Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[bortherman]

Never met a Japanese man that was that cucked. They're not modern Germans who never left their country and turned it into a shit seeping bog and watched as their wives, sisters, and daughters got raped by "refugees".

Do they have any evidence of his claims for being a "lifeguard"?

Only his word of course.

"I started working in the Dells when I was 16. I was a lifeguard at Family Land. Doesn't exist anymore. Bought by Mount Olympus long ago."

I'm sure he has mentioned working there more than just a summer. maybe even a few years
By 2002 He had moved to Florida so the events would have happened between 96-2000 most likely.

Hawaii story would have been 1999.
It's a spectacular piece of Fatrick fiction.

https://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/the-military/309200-pearl-harbor-the-day-america-woke-up/

"it's ok I own a Honda"

He is literally that reporter guy from The Wire s5

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Patrick hasn't read up on soy isoflavones and how similar it is to estrogen. Then again, Patrick doesn't read. One of the key issues with it is reduced ovarian function. Asians know better than to just consume Soy, however Patrick being the racist fucktard that he is doesn't know that.

also, besides being better at putting the fork down in general, east Asian cultures soak the beans much longer and/or in hot water, leaching out most of the isoflavones and phytic acid; the latter can also cause chronic zinc deficiency if ingested in large enough quantities, which is not at all pleasant, and may explain some of the physical and mental traits of soyfaggots

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

A bit of science

https://www.chuckhawks.com/bullet_trajectory.htm

Yup, good article.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Is ona the only group actually trolling fatrick? Are we just recording their trolling attempts?

Yes, although Patrick makes enemies constantly.

Please remember Kiwi Farms has a "Do Not Troll The Lolcows" rule.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

When Fatrick loses his lottery lawsuit with not even a $100,000 settlement he can join Acerthorn in his basement, being another vexatious humanimal chasing lotto via lawsuits. The turkey, the pig, hey maybe we can get Greer down there too as a rare subsaharan ratfaced gimp monkey.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Originally it was just ONA but given how Rick acts towards people online it's a lot harder to say whether it's just them trolling him now.

He's been picking up steam on Reddit again and for the past two years or so, 4Chan and other chan sites. He's such an unlikable asshole that everyone who interacts with him or sees him interact with people hate him.

Only his word of course.

"I started working in the Dells when I was 16. I was a lifeguard at Family Land. Doesn't exist anymore. Bought by Mount Olympus long ago."

I'm sure he has mentioned working there more than just a summer. maybe even a few years
By 2002 He had moved to Florida so the events would have happened between 96-2000 most likely.

Hawaii story would have been 1999.
It's a spectacular piece of Fatrick fiction.

https://thehill.com/blogs/pundits-blog/the-military/309200-pearl-harbor-the-day-america-woke-up/

"it's ok I own a Honda"

He is literally that reporter guy from The Wire s5

Can't say I'm surprised by the terrible writing in 2016.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The general consensus is that stealthy toilet and pat’s other associated family members and body parts are ONA pests, but I like to think that they’re actually just Pat’s schizophrenic brain posting on his alternate cell phones that he keeps for that purpose.

Anyway we have at a bare minimum confirmed redditors and Leslie poking the pig, they may be ONA adjacent but they’re not pests per se or pro se.

 

[Maude Snew]

Everyone at a bar tells tall tales, and some are believable some are real

I'm telling you there's a real pig man slaughtering negro children in Milwaukee, I've seen him on an unexplained mysteries show.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

its very odd to me that he doesn't block people like his toilet. Because I managed to get blocked by him despite never actually tweeting at or replying to him. I'm guessing he either ran some kind of block list or went and blocked people who liked tweets from his trolls. I managed to get nailed despite only having a twitter for the sake of reading and almost never post on it.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

its very odd to me that he doesn't block people like his toilet. Because I managed to get blocked by him despite never actually tweeting at or replying to him. I'm guessing he either ran some kind of block list or went and blocked people who liked tweets from his trolls. I managed to get nailed despite only having a twitter for the sake of reading and almost never post on it.

