge deficit is that he buys his clothes online, which means he cant try them off to see how he looks, so he basically runs with it just because it fits. Shows how lazy he is that he wont even go to a clothing store to buy and try on clothes to see how he looks.
 
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00R-Gundam said:
I think a huge deficit is that he buys his clothes online, which means he cant try them off to see how he looks, so he basically runs with it just because it fits. Shows how lazy he is that he wont even go to a clothing store to buy and try on clothes to see how he looks.
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He buys them all of amazon
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil is apparently using a paperclip to hold down his collar.
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Some suppliers use paperclips to hold the collar down and protect it from creases when packaged. Usually, the retailers or the buyer removes them but Phil is retarded and half blind. If this is the first time he's wearing the shirt, I think he simply forgot to remove the paperclip after buying the shirt.

Edit: Upon closer inspection, the shirt seems to be made out of rayon which is a cheap semi-synthetic textile. It is primarily liked by third worlders, hippies and Hawaiian shirt enjoyers for its gaudy patterns and airiness. Phil's taste in clothing is really nothing out of the ordinary for a modern 40 year old man. He's only missing a cheap "genuine" leather jacket and tortoiseshell glasses.
 
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YHWH's Strongest Soldier said:
Some suppliers use paperclips to hold the collar down and protect it from creases when packaged. Usually, the retailers or the buyer removes them but Phil is retarded and half blind. If this is the first time he's wearing the shirt, I think he simply forgot to remove the paperclip after buying the shirt.
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This is the answer.
 
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TheGreatWhiteNorth said:
Phil is apparently using a paperclip to hold down his collar.
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Really, what can you say? Other than the fact that he's too lazy to iron his ill-fitting shifts. Or the fact that they're made of cheap material.
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Pretty sure that's a plastic clip some shirts come with. So basically, he's just lazy and didn't notice and will show up on a stream with the size sticker still on next time.
 
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Iron Hamster said:
But the other collar doesn't have one. Can't say I've ever seen a paperclip used. Only seen those stiffeners up thread.
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They usually fall off during transport or when opening the package that they came in. Sometimes a paperclip is built sturdier and it stays on. Cheap plastic stiffeners are also sometimes used but an extremely cheap rayon shirt doesn't have the "pockets" to insert those in.
 
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Alexios said:
His shirts look gaudy and they don't fit him well. Phil has a Mr. Potato Head body, with sticks for his arms and legs. Honestly if he wanted to look decent, he should go for a decent Polo. If he really wants to look better, he should get off his ass and go to the gym.
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The shirts and glasses age him. Makes him look like a history professor
 
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