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Just spending some quality time with the girl-/boy(?)friend.
Quinton Reviews / Quinton Kyle Hoover / Q_Review / OttselSpy24 / OttselSpy25 - I KNOW WE HIT THE LIMIT FOR ME TO DO THEM, BUT THOSE THINGS TAKE TIME, NOW SHUT UP AND LET ME TALK ABOUT GARFIELD AND MCDONALDS, WHILE MOCKING OTHER YOUTUBERS!!
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Crazy that his head can be that wide and he still manages to have a unibrow
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Something magical happened.
I don't remember if I found this video because of the Quew or because the algorithm chooses to troll me, but perhaps the oldest (possible) piece of Q lore has been unearthed.
inb4 there are many other old videos of Q we can only prove exist because a select few have been allowed to remain public by the Qoomrade.
This one has a bit of everything. Q punishes himself by ordering a Subway monstrosity because he earned 2 dollars of a video he made. His producer refuses to show his face but bites anyway. He is wearing a Woodford County High shirt. He is referred by his full legal name twice. We even got a little cameo from Losers Inc.
For a second I thought this was a new upload so I decided to look up what our dear Quinny baby has been up to since Muslim Queen is kill. And we have 2 whole pieces of Qino Overload that have barely managed to get any attention.
The movie poster was sent by a Popchips representative alongside merch goodies, several bags of nacho flavored Popchips and NOT an invitation to attend the premiere. Q should've used the Jacksfilms technique of passive-aggressive bullying of the movie. If he develops a new set of illnesses for brand loyalty is still to be decided.
I don't remember if I found this video because of the Quew or because the algorithm chooses to troll me, but perhaps the oldest (possible) piece of Q lore has been unearthed.
This one has a bit of everything. Q punishes himself by ordering a Subway monstrosity because he earned 2 dollars of a video he made. His producer refuses to show his face but bites anyway. He is wearing a Woodford County High shirt. He is referred by his full legal name twice. We even got a little cameo from Losers Inc.
For a second I thought this was a new upload so I decided to look up what our dear Quinny baby has been up to since Muslim Queen is kill. And we have 2 whole pieces of Qino Overload that have barely managed to get any attention.
- Not even a minute in and he is talking about not being good enough to make certain videos. He used to separate his content in eras, no longer does. The darkest was from Kingdom Hearts till History Channel, turns out Quinstorians are getting their job done by the source.
- Quinton has mixed feelings on Fallen Titans. He hates that he was only known for 'drama videos' while his other creative ideas failed and he even says that had he maintained the drama train he would already be at 1M. Says it was a compromise to get people to watch the videos he liked. Most people didn't get it was just his subjective experience and not trying to just talk about falling off controversies. Says he changed the thesis of the whole project, started as the first Youtubers changed and fell off but he found that change is only natural. Tangent about how not getting millions of views anymore doesn't mean your content is bad. Yes, he is reflecting and we are barely seven minutes in.
- Fallen Titans: Kassim G (Q describes him as the Stan Lee of YouTube) was going to be a broader scope documentary that was going to actually be about Maker Studios and include an interview. He says its a good idea but he wouldn't make it, reason given turns into Q recounting the darkest chapter of his career (late 2018-2020). Says he will go brush his teeth.
- Fallen Titans: Buzzfeed Unsolved. Quinton wanted to center it on Hot Dagga lore (the clip art characters from QnAs) because 'its funny when he dedicates a lot of time to describing lore from stuff that doesn't deserve it' and even drop merch about Brent being missing. It was meant to be about IP ownership. Cancelled because none of his fans cared about his Buzzfeed Unsolved memes and Shane followed him on Twitter so it was going to be parasocial.
- Did the Spy Kids commit war crimes? Quinton talks about people disliking him for being political. Figured out he could try to backpedal but didn't because 'he has a spine' so he wasn't going to go 'Yeah I love Trump woohoo'. He didn't do it because he would have to watch all the Spy Kids movies and study what constitutes a war crime, as in he knows but he would have to check all the legalities of the matter. Rough paraphrasing.
- Fallen Titans: the Illuminati. Quinton is cooming while talking about his History Channel videos, because he was 'making smart witty effortless content', the 'best he ever made. I met a girl that says he didn't credit co-writers and @Blue Gem Muslim Queen even gave him notes. 'Oh Quinton, that's a great idea. Why not make it?' 'Back in 2019...' yadda yadda mental episodes, yadda yadda burning bridges, yadda yadda you know the drill.
