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So I told my dad and it mostly went well. He still accepts me and told me he loves me no matter what. There was an underhanded comment about me looking better as a guy. But I let it slide because for one it’s just flat out non-sense, and two I wasn’t going to let him derail the conversation.

I asked if he wanted to see a picture of me and he was hesitant. He’s admitted he’s going to have a hard time adjusting to my new appearance.

Maybe I shouldn’t have, but I agreed to ease him into it. I don’t really want his input on what that looks like because I feel like he might just drag it out forever hoping this is a phase or something. He knows better but I still think that’s what he’s going to do.

We’re trying to hang out at some point this week, and I have no idea what easing someone into seeing me how I want to look, without feeling ridiculous in public. I wear a decent amount of stuff, breast forms, sometimes a waist trainer, makeup and a wig.

The problem is I’m not really comfortable doing it halfway. I feel weird when having on my boobs or wig and no makeup. I’m still learning to love my face au natural.

Any ideas? He’s trying to meet today but that most likely won’t work, but probably really soon.
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No answers yet, but I found a selfie of this cutie. :lit:
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Geraldine said:
No answers yet, but I found a selfie of this cutie. :lit:
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All that effort to skinwalk Kathy Griffin. Whatever he looked like before, his dad was right.

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Right. Prepare your ear plugs everyone.

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Yes. For bottom surgery, remove your pants and poke a pitbull with a sharp stick. For FFS, go to your local pub at closing time and yell „the age of consent should be 5, transphobes!”
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
On mobile, so… yeah.

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As a long time fan of vaginas and vulvas, first get your anatomy correct, and then realise that I, and other heterosexual men would rather have contact with one of a close geriatric relative than your flesh wound. And I think the lesbians are even more picky.
 
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Crossover with the knockout.chat thread. Pumk is my current favorite troon to follow. Every other post is either them getting kicked out of another women's bathroom, them getting fired from a new job, or coming to their senses for a brief moment to realize that they have made a terrible mistake. It's a long read but it's funny to see how self aware they are that they created this problem for themselves, but refuse to back out.

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There She Glows said:
The Party City tier wig. The eyeshadow color matching the 5 o'clock shadow. The bulging cross dresser boner in the mirror selfie. I feel like this thread needs a set of bingo cards.
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But it's not a fetish.

monstrous bubo said:
For bottom surgery, remove your pants and poke a pitbull with a sharp stick.
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Back when I was a more green (i.e., autistic) poster, I shared a video approximation of this. (It was actually a delightful cartel video.) Got taken to the woodshed for that one, and rightfully so. I learned that it's all about leaving it to the imagination; and all of ours are vivid enough to be more creative than that nightmare fuel I offered. That line made me think of it.

Apustajan apustaja said:
As a long time fan of vaginas and vulvas, first get your anatomy correct, and then realise that I, and other heterosexual men would rather have contact with one of a close geriatric relative than your flesh wound. And I think the lesbians are even more picky.
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They really think that our caveman brains relegate the proposition to "have vagina, you bone," when it's a little more nuanced than that. I'll do you one better. Even hard up men who had the choice would take a sex doll than the axe wound (which, by all accounts hold many of the same properties). Even a whole faux person is preferable over a huMAN masquerading as the opposite gender.
 
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Det. Frank Washington Esq said:
They really think that our caveman brains relegate the proposition to "have vagina, you bone," when it's a little more nuanced than that.
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This. I have been stuck on a troon from a few pages back that claimed that all cis women were overprotected, naive little princesses that didn't understand that the moment we leave our husbands alone in the same room as a tranny, they'll immediately start hitting on it, because they are nothing but dick-driven cavemen that will not hesitate to risk their families if it gets them some tranny dick. Only trannies know the truth!

They manage to be misogynistic and misandrist in the same sentence. It's such a fascinating level of narcissim to behold.
 
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Geraldine said:
No answers yet, but I found a selfie of this cutie. :lit:
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In case you're wondering, MtFs raise their eyebrows like that in selfies in an attempt to make their eyes look wider and hide the effect of a strong male brow bone. I sperged about it a bit here. It just makes them look retarded (and male) but they all keep doing it anyway.

Anyway, I can't believe this man's dad said he looks better as a guy! He looks so stunning and beautiful as a creepy dude in a wig trying to dress up as the girls he jerked off to 20 years ago and sharing his sweaty autogynephile fetish with all of us 😍
 
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behindyourightnow said:
Apparently troons bullied a black NYT journalist off Bluesky recently, and a few people reacted by mass-blocking troons and/or calling them men. They have been crying and malding ever since.

