Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

If he even bothers to stream it'll be just a passive aggressive stream where balldo and barnes project themselves onto trump as a victim.

Nick will nod along while Barnes licks his balldo claiming that Nick is being unfairly persecuted by CPS and Podunk's Prosecutors.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

I've started transcribing this to text due to the legibility issues. I am up to page 4, and will get back to it later assuming nobody else finishes it or gets an AI to transcribe it. It should be faster later since I can copy the form questions and only transcribe the answers. I transcribed it into Notepad and only had two words I could not read; the illegibility of these words do not seriously impact the ability to read the sentences. I gave it one quick proofread. Hopefully I did not make any serious errors of transcription; any errors present in the text I have attempted to preserve.

The following pages are concerning what sounds like the oldest child. Based on the text, I believe this child is placed with Kayla's family.

Pages 5-8. I've switched to Notepad++ so I can use a darker theme due to eyestrain and to use multiple views for ease of copying/pasting/editing mostly repeated sections. Hopefully there are no errors remaining from my Replace All operations.

Page 8 was especially bad for legibility. Puzzling out some of the words in the second half of that page was a true challenge.

Despite all our jokes about Nick having a ton of free time now, his meetings with the case worker(s), any medical appointments the children have, and visitations means he still drives around for the children to an unknown degree. I also enjoyed a laugh at some of the safety goals and tasks that are definitely not being met.

Spoiler: Pages 5-8

Page 5
Parental Authority and Responsibilities for the Child in Placement
Expected role and responsibilities for the child's health care and education while in placement:

Parent/Legal Guardian/Indian Custodian 1
*Consenting to medical and dental treatment and medication for the child
*Oversight of the child's medications, including any psychotropic prescriptions
*Reporting a change in the child's health care needs or condition to the caseworker
*Ensuring the child receives medical and dental care
*Attending and participating in the child's medical/dental appointments
*Ensuring the child has medical insurance or medical assistance
*Consenting to services needed to support the child's mental health needs
*Attending and participating in the child's mental health meetings and planning
*Consenting to services needed to support the child's educational needs
*Attending and participating in the child's educational meetings and planning
*Reporting a change in the child's educational needs to the caseworker
*Coordinating the child's participation in cultural, tribal, religious/spiritual, social, extracurricular, and community activities and events
*Making decisions about the child's personal needs, including hair care and skin care

Parent/Legal Guardian/Indian Custodian 2
*Consenting to medical and dental treatment and medication for the child
*Oversight of the child's medications, including any psychotropic prescriptions
*Reporting a change in the child's health care needs or condition to the caseworker
*Ensuring the child receives medical and dental care
*Attending and participating in the child's medical/dental appointments
*Ensuring the child has medical insurance or medical assistance
*Consenting to services needed to support the child's mental health needs
*Attending and participating in the child's mental health meetings and planning
*Consenting to services needed to support the child's educational needs
*Attending and participating in the child's educational meetings and planning
*Reporting a change in the child's educational needs to the caseworker
*Coordinating the child's participation in cultural, tribal, religious/spiritual, social, extracurricular, and community activities and events
*Making decisions about the child's personal needs, including hair care and skin care

Foster Care Provider (Foster Parents/Facility Primary Designee)
*Oversight of the child's medications, including any psychotropic prescriptions
*Filling the child's prescription(s)
*Coordinating, monitoring, and responding to the child's daily health care needs
*Reporting a change in the child's health needs or condition to the parents
*Reporting a change in the child's health needs or condition to the caseworker
*Ensuring the child receives medical and dental care
*Making the child's medical and dental appointments
*Providing or coordinating the child's transportation to medical/dental appointments
*Attending and participating in the child's medical/dental appointments
*Ensuring the child has medical insurance or medical assistance
*Attending and participating in the child's mental health meetings and planning
*Attending and participating in the child's educational meetings and planning
*Reporting a change in the child's educational needs to the parent(s)
*Reporting a change in the child's educational needs to the caseworker
*Coordinating the child's participation in cultural, tribal, religious/spiritual, social, extracurricular, and community activities and events
*Maintaining the child's health and/or educational records

County or Tribal Agency Caseworker
*Reporting a change in the child's health needs or condition to the parent(s)
*Ensuring the child receives medical and dental care
*[illegible, could be Making] the child's medical and dental appointments
*Providing or coordinating the child's transportation to medical/dental appointments
*Attending and participating in the child's medical/dental appointments
*Ensuring the child has medical insurance or medical assistance
*Attending and participating in the child's mental health meetings and planning
*Attending and participating in the child's educational meetings and planning
*Reporting a change in the child's educational needs to the parent(s)
*Coordinating the child's participation in cultural, tribal, religious/spiritual, social, extracurricular, and community activities and events
*Maintaining the child's health and/or educational records

Page 6:

Describe how the agency will ensure the parent is aware of and informed of the child's ongoing needs and services and how they will be able to participate in planning and decision making, and will be supported to attend the child's appointments and related meetings:
The agency will be in communication with the parents to update them on any changes or appointments.

