DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[FormerPro]

I see we're back to instantly running away from anyone who wins the first game convincingly. 40 year old man has spent a thousand dollars on this game just to run from people who are better than him.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Maybe I’m in the minority, but encouraging a diaper-wearing severely mentally ill woman to do GayOps to Phil is pretty pathetic.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The shirts and glasses age him. Makes him look like a history professor

That would be 'misery professor'. Something he's actually good at.

So was that number the same from the 2FA shit years ago?

Of course. He's never changed it. He still thinks Rambo is going to try and call him one day. He's said as much.

We must be careful. The thought of Jenna and Derich being in the same room is a terrifying one

If he were still alive, Oppenheimer would kill to get a hold of that energy.

EDIT: Tractor tipped him but he refused to put his name up cause you know. He even called him an idiot. Tractor is a detractor name now appearantly.

Hopefully it's a chargeback name now.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Six70two being a pay pig faggot on lolcow podcast. (Get this on wings thread)

 

[Corpun]

I look forward to him spending money on an even more expensive fightstick that functions the exact same. Because surely it's the games fault, not his lack of skill. This SF6 saga has been very entertaining with the amount of salt extracted from Phil.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

The original is still available on youtube. And it has comments on

Wrong one bud, it's this one:
(Warning, this is also on his channel, DSPReacts so he gets adrevenue. I also recommend you watch it from start to the 12 minute mark when the rant starts because it's hilarious with hindsight. He's reading a letter he wrote, in response to the then very recent release of the first TIHYDP videos. He goes completely unhinged. Funniest of all is around 8 min he says he knows nothing about the guy and by 12 minutes in he's ready to say his life is in danger because anyone who would make a *gasp* 2.5h video cutting the fat out of his content just to laugh at his dumb moments may be violent!)

 

[johnkimble123]

Way to beat up your new joystick, Phil. I guess it's no longer the Rolls Royce of joysticks.

Don't you know Rolls Royces depreciate the second you take them off the lot, oops I mean out of the box.

Six70two being a pay pig faggot on lolcow podcast. (Get this on wings thread)
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Being a double pay pig should earn you some sort of scarlet letter, even if you're doing it ironically.

EDIT: More proof that Phil is a whiny bitch. He's playing a lower ranked Gief that somehow gets a match from him but ultimately loses 2-1. The Gief never did Level 2 or 3 super, and could have put Phil away multiple times. Does Phil acknowledge this? Does he mention that he got lucky that the Gief couldn't do his supers? Not a peep. Just silence & patting himself on the back. Doesn't even say how Bison vs Gief is a hard matchup for Gief and that the other person did well to fight.

Next match... faces a Cammy and is 100% in whiny bitch mode about how OP Cammy is.

I hope his internet goes down for a week and he goes insane, because he 100% would.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Way to beat up your new joystick, Phil. I guess it's no longer the Rolls Royce of joysticks.

Being DSP's joystick automatically makes it into the Rihanna of joysticks at this point.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil was so jealous of that 1700 Ken he played in casual. 40 year old.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

Phil just said "It's ridiculous" to the fact that he didn't get $50 bucks in tips.

 

[Brabazon]

Is this the actual faggot on the Lolcow Podcast?

 

[emitter]

DSP complaining about how everyone cheeses victories (except for him) makes me think about British military officers in the late 1700s aghast that their savage opponents didn't line up directly across them and take turns shooting like proper gentlemen. Cornwallis probably sailed back to England after Yorktown saying he literally did nothing wrong, it was just cheap pattern play, terrible net code and dropped inputs that caused everything. He did nothing wrong!!

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I see we're back to instantly running away from anyone who wins the first game convincingly. 40 year old man has spent a thousand dollars on this game just to run from people who are better than him.

To think that if he didn't get a fluke Master early on with Blanka he most likely would've stopped playing the game by now, said that Capcom lost their way and the usual crap he said about SFV. The game gaslit him into thinking he's good so his ego is attached to the game now.

 

[shekelshoah666]

https://x.com/WWESuperCard/status/1813033399428473036

Is it finally time for the greatest WWE Supercard player ever to make his return? Step it up with the support dents he has a lot of catching up to do.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

https://x.com/WWESuperCard/status/1813033399428473036

Is it finally time for the greatest WWE Supercard player ever to make his return? Step it up with the support dents he has a lot of catching up to do.

that's too perfect. think we have an inside man at capcom.

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

If you have good anti-air Phil is cooked. No clue what to do. Throwing up speculative hits, whiffing.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Phil only received 8 dollars on the stardew stream. He was threatening to send it to banworld and went on break and came back to a generous 50 dollar tip!

 

[Zjierb]

Please understand! Stardew requires so much attention and focus that he can't possibly be expected to communicate with his chat! Thankfully Anon, of all users, is so understanding.

 

[myone]

Phil only received 8 dollars on the stardew stream. He was threatening to send it to banworld and went on break and came back to a generous 50 dollar tip!

Since beg tweets are no longer a thing, I wonder what does he do? Does he message individual dents? "Would be great if you could swing by, or I might no longer be able to play your favorite game... hint hint" or does he post to his dented discord?

 

[chromebookgamer]

Since beg tweets are no longer a thing, I wonder what does he do? Does he message individual dents? "Would be great if you could swing by, or I might no longer be able to play your favorite game... hint hint" or does he post to his dented discord?

my moneys on a beg in discord or just directly via DM, I bet the three letter faggot cooms every time he does