Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Thorndyke Special]

Why does he dress like a pirate now?

 

[Twinkletard]

Why does he dress like a pirate now?

wasn't there some gay schtick about pirates that maddox used to have? dax is obsessed with maddox

 

[Nate Higgers]

Why does he dress like a pirate now?

Because he misses his ex-boyfriend Maddox.

 

[Pissmaster]

wasn't there some gay schtick about pirates that maddox used to have? dax is obsessed with maddox

Before we all found out what Maddox looks like, he depicted himself as a rough muscular pirate.

 

[Incecticyder]

He looked like a gay Captain Morgan! (from a song)

Honestly, it never stops surprising me how he keeps digging himself further deep. "I have no proof, your honor, that Eric or Jessie sent me the decapitated toy that I decapitated myself but accused them of doing but YOUR HONOR, HE USED 3D MODELS ON HIS COMICS, MOCKED THE GUY THAT I SENT TO MOCK HIM AND HE CALLED THE COPS AGAINST THE PEOPLE I SENT TO HARASS HIM!!! PUT HIM IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, YOUR HONOR, THE CHAAAAAIR!!!" Somehow, I do not think the judge/jury will see things in Dax 's favour.

To the more law minded Kiwis: What could Dax (who gets pegged while dressed as a cow) say in Riley 's court hearing that would not be torn apart in cross exam?

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Why does he dress like a pirate now?

He lost the cow costume.

 

[Tablet County]

Yes. Im just an anon enjoying the content i dont care about your stupid inageboard. I meant if youre an internet personality and streaming is your fucking job then yes you should be putting in effort to make it good its your job

Fair but you're also a homo.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Thanks. I ran it through Handbrake and lowered the bitrate, getting it down to under 15mb.

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Many funny things about this. Firstly, it's the closest Vito has ever come to sufferable. Secondly, Dax being so angry at Vito for saying he's heard differently that he drops his stupid pirate persona and voice to get angry at him.

 

[Tablet County]

Many funny things about this. Firstly, it's the closest Vito has ever come to sufferable. Secondly, Dax being so angry at Vito for saying he's heard differently that he drops his stupid pirate persona and voice to get angry at him.

One positive thing I'll say about Vito is that he does have a good radio voice. Matches his face.

Thanks. I ran it through Handbrake and lowered the bitrate, getting it down to under 15mb.

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I wish Jesse and his band of faggots would shut up so I could actually hear them REE at each other. Like I don't mind him pausing to provide commentary but I wish he wouldn't talk over the main event.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Thanks. I ran it through Handbrake and lowered the bitrate, getting it down to under 15mb.

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I am probably very late with this question, but why is Dax dressed as a pirate? I can think of no reason except another pathetic attempt to skinwalk his unrequited e-daddy Maddox.

Much appreciated. There's no good reason why an 8 minutes clip should be 300+ Mbs.

General rule of thumb afaik is 1 minute = 10MB. I dunno how you manage to fuck up and create a 300MB+ video out of an 8 minute clip, but I suppose it could depend where you download it from, or how.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Many funny things about this. Firstly, it's the closest Vito has ever come to sufferable. Secondly, Dax being so angry at Vito for saying he's heard differently that he drops his stupid pirate persona and voice to get angry at him.

Dax sounding like more of a faggot than an actual self-professed paederast, alleged "comedian", and overall fat fuck is a mood lol. There's no overstating how covered in cow manure you are when you make the Vaedophile sound like the rational party in an argument.

What's even the reason for all of this recent seethe? No way Eric July buck broke Dax that much by reacting to his stalker antics like a normal person would.

 

[Incecticyder]

What's even the reason for all of this recent seethe? No way Eric July buck broke Dax that much by reacting to his stalker antics like a normal person would.

He was far more fragile than he pretended to be. Eric reacting like a normal person, as opposed to a lolcow, meant that he had no way to react. It is propably the first time all his trolling plans backfired so much and turned most of the internet against him.

 

[Guntkvd]

Juju's car is so comedically huge compared to his house, and because it's always outside, I like to imagine it's too big to fit inside his crack shack garage.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Juju's car is so comedically huge compared to his house, and because it's always outside, I like to imagine it's too big to fit inside his crack shack garage.

Lol the funniest thing is its not even big as far as PickUps go.
Its a 150 its the smallest PickUp Ford make.
Rams are way bigger, if he had a mans PickUp

his house would look even smaller.

In all fairness its not really a small house, its like 1300 sq ft. I think its smaller from the front because its build on the edge of a hill, it just looks like a 1 story house from the front.

 

[ChromaQuack]

In all fairness its not really a small house, its like 1300 sq ft. I think its smaller from the front because its build on the edge of a hill, it just looks like a 1 story house from the front.

It looks like an upscale trailer.

As for the RAM, I guess juju is short but not THAT short as to need to overcompensate so hard, because let's be honest there's no good reason a bughive enjoyer like juju should even own a pickup truck, the man's bones explode if he goes for a walk with his dog and I'm supposed to believe he enjoys a day's out in nature and/or transports things around for whatever reason?

The only reason Juju would want to own a truck is to put those silly truck nuts on it, as that's the only set of testicles he'll ever own.

 

[Procrastinhater]

As for the RAM, I guess juju is short but not THAT short as to need to overcompensate so hard,

Hey I resent that!
I need that thing for work. If I didn't I'd have gotten something smaller.
I don't understand people that buy PickUps just as status symbols.
You can always tell if someone is full of shit if the bed of their truck isn't scratched up. Never trust a guy with a working mans truck without a few dints in it, that doesn't use it for work.
Its like soccer moms with SUVs. I can't see the point.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

In fairness to soccer moms, going on a trip with one toddler in our hatchback feels like The Beverly Hillbillies' truck. My wife packed like she was preparing a MEU for an opposed landing, but women amirite? I almost never see proper minivans anymore; do they still make them?

On the other hand, my heavily abused pickup which I have actual call for lacks many features you'll see in "muh status symbol" retardmobiles, exempli gratia-- leathern seats, a silly little emblem in the trailer hitch (no, I actually tow trailers,) or a "lift kit" to make the truck pointlessly tall and worse at towing a trailer.

 

[Never Scored]

Its a 150 its the smallest PickUp Ford make.

They make a smaller Maverick and Ranger, brudder. Maverick is a glorified SUV with a small box, and the Ranger is like a baby F-150. Just come from a bit of a Ford family so my tism was triggered.

 

[AltisticRight]

Juju's car is so comedically huge compared to his house, and because it's always outside, I like to imagine it's too big to fit inside his crack shack garage.

It's almost as big as his giant forehead, and just like most faggots who aren't working in trade, he thinks a large car can compensate for his tiny manhood. How sad.

Now I wonder if Ethan Ralph bought that big gay red truck after seeing Juju's. Like father, like son. Both Ethan Ralph and Nick Rekieta also sucked on phallic fat cigarettes after seeing Juju do that. What a bunch of homosexuals.

 

[Punished Borzoi]

Juju's car is so comedically huge compared to his house, and because it's always outside, I like to imagine it's too big to fit inside his crack shack garage.

It literally is he mentioned that when he bought it.