- Fallen Titans: Neo Pets. Quinton starts to comically retell how his sister gave up his tiger for adoption. Won't do it because his brand is making no less than 20 minute long videos.
- TLC. Billiam beat him to it.
- Bill & Ted sitcom. He missed the only time when the franchise was relevant, right after Bill & Ted 3 premiered. Reminder, Q said that movie was one of the few reasons he had to keep living.
- Creationist Tourism. This one is the toughest loss imo, I wanted to see Q at his most euphoric. Plan was to travel through MidAmerica creationsit tourist traps wearing commisioned Mickey Mouse ears with the 'Jesus fish' and crucifixes in the front and ladders in the back, because he wanted his DisneyLand era to last longer. Most people have told him that if he were to do it his money would be going to fundies, the Noah's Arc attraction doesn't allow you to film inside (Q outing himself as Kentuckian again) and the point that he drags the most: other people have made it better.
- Barbie Lore Video. He didn't own Barbie dolls but his family owned a lot of brand video games. He wanted to get a hold of Barbie media from every year. The Barbie movie stopped his entusiasm because 'it wasn't that good. and also because it would be weird hearing a Barbie movie wasn't that good coming from a man. Another man did just that and Q thinks he did better. Impostor syndrome strikes again.
- Fallen Titans: Clippy. Was going to start normal until Word stopped using Clippy, then it becomes a mockumentary about a Tupac Shakur style homicide. Yes, he namedrops Tupac just like that. The twist was that Bonsai Buddy (the purple gorilla) was going to be the murderer but he decided that was going to look quite racist.
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He's not missing anything, I already saw the movie and it's trash. The IRL one is only about a half an inch worse.
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I'm actually really surprised to see this. If anything, I would have thought Quinton would have been all over the Barbie movie, or at least pretended to be, given how much he shills for feminism and other annoying concepts. The Barbie movie was horrible and preachy and that's the kind of thing that Quinton loves.
I am so sick of him gaslighting us. Nobody is telling him he has to love Trump. He can have his dumb opinions but maybe not awkwardly insert them into his videos. And maybe tone down his incredibly stupid twitter takes about Ben Shapiro being "humanized" or whatever.
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Edit: More Garf
Quinton is the only person I've heard has a positive opinion of this movie. Everyone else at best says its good enough to keep your children entertained and at worst is just a generic story that could've been about any other past their prime IP character. One reviewer I watched even said it was only made because of IP rights. This is like MovieBob gaslighting himself about how the Mario Bros movie was good but Q enjoyed The Fred Show so who fucking knows.
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The first time Quinton was explaining his turn into politics in his subreddit he said that his mother had raised him that way. Q and his sister take their looks from her too. There's a very real possibility Russ is the only person in the family that has a life outside endless politisperging.
Billiam gets to be the official ambassador of nu-Bakugan, Jenny Nicholson gets to host an entire show about nu-Star Wars, ScottTheWoz gets to be the only person Nintendo allows to exist while all Quinton can get for a lifetime of service to the Garf is a bunch of Garfield Eats freebies.
Random Quinton trivia that either isn't relevant or only tangentially related to Q.
1. Oldest available tweet by Quinton predicts in uncanny detail his life story in everything but attending university.
2. Q has always had the drawing chops of a preschooler.
3. Q looked blonde when he was a kid, was obsessed with Barney and was allowed to have his hair very long.
4. He literally looked like a generic tomboy girl until he started to grow a beard by 15.
5. There are dozens of videos he hid from when he was starting out that are apparently early Mr Enter levels of entertaining. His grand return came around the time he was fired from a wagie job.
6. Used to be friends with Weekend Warrior, who ended up joining EFAP.
7. Apparently ebaumsworld stole the jar video, but Q doesn't bitch about him nearly as much as about Tosh.O.
8. Q had a Garfield meme folder in 2nd grade.
9. Q said at UBCon that he couldn't handle sodas, but apparently was addicted to them in his teens.
10. The word faggot is way too present in his life.
11. Patreon money always went into toys.
12. The funniest thing Q ever did.
13. Q's oldest YouTube friend is this guy.
14. The lore reason for Q's original tag: OttselSpy24. It's a reference to Jak and Daxter.
15. Quinton Reviews' presence can be traced back to an old post in the Robotech Forums all the way back in 2013-2015, dubbing Robotech comics. These videos were DMCA'd by Harmony Gold.