Sibling Placement Detail
Are all of the siblings in foster care placed in the same foster home or facility? Yes
List the child's siblings who are currently in out-of-home placement:
[redacted]

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Support and Services for Parent or Custodian Detail
What do the parent(s) needs to do in order to address the conditions impacting the child's safety or well-being and support permanency?
Kayla Rekieta: Ms. Rekieta shall complete the following goals and tasks in order to be a safe and stable parent for her children.
Safety goal:
Everyone around Ms. Rekieta will see that she is a safe and sober caregiver for her children. We will see this demonstrated when:
*She is passing her drug tests
*She is remaining in communication with the worker
*She is remaining law abiding
*She isn't spending time with others who are actively using drugs
*She is communicating with her supports in addiction to the professionals involved in her caseworker
*We will see that she is taking every opportunity to visit her children and is forming a close bond with them
*She is prepared for visits
*She has a support network around her who can help her create a safety plan for the children; this safety plan will be practiced and checked in on and KCHHS will observe that the safety plan works

Tasks
1. Ms. Rekieta shall remain sober from all mood altering chemicals, including alcohol, unless prescribed by a physician
2. Ms. Rekieta shall submit to random drug testing by KCHHS or GAL. The testing may include UA's, hair tests ETG's. Any no-show, diluted test or failure to provide a sample by MMI will result in a positive test.
3. Ms. Rekieta shall remain a law abiding citizen and cooperate with any probation requirements (if applicable in the future).
4. Ms. Rekieta shall sign all necessary releases of information for KCHHS or GAL and not revoke the releases of information.
5. Ms. Rekieta shall complete a Chemical Use Assessment/Rule 25/Comprehensive Evaluation and follow all recommendations, Kandiyohi County Health and Human Services shall be a collateral for this assessment and provide information to the assessor.
6. Ms. Rekieta shall remain in contact with KCHHS and return phone calls within 24 hours. If her number is changed or her address has changed, Ms. Rekieta will provide updated contact information to the Agency.
7. Ms. Rekieta shall attend supervised visitation at Harmony Visitation Center and/or the KCHHS building until it is safe and appropriate to move to less restrictive visits. She will be prepared for visits and is supportive of the children's emotions. She will not discuss the child protection or criminal case around or with the children.
9. KCHHS shall continue to assess Ms. Rekieta's parenting skills if parenting help is needed. KCHHS will provide this service.
10. Ms. Rekieta will allow KCHHS to conduct scheduled and unscheduled home visits. She will allow KCHHS to access every room in the home.
11. Ms. Rekieta shall complete a diagnostic assessment/comprehensive evaluation and follow all recommendations of this assessment.

Nicholas Rekieta: Mr. Rekieta shall complete the following goals and tasks in order to be a safe and stable parent for his children.
Safety goal:
Everyone around Mr. Rekieta will see that he is a safe and sober caregiver for his children. We will see this demonstrated when:
*He is passing his drug tests
*He is remaining in communication with the worker
*He is remaining law abiding
*He isn't spending time with others who are actively using drugs
*He is communicating with his supports in addiction to the professionals involved in his caseworker
*We will see that he is taking every opportunity to visit his children and is forming a close bond with them
*He is prepared for visits
*He has a support network around his who can help his create a safety plan for the children; this safety plan will be practiced and checked in on and KCHHS will observe that the safety plan works

Tasks

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1. Mr. Rekieta shall remain sober from all mood altering chemicals, including alcohol, unless prescribed by a physician
2. Mr. Rekieta shall submit to random drug testing by KCHHS or GAL. The testing may include UA's, hair tests ETG's. Any no-show, diluted test or failure to provide a sample by MMI will result in a positive test.
3. Mr. Rekieta shall remain a law abiding citizen and cooperate with any probation requirements (if applicable in the future).
4. Mr. Rekieta shall sign all necessary releases of information for KCHHS or GAL and not revoke the releases of information.
5. Mr. Rekieta shall complete a Chemical Use Assessment/Rule 25/Comprehensive Evaluation and follow all recommendations, Kandiyohi County Health and Human Services shall be a collateral for this assessment and provide information to the assessor.
6. Mr. Rekieta shall remain in contact with KCHHS and return phone calls within 24 hours. If his number is changed or his address has changed, Mr. Rekieta will provide updated contact information to the Agency.
7. Mr. Rekieta shall attend supervised visitation at Harmony Visitation Center and/or the KCHHS building until it is safe and appropriate to move to less restrictive visits. He will be prepared for visits and is supportive of the children's emotions. He will not discuss the child protection or criminal case around or with the children.
9. KCHHS shall continue to assess Mr. Rekieta's parenting skills if parenting help is needed. KCHHS will provide this service.
10. Mr. Rekieta will allow KCHHS to conduct scheduled and unscheduled home visits. He will allow KCHHS to access every room in the home.
11. Mr. Rekieta shall complete a diagnostic assessment/comprehensive evaluation and follow all recommendations of this assessment.

