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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 327 92.6%

  • Total voters
    353
Why fight anyone ever? And if you fight, why pick Aaron, guy you have no connection with whatsoever. That's same as me challenging @DogZero

Ofc Ralph will never fight, it's hypothetical but not rhetorical question. Why pick a most meaningless match?
Even if I die in that ring!!! I will have lived!!!!

DogZeromale don’t scare bish!!!


It is funny that ralph is basically self reporting who he thinks his peers are at this point by challenging Aaron. He thinks he is at the same level as some random minnesota failed radioman with 100 listeners only known cus he was cucked by someone bigger than him. Probably the most unintentionally self aware ralph has ever been.
 
Matter fact I do challenge @DogZero
I’ll have you know that I am the top of this subforum from the top on down, and that means everybodeh… CUS IM AN ENTERTAINER! I’ll shit on this table right now!!! And after you’re whipped we comin to build a church on that land!!

MY ARRIVAL TO THIS FIGHT WITH AN ANONYMOUS FORUM USER IS FUCKING IMMINENT!!!
 
I’ll have you know that I am the top of this subforum from the top on down, and that means everybodeh… CUS IM AN ENTERTAINER! I’ll shit on this table right now!!! And after you’re whipped we comin to build a church on that land!!

MY ARRIVAL TO THIS FIGHT WITH AN ANONYMOUS FORUM USER IS FUCKING IMMINENT!!!
You gotta turn up in the same Luchadore mask Gator wore at Knoxville to hide his identity.

It just occurred to me that now Coach is dead, the slim chance of him releasing the 4K Knoxville footage is now gone.

Hopefully he left Godwinson it all in the will, and he can go and retrieve it from that midden pit in Kharkiv that Gonzalo called a home.
 
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Of course piggy, instant classic classic bloodsports.
 
Upside is we now have the Warski KO video for ever.
Andy Warski showed up to the fight like a man. He brought content.
Ethan Ralph couldn't remove the words "faggot" and "nigger" from his show for 2 weeks to collect $10,000.

And I'm supposed to believe he'll fight Steel Cuck Aaron for free.
 
Andy Warski showed up to the fight like a man. He brought content.
Ethan Ralph couldn't remove the words "faggot" and "nigger" from his show for 2 weeks to collect $10,000.

And I'm supposed to believe he'll fight Steel Cuck Aaron for free.
But don’t you see? Andy Warski got knocked the fuck out while Ralph can take a hit from a tranny who is as tall as him (5’1) Therefore Ralph wins (in Ralph’s mind)

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But don’t you see? Andy Warski got knocked the fuck out while Ralph can take a hit from a tranny who is as tall as him (5’1) Therefore Ralph wins (in Ralph’s mind)

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Look at that gay shirt saying "Not Today Satan" and that cap falling off his comical melon head. This is a man that acts tough on the Internet. I bet Medicare can bash him to a pulp after half a day of chemotherapy.
 
BISH IMM IN MEHEECOH THERE IS NO EXTRA DISHUNNN TREATYY BISH SOUTHERN OUTLAW MEMPHIS TENNNN BISH

So instead of doing anything productive during the weekend. Ralph gets pilled up and fed posts on Twitter. It's totally something Champa would do, Ali Jamal vindicated once again.
Imagine getting dunked on by Ali Jamal.
I would stop breathing.
 
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