Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

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The Smile Tapes is something that gets me as to be a bit of a sperg for a second it has a "realistic" edge to it.
Thought you were talking about the Smile Archive, which to be honest feels more like an art project than an analogue horror series, but it's pretty fun.

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But the series has to do more with violence and government project stuff than some existential horror, it's interesting but not anything that has any super deep lore. It's fun for a watch and that's about it, which makes it not overstay its welcome.
It also has a clip of Sam Hyde in it.
 
Holy fuck they've turned so parasocial that they are now going on multiple 10+ minutes long off-topic tangents about their personal lives. The text takes like 20 mins to read and they've turned it into a 2 hours video. It's so fucking annoying, do I really need to hear the story about the fat fuck living with some mexican for 4th time over the course of the video? It got so bad that near halfway point I closed it and went to the source material. I enjoyed their previous videos, but the quality degraded so much it's actually unbearable.

It would be one thing if it was a few seconds long joke once or twice, but ~30 fucking minutes of hearing about their lives? Fuck off. And the comments are even worse. Try finding ONE comment related to the content and not commenting some parasocial trash. Actually go into the comments right now and look. Seems 99% of people are treating the channel as some parasocial hugbox hangout club rather than being there for the content. It's just RedditCast now on the level of Wendigoon's streams. There's already been talks of gay shit in linked video by Wendigoon, he was saying something like "if you want an editor role contact us, later you can kiss and hug with our tiktok editor to make clips or something". It's just a matter of time till they start talking about goth mommies, femboys and being internet dads for these zoomer freaks.

The creepypasta they talk about is pretty ironic, because all those le hecking wholesome faggots are similar to the aliens at the end. Just be a decent human being, sweatie.
 
I enjoyed their previous videos, but the quality degraded so much it's actually unbearable.
Yeah, I sometimes don't mind the tangents because they are usually brief and anecdotal, but this was horrifically bad to sit through.

I wanted to switch off midway myself but I was quite enjoying the story so I stuck through til the end (regret).

Story was good, probably one of the better ones they've read, which pissed me off even more that they kept interrupting the flow for the most autistic shit ever, wish I had just done what you did and found the source material.
 
Fuck your fake analog horror shit. This is the real thing. Something about those public domain cartoon collection I always found unnerveing. Great video by Steve.
The part with the guy in the Chipmunk costume asking for children to send in their pic and full name was wild holy shit.
 
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One thing I'm noticing amongst ALL of the videos discussing this topic is that none of them bring up StrngVegas as of yet. Now at a glance you'd wonder why would it matter? Well, I think it's connected to whatever is going on in drb0sch's series.
Now I know what you're probably thinking, this is probably just some retard copying drb0sch's style. That is until drb0sch himself replied to one of these comments after someone theorized this is his alt account saying "This isn't me but interesting regardless." which is already a red flag since I don't think drb0sch has commented anywhere else yet? If he has I've never seen it nor been told. But the thing that solidifies it for me is the fact that these comments have now been deleted. Or at least they seem to be since I couldn't find them when I went to go look today. StrngVegas only has two videos with only about 50 or so comments so it wouldn't have been hard to find. Thankfully some faggot on reddit captured the conversation.

Oh yeah they also have a lot of weirdly similar themes and stuff in them and involve Mr. House in some manner so suffice to say I think they might be connected somehow. It just seems really odd for them to just go and delete these comments. Maybe they realized it made the connection way too obvious? :story:

EDIT: Turns out I'm a retard or Youtube was being weird for me. The comments are in fact still there. Still think it means something.

EDIT 2: Also I forgot in the screenshot they're quoting I think the original description or something? That got changed if nothing else. So yeah maybe I'm not too far off and they thought mentioning b0sch directly in the description was too much?
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So I noticed something potentially interesting as well. The sound effect the apparent monster makes at the end of drb0sch's "Nowhere" video sounds very similar to the sound it makes when StrngVegas loots the Clavicula Salomonis from Mr. House's body in his "gomorrah out of bounds" video.
Am I on to something here? Possible connection?

 
I am so tired of these losers
I generally dislike clickbait, but horror reaction/theory/whatever channels make me fucking despise them. Everything is the "scariest/darkest/most depressing shit ever" then you check some of it out and it's the most milquetoast thing at best, utter shit at worst. Honestly it's worse if the thing they're covering is actually good, because there's nothing wrong with a 7/10 thing besides hyping it up as the next coming of Jesus Christ. If I ever find one of these Youtubers who makes titles like "Covering the Okay Story of ____" or "The Solid 7/10 ___ Series" or "___ Is Not Very Good, But Let's Check It Out Anyway" I'll die happy.

The creepypasta
Tenbond, an occasionally too-depressed sounding narrator I really like, made a good reading of it if you want a palette cleanser.
 
