🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[The Ancestor]

He challenges Aaron Imholte to a boxing match
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Aaron has accepted his challenge will address this in his show tomorrow
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May the best cuck win the fight (If that ever happens)

Two men fight to see who would suck off Rekieta harder

 

[AncientPhosphur]

He just wants the promotion. He wants to get retarded people attracted to his show, which is on life saving dialysis, to tune into da keelstream and donate torta money to him. He has zero intention of showing up he just wants a big huge sign pointing at him so he gets numbers on his show.

 

[joebobmurphy]

May the best cuck win the fight (If that ever happens)

It won’t. Ever.

 

[Rage Pig]

He just wants the promotion. He wants to get retarded people attracted to his show, which is on life saving dialysis, to tune into da keelstream and donate torta money to him. He has zero intention of showing up he just wants a big huge sign pointing at him so he gets numbers on his show.

Considering his fight record until now it's probably one of the smarter decisions he's made in his unfortunate life.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Didn't he try and fight Grace Thrope or was she the one who started that?

 

[Elmo]

Didn't he try and fight Grace Thrope or was she the one who started that?

He did. In addition to this, he also challenged Randbot's wife to come to the USA to have a "gunt off" in the ring.

 

[Pelican Bones]

But will Jim sign the permission slip?

 

[AnOminous]

I think the bigger question is Ralph, and just how bad he will be. He's never boxed, probably doesn't know to hold a basic boxing stance, or how to throw a jab - that's bad. He's going to be starting as a complete beginner, with all the issues that brings around skill, confidence etc.

I wouldn't be in the least bit intimidated by Ralph and there are plenty of people who actually would intimidate me. It honestly wouldn't even take any technique to beat the shit out of Ralph, just walk up to him and start hitting him. He's a weak pussy as we've seen on camera. He couldn't even defend himself on the ground, just laid there like a jiggling pile of fat while helplessly being beaten by a retard like Cog, looking like a fat gunted baby.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

The moment is over, piggy is scared.
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Get 1k per minute on his feet?

I don't see why he wouldn't accept it. Porky here would get paid about 37 dollars, his largest payday in years.

 

[ZeDarkKnight]

So uh.... Did we ever find out if ralphs crack shack was destroyed and if his cats survived or not?

 

[Yung Snitcha]

So uh.... Did we ever find out if ralphs crack shack was destroyed and if his cats survived or not?

Cats don’t fold to bullshit

 

[AltisticRight]

The moment is over, piggy is scared.
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Yeah it's not happening. Piggymoobs will have some insane terms that must be met:
- Sanctioned event
- full promotional videos
- Hosted at X location Y venue to Z liking etc etc et cetera etc
- ? amounts of ticket sales otherwise he won't show up CUZ HE DAH KANG OF THE DA SEKTURRRR
- ??? tests and yada yadayada
- Security in case the venue gets swatted
- insert other ridiculous gay terms here

If any of his ridiculous terms aren't met, he'll whimper out like a coward piggy pussy with 4 titties and claim it as a W anyway. I'd love to see how long he lasts against someone with experience like Salt Papi. He'll probably shit his pants before even getting onto the stage.

Also wrasslin is fucking gay, anyone who uses wrasslin terminology in normal speech should be gassed right after the weebs are dealt with.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Yeah it's not happening. Piggymoobs will have some insane terms that must be met:
- Sanctioned event
- full promotional videos
- Hosted at X location Y venue to Z liking etc etc et cetera etc
- ? amounts of ticket sales otherwise he won't show up CUZ HE DAH KANG OF THE DA SEKTURRRR
- ??? tests and yada yadayada
- Security in case the venue gets swatted
- insert other ridiculous gay terms here

If any of his ridiculous terms aren't met, he'll whimper out like a coward piggy pussy with 4 titties and claim it as a W anyway. I'd love to see how long he lasts against someone with experience like Salt Papi. He'll probably shit his pants before even getting onto the stage.

Also wrasslin is fucking gay, anyone who uses wrasslin terminology in normal speech should be gassed right after the weebs are dealt with.

He's got form. Pretty sure he turned down the Keemstar pay cheque because Keem wanted him to stop dropping N bombs.

Which totally wasn't just an attempt to get out of a fight with Warski.

Upside is we now have the Warski KO video for ever.

 

[Braphamut]

Certain conditions have to be met before Ralph would ever come to blows with a guy.

1. Aaron isn't his domestic partner (yet)
2. Jim didn't grant his blessing (yet)
3. an offer of commissary peanut butter

this isn't even a tropical storm, much less a 'cane.

 

[Rage Pig]

"Not a draw in the Steel Toe world" - there will be hollering.

 

[Raven-621]

I don’t know what would be funnier, Ralph talking all that shit and getting folded up like a cheap chair immediately, or him landing a lucky hit and KOing Aaron round one and smugly oinking about it for the rest of his life.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Ralph would fuck this nerd up and I'd love every second of it. Except in order to make bank Ralph would have to hold back from KOing him and just stay standing for hours.

 

[Muppetstudios]

I would love there to be a sanctioned boxing match as it means Ralph would have to go through a medical exam. The blood work alone would be fascinating for medical science.

Unfortunately hog fighting is illegal in all 50 states so it's not going to happen.

 

[Nate Higgers]

He couldn't even defend himself on the ground, just laid there like a jiggling pile of fat while helplessly being beaten by a retard like Cog

Cog didn’t even do any of the beating! He just stood there in the background holding the camera and hyping up his henchman, that guy Dan (the guy who actually did all the physical beating).

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

He wants to get retarded people attracted to his show, which is on life saving dialysis, to tune into da keelstream and donate torta money to him.

There’s some real irony.

Also wrasslin is fucking gay, anyone who uses wrasslin terminology in normal speech should be gassed right after the weebs are dealt with.

It’s all a work. Don’t be such a mark, ya mark.