Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bortherman]

Funsters have searched long and hard for any reports confirming his claims.

He was a "life guard" at the Dells between ages of 16-20 I think, working summers at school and then maybe full time for a bit?
During this Time he gave CPR to two people who both died.
One was an old man the other being the little girl.
He reminds you in these stories that both were not his fault, the girl had a hole in her heart, the old man had some excuse.

I'm sure, just like the grieving japanese pilot he met in Hawaii who apologised for his country's actions during WW2, the little girl's family got in touch with Patrick to assure the special boy that he was not at fault and it was due to a heart defect.

 

[grapeshark77]

"No, UberEats child, I did not order all this food because I am having the worst week ever and my political tribal affiliation is in shambles. That is your delusion again. Now leave me the food while I complain on Twitter."
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Patrick doesn't like conspiracy theories
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But if the TV says Trump actually staged his assassination attempt and that "Project2025" is the next Nazi uprising, it is NOT a conspiracy to Rick.
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So - Trump isn't going to do Project 2025, but Vance is - but Trump is "doing their bidding"? He's so desperate for some sort of hot take that he's incoherent. Meanwhile Biden gave another bad interview.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Patrick doesn't like conspiracy theories
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Patrick hasn't read up on soy isoflavones and how similar it is to estrogen. Then again, Patrick doesn't read. One of the key issues with it is reduced ovarian function. Asians know better than to just consume Soy, however Patrick being the racist fucktard that he is doesn't know that.

I'm sure, just like the grieving japanese pilot he met in Hawaii who apologised for his country's actions during WW2, the little girl's family got in touch with Patrick to assure the special boy that he was not at fault and it was due to a heart defect.

Never met a Japanese man that was that cucked. They're not modern Germans who never left their country and turned it into a shit seeping bog and watched as their wives, sisters, and daughters got raped by "refugees".

Do they have any evidence of his claims for being a "lifeguard"?

 

[AutoClownMaker]

The funsters like to shit on us for the KF hands-off policy, but this is one big reason why it exists.

yup. Null should be old enough and has had enough life experience under his belt now to not do that kind of shit. You, dear reader, might have such self control. But *points to the left* that guy and *points to the right* that gal - they be crazy and will commit crimes that bring the heat.

As for the picture of the tweet about the methed up gay pony gal - Pat is right about that being limited for hate given the kind of shit that is otherwise on social media. Is it hate driven given the totality of the account? Yes. But if that's the bar for judgement then X would be a wasteland of no posts.

Also the Milwaukee Public Market is expensive, outside of the security zone and it was a Monday night; no shit its going to be slow.

One of its selling points at one time was how it was going to be affordable. Back when the Spice House had other stores you could see the prices at the market were higher. Pay for downtown parking and pay more or go to a suburb or even elsewhere downtown with free street parking and buy there.

I find it mildly odd that one can't find any reports on either incidence. I mean, kids dying at water parks is a kinda rare occurence and there is usually at least one article about it somewhere. Many accidents and deaths are reported, but a five or six year old girl dying of heart failure some 20 years ago? I can't find it.

Pat's original version had 2 people dead as I remember. Sadly the paint throwing people of the other better forum won't be around long as Patologists to confirm with their enjoyment of prison.

For further disturbing waterslide incidents look at the forced enemas and all the other rabbit trails THAT leads to.

So it's not just me who feels like there should be a bit of a paper trail after Patirck's two heroic but ultimately fruitless attempts at saving people?
"Mr Lifeguard, sir, it's ok, I'm fine, I don't have an issue with my heart"
"Noooo child I need to break your ribs now"

Yes there should be records. Lexis-Nexis for being named in a lawsuit, newspaper reports, and even testimony of his classmates or family because how could people have died and the classmates not heard Patrick talk about it.

Meanwhile Biden gave another bad interview.

Patrick was right - the debate performance is mostly no longer being spoken about. For Patrick to have a W he had to have had inside knowledge about the event which has overtaken the news so expect members of the paint chuckers to report Pat to the FBI, CIA, BBC with BB King, Doris Day, and Matt Busby in the reply chain of xits. Can you dig it?

 

[Tablet County]

Some leaked DMs on the second better forum show that one of those retards actually threw the paint on Rick's driveway and the mods covered it up.
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This fills me with anger and I wish for a less joyful world.

