Share Your School Stories - Weirdos, freaks, and idiots (self-inclusion optional)

[Abella]

There was this guy who was held back a couple grades that was arrested because he dug up a bunch of dead bodies. He got expelled from school because he called in a bomb threat. He was a big fat inbred fucker and all of the weird edgelords thought he was cool.

 

[Mr. Confederate Man]

There was this guy who was held back a couple grades that was arrested because he dug up a bunch of dead bodies. He got expelled from school because he called in a bomb threat. He was a big fat inbred fucker and all of the weird edgelords thought he was cool.

God bless America

 

[Chromeo]

When I was in middle school, a kid got up on top of a lunch table and chugged a 2-liter bottle of Dr. Pepper. Everyone cheered, but he got in SO much trouble for some reason. They put him in my classroom immediately following lunch (some kid of in-school suspension) and while he was okay shortly after lunch, he started really deteriorating. He begged to go to the nurse, but the teacher wouldn't let him because he was being punished. I think he ended up just running out of the classroom to the nurse's office. He went home early that day, and didn't come back for a day or two after that. There was a rumor he went to the ER, but looking back I'm gonna guess he just gave himself diarrhea or something.

 

[3D2A]

During the Guitar Hero craze in the late 2000’s, early 2010’s, a local youth center came to our high school to host a competition during our lunch hour. The idea being to draw kids to the youth center instead of causing trouble after school.

My buddy was facing some autistic kid during the final round. When my friend one the last song of a “Best of 3” the autistic kid got up, slammed the plastic guitar on the ground shattering it, and proceeded to push the TV cart over. The cart hit a window on the way down and broke that too. Needless to say I never saw that kid in school again after he was dragged away screeching like a dying animal. Wonder where Freddy is now a days…

 

[Broseph]

We had this special kid in school who loved and I mean loved Dragonball Z. He used to turn into a super saiyan with some kids egging him on. Literal autistic screeching. The absolute madlad even said "this isn't even my final form" at one point and flat out reeeeee'd in the middle of the hallway while both kids and teachers stopped to watch him. Someone took a video of it. I had it on my old Nokia and will try to see if I still have it so I can post it.

I know I'm necrobumping a post from four years ago but did you ever find that video?

 

[Frofo Baggis]

I know I'm necrobumping a post from four years ago but did you ever find that video?

Nope.

 

[56 others]

"Derek" was the most functional retard I've ever met. Some days he seemed just super sheltered, but he was in the special needs program. One morning in 7th grade somebody taught him "faggot" was a term of endearment, so he walked up to everyone and said some form of "Hello, faggot" to everyone waiting for the school to open.

 

[Elysian]

Once in Year 2 when I was 6 years old I brought a baby doll to school and accidentally left it in the playground. By the time I realised what had happened and got permission to go out and retrieve it someone had ripped the head off it and I was hysterical. But then, unexpectedly, over comes the class troublemaker with a glue stick to try and help me put it back together. Obviously it didn’t work but it was really kind of him to make the attempt. Unfortunately I don’t really know what became of the kid since he got expelled later that year for trying to stab another boy in the neck with a sharpened pencil after they got into an argument, but I still remember that. I think he was a genuinely good kid deep down.

According to my mom the reason he used to act out was because his parents were useless. His mom’s boyfriend was a drug dealer who owed a lot of money to some dangerous people who broke into the house to smash things and beat the shit out of him after he didn’t pay up. Social services caught wind of this and took the kid off them and placed him with his grandma, then told the mom she could have custody back if she ditched the boyfriend and she refused. Grim.

 

[GuyLight Zone]

I just got home from a party/hang out sesh with friends and managed to get a fun story about our favorite jewish asspie weinstein. A friend of mine was DJing a birthday/house party for a mutual friend so he gave me an invite. I decided to shoot the breeze with some of the birthday boys friends and I ended up talking about some of weinsteins antics. (motor boating girls and editing them on to porn) and one of them told me about a funny experience they had with him. So this guy, who we'll call jamie, and a friend were hanging ojt with these 3 girls who went to the same highschool as weinstein. Thing is weinstein had a huge crush on all 3 of these girls at the same time and they would just fuck with him. The girls tell Jamie that they can get liquor off weinstein, so they meet him down the street from his house, grab the liquor and immediately drive off. Weinstein spergs out and asks them to return the case the liquor was in because it was "a family heirloom." They then block him and drink his liquor. The next day Jamie and another friend of his decide to egg his house for the lulz and end up getting chased by a local in the neighborhood. And after all this weinstein still forgave the girls involved because he is retarded. They also told me that weinstein would just constantly creep on these girls in the dms but that's all I can remember right now because I'm very tired.