Any person providing care to the children will be required to follow the same expectations of the case plan

What supports or services will parent(s) use to address the conditions impacting the child's saefty/well-being and support permanency? Include the agency's reasonable or active efforts to locate and utilize culturally and tribally appropriate services.
-Chemical health evaluation
-Drug testing
-Social worker visits
-Supervised Visitation
-[illegible, could be Safety or Sobriety] support meetings
-Consultation with the Guardian ad Litem

What will the agency do to support the parent's ability to access supports, resources, and/or services to address the conditions impacting the child's safety or well-being and support permanency?
-Making referrals as needed
-Paying for services as needed
-Reviewing assessments
-Providing [illegible, maybe confidential or collateral] information
-Transportation assistance as needed-Facilitate support meetings
-Monitor service participation
-Coordinate drug testing
-Have regular contact with parents
-Conduct home visits

How frequently will the agency review the parent's progress in making the identified changes to ensure the needs of the parent and child are appropriately met to achieve timely permanency?
These goals will be reviewed at least once a month or as requested.

Engagement in services is recommended immediately. Under MN Statute a parent must show significant progress in case planning for reunification by the time a child is 6 months out of the home, in which the timeline to achieve reunification could be extended up to 365 days from date of placement. If children are still out of home at 6 months, a permanency progress review hearing will be held to assess progress. Social worker will work with the family and meet at least monthly to assess progress.

edit to add: If you have any corrections, please let me know and I will post a compiled and corrected version at the end.

 

[Major]

Reminder that Nick has AIDS.

A legit possibility

(1) She is not a girl anymore; she is a middle-aged woman and should change her name accordingly.
(2) All the work she had done, holy fuck she is more plastic than woman now.

I got some date ideas for you and her.
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The perfect date with Kayla would be a fistfull of valium and a DS9 boxset

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

I also enjoyed a laugh at some of the safety goals and tasks that are definitely not being met.

Nick will continue to drink thinking that as long as he doesn't get caught he'll be fine. He'll convince himself that he's perfectly capable of communicating while he's drunk anyways so this should be a cinch!

Hang in there Nick! You'll prove these Scandinavian Prudes wrong. Surely!

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

List the child's siblings who are currently in out-of-home placement:
[redacted]

This makes me think that the 9 year old was definitely in some sort of program or rehab due to the cocaine, but might be back with her family now.

 

[Fapcop]

I got some date ideas for you and her.
View attachment 6199039

Are those… Wheels? Oh! NOW I GET IT!

Build our own rollerskates, and after a couple of romantic loops around the rink, go to a fancy expensive restaurant with weird chairs!

I was thinking some next gen and chill, but I might just try your approach!

 

[AnOminous]

Nick will continue to drink thinking that as long as he doesn't get caught he'll be fine. He'll convince himself that he's perfectly capable of communicating while he's drunk anyways so this should be a cinch!

Look at last night's Killstream (especially near the end) for where Nick is headed.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Lawcow dream team tonight

Hate to be like [the demon who must not be named], but I now ask the autistic legion for help. Does anyone know if Barnes has confirmed he'll be on with Nick?

Like a certain recently-famous person, I don't use social media.

 

[Chongqing]

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

I have to ask, what is a public record to you? Is it simply a record that you make public?

This reminds me of Aaron Carter taking his album art off of some guy's Instagram and said since it was posted publicly that it was "public domain," and public domain can't have copyright. He lost that case, of course.

I always thought of a public record as a record possessed by the government that anyone could obtain if they requested it, not confidential stuff about kids. Under the 1A you can post whatever documents you want, so it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. I just wonder if there's some public portal into a database of embarrassing family affairs that I and the rest of the Internet have been ignoring.

Edit to add later after the question was answered: Thank you. I didn't know there was a terminal in the courthouse where all of this could be accessed. Similarly, Potentially Criminal recently incorrectly thought it was leaked or something.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This reminds me of Aaron Carter taking his album art off of some guy's Instagram and said since it was posted publicly that it was "public domain," and public domain can't have copyright. He lost that case, of course.

