Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

[Trump's Chosen]

Make-up and the Male gaze is an arms race similar to a chameleon and the eyes of snakes that can spot them accurately. There will some things you see through easily, there will be some you can intuit but don't exactly understand and there will be those things that completely bypass detection.

But I think the most baffling thing that I discovered about women is about all the micro-poops they take.

 

[Night Raiders]

What? Apparently her lip gloss has special peppers in it that hurt and make her lips swell up to appear more plump. …WHAT?!

They're for desperate chicks with lips like a dry corpse

 

[ethanity]

That sounds like a black person thing. Women do non-browns do this?

It's for heatless curls so its not black-centric thing, every race does it. It's actually a really convenient way to do it since hair rollers are meticulous and break if your hair is too thick and long.

 

[Lady Bizness]

We have special chelicerae that allow us to macerate larger food items such that we can feed our younglings.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Never felt the urge to try a lip plumper, but maybe that's because I don't think big swollen lips are really all that pretty. I oppose the niggerfication of white women. When did we start pretending white features are ugly and less desirable and all white women need to have big nigger lips? Also if you're really so desperate for bigger lips that you will endure that pain every day just get lip fillers, it's not that expensive.

As for the worst thing I ever did for "beauty" was purchasing an epilator as a teenager because it promised smooth legs for 4 weeks and wow that was horrific, you can feel every single hair be ripped out it feels like tiny needles stinging your skin over and over. Didn't even work properly, still had a bunch of hair left over and it came back pretty fast too, I don't think it managed to properly grasp the hair and yank out the root. Anyway, don't buy one of those.

 

[Nagato Kai Ni Surigao]

I was having a conversation with 2 women friends of mine and they brought up incels and agreed with each other that incels were scary. This caught me totally off guard, because as a man, the word incel conjures up the mental image of a league of legends player, which does not register at all on the male threat radar. But as a woman you have to worry about becoming the obsession of one of those creeps.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Alog fat woman on the farms.

I swear 70% of women on Kiwifarms are only here to dump their emotional shit. That's what *we*, the horrible bepenised spooky scary cave monsters have to endure.

 

[byron]

I don’t think a lot of men have any idea of how much effort goes into just the “natural” look.

Do you know why trees are so tall?

It's because all the other trees are tall. They could stay short and still spread out their limbs and cover the same area, so why do they grow tall? It's because, if there was a world where every tree stayed short, then the one tree that "cheats" and grows just a little taller is now suddenly above everyone and gets more light; the trees around it then have to grow taller to compete.

So yes, I'm sure that makeup is lot of effort, but why do women do it? Why do they really do it? Answer: because all the other women do it

Men don't actually care if you do it. The woman in the second photo you posted is still attractive to men. Here's a meme that really rings true - about clothes and makeup:



Try to imagine a gender-flipped version of this situation. Try to imagine a guy who gets into a social circle with a bunch of other guys and he has to work extra, extra hard to get approval from the men in that group. Maybe it's a car club. Maybe he's spending every weekend and thousands of dollars working on his car, adding all the right modifications that his picky friends are judging him on.

And when he takes you on a date, you ride in the car. One day, he unloads on you that you have no idea how much effort he has put into that car.

What's your response? Do you really care that he's choosing to waste his time trying to compete with other men?

Should you really care?

 

[Safir]

I swear 70% of women on Kiwifarms are only here to dump their emotional shit. That's what *we*, the horrible bepenised spooky scary cave monsters have to endure.

"emotions" are gay (the faggot gay, not the lesbian gay)

As for the worst thing I ever did for "beauty" was purchasing an epilator as a teenager because it promised smooth legs for 4 weeks and wow that was horrific, you can feel every single hair be ripped out it feels like tiny needles stinging your skin over and over. Didn't even work properly, still had a bunch of hair left over and it came back pretty fast too, I don't think it managed to properly grasp the hair and yank out the root. Anyway, don't buy one of those.

Epilators are awesome. As a teenager, I tried a cream -- it was terrible, the hair grew up as fast and as thick as if I'd shaved it off. Horrifically uneconomical and probably poisonous. I wasn't going to shave daily either. An epilator can miss a couple hairs here and there but it removes the gross sweat-collecting mass. Weekly epilation means it never builds up. No stubble. Legs only need epilating once every two months or so for them to not look hairy.

inb4 muh internalized soggy knee: I don't give a fuck about "beauty", I don't want to have sex. I just had the hair on my head cut to half an inch because it annoyed me. Thick hair anywhere but on the head is gross and I don't want it on me.

 

[KittyGremlin]

"emotions" are gay (the faggot gay, not the lesbian gay)

Thanks for explaining me the difference between a lesbian woman and a woman who just happens to be a faggot.

 

[Thomas Paine]

"emotions" are gay (the faggot gay, not the lesbian gay)

Rug muncher identified

inb4 muh internalized soggy knee: I don't give a fuck about "beauty", I don't want to have sex. I just had the hair on my head cut to half an inch because it annoyed me.