 

[glass_houses]

Said boy had made the national news for going on a massive crime spree, over several weeks, cumulating in him kniffing some random at a bus stop for no apparent reason. He ended up getting what was by our country's standards a very long prison sentence, so it wasn't his first rodeo.

Update: he got out of jail, went on a drug bender, set a few fires in heritage listed buildings, and now he's back in the clink for an extended period of time.

 

[QE65]

This is probably true for a number of you—especially those who went to high school during the 2000s/2010s—but our school had a pretty inept IT department. With each year they would slowly patch things up and play general catch-up to the shenanigans of students, leading to some funny outcomes.

One example. Our school had this network drive which was essentially an archive. It was full of lesson plans, music samples, videos, and gigabytes of documents. For whatever reason, this was accessible on every computer in the school with few restrictions. This meant that you could go into the drive, hit Ctrl + A, and open everything at once. This became the go to way to fuck with someones PC during a lesson.

This was back in the Windows XP days. Your PC would slow to a crawl and then layers upon layers of documents would appear, intermingled with auto-playing audio samples. You couldn't close them in time since they were immediately covered up by 10+ other windows. A mix of audio files would just be playing at once, including some excerpt from Grieg's In the Hall of the Mountain King, which would just start blasting at whatever the volume was set to—so you always knew when your fate was sealed. To save yourself, you had to power it off at the outlet. There was no other escape.

Eventually the motley crew in IT patched it. But there was always some new issue that someone found out how to exploit before the teachers got wise.

 

[AnOminous]

Eventually the motley crew in IT patched it. But there was always some new issue that someone found out how to exploit before the teachers got wise.

I was way earlier, in the 80s. But there were Apple ][s around, and they were connected to speakers. So I wrote BASIC programs that were basically play CTRL+G (THE BEEP SOUND). And have it in nested loops so at first it would start every couple minutes. But the outer loop would cut the time down a few seconds so that by the end of the day it would go nuts.

And the trick was telling everyone to pretend they didn't hear it. So this retard teacher would be hearing this beep all day. Nobody else could hear it. He'd start twitching. He'd be losing his mind.

By the end of the day, when it went to constant beeping, he'd finally figure it out and be completely insane anyway. He knew I did it, but he never could prove it.

 

[BallsDeepInAi]

Zoomer males often joke about being gay, but what happened to me in high school was just straight up sexual harassment mane. Had this one athletic basketball player always joking around me like he was gay. He often said that he wished I was railing him or he was sucking off my big bro when he used to work part time with the same job as my big bro. Of course he didn't do that shit.(I hope) but what did happen is that he was straight freaky deaky with me compared to him acting gay with his or my friends. And apparently molesting or touching each other became a trend with zoomers since last year. I knew I had to gtfo my friend group before they start molesting me too.

He saying he ain't gay and had a girlfriend, but it's hard to be convinced since he's always excited to see me. And his jokes just went too far to be simple jokes.
And ye molesting each other became a meme. Go to instagram and you'll see zoomers joking about touching each other, saying that romance reels where two people are flirting with each other are always assumed to be two straight guys joking, sending dirty reels to their friends instead of girlfriends, they're even open with wanting to smash femboys.
Femboys are just diet trannies, they always end up being one.

Spoiler: Tangent about zoomers being gay.

Overall I just do not get why it was a joke to act guy. These guys, mind you normal ass teenagers that are just fucking around always accused me of being gay because I didn't want to moan in discord VC with them. Like I don't want to do that nigga. I value my dignity, I am a strict heterosexual, and my dad would have strangled me if he ever heard me moan, because he's extremely hompohobic and hates it when I'm loud or annoying. Why is it gay when I'm not joking around acting gay with them?

Is there a gayop? literal gay nigger porn also became a meme in male spaces. What's so funny about seeing gay niggers fuck each other, why is that the most active channel compared to the porn dump channel? It's filled with guys posting all the gay porn they find and laughing at it.
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[Chongqing]

I had just gotten to high school.

My classmates and I decided to play rubgy after school.

Some other students who I knew who weren't in the class joined the game.

Our backpacks were all on the side of the field.