I remember this. When called out by the artist directly online, he called the artist a "clout chaser" and a "hater" and blocked him.

That is not at all the same thing as sharing COURT documents available to the public around.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

I have to ask, what is a public record to you? Is it simply a record that you make public?

This reminds me of Aaron Carter taking his album art off of some guy's Instagram and said since it was posted publicly that it was "public domain," and public domain can't have copyright. He lost that case, of course.

I always thought of a public record as a record possessed by the government that anyone could obtain if they requested it, not confidential stuff about kids. Under the 1A you can post whatever documents you want, so it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. I just wonder if there's some public portal into a database of embarrassing family affairs that I and the rest of the Internet have been ignoring.

These documents are all publicly available at the courthouse terminals, just not online in MN. Can read the pdf attached obtained from here to see what is publicly accessible in MN CHIPS cases.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

These documents are all publicly available at the courthouse terminals,

...Which make Crackeita's claim that they could have ~only come from a couple of places~ more than ordinarily stupid. No shit, you disingenuous fuck.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

View attachment 6198713

Oh, so he knows who did?

tweet / archive

That "nope" is probably on the same level as him telling the cop he was absolutely bullshit lying about his speeding. Just hair-trigger cope. The man has lost all sense of impulse control.

Remember Nick's preferred argument strategy he employed against Duncan Macloud and that he painstakingly explained months later as if it were the greatest thing ever--just say 'I disagree'. He even made jokes that if someone says something obvious (e.g. 'The sky is blue'), just disagree and it melts their brain and is SO FUNNY (but not WEIRD).

Nick thinks he is smarter than everyone and can do what he wants while sassing off.

Lawcow dream team tonight

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This should be interesting...

Are you sure, because I got one of those earlier, but I've never actually subscribed to Nick. I did the join community, or following or whatever thh fuck they call the non-paid version is called on Rumble when he came to from streaming, but that's it.

Could be, but an e-mail advertising this deal to me popped up in my e-mail today, and I was never a paying subscriber. I signed up for a free Nick Locals account years ago and never used it. I completely forgot I had even done that until I got this same offer this morning.

No, I misread it. It is an offer for the 50 USD for the year billed as 12 months for the price of 10.

It looks similar to the retention e-mail, and I was phone-fagging. Mea culpa.

ETA: Missing words

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

Willing to bet that Nick is in full relapse mode rn and that's why his schedule has fallen apart in the last 2 weeks.

 

[EndOfTheWorld]

<SNIP>
So Rekieta has made his Locals free for 2 months. Looks like he is getting desperate to regain some of that old income - if I remember right the only reason his locals popped off was because he gave a free year?

Woke up this morning to another email from Locals throwing free memberships out. Is the money situation getting dire or is it the dismal viewer numbers Nick (why not both)?

I haven't watched Rackets on Locals for *at least* 18 months (it seems like much longer). I haven't unsubscribed from their emails because the occasional desperate "come back!" updates amuse me no end.

Ninja'd by @Lord of Kiwis (bloody international timezones, I was asleep).

 

[Scalia OBGYN]

So it was the 16 year old that gave Rackets his black eye then.

On what basis are you saying this

 

[Strix454]

I always thought of a public record as a record possessed by the government that anyone could obtain if they requested it, not confidential stuff about kids. Under the 1A you can post whatever documents you want, so it doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things. I just wonder if there's some public portal into a database of embarrassing family affairs that I and the rest of the Internet have been ignoring.

Family court records in minnesota, under minnesota law, are neither private nor are they confidential. Court records in minnesota are generally either available online or can be accessed in some cases at a minnesota courthouse. Certain information related to family court IS confidential. None of the documents presented so far have confidential information in them and some confidential information was either removed or covered up presumably by the government before the documents were made public.

Nick Rekieta's statements to the effect that these documents are not available to the general public and his suggestions that they have a limited distribution are utterly false.

 

[not william stenchever]

On what basis are you saying this

By expanding on the bureaucratic language of "preferred placement" to infer that the kid literally preferred to not live in a trap house run by a neglectful AIDS ridden coke driven twigman faggot.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Off-model Trogdor is more like it.

"Trogdor was a man..er Dragon man... "Man now I can't unsee it now TROGDOOOOOOR!!

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

By expanding on the bureaucratic language of "preferred placement" to infer that the kid literally preferred to not live in a trap house run by a neglectful AIDS ridden coke driven twigman faggot.

I took that to mean because of his age he could stay anywhere that he wanted that would take him in... that the placement didn't necessarily have to be part of the Foster Care system. But I could be completely wrong.