Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

[CornBogFitz]

The other day my girlfriend put on some lip gloss and exclaimed “ow” I asked what was wrong (because I am a good boyfriend) She told me that it was the lip gloss. …What? Apparently her lip gloss has special peppers in it that hurt and make her lips swell up to appear more plump. …WHAT?! What other things do you women do that us men don’t know about? Sanitary pads with temporary tattoos? Birth control pills shaped like Flintstones characters? Bras with dog squeakers in them? What else have you been hiding from us?!

To clarify, this thread is dedicated to things that, while you may find normal, men would be “…wait what? Really? Why?” It can also be tiny little battles that are so normal you hardly recognize them (ie. No pockets)

Feel free to mix fake shit in here too to gaslight incel lurkers in the thread. It will be fun reading them to my girlfriend and making her laugh.

I have also made a partner thread here if you have found strange things men do from being in a relationship

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

You can pinch your cheeks instead of putting on blush. You gotta put some force into it, though. Really break those capillaries.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I don’t think a lot of men have any idea of how much effort goes into just the “natural” look. When men say they like women that look natural, they mean this:

Not this:


Just to do the “natural“ look, a woman will typically use:

• Mascara
• Eyebrow pencil/gel
• Concealer, foundation, or both
• Tinted lip gloss
• Hair styling products
• Eyeliner, just in more neutral shades and/or not very exaggerated
• Highlighter
• Bronzer
• Blush

This also sucks with employment for women too, as even jobs that aren’t looks focused will still encourage (sometimes force) women to wear the natural makeup look on a daily basis, otherwise they get told they look “tired” or “unprofessional.” Men get nowhere near the same pressure to wear makeup, unless they’re in the entertainment business and are required to wear foundation and/or concealer to even out the skin tone and cover acne.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

The men's section at Auschwitz had swimming pools, live orchestras, and a theatre, while the women's section did not. In fact, female prisoners were forced to fight in gladitorial arenas for the amusement of the male SS officers. They were also forced to make food for the entire camp using large industrial ovens. After the war, the jew moids convinced America that these ovens were used to cremate dead kikes as part of their plan to exile women from their natural habitat: the kitchen.

 

[Dysnomia]

This also sucks with employment for women too, as even a job that aren’t looks focused will still encourage (sometimes force) women to wear the natural makeup look on a daily basis, otherwise they get told they look “tired” or “unprofessional.” Men get nowhere near the same pressure to wear makeup, unless they’re in the entertainment business and are required to wear foundation and/or concealer to even out the skin tone and cover acne.

It's unbelievable how the pressure to wear makeup has made men believe that women look like something they're not. Magazines would run these "shock" articles featuring actresses out buying milk or walking the dog without makeup. And you're supposed to go "OMG! She's so old/ugly/tired/barf inducing". Meanwhile men can go around bare faced even if they look like a leather bag that's been left out in Death Valley all summer long and it's totally fine. And we're supposed to find them sexy.
Hint: Many of us don't and think Leonardo DiCaprio and his pumpkin head hit the wall ages ago. The media just refuses to read the memo.

OP, did you know that some women use Preparation H as an under eye wrinkle cream and swear it works? My mom used it. I just use petroleum jelly with cocoa butter. My eyes have always had those stupid dark circles and puffiness though. It's likely genetic. But at least my eyebags ain't dry.

 

[Tablet County]

Far as I can tell the strange things women have to endure are called incels.

I don’t think a lot of men have any idea of how much effort goes into just the “natural” look. When men say they like women that look natural, they mean this:
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Not this:
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Just to do the “natural“ look, a woman will typically use:

• Mascara
• Eyebrow pencil/gel
• Concealer, foundation, or both
• Tinted lip gloss
• Hair styling products
• Eyeliner, just in more neutral shades and/or not very exaggerated
• Highlighter
• Bronzer
• Blush

This also sucks with employment for women too, as even a job that aren’t looks focused will still encourage (sometimes force) women to wear the natural makeup look on a daily basis, otherwise they get told they look “tired” or “unprofessional.” Men get nowhere near the same pressure to wear makeup, unless they’re in the entertainment business and are required to wear foundation and/or concealer to even out the skin tone and cover acne.

The second girl still looks cute I'll be honest whiel the first one has a whorish air to her. Maybe I'm just a fag.
Though knowing your track record I wouldn't be surprised if you selected these pictures in particular to make women who wear makeup look like whores.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

Pretty much everything the body does tbh

 

[Clovis]

I was surprised to learn that women sometimes walk around hiding socks in their hair.
So I'd probably believe anything at this point.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

plumping lip products are pretty retarded, but they're clearly advertised as such. if your girlfriend did not look before buying she may be retarded

 

[CornBogFitz]

I was surprised to learn that women sometimes walk around hiding socks in their hair.
So I'd probably believe anything at this point.

That sounds like a black person thing. Women do non-browns do this?

 

[seri0us]

I've never worn heels, but just looking at them gives me pain.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Women have to deal with and endure trannies, whom'st've are strange.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

so there's this thing that seems obvious after you realize that it happens called a "veggie" where their underwear gets caught up in their vag, i was oblivious to this until my 20s when my gf at the time mentioned it, but i have no idea how i never thought of that.

 

[1-800]

plumping lip products are pretty retarded, but they're clearly advertised as such. if your girlfriend did not look before buying she may be retarded

Lip plumpers are just glorified skin irritants. The lips plump up when applying the product because it's swelling. If the plumper is strong enough, you'll get a more severe burning reaction, like with Too Faced's lip injection plumper:


Hell, even the official model photos from Too Faced themselves to showcase how it works looks painful.

Literally a ring of fire around their lips, and I don't think that's from lip liners either. Ouch.

 

[Susanna]

Don’t run bras in the dryer. It seems obvious, but in my experience men never know about it. It’s why we don’t let you do the laundry.

Ideally they shouldn’t even be machine washed.

 

[Red flaming panda]

Alog fat woman on the farms.

 

[Spud]

I remember going undercover back in the day to find out what women go through. I discovered that women are called faggot a lot.

 

[peachlover669]

Not female (thank god) but id have to assume one of the worst things they deal with on a daily basis is being a woman, like lmao holy shit imagine dude thats so fucking crazy

 

[AMERICA]

Having to endure his boring fucking Man Movies again and again no matter how many times I tell him in plain English that I don't like them. So many wasted hours to this shit. Why are they like this?

 

[Spruce Supremacist]

When men say they like women that look natural, they mean this:

Not this:

I might be a weirdo but if I was given the choice to select which look I find more lovely I'd side with the bottom picture. Probably because my mom, God bless her, would never use much, if any, make-up while I was growing up because of her health problems so that's just the complexion I'm most used to.