16. So, youse remember that time that Quinton made a joke about JonTron being racist and kept doubling down a year after the Destiny debate because, according to him, it was fair game? Around of the time of the debate Q was on the opposite side of the argument, he even made a video called ALL COMEDIANS ARE NAZIS defending both JonTron and Pewds. We have no archives but we know it existed because Q felt like documenting it. 1, 2, 3
17. The only thing Q has kept consistent about his politics is disliking J.K. Rowling.
18. This.
19. Q was a confirmed fan of JagoDibuja's Living with Hipster Girl and Gamer Girl.
20. Unless Q lives in an alternative reality, I feel the need to clarify that there are only two Woodford Counties in the States and none are in Iowa.
21. Caleb Master Race.
22. Q only hated Keemstar the moment he remind Q he was a white male. Tweets like this stand in contra position to Q saying that he stopped associating with people that tried too hard to align with Keemstar.
23. Q legit used to be a different guy.
24. Holy shit.
25. Q's grandma was racist.
26. Q waged a war against Chubbs in which both called each other fat and orangutan looking. 1, 2
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28. Q considered not hating Mike Pence over both of them loving Garfield.
29. Q got the idea he looks like chubby Robert Pattinson after he stretched a photo of the actor horizontally and it shared some basic resemblance with him.
30. Q stopped bringing up transphobia as the reasons he was "cancelled" after TRO called him out for it.
31. The whole "people wouldn't hate me if I had voted for Trump" spiel is something he has been using for years.
32. He likely took SOTY making fun of him personal because he was a fan of Mumkey and Emp.
33. He tried to worm his way into abelina sabrina's DMs fresh off the Gus Johnson break up. He wasn't trying to rizz her but he was trying to enter the circle of trust.
34. There's at least one DisneyLand employee he dropped as a friend when his Disney phase ended. She commented on both Turkey Tom's video and Flowergothic's TikTok.
35. Q was on a collab with a vtuber named MariMari EN playing Garfield Kart. MariMari is known in the vtuber world for having an orgy with 5 of her fans while at a con and letting her friend out of the room. She also was asked by Pipkin Pippa if she had autism.
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Why isn’t it funny, Quniton?
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Posted previously in CA's thread because of Q being self-aware
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Bro does not know the socio-political implications of saying Norm Macdonald isn't funny on Twitter. At least according to Patrick Tomlinson.
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Q, my man, my dude, my plus-sized self hating redneck Jack O’Halloran lookalike, perhaps the best demonstration of why people like Doug but not Lewis lies on this clip.
Doug: Self-aware, can make fun of himself, humble.
Lewis: Has to own you with facts and logic, Mechakara wouldn’t do that because he is too evil.
Quinton, you were never funny nor is Garfield and the movie is pure slop.
Doug: Self-aware, can make fun of himself, humble.
Lewis: Has to own you with facts and logic, Mechakara wouldn’t do that because he is too evil.
Quinton, you were never funny nor is Garfield and the movie is pure slop.
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The YouTuber that looks like what Asterios Kokkinos and Spazkid doing the fusion dance would look like dropped a video yesterday that is more unpaid promotion for the Garfield movie.
About a week ago someone vandalized a Garfield animatronic by writing CASHGRAB on it like its Gaturro.
- This is a shorts compilation.
- There's a themed hotel room in California that has been inviting influencers and Quinton, despite being the "biggest Garfield fan" wasn't good enough to be invited. So he went to Motel 6 in Anderson, IN to stay at a themed Garfield room for 10 days.
- The Garfield movie made him cry and he thinks is one of those movies that people will retroactively call a classic, so he says you should go watch it now so it gets the appreciation it deserves.
- Q opens a segment saying that The Garfield Movie has amassed rave reviews around people with high IQs.
- Q talks about the casting controversy in Latam. In a nutshell, Garfield media has mostly been dubbed in Chile and the guy that plays Garfield has played him in everything since Garfield and Friends but Mexico has dubbed the movies. Two things he didn't mention is that the guy that played Garfield in this movie isn't even that famous for celeb stunt casting and that Latam has a less generic title for the movie, Garfield: Fuera de Casa (lit Garfield: Out of the House but could be translated as Out and About or even Far from Home).
- He does this face when telling his audience they should unfollow people who say the Garfield movie isn't good.
- Q wears the same clothes in all shorts he presumably made throughout the 10 days. He isn't wearing anything but Garfield boxers from the gunt down.
- Whoever decorated the room placed the Garfield sticker wrong so you couldn't see 2 out of the 6 whiskers Garfield canonically has. This bothers Quinton enough he risks paying extra on his $50 deposit just so he can put the sticker right.