Massive pooner energy

 

[Calvin Gabriel]

When men say they like women that look natural, they mean this:

That is ugly and definitely not natural. Not that I'm entirely against makeup, but a lot of women overdo it imo.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

That it's not that unusually to start getting hit on by older guys when you are 10 or 11.

 

[NoReturn]

I was having a conversation with 2 women friends of mine and they brought up incels and agreed with each other that incels were scary. This caught me totally off guard, because as a man, the word incel conjures up the mental image of a league of legends player, which does not register at all on the male threat radar. But as a woman you have to worry about becoming the obsession of one of those creeps.

Even a weak man is still a physical threat to women.
The difference between a man and a woman is like that between a man and a chimp. Know how a chimp can just rip your arm off if they feel like it? Same deal.

 

[Major]

That it's not that unusually to start getting hit on by older guys when you are 10 or 11.

I still refuse to believe this is true, but then you hear stories...

 

[Administrator Flotsam]

Just skimmed this thread because real women don't exist on the internet (not on this site at least) but I see people talking about makeup and how its unfair women have to wear it and about postmodern bullshit like gaze theory.

To everyone wasting time discussing whatever this is I have one question and one (unrelated) answer:
Q: What is a woman?
A: Nobody fucking cares about your fucking makeup. Autists on the internet, feminist grifters and journoscum are the only people who actually care about this shit and all of them care about it so they can make some kind of profit. IRL men will walk past their own falling pants or bleeding face in the mirror; what makes you think we notice other people any more than that?

 

[NoReturn]

I still refuse to believe this is true, but then you hear stories...

It is absolutely, unequivocally, 100% true.
I want everyone to know this in case they have daughters.

 

[Weed Eater]

Makeup as a woman always bothered me because of the so-called societal expectations. I haven't been harassed to wear makeup by professionals, I don't get told I'm "tired" when I don't wear makeup (which is 99% of the time). I honestly don't understand why most women use certain products or do their makeup the way they do in the modern era. I was taught to only care/worry about my eyes and lips. Little bit of eyeshadow, bit of mascara, finish off your lips with lipstick. I didn't start doing my eyeliner until my teens, same for my eyebrows but I never went through the weird trend of making them too thin or too thick. When did it evolve into foundations, BB creams, blush palettes, BRONZERS, and highlighters? Why the fuck are regular women doing things that I only ever saw drag queens and trannies do?

Seriously ladies, you don't need to be doing your makeup like you're a man pretending to be a woman who's ready to shake their fake titties around on stage to other gay men. Stop slathering your entire fucking face in thick ass creams and then wondering why you still have blemishes or acne issues well over 25. Stop doing over exaggerated makeup looks and then wondering why people think you look "uglier" or more "tired" when you aren't doing a look like that. You will cry about how people don't like women who are "natural" yet you're too afraid to actually do it.

 

[Clamater]

Do you know why trees are so tall?

It's because all the other trees are tall. They could stay short and still spread out their limbs and cover the same area, so why do they grow tall? It's because, if there was a world where every tree stayed short, then the one tree that "cheats" and grows just a little taller is now suddenly above everyone and gets more light; the trees around it then have to grow taller to compete.

So yes, I'm sure that makeup is lot of effort, but why do women do it? Why do they really do it? Answer: because all the other women do it

Men don't actually care if you do it. The woman in the second photo you posted is still attractive to men. Here's a meme that really rings true - about clothes and makeup:

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Try to imagine a gender-flipped version of this situation. Try to imagine a guy who gets into a social circle with a bunch of other guys and he has to work extra, extra hard to get approval from the men in that group. Maybe it's a car club. Maybe he's spending every weekend and thousands of dollars working on his car, adding all the right modifications that his picky friends are judging him on.

And when he takes you on a date, you ride in the car. One day, he unloads on you that you have no idea how much effort he has put into that car.

What's your response? Do you really care that he's choosing to waste his time trying to compete with other men?

Should you really care?

It isn't women who absolutely shit their pants when female celebrities are caught out with a truly bareface. Didn't the new favorite boxum blonde just get declared "post-wall" by online moids because she was swimming without a face full of makeup?

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Til these things existed and I don't think they are legal in some eu countries.

I was having a conversation with 2 women friends of mine and they brought up incels and agreed with each other that incels were scary. This caught me totally off guard, because as a man, the word incel conjures up the mental image of a league of legends player, which does not register at all on the male threat radar. But as a woman you have to worry about becoming the obsession of one of those creeps.

I remember an account of some buff guy. He basically said he was harassed by someone unattractive and he just swatted her away like a fly and laughed about it ,then it dawned on him how difficult would be for a woman who on average is half his size and much weaker. Most of those incels are still stronger and probably bigger than the average woman and can easily overpower her