Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

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Andy's got a weird penchant for talking to himself, it's weird though, it's like Andy's autism act, he is super inconsistent in his level of functioning, one moment he's both too retarded to realize an account called JoeDitch dedicated to hating on his brother is clearly an Andy alt, but smart enough to have him argue with his fake account.
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Something I find quite concerning is the amount of videos he has of autistic children, why is this dude constantly watching videos about autistic children, one could assume pedophilia, but my pet theory is that this is his research material for traits to imitate, and that's why he shifts between acting like a crazy adult and acting like a very low functioning autistic child. Because he fails to realize that autistic children, grow into adults too, and is basing his perception of autism from solely kids.
 
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SaltyFanta said:
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Andy's got a weird penchant for talking to himself, it's weird though, it's like Andy's autism act, he is super inconsistent in his level of functioning, one moment he's both too retarded to realize an account called JoeDitch dedicated to hating on his brother is clearly an Andy alt, but smart enough to have him argue with his fake account.
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Something I find quite concerning is the amount of videos he has of autistic children, why is this dude constantly watching videos about autistic children, one could assume pedophilia, but my pet theory is that this is his research material for traits to imitate, and that's why he shifts between acting like a crazy adult and acting like a very low functioning autistic child. Because he fails to realize that autistic children, grow into adults too, and is basing his perception of autism from solely kids.
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I like how he’s having a Green Goblin style schizo rant about “removing his father”
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After Google searching "superhuman abilities of people with autism" - the AI came back with this. any comments I have about these are in parenthesis.

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Some people with autism may have unusual abilities, also known as "superpowers" or "savant skills", that are not shared by most people:

  • Sensory perception - Autistic people may have heightened sensory sensitivity, allowing them to notice details in their surroundings that others might miss. This can be useful in many industries, including art, music, and scientific research.

    (This is all questionable with Andy - Andy's art is recreating in the B-Cozy Motel how cavemen learned to paint pictures on the walls of caves, Andy's favorite music is contradictory to his issue with loud noises, Andy's scientific research is limited to just computers however legal research could apply under the Memory section.)​

  • Memory - Autistic people may have excellent long-term memories, allowing them to remember facts for a long time. For example, a savant with autism might be able to tell you what day of the week January 6, 1805 was, or what the weather was like that day.

    (Andy does seem to excel at legal research, but anyone that is determined enough to fake autism can memorize any crucial document that highlights their fake disability. and Andy's memory could be more akin to mid term or short term memory than actual long term memory. Andy remembers legal documents when there is a need to quote the document. Andy has never demonstrated the ability to know what day of the week a certain date was. Andy remembers weather but only in the short term. Andy might be able to recall experiencing a blizzard that hit Buffalo or the recent tornados, but Andy would not be able to recall the exact date and time.)

  • Learning - Autistic people may be able to learn and memorize information quickly, and may even learn to read at a very young age. They may also excel in academic areas like math, engineering, and science, which are technical and logical subjects that don't rely heavily on social interaction.

    (Andy has demonstrated no ability in mathematics of any level, so if you asked Andy what the cube root of 987 is, Andy would have no idea that the answer was 9.95647752085 and Andy would scream "stop aboozin me!". Andy's engineering skill was being able to build PC computers, but building computers is pretty much like putting together electronic Lego pieces that are given idiot-proof connection points. Andy has no aptitude for science, if you asked Andy what the chemical formula was for the color of feces, Andy would have no idea the chemical formula was C33-H46-N4-O6, or that the chemical goes by the name Stercobilin. Andy would instead just throw his feces at you for asking.)

  • Creative thinking - Autistic people may have a strong ability to think outside the box, which can help them generate creative ideas and solve problems in new ways

    (When has Andy ever demonstrated any problem solving? Andy can't even solve basic problems like changing his diapers, Andy taunts lawsuits, yet can never solve the problem of locating an attorney. Andy's daily routine has to be put on an activity board and even then, it changes based on where and when Andy shits in his diaper. Andy's constant pleading of "I need help" shows that Andy has no way of thinking outside the box to solve his problems. When Andy created the YouTube channel "Thomas Ditch didn't get his way", this is more of a reaction by Andy instead of actual problem solving.)

  • Other abilities - Autistic people may also have acute hearing, allowing them to detect sounds in noisy situations or heightened pitches. They may also be very good at identifying and working with patterns, and may have sustained concentration.

    (A great example of this is the classroom scene from Superman - Man of Steel when young Clark Kent has all of his superpowers going off at once and you can see how it clearly overwhelms him. Clark is given a coping skill by his adopted Earth mother to "make the world small", which Clark is able to successfully apply. The rest of the movie is pure shit, but at least the writers showed a good example of what autism was and how it affected Clark. With Andy however, trumpets are his kryptonite and Andy has shown no coping skills at all for loud noises, unless it's an EDM Music Festival, of course. Andy is clearly faking his issue with loud noises because if he actually had this issue, he wouldn't dare throw his noise-cancelling earmuffs to the ground during his temper tantrums.)
 
