Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Probably referring to Kayla's half of the family who, due to their close proximity to the Crackietas, were concerned (i.e. incel prudes) about the substance abuse and child neglect

These people have been controlling Nick for the last 20 years, and he was FREE, but now they want him to do horrible un-fun things... like feed his kids, drive sober, and give them clean clothes while NOT being on cocaine and fucking another woman that is not their mother. INSANE! The people at church (remember, the people with the kids go to the same church) were probably in on it with the Sletta/Woljters.

So what is the deal with Nick trying to get that follicle test thrown out? Isn't it entirely beside the point given that his only hope is to get the entire search of his house thrown out, top-to-bottom? Even if he tries to argue "As far as this court knows, I was never on drugs", he acted enough like a man on massive amounts of drugs to convince a trained narcotics officer there was probable cause. That'd still be true even if he just fell nose-first into a plate of flour on the Cokestream.

And with CPS, they're already allowed to take the search results as valid, and assume "no test = high as balls", aren't they? So what exactly is the point?

Are Nick's lawyers just indulging his ODD nonsense at this point?

He thinks thinks if he can get the results thrown out, then the State cannot PROVE he was using or possessing drugs, despite the fact they were in a locked safe. He thinks this highly technical point is reasonable--he has even expressed on his show last night that he wants the burden on the State to be much larger than it is and to rule out reasonable inference.

Nick couches this as 'safeguard against tyranny' and 'rather 10 guilty men go free...' in his 'what if they came after YOU!?', but he just wants to make it so that any oversight in his life that could introduce accountability is entirely hamstrung. See his retarded take on religious Grace--he wants it to mean that the rules are too hard to follow, so you don't have to, and you get forgiven at the end.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

He thinks thinks if he can get the results thrown out, then the State cannot PROVE he was using or possessing drugs, despite the fact they were in a locked safe. He thinks this highly technical point is reasonable--he has even expressed on his show last night that he wants the burden on the State to be much larger than it is and to rule out reasonable inference.

Well maybe if nick, despite being the owner of the house has no control over his house and everyone else is innocent, then that must mean the house is either haunted or has some sort of scp like anomaly in it and the government should seize it and turn it into a no go containment zone

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Last nite, Potentially Criminal had a members only stream.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ZXQ_u6mw9PY

He had a Minnesota lobbyist in chat. He was asked about the bodycam footage. And he claims that it won't be released till investigation is over or introduced as evidence in trial (Sean's reaction included).



He followed up that it's possible it would be released "dispel widespread rumors" but don't count on it.



Don't know how legit this is but if so then I hope @Null gets a refund.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Maybe that’s what Nick was happy about, figuring out that the cam footage would be seriously delayed.

 

[CoomerTine]

Not good baldo bros

https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/rekieta_law

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You know, I guess this is but I can’t help but feel that if rekeita had stayed the course and never fell into the pit of degeneracy that he did, he would probably be speaking at the RNC or would be a special guest on Fox News at the very least, reaching his voice to millions of people, bolstering his name and probably cementing himself as a true and honest professional commentator, basically his appearance on that Netflix documentary but 50 times over.

A successful Lawyer that is conservative, a family man, and an influencer would absolutely be in high demand by the Republican Party right now, especially for someone that had the biggest coverage on the Kyle rittenhouse trial.

I hope his narcissism recognizes that and I hope he drinks himself into a stupor over that thought…

He could have had a Rustang for everyday of the week

 

[Farsided]

Maybe that’s what Nick was happy about, figuring out that the cam footage would be seriously delayed.

He needs a delay like he needs another drink. Delay isn't good, it's going to compound once his trial starts and other shit come to light.

Not good baldo bros
https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/rekieta_law

I thought he'd have lost more subs by now.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

And Kayla seemingly has nothing of interest to contribute to the case even after getting her own representation.

Keep the Xannies and Star Trek flowing, and she's your girl.

 

[ZipDisk]

Lowtax-tier vindicated?

VENTILATION!

 

[Local Farmer]

He went to a bottom tier law school. The last thing in the world you would want is Nick as your lawyer, even in the Rittenhouse days.

Right but I think most normies and most people here listened to him is because he had the certifications that made him worth listening to on its face. If he wasn’t technically a lawyer he would have just been, even in his good days, a retarded streamer, but what made rekeita unique was that he was a retarded streamer with a law degree.