Holy fuck they've turned so parasocial that they are now going on multiple 10+ minutes long off-topic tangents about their personal lives.
You are approaching things too logically here. People like the fine denizens of this thread go into a video like that wanting to see a creepypasta be told or enacted. Most of the audience of both Wendigoon and Meat aren't there for that, most probably never heard of half the creepypastas they have covered. They are there because these are creepy stories they don't know about being shared by people they know and are the safe face of horror on YouTube.
If the story doesn't interest the narrator, it won't interest the listener. For you and me that sounds like a waste of time, but the audience for this slop are people that do their homework while playing 6 hour long videos about shit they know nothing about to keep them company.

I am so tired of these losers

I debated about a month or so ago to talk about this shit and decided that it wasn't worth the effort.

Playing the video as I write this. I need to stop listening to video essays made by dweebs because it makes me wish I could shove them in lockers. This guy is glazing the DC analog guy like its the next big thing in this genre of videos that can't die soon enough.

@wakaran beat me to making fun of the creator for not knowing how to write past 3rd grade level. So here are some pointers.
  • Batman isn't possessed or no longer human, he basically just is Batffleck minus guns, just a sociopath without remorse. So why does he have that soyfaced Batman who laughs mug?
  • Batman isn't in peak physique anymore, he now is basically The Rake by taking Venom, the shit Bane uses.
  • Despite happening in the late 60s, the second video is titled after a modern video format, which in itself is a cosmic joke about how analog horror creators have no fucking clue what is and isn't analogue media.
  • Despite happening in the 60s the whole series abuses glitch filters that make it look like the Bullyhunters campaign or a hardcore gamer movie.
  • The guy that made the video is glazing the DC analog guy because he uses images fr fr.
  • Third video is the meme of using bathroom iconography to warn people there are dangerous spoopy entities around that is just ripping off MC.
  • Creator can't decide if Batman is an unpredictable monster or just a larper that works with Gotham PD, guy that made video glazes him anyway 'like Kira from Death Note'.
  • Batman kidnaps members of the Bat family. I hate this guy even more because he only referred to Steph Brown as 'another Robin' instead of calling her Spoiler but did make the distinction for Jason Todd.
  • Batman has almost the whole Bat family chilling in his cave, the narrator (Tim Drake makes these tapes lol) escapes and theorizes the police is aiding the Batman because the chief's daughter is there. So, either Batman being a deranged killer is a larp or is just some kind of cult? He then goes missing.
  • Jason Todd becomes the POV, by describing almost only by text that Batman and Catwoman are pumping kids with Venom. Jason escapes after telling Batman he has no family and Wayne Manor explodes in a cloud of Fear Toxin. The guy says its his favourite entry so far, holy shit what a simp.
  • Alfred is dead, prolly reason he is a sociopath.
  • Everyone is here to end the Batman, yay. Even the fucking Court of Owls (after a message from our sponsor, Coke).
  • Batman's dead. Joker is on a killing streak. Harvey Dent is mayor and someone threw something at his face.
  • 'GUYS! GUYS! BATMAN IS A VAMPIRE GUYS!' This guy's mouth is dripping with semen omg.

Basically the Batman analog horror is the name dropping, zoomer equivalent of Marvel Ruins, so a piece of shit that only has fans that are too bitchmade to admit they like torture porn. This whole concept is even funnier when you consider that given this story's timeline (1959-1962) the only video format available was Ampex and they expect you to believe it has this crazy TikTok filters. This is some of the finest autism I've consumed in a while.
 
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Soviet Russian analogue horror? Count me in, even though I'm really not into analogue horror.
The video itself seems quite solid, I didn't finish the whole thing yet, so I don't have an opinion on the analogue horror series itself.
Just wanted to throw it in here if anyone's interested.
soviet/russian horror has a fuckton of potential, and i'm inclined to believe that in the russian hemisphere there's decent stuff that didn't get translated yet, wonder if other countries have their small gems regarding analog as well.

also for stuff that i didn't see mentioned here, any opinions on Video Visions? it was made recently but i can't make heads or tails if it's slop or not.
 
Creator can't decide if Batman is an unpredictable monster or just a larper that works with Gotham PD, guy that made video glazes him anyway 'like Kira from Death Note'.
This one got me because plenty of times in this thread when talking about AH peolpe brought up the weird morality of the crazy monsters at least in the audience's perspective. Even in the comics when they make "This character but evil" they play into the fact they are NOT the good guy character they originally are so in this universe and evil Batman should just be an evil Batman only now he is somehow more efficient than the original Batman probably he actually kills people but that is the other problem. It isn't the fact that this Batman kills he is from the start framed as being a murderous psychopath but also he is kind of still crime fighting Batman but implied unintentional but also goes out of his way to kills criminals though.
 
I am ok with the Batman one but the guy is making 2 more with Superman and The Flash. Analog Horror really is the new Creepypasta it's in that late stage of Creepypasta where it is so over-saturated people are gonna start not giving a shit and its popularity is gonna die.
We've almost gone full circle back to Sonic.EXE
 
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