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Hypothetically

when his parents pass away of old age
and leave everything to Joe

How would Andy live being kicked out of Joe's home?
or how would Andy even move on with his life aged 40+? I doubt any woman would date him and even if he does drop his fake autism act

SUPRISE! jackass, theres countless videos he uploaded himself of his antics online
and he can never scrub away all the shit he posts online, metaphorically and literally.
even if he tries, the internet will continue to reupload them

for someone who thinks himself larping as a 5D Chess Master
he ended up being as retarded as Chris-chan or Nova Online.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
Hypothetically

when his parents pass away of old age
and leave everything to Joe

How would Andy live being kicked out of Joe's home?
or how would Andy even move on with his life aged 40+? I doubt any woman would date him and even if he does drop his fake autism act

SUPRISE! jackass, theres countless videos he uploaded himself of his antics online
and he can never scrub away all the shit he posts online, metaphorically and literally.
even if he tries, the internet will continue to reupload them

for someone who thinks himself larping as a 5D Chess Master
he ended up being as retarded as Chris-chan or Nova Online.
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If he loses weight and keeps it off, I bet he could turn over a new leaf. At least he'd look different, though his personality would take time to unfuck.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
Hypothetically

when his parents pass away of old age
and leave everything to Joe

How would Andy live being kicked out of Joe's home?
or how would Andy even move on with his life aged 40+? I doubt any woman would date him and even if he does drop his fake autism act

SUPRISE! jackass, theres countless videos he uploaded himself of his antics online
and he can never scrub away all the shit he posts online, metaphorically and literally.
even if he tries, the internet will continue to reupload them

for someone who thinks himself larping as a 5D Chess Master
he ended up being as retarded as Chris-chan or Nova Online.
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If I were him, I would get a restraining order and kick him out of the house.
 
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Drama Trauma said:
Andy Ditch should go to Canada and use their Healthcare system, if you know what I mean.
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Now that's just cruel. We have enough old pajeets aboozin the medical system up here already, straight from India and into the hospital. We sure as fuck don't need Andy soaking up even more of it.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
If I were him, I would get a restraining order and kick him out of the house.
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Like i said earlier
Andy Ditch is too short sighted that he had burned all the bridges he have with his immediate family
and the only reason why he still has a home is because his parents despite everything still love their son to even keep him at their house
even after he tried to kill them and/or poison them

some parents do crazy shit for their kids
like those parents who bought a gun for their kid to do a mass shooting and know beforehand he was planning to do it and even tried to hide evidence.

And Joe would most definitively kick Andy out when their parents are gone and leave everything to Joe
and Andy is too busy LARPING as an autistic person that he is probably going to be blindsighted by the fact that they probably write him out of their will.
 
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Disastrously Dumb said:
Like i said earlier
Andy Ditch is too short sighted that he had burned all the bridges he have with his immediate family
and the only reason why he still has a home is because his parents despite everything still love their son to even keep him at their house
even after he tried to kill them and/or poison them

some parents do crazy shit for their kids
like those parents who bought a gun for their kid to do a mass shooting and know beforehand he was planning to do it and even tried to hide evidence.

And Joe would most definitively kick Andy out when their parents are gone and leave everything to Joe
and Andy is too busy LARPING as an autistic person that he is probably going to be blindsighted by the fact that they probably write him out of their will.
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It's mind-boggling to me that Andy poisoning them wasn't the final straw. Any sane parent would have booted him out of the house with a restraining order in place. If he did it once, I certainly wouldn't put it past him to repeat this action. Elder abuse at it's finest.
 
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REGENDarySumanai said:
If I were him, I would get a restraining order and kick him out of the house.
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Daddy's Little Shitbag said:
It's mind-boggling to me that Andy poisoning them wasn't the final straw. Any sane parent would have booted him out of the house with a restraining order in place. If he did it once, I certainly wouldn't put it past him to repeat this action. Elder abuse at it's finest.
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The restraining orders on Andy remain in place right up to the moment that Thomas finds out he's no longer the Designated Payee, then those restraining orders magically disappear.
 
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Daddy's Little Shitbag said:
It's mind-boggling to me that Andy poisoning them wasn't the final straw. Any sane parent would have booted him out of the house with a restraining order in place. If he did it once, I certainly wouldn't put it past him to repeat this action. Elder abuse at it's finest.
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"YOU'RE ABUSING MEEEE!"
- Andrew Ditch, Elder Abuser, Brother abuser, Pet Abuser, Law and Enforcement abuser, Nurse abuser, Hospital staff abuser


its always the Abuser who claims to be victim
Andrew Ditch have 2 things in common with Amber Heard
 
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The_Cranker said:
Imagine him giving a funeral eulogy. He’d have his teddy in one hand and his text-to-speech iPad in the other. He’d stand at the podium and click play on the umpteenth essay’s that he’s written defending his autism, all the while recording the entire precession on his android. Then Joe or sometime would ‘buse him by asking him to leave the stage, which would inevitably lead to the cops being called.
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I pictured his eulogy involving him shitting himself while incoherently screeching about how he can't wipe his on ass.
 
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