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Waiting for this for one whole week - and public toilet columnist Dan Savage does not disappoint.

some woman said:
I'm a longtime fan—reader and listener—and part of the 47 percent of white women who did NOT vote for Donald Trump. To say I'm disappointed, horrified, scared, and mad about the election is woefully insufficient... That being said, I wanted to share that I had one of the most weirdly charged, hottest, and sexiest orgasms... we were fucking as Trump came on the TV to give his acceptance speech. As that orange blowhard spewed more bullshit about being our president, I rode my boyfriend's big, beautiful dick until I came... I encourage all your readers to fuck out the stress from this election.

Dan Savage said:
It's important to practice good self-care in the wake of a traumatic event—the election qualifies as a traumatic event—and going by the definition of self-care at GoodTherapy.org, fucking the living shit out of someone qualifies as self-care...

Dan Savage said:
...please know that millions of Americans did the exact same thing after 9/11. We used a different term to describe all that post-9/11 fucking: "terror-sex," which New York magazine defined as "urgent, unguarded, end-of-the-world coitus inspired by that day's sudden jolt of uncertainty and fear."

Because Americans supporting their preferred leader is exactly comparable to 9/11.

Dan Savage said:
Yes, we must donate and volunteer and protest and vote, all while reminding ourselves daily that Hillary Clinton won the popular vote.

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Which way does the popular vote swing now, anyways? Last I checked, Hillary had about 200k more votes total, and even with the low turnout, a difference of 200k when both candidates still raked in about 60 million each is hardly worth celebrating. The UK are still fighting over Brexit despite a 4 percent difference between Leave and Remain - what do you do when calling it half a percent is being generous?
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/16/opinion/bullying-in-the-age-of-trump.html when did trump become the reason all of these people are getting bullied

When the eejits who are salty that he won decided to false-flag the shit out of everyone in order to make their screeching look like a reasonable response.

Okay, that makes me sound like a conspiracy theorist. But seriously, I saw a news article today about an immigrant family who got an anonymous note on their door. It allegedly said (censored by the newspaper):

“You can all go home now. We don’t want (a racial epithet) and terrorists here. #Trump.”

What kind of person writes a hashtag in a paper note? Not only does it scream "this group is responsible for this action, please come down on us like a ton of bricks", but hashtagging on paper is the action of a social-media-soaked moron. My money is on it being bullshit.
 
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IT'S NOT FAIR
BABY WANT ELECTION
 
Reports coming out now about Hillary having a meltdown herself on Tuesday night. Dunno how credible it is, but it doesn't seem completely out of the question for this to have happened.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...-throwing-objects-in-election-night-meltdown/


“Sources have told The American Spectator that on Tuesday night, after Hillary realized she had lost, she went into a rage,” R. Emmett Tyrrell reports. “Secret Service officers told at least one source that she began yelling, screaming obscenities, and pounding furniture. She picked up objects and threw them at attendants and staff. She was in an uncontrollable rage.”

The appearance of campaign chairman John Podesta at Manhattan’s Javitz Center, and the dematerialization of his heretofore ubiquitous charge, perplexed in the first hours of Wednesday.

“They’re still counting votes, and every vote should count,” Podesta declared to a sad and stunned hall. “Several states are too close to call, so we’re not going to have anything more to say tonight.”

As Podesta recalcitrantly refused to recognize reality early Wednesday morning, Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump to offer congratulations. The juxtaposition of the campaign chairman publicly vowing to fight around the time the candidate privately conceded the election left observers scratching their heads.

Tyrrell’s reporting indicates that Mrs. Clinton’s mental state made it impossible for her to address her supporters on election night as custom requests. So, instead, Podesta gave a rah-rah speech on a boo-hoo night to cover for the absence of the first woman president, her fireworks, and her victory speech shout-outs to the mothers of the Black Lives Matter martyrs.

“She is not done yet,” Podesta claimed. Tyrrell’s reporting indicates that, indeed, Clinton remained far from done.

“Her aides could not allow her to come out in public,” he writes. “It would take her hours to calm down. So Podesta went out and gave his aimless speech. I wish we could report on Bill’s whereabouts but we cannot.”

Bill appeared the following day at Hillary’s belated concession speech wearing a purple tie but, thankfully, no purple marks about his face, suggesting experience dictated avoidance the previous evening.

“People say they’re amazed Bill’s marriage survived,” Tyrrell noted to Breitbart. “I’m amazed Bill survived his marriage.”

Tyrrell’s reporting remains a thorn in the side of the Clintons more than two decades after the American Spectator published its Troopergate stories detailing Bill Clinton’s escapades as told by his Arkansas security detail, stories that first referenced Paula Jones and pushed the president on the road to impeachment. Nearly 19 years after Hillary Clinton imagined a “vast, right-wing conspiracy” out to get her husband, the cabal’s charter member again relies on the accounts of the Clintons’ long-suffering security to unmask the public faces worn by the power couple now out of power.

“In the ’90s, we published several pieces that documented her throwing lamps and books,” Tyrrell tells Breitbart. “This happened pretty often. She has such a foul mouth that the Arkansas state troopers learned a thing or two from her. She has a foul mouth and a good throwing arm.”
 
