Jams 'N Jellies
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According to Anna, this is a "good hair day" and a "great fit"
Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion
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New to this cow as I mentioned before. Were there any interesting sagas or big events in her cowdom, or is she the type to just constantly provide a stable level of cringe? Any dramas as candy juicy as her thighs I should read up on?
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- Feb 10, 2022
Can she green screen her whole self?
Or maybe just her thighs?
Or maybe just her thighs?
The Queen of Autists
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Read the first intro post! Lovingly said: it’s not our job to catch you up, you got to put a little work into it, lol. Welcome to annahood!
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- Feb 24, 2019
Enjoy the read:
She really is milking this "surgery" isn't she. Her next one is in two weeks and she posted a link finally to her "compression" garmet. It gets zipped together onto her and was bought on Amazon hence the "compression" probably not enough existing.
Look $45
Old Navy Lounge Tank Top $15
Old Navy Mid-Rise Waffle Lounge Pant $30
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- Jul 21, 2021
She should go to Japan.
Definitely write that on the bucket list for your NeW BoDy Anna.
Definitely write that on the bucket list for your NeW BoDy Anna.
I second this, definitely. They are extremely accepting, positively positive people and love meeting gaijin, especially plus-sized gaijin.
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- Feb 21, 2016
Are 3X compression girdles just not manufactured, or does Anna refuse to wear one that size out of sheer delusion?
Even if she wasn't over six hundred pounds, she'd need to size up in most things due to her unusual height. If she needs sponges under her armpits to prevent the girdle from cutting her skin, there's no way she isn't cutting up her crotch in that too-small garment, too.
Even if she wasn't over six hundred pounds, she'd need to size up in most things due to her unusual height. If she needs sponges under her armpits to prevent the girdle from cutting her skin, there's no way she isn't cutting up her crotch in that too-small garment, too.
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- Jun 17, 2016
I was just struck by the thought that Anna only wears these cheap clothes twice than throws them away. Maybe I’m slow and you all realized this long ago, but I assumed she was behaving like a normal person and washing her clothes and donating things she doesn’t wear anymore. I figured she used her spare room as a closet since she has so much. (Not that I really thought about it much.)
Is it possible we see hundreds of hauls with the exact same style of clothing (two piece lounge wear, dresses in the same cut just in a variety of (bright) colors, is because she just won’t do laundry? These hauls have always been crazy, not only for the insistence on neon colors, the wrong sizes, but also because there is no creativity. It’s the same thing over and over.
She likes a thing, wears it a couple times, than chucks it and rebus from a different manufacturer. Except for a couple jackets and some jeans, we rarely see things again.
I never really considered it until now but that’s it. She’s a lazy, wasteful swine.
I’d love to see what childish fantasy she wrote in her notebook though, wouldn’t you? All the things she gets to try in her new body-maybe fucking a dude? Nah, that’s way too scary.
Is it possible we see hundreds of hauls with the exact same style of clothing (two piece lounge wear, dresses in the same cut just in a variety of (bright) colors, is because she just won’t do laundry? These hauls have always been crazy, not only for the insistence on neon colors, the wrong sizes, but also because there is no creativity. It’s the same thing over and over.
She likes a thing, wears it a couple times, than chucks it and rebus from a different manufacturer. Except for a couple jackets and some jeans, we rarely see things again.
I never really considered it until now but that’s it. She’s a lazy, wasteful swine.
I’d love to see what childish fantasy she wrote in her notebook though, wouldn’t you? All the things she gets to try in her new body-maybe fucking a dude? Nah, that’s way too scary.
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She can have Chibi guide her around Glorious Nippon!
In all seriousness, I think after she gets all this shit done, her international traveling will be limited to Disney cruises. She's gonna be so fucked up physically after all that for little benefit. I seriously doubt she'll be able to keep this wannabe jetsetting world traveler lifestyle up unless she's constantly drunk or high on opioids.
thejackal2
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Ya know in all the years of following her, starting back in like 2016-17 when she first started getting noticed, to my knowledge she has never, ever talked about doing laundry or dry cleaning. She probably just washes her undies and socks at best and then pays someone else to do the rest or just buys a new item.
Among all her other issues, she's a deep case of arrested development and only her monetary means allow her to get away with it. Like if you had a trading places style swap and she was a poor person barely housed she wouldn't in any way be able to make it. She's stunted and has no ability to function beyond consoome and make shitty social media content.
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how long does a surgery like this take to recover from? when she showed us her bruises, she looked pretty healed up. she's just gonna milk this for a while.
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She really thinks she found her silver bullet, huh? She thinks she's gonna lose half her body weight and suddenly become thin, limber and healthy. This notebook will get memory holed once she realizes that's not going to happen and she's still fat, only maybe less lumpy and a lot more bruised. I mean, how much did she lose in this first one? Less than a kilo?
thejackal2
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apparently about a week. She's got a dozen more to undergo if she wants to see any sort of slimming results tho. She's stupid and stubborn enough to keep going. Doctor saw dollar dollar bills when he first laid eyes on her and he wasn't wrong.
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I didn't realise Guantanamo Bay made prison overalls that large.
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She may have to do this out of necessity as well. I can’t imagine much of the cheap stuff Anna wears can make it through the stress her sheer size puts on the garment plus a wash or two (rainbows, I know).
We’ve seen how her bulk pulls pockets open and stretches elastic waists to their limit. Couple that with cheap materials and shoddy construction, and all Anna is going to get is a couple of wears.
Plus I think her ADHD brain gets overwhelmed by the amount of shit she accumulates through her hauls and she can’t organize for shit, so clothing is basically treated the way Anna treats a bag of protein chips— used for a brief dopamine hit and then discarded into pile of similar trash on her floor.
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I have to believe there are some big enormous fat ladies in Austin that feel like they struck gold on hideous fast trash fashion whenever they goes to whatever thrift store Anna supposedly dumps her stuff at. Or whatever recycling-into-rags business works with them.
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Sheer delusion. When Anna cant zip up that size 24 or 4xl, its because the sizing is off. It isnt because shes 600 elbeess. No mam. Its always the manufacturer that has fucked with Anna and any other opinion than that, is pure fatphobia and bodyshaming.
ETA @Simon
How long time does it take to heal from lipo
Based on the provided information, here is a summary of the typical healing process after liposuction:- First week: You will need to take it easy, avoid heavy lifting or strenuous activities, and follow your surgeon’s instructions for pain management and swelling reduction. You may need to wear a compression garment or elastic bandages for 3-4 weeks.
- One to two weeks: Most patients will be nearly completely healed, with minimal swelling and discomfort. You can resume most normal activities, including work, but may need to wait a bit longer to return to exercise routines.
- Two weeks: You should be nearly completely healed, with only minor residual swelling and bruising.
- 4-6 weeks: The recovery process typically takes between 4-6 weeks, during which you should follow your surgeon’s post-op advice and adhere to rest and medication regimens to enhance results and facilitate healing.
- Up to 3 months: It may take up to 3 months to see full results, as the body continues to adjust and settle into its new shape.
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It could be that simple. I have personally known someone who had a high enough paying job not to care about the money he was wasting buying a new shirt every day for work. He'd bulk buy, wear once, then in the bin it went, not even material recycling just straight to landfill. He did this every day for years.
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She returns most of it theres an infamous video of her cutting herself out a shein t-shirt and stating she will return it that way. That was about 200 lbs ago as well.