 

[lindsayfan]

No parent just let's their child die at park and does nothing about it.

pat would.

oh wait... he's not a parent! never mind

unrelated observations:

1. that food resembles mounds of cat vomit served on strips of wooden flooring. perfect midwit "fancy" milwaukee cuisine. also the pasta appears to have been boiled for 24 hours

2. people who take 'leaked DMs' from OnA at face value are like little baby. they are on 7000 layers of trolling over there

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Rick Fatlinson has come running to the defense of carpet cleaner cuck @Destiny
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[Judge Holden]

Some leaked DMs on the second better forum show that one of those retards actually threw the paint on Rick's driveway and the mods covered it up.
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Colour me doubtful (and a nigger) but this feels like some wannabe gayops shit or unfunny in-joke rather than an actual admission, especially given the "SUPER-DUPER TOP SEKRIT: DONUT LEEK" line

.....although there was that troon who was creeping on LESLAAAAAAAAAAAY a couple months back from ONA so maybe I am being overly generous in my estimation of their tism levels

 

[Tablet County]

Rick Fatlinson has come running to the defense of carpet cleaner cuck @Destiny
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Credit where it's due that's pretty hypocritical on this Abby person's part.

 

[FinnSven]

Colour me doubtful (and a nigger) but this feels like some wannabe gayops shit or unfunny in-joke rather than an actual admission, especially given the "SUPER-DUPER TOP SEKRIT: DONUT LEEK" line

.....although there was that troon who was creeping on LESLAAAAAAAAAAAY a couple months back from ONA so maybe I am being overly generous in my estimation of their tism levels

If they are capable of deep level over complex trolling which probably only funny to one or two of them, they are capable of throwing a paint can at his driveway.

Even if it looked like he faked it, which he probably did, such a crime is literally easy to get away with.
Just throw a paint can in the middle of the night and never tell anyone you did it.

The kind of area that it’s supposed to be, even if you are spotted by a neighbor out that late, they won’t say shit.
Cause either they will have been up to stuff they are keeping quiet about, or much more likely, they won’t want to be involved.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Either you misunderstood, or he knows as much about guns as Fat rick.

Spectre alt sharing gun knowledge?

I find it mildly odd that one can't find any reports on either incidence. I mean, kids dying at water parks is a kinda rare occurence and there is usually at least one article about it somewhere. Many accidents and deaths are reported, but a five or six year old girl dying of heart failure some 20 years ago? I can't find it.

I couldn’t find anything about him doing CPR but I did see an article about the time Pat used the suction from a swimming pool drain to remove a young girl’s intestines to use as pepperoni casing

Spoiler: Link

https://archive.ph/sIwsy

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Rick Fatlinson has come running to the defense of carpet cleaner cuck @Destiny
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An 84 year old gay man bashing twinks skulls in is the same thing as 78 year old Trump getting assassinated according to Patrick. He just keeps saying stupid things. It's over for Destiny if Patrick is trying to come to his rescue. Does he want Destiny's girlfriends bull to fart in Nikki's vagina? I don't think that's happen my man.

 

[Something Awful]

Pat melting down about Vance is really funny. The man is in a interracial marriage

I have to give Patrick credit for being a bigger race realist than the Republican Party. Guess what, it's not the Blacks or Mexicans that get appointed to destroy organizations from within in the United States of America. It's Ivy League street shitters like your potential Second Lady (and potential First Lady when Trump croaks). I'm with Rick.



Not a real screenshot.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Not a real screenshot.

Maybe not, but it absolutely sounds like something he'd say. It's obvious he despises women for some reason and his ignorant comments on Asian culture reek of racism, so I can believe he genuinely thinks this.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Spectre alt sharing gun knowledge?

Either you misunderstood, or he knows as much about guns as Fat rick. Bullets do not rise after leaving the barrell. They drop. However, if you have your scope/sights zeroed in for say 200 yards, and shoot at a target 100 yards away, the bullet will impact above the point you are aiming at. Not because it rose, but because it wont have dropped as much over 100 yards as it would have after 200 yards.

Edited to add.
In addittion, the muzzle of a gun will tend to rise due to the recoil, and its possible if you are limp wristing it, or are firing from a particularly long barrell that that might throw off the trajectory of the bullet. However a bullet will never rise above the level of the barrell. It only drops.

A bit of science

https://www.chuckhawks.com/bullet_trajectory.htm

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

I had an idea in my head that said "What would Fatrick look like as Patrick Star" and got this horrifying creation as a reult:

"MY NAME IS NOT RICK!!!!"

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Patrick has stalkerchilded @PatrickEatsPoo and his toilet seven times in two minutes

 

[MajinGoku]

Is ona the only group actually trolling fatrick? Are we just recording their trolling attempts?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Are we just recording their trolling attempts?

We are not participating in them if that's what you're asking

 

[Associate Rick]

Is ona the only group actually trolling fatrick? Are we just recording their trolling attempts?

Originally it was just ONA but given how Rick acts towards people online it's a lot harder to say whether it's just them trolling him now.

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Is ona the only group actually trolling fatrick? Are we just recording their trolling attempts?

No, it's literally anyone who Patrick interacts minus a few exceptions. Anyone who criticizes him ends up becoming a patposter and @ing him to say "You're a fat retard". So it's not just OnA.

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