(archive of one of the main accounts involved; some individual accounts and posts won't archive on Bluesky because they're locked)

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I don't know, guys, maybe the reason everyone defaults to calling you men when you annoy them (even the libs on Bluesky!) is because you are men, and pretending otherwise is a polite fiction and always has been? And... that fiction will disappear when people no longer feel like being polite? I really feel like if you put those very basic facts together, things would make a lot more sense!

They have gotten so annoying that even Ken White, who has become a deranged extremist in all other areas, told them to fuck off (thread, archive):

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The people who fled to an echo chamber after realizing everyone on Twitter hates them are now complaining because they have made everyone in their new echo chamber hate them as well:

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These dudes really need to sit down and ponder that saying about what it means if every person you meet all day is an asshole.
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Dood, it's like, wherever you go, there you are.
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A quick web search suggests that ditches are actually at an increased risk of HIV transmission, lol.
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IDC if real or fake, I’m just going to add the quick PSA that letting men nut in your rot pocket is a fast track to many different types of infections. (I’m pretty sure when the chop docs who make these also advise to use condoms.) there’s no self-cleaning, no good biota that keeps that vaginal pH nice and fresh and vaguely acidic. No mysterious cycle of self-renewal in a rot pocket. It’s just poop and dead skin and cum and open tears from dilating that viruses and bacteria can use like an express ramp right into your circulatory system. Don’t do it, troons! You will regret.

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That can't be the case here, surely?
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If you are a man and you have fine textured hair (ie Caucasian hair) it needs to be washed pretty frequently to not look greasy. Thicker textured hair (so like, Asian/Native/Latino or Black hair) can be washed less frequently, but it tends to be heavily pigmented and a double process dye will damage it more. Higher concentration of bleach, more time exposed to bleach is required -> hair cuticle is weaker and less flexible. I rarely even see danger hair on POC and I think it’s because their hairdressers recommend against it knowing it’ll look like crap real fast and the clients hair will be breaking off in the comb.

I’m white and I got the soft, fine, easily dyeable hair. I can go like 3-4 days tops before my hair gets a kind of limp, damp with oil appearance. If I were a man, I would cut that time in half; men sweat more and their skin and scalp are oilier than women. Some of that is T-mediated but I don’t think that means HRT = same as a real woman. Cause the T itself instigates changes in gene expression to the hair follicles that are basically permanent; like enlargement of the oil gland, more melanin, and so on. So I would think that for the same maintenance, trannies probably are washing their hair more often than their female counterparts. And their hair still looks bad for it.

(Probably courting trouble shitting on other peoples’ hair this much… not as if I’m a frisuer, but fuck it.)

Geraldine said:
I predict tears, drama, and possibly genocide. 8)
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Hair metal could have fixed him ;-;
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I used to do that… at age 16.
 
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Stan said:
If you are a man and you have fine textured hair (ie Caucasian hair) it needs to be washed pretty frequently to not look greasy. Thicker textured hair (so like, Asian/Native/Latino or Black hair) can be washed less frequently, but it tends to be heavily pigmented and a double process dye will damage it more. Higher concentration of bleach, more time exposed to bleach is required -> hair cuticle is weaker and less flexible. I rarely even see danger hair on POC and I think it’s because their hairdressers recommend against it knowing it’ll look like crap real fast and the clients hair will be breaking off in the comb.

I’m white and I got the soft, fine, easily dyeable hair. I can go like 3-4 days tops before my hair gets a kind of limp, damp with oil appearance. If I were a man, I would cut that time in half; men sweat more and their skin and scalp are oilier than women. Some of that is T-mediated but I don’t think that means HRT = same as a real woman. Cause the T itself instigates changes in gene expression to the hair follicles that are basically permanent; like enlargement of the oil gland, more melanin, and so on. So I would think that for the same maintenance, trannies probably are washing their hair more often than their female counterparts. And their hair still looks bad for it.
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………Troons and pooners barely wash their hair as they are shut ins.
 
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Natalia the Sluice said:
Crossover with the knockout.chat thread. Pumk is my current favorite troon to follow. Every other post is either them getting kicked out of another women's bathroom, them getting fired from a new job, or coming to their senses for a brief moment to realize that they have made a terrible mistake. It's a long read but it's funny to see how self aware they are that they created this problem for themselves, but refuse to back out.

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One of the most bizarre things to me is their insistence in "passing". It's like they think that if you fall for the trick the first time you have to go "Oh shit, I didn't instantly realize you were a man! Now I have to call you a woman FOR-E-VER"

With pictures they post on Reddit too, they somehow think people are always going to be seeing them with the angles and lighting they want. Even if you were able to have the top surgeons in the world melt the most expensive tupperware on your face, as soon as people see through the trick, it's over.

Put any tranny that they claim to pass on a side profile and watch the horror rear its head in when you realize they all look like cavemen.
 
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