I think for all his idiocy he knows he needs the Greek chorus to point at - if he blocked the pests he’d only have oinking against absolute randos and would look completely insane.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

its very odd to me that he doesn't block people like his toilet. Because I managed to get blocked by him despite never actually tweeting at or replying to him. I'm guessing he either ran some kind of block list or went and blocked people who liked tweets from his trolls. I managed to get nailed despite only having a twitter for the sake of reading and almost never post on it.

He is definitely using some third party software to block protestors. I would not be surprised if he has folders upon folders of all of the nasty things the stalker children have said about him, thinking there is going to be some magical lawsuit that will give him his dignity back .
I pray to God that the niggeronni man will bring paper copies of this entire thread to court one day

 

[Something Awful]

Rick happy that his follower count is rising again.



I have for sure noticed this as well. I have a throwaway account that I literally just use to follow a few people and post nothing, and a bunch of attractive women have recently started following me. I must be doing something right.



(I like the implication that Elon Musk must actively focus his fascist powers like Professor X to keep Rick suppressed)

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Rick happy that his follower count is rising again.

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I have for sure noticed this as well. I have a throwaway account that I literally just use to follow a few people and post nothing, and a bunch of attractive women have recently started following me. I must be doing something right.

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(I like the implication that Elon Musk must actively focus his fascist powers like Professor X to keep Rick suppressed)

I've always wondered who the fuck is actually following Patrick for his "amazing takes"? He has about 58k followers and only manages to pull about 3 likes a tweet. That begs the question of: is he getting follower bots?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Rick happy that his follower count is rising again.

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I have for sure noticed this as well. I have a throwaway account that I literally just use to follow a few people and post nothing, and a bunch of attractive women have recently started following me. I must be doing something right.

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(I like the implication that Elon Musk must actively focus his fascist powers like Professor X to keep Rick suppressed)

Yes, it has nothing to do with you saying stupid shit and people want to be alerted when you're saying stupid shit.

 

[Drama Trauma]

I had an idea in my head that said "What would Fatrick look like as Patrick Star" and got this horrifying creation as a reult:

"MY NAME IS NOT RICK!!!!"
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Patrick has stalkerchilded @PatrickEatsPoo and his toilet seven times in two minutes
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Could this be considered by any chance a dead threat agains the "bestest" president of the US of all time? (I know it'sa troll account, but I can dream, no?)

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Rick happy that his follower count is rising again.

I saw a comment in the US Politics thread in response to someone cross posting Patrick’s wisdom and inviting them to join us - along the lines of “what the hell rabbit hole have you introduced me to” a fatrick’s following is growing, even here.

 

[Maude Snew]

I saw a comment in the US Politics thread in response to someone cross posting Patrick’s wisdom and inviting them to join us - along the lines of “what the hell rabbit hole have you introduced me to” a fatrick’s following is growing, even here.

They don't call it the expanding waistline universe for nothing.

 

[An automatic clown]

its very odd to me that he doesn't block people like his toilet. Because I managed to get blocked by him despite never actually tweeting at or replying to him. I'm guessing he either ran some kind of block list or went and blocked people who liked tweets from his trolls. I managed to get nailed despite only having a twitter for the sake of reading and almost never post on it.

I think he has a list of pest or similar accounts he blocks. Then throughout the day he unblocks them and reads their tweets and replies No stalker, enjoy prison 10 times to each accounts mention of him then blocks them again. Rinse, repeat. Every day for years now

What I'm saying is he's a jobless bum who's entire life revolves around twitter and correcTing the recorD. Fat too

 

[PS2 Nishiki]

Pigtits Tomlinson is boosting his ego by saying "Yes child, I could have shot the republican nominee, Donald J. Trump, very easily from 125 yrds with an AR15." Piggy is closer and closer to receiving a knock on the door from the feds.
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[Something Awful]

I think he has a list of pest or similar accounts he blocks. Then throughout the day he unblocks them and reads their tweets and replies No stalker, enjoy prison 10 times to each accounts mention of him then blocks them again. Rinse, repeat. Every day for years now

Absolutely. He blocks everyone, but since he still has to correct the record each and every time someone mentions him, it's a lot of blocking and unblocking.

Case in point, Rick's latest gardening adventures.





There will be no corn-eyed butt snake in Rick's lemon balm. Record: corrected. Time: well spent.