We know that Hillary at least used to hit the sauce hard so her starting to get drunker and drunker as she saw all of her life's schemes fall in front of her eyes and lose because of the guy she manoeuvred into running that would insure victory sweep it all from under her feet

Also we know she was really abusive to the secret service agents while in the White House

100% likely to have happened and explains why she didn't concede immediately
 
Reports coming out now about Hillary having a meltdown herself on Tuesday night. Dunno how credible it is, but it doesn't seem completely out of the question for this to have happened.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-govern...-throwing-objects-in-election-night-meltdown/


“Sources have told The American Spectator that on Tuesday night, after Hillary realized she had lost, she went into a rage,” R. Emmett Tyrrell reports. “Secret Service officers told at least one source that she began yelling, screaming obscenities, and pounding furniture. She picked up objects and threw them at attendants and staff. She was in an uncontrollable rage.”

The appearance of campaign chairman John Podesta at Manhattan’s Javitz Center, and the dematerialization of his heretofore ubiquitous charge, perplexed in the first hours of Wednesday.

“They’re still counting votes, and every vote should count,” Podesta declared to a sad and stunned hall. “Several states are too close to call, so we’re not going to have anything more to say tonight.”

As Podesta recalcitrantly refused to recognize reality early Wednesday morning, Hillary Clinton called Donald Trump to offer congratulations. The juxtaposition of the campaign chairman publicly vowing to fight around the time the candidate privately conceded the election left observers scratching their heads.

Tyrrell’s reporting indicates that Mrs. Clinton’s mental state made it impossible for her to address her supporters on election night as custom requests. So, instead, Podesta gave a rah-rah speech on a boo-hoo night to cover for the absence of the first woman president, her fireworks, and her victory speech shout-outs to the mothers of the Black Lives Matter martyrs.

“She is not done yet,” Podesta claimed. Tyrrell’s reporting indicates that, indeed, Clinton remained far from done.

“Her aides could not allow her to come out in public,” he writes. “It would take her hours to calm down. So Podesta went out and gave his aimless speech. I wish we could report on Bill’s whereabouts but we cannot.”

Bill appeared the following day at Hillary’s belated concession speech wearing a purple tie but, thankfully, no purple marks about his face, suggesting experience dictated avoidance the previous evening.

“People say they’re amazed Bill’s marriage survived,” Tyrrell noted to Breitbart. “I’m amazed Bill survived his marriage.”

Tyrrell’s reporting remains a thorn in the side of the Clintons more than two decades after the American Spectator published its Troopergate stories detailing Bill Clinton’s escapades as told by his Arkansas security detail, stories that first referenced Paula Jones and pushed the president on the road to impeachment. Nearly 19 years after Hillary Clinton imagined a “vast, right-wing conspiracy” out to get her husband, the cabal’s charter member again relies on the accounts of the Clintons’ long-suffering security to unmask the public faces worn by the power couple now out of power.

“In the ’90s, we published several pieces that documented her throwing lamps and books,” Tyrrell tells Breitbart. “This happened pretty often. She has such a foul mouth that the Arkansas state troopers learned a thing or two from her. She has a foul mouth and a good throwing arm.”

Even if it's fake, "rah-rah speech on a boo-hoo night" is the best description of the event I've ever heard.
 
I'm not, if only because even without their votes, Oregon went for Hillary anyway, so literally their vote was not needed.

Who says they were all from Oregon? There have been many reports of protesters coming in by bus. In fact, I'm disappointed they didn't report on where people came from at the same time they reported about who did and didn't vote.

Anyway, if they're going to make such a fuss about the popular vote and wanting to overturn the Electoral College, then every Hillary vote is a scrap of supporting data.
 
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/16/opinion/bullying-in-the-age-of-trump.html when did trump become the reason all of these people are getting bullied

Didn't these people get the memo? All the bullying is done by GamerGaters. Everyone knows schools are a war zone because of the mobs of video game virgins going around beating up jocks and cheerleaders.

We know that Hillary at least used to hit the sauce hard so her starting to get drunker and drunker as she saw all of her life's schemes fall in front of her eyes and lose because of the guy she manoeuvred into running that would insure victory sweep it all from under her feet

If the semi-conspiracy theory/meme that Clinton and the media actually colluded to fix the primary by giving Trump 24/7 coverage in order to give Clinton an opponent who would take a fall is true, that would be the richest irony of the whole election.
 
Didn't these people get the memo? All the bullying is done by GamerGaters. Everyone knows schools are a war zone because of the mobs of video game virgins going around beating up jocks and cheerleaders.



If the semi-conspiracy theory/meme that Clinton and the media actually colluded to fix the primary by giving Trump 24/7 coverage in order to give Clinton an opponent who would take a fall is true, that would be the richest irony of the whole election.

Not a conspiracy theory.

According to an email from Marissa Astor, Clinton campaign manager Robby Mook’s assistant, to Clinton campaign chair John Podesta, the campaign knew Trump was going to run, and pushed his legitimacy as a candidate. WikiLeaks’ release shows that it was seen as in Clinton’s best interest to run against Trump in the general election. The memo, sent to the Democratic National Committee (DNC) also reveals the DNC and Clinton campaign were strategizing on behalf of their candidate at the very beginning of the primaries. “We think our goals mirror those of the DNC,” stated the memo, attached to the email under the title “muddying the waters.”

The memo named Trump, Sen. Ted Cruz, and Ben Carson as wanted candidates. “We need to be elevating the Pied Piper candidates so that they are leaders of the pack and tell the press to them seriously,” the memo noted.

http://observer.com/2016/10/wikileaks-reveals-dnc-elevated-trump-to-help-clinton/
 
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