If he just remained that and not giving into his vices he would probably be a weekly guest on Fox News or be paid to go speak at conservative dc think tanks. He would probably have some conservative sugar daddy bankroll his lifestyle for the rest of his days like Peterson or Shapiro had.

He could have gone and done Cocain with some senators instead of with his kids

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He could have gone and done Cocain with some senators instead of with his kids

Amy Klobuchar* would definitely throw a stapler at him.

*a real lawyer, and a real Minnesotan.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

06:41 - How people misunderstand Minnesota CPS law

I guess I am a bit of an autist and don't understand social cues, and I understand this shit is chum in the water for his Locals retards, but I truly do not understand what all this prevarication is in aid of. Is it just to maintain his narcissitic supply and the Locals retards are the best source of it right now? He will never get his streaming audience back, people will not forget his kid tested positive for cocaine,people will mock him to his face whenever he gets online-- and he has to know that. And he also KNOWS this shit is being monitored and can and will be used at trial, so I guess my autistic brain can't comprehend what he hopes to accomplish by continually lying to literally everyone (including himself, apparently) about what is happening in his case.

it makes me feel like he wants them to not come back.

I don't think he does want them back (and his slattern of a wife mindlessly follows his lead, apparently). He and his slattern of a wife have done almost nothing to get them back, despite it being over a month later. Visiting them occassionally is something, I guess. But not much. I contrast that with everything I would be doing to get my kid back if they were taken from me, and the Crackieta's actions do not compute with me. At all.

 

[Local Farmer]

Amy Klobuchar* would definitely throw a stapler at him.

*a real lawyer, and a real Minnesotan.

Imagine if he was on fox and they innocently ask him what a balldo is

 

[Fungible penis]

You know, I guess this is but I can’t help but feel that if rekeita had stayed the course and never fell into the pit of degeneracy that he did, he would probably be speaking at the RNC or would be a special guest on Fox News at the very least, reaching his voice to millions of people, bolstering his name and probably cementing himself as a true and honest professional commentator, basically his appearance on that Netflix documentary but 50 times over.

A successful Lawyer that is conservative, a family man, and an influencer would absolutely be in high demand by the Republican Party right now, especially for someone that had the biggest coverage on the Kyle rittenhouse trial.

I hope his narcissism recognizes that and I hope he drinks himself into a stupor over that thought…

He would have been in hog heaven with the collection of grifty freaks at the RNC. Just another Balldo L.

 

[not william stenchever]

A successful Lawyer that is conservative, a family man, and an influencer would absolutely be in high demand by the Republican Party right now

Nick opening his cocksucking mouth would have curved the bullet into Trump's skull. Let's not kid ourselves into thinking that a better timeline for rackets would not be a worse timeline for the rest of us.

 

[Local Farmer]

Nick opening his cocksucking mouth would have curved the bullet into Trump's skull. Let's not kid ourselves into thinking that a better timeline for rackets would not be a worse timeline for the rest of us.

He would have tied his balldo on and then quickly pull some Jackie chain move to deflect the bullet.

 

[anionfarflung]

Probably referring to Kayla's half of the family who, due to their close proximity to the Crackietas, were concerned (i.e. incel prudes) about the substance abuse and child neglect

I suspect that this is the main culprit in Nick's mind.

JaymeLee Sletta


(Kayla's bio-dad is Dan Woltjer on our far left.)

 

[sallowhal]

I suspect that this is the main culprit in Nick's mind.

JaymeLee Sletta
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(Kayla's bio-dad is Dan Woltjer on our far left.)

kayla comes from a broken home? everything is starting to make sense now. do we know what her relationships with her real father and fake father are like?

 

[Law]

He would have been in hog heaven with the collection of grifty freaks at the RNC. Just another Balldo L.

Swinger's heaven, too. If only he could've kept it discreet. He could be comparing balldo circumference with senators.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Meme Copium, a generally shitposter but friend of Legal Mindset and Legal Vices, did a good summary video of the shitshow as of late, including last night's stream:

Includes comments from Andrew and Kurt (Uncivil Law), as well as a bit of Sebastian Gorka shitting on Barnes.
Warning for the Imholte intolerant: second half includes dumping on Steeltoe.