The next day, a classmate told me his Walkman was stolen and he asked if I knew who did it.

I didn't know. But that's not what I said.

I told him that one particular person who played with us the day before was Mexican, and Mexicans generally steal. If he wants his stuff back, he should accuse that person.

He took this as me having some sort of insider information about the theft. He reported the student for stealing his things and, wouldn't you know it, he just so happened to actually be the thief!

I was painted as a snitch but in reality I was just racist.

 

[Freshly Baked Socks]

In first grade of school, all the cool obscenities were learned by reading the bathroom walls. At that age, I learned I could stop the teacher in her tracks by reporting obscenities in the bathroom. She would quickly go to the bathroom and try to clean it up, and make a report for the administrators.

Anyhow, one day, as I finished my math paperwork before everyone, I completely absentmindedly started scribbling a symbol I had seen on the bathroom wall, into the margins of the math assignment. Swastikas. When the teacher asked me to stay behind during recess, I could tell I had done something wrong, but had no idea what it could be.

As I was presented with my own paperwork, and asked what these symbols are and where had I seen them, I was suddenly afraid and lied to her about seeing the symbols on the bathroom wall. I told her I found them written on many objects in my parents home when I went through their closets.

Yeah, I snitched on my parents as being Nazis, as a complete lie to protect myself.

We moved a long way away from that town before I started second grade of school.

 

[Jason_Cruiser]

Damn, nothing really interesting happened where I was at. The only thing I can remember is that one week a "sewer drain" access thing was unlocked and with a few kids you could pull the lid off to reveal a small chamber with some water (Likley sewage) running in the centre. The wise Idea was to throw someone down there. Some of the older kids(Year 5/6) took the weird kid (became trans in high school and this was before the trans stuff was popular) from my year and threw him down there. It didn't last long as the teachers found him like minutes after lunch ended, but he stank like shit and had to go home.

The only interesting thing I was involved in was that me and a few others dug a tunnel under the fence in a grassy area at the back of the field and used it to leave the grounds during lunch. We didn't do too much tough expect to buy shit from the corner shop and play around some old church ruins.

 

[I'm Really Feeling It]

In my eighth class, we had a lesson get interrupted by the head teacher of our grade - we had 4-5 classes per grade and there'd be one teacher in charge of all of them - who dragged in two male classmates of mine and announced to everyone that she caught them in the boy's washrooms doing "something very terrible". She gave a long long lecture saying something I obviously can't remember at this point, but never revealed what they really did. The boys were very red though. I found out later they had been masturbating to porn which they'd been watching on their phones - phones were disallowed so another crime. Apparently it had been an entire operation where some other student who entered the washrooms heard them and went back out to snitch to any teacher he could find. Most interesting thing that happened in that entire school.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

In my eighth class, we had a lesson get interrupted by the head teacher of our grade - we had 4-5 classes per grade and there'd be one teacher in charge of all of them - who dragged in two male classmates of mine and announced to everyone that she caught them in the boy's washrooms doing "something very terrible". She gave a long long lecture saying something I obviously can't remember at this point, but never revealed what they really did. The boys were very red though. I found out later they had been masturbating to porn which they'd been watching on their phones - phones were disallowed so another crime. Apparently it had been an entire operation where some other student who entered the washrooms heard them and went back out to snitch to any teacher he could find. Most interesting thing that happened in that entire school.

Weve had a couple fucking while somebody else watched guard, beat that. They got caught and I think expelled, I dont remember.

 

[56 others]

This was a college story but one night we were smoking weed at the cool spot, and 12 other guys crawled out of the storm sewer access manhole. They had been trying to hotbox the tubes below us. Really weird, tense interaction as we tried to figure out if the other guys were cops

 

[AlmightyMagichan]

I graduated HS in 2006, so we had some stupid unique things happen.

The school got a bunch of new flat screen monitors for the computer lab, and decided to give the seniors the old fat ones. That was a mistake, because we tied them to the back of our cars and drove around destroying them. Turns out some chemical in one of the components somewhere in those things can be dangerous, so they were not happy.

There was also one time when the staff spent the weekend combing over all of our facebook pages. They took screenshots of anything they didn't like and sent them to our parents. I remember this one girl was really pissed because they sent her parents a picture of her kissing another girl at some party. All the gay rights crap was still young so she complained about it a ton. I don't know how her parents didn't know that about her, because she was one of those girls who never shut the fuck up about anything.