About a week ago someone vandalized a Garfield animatronic by writing CASHGRAB on it like its Gaturro.
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Arch Zealot
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He truly is the biggest Garfield sped on YouTube, sheeesh
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Is about to be a week since the last second channel upload and two since the second to last.
- Quinton gives us another high school story about how Mr. Smith, that taught a film vs history class, hated the prequels because Anakin and Kenobi were too young and the Jedi robes were wrong.
- Quinton’s main argument is that Star Wars is a franchise that changes with the time and opinions on it do change to, like how the prequels were reassessed as good by the kids that grew up with them.
- It could be that about a decade from now people defend the sequels the same way. Maybe, I’m more afraid that children today are nostalgic about skibidi toilet.
- Quinton bought an old Anakin action figure based on Sebastian Shaw’s likeness that at least on paper inspired him to make this video. Gives the same vibes as one of those 80s toy channels but here you know the guy probably equated ‘I made money making videos, buy toy, make video about toy’.
- The video doesn’t really centre on Sebastian Shaw’s brilliant career, how he has been replaced by Hayden Christensen, rather Q alludes to it and moves on.
- The closest thing to a point he makes (outside the nostalgia changes and Star Wars moves with nostalgia) is that Star Wars YouTube is filled with homogenous opinions and someone he refused to name said that it was good that Sebastian Shaw was replaced by Hayden Christensen in the ending of Episode 6. He doesn’t watch that much Star Wars videos anyway, too samey.
- No, despite the opportunity he doesn’t bask in the greatness of TLJ. Probably because it evokes memories of his douchiest hour. Maybe TRoS really broke him that bad?
- There’s this moment near the end when talking about the lightsaber fight in Kenobi when he fanboys hard and gaslights himself into believing that Hayden Christensen is doing a Sebastian Shaw impression. He has shared this take with multiple people and no one hears it. Any kiwis want to barge in?
- Quinton has the habit of messaging brands that collab with Garfield asking for freebies. The only time he received stuff was from Dolls Kill, a brand for teenagers that LARP as mall goths that got in controversy when the owner didn’t outright support the BLM riots. Q left the box of freebies to occupy space in his apartment for three years and is only doing this now because he is FINALLY assessing what he doesn’t need and can donate to Goodwill.
- They gave him a large and expensive collection of trinkets because he is a large man that couldn’t wear any of their clothes.
- Most of the knick-knacks were too generic even for him. He only wanted to keep a set of Garf and Odie themed oven mits that are too small for him and a lamp.
- Major collectible channel vibes plus your cousin trying to show you what he has in his room on video call. Go watch Joe Cappa’s animations, is the best frame of reference I got.
- Quinton gets a cushion with a French name and asks if it’s a girl thing. He gets what I assume to be henna tattoos but just describes them as white Garfield stripes.
- Ponders ice he should keep anything because he didn’t bother to check if the brand had done any no-nos.
- Spergy tangent about how to recognize a good Garfield plushie. It need to have a ‘hard material’ for the face (he refers to the nose, being plastic or in this case extra string), stripes on the back of the head must be visible from the front, whiskers shouldn’t be made of ‘backpack material (coarse, plasticky), fabric should be comfy.
- Garfield collectors do use some Garfield merch if it’s good.
- Quinton will be at the Garfield Gathering.
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Quinton is at GarfCon in Clarksville, IN right now. Expect a vlog in about 3 days. He just deleted the Discord message mentioning where he was.
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It must be hard in life when you look so perfectly like a sex offender. He should shave his head, beard and hair, hit the weights and try to get as far away from "Why yes I am registered" look he has going.
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Quinton has been quiet on the shooting of his arch enemy, Donald Trump, only making 2 twitter posts:
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Just a note of spotting references in the wild.
Bopping around on substack, found this.
https://yakubianape.substack.com/p/the-tale-of-dirty-dan-drake-and-josh
He had another reference here.
Bopping around on substack, found this.
https://yakubianape.substack.com/p/the-tale-of-dirty-dan-drake-and-josh
The link to the content creator? Yep to Quinton.
He had another reference here.
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Quinton looks like a Big Lez character minus the muscles. He looks like if you took Norton's body and slapped Warning Guy's beard on the head of the kid that funny enough is named Quinton.
Chances are he does eat all the pizza.
Almost wishing the Sharty does his magic. Almost.
Chances are he does eat all the pizza.
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