Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

Which of the following do you wish were real?

  • Sanitary pads with temporary tattoos

    Votes: 86 17.2%
  • Flintstones shaped birth control

    Votes: 125 25.0%
  • Bras with dog squeakers

    Votes: 138 27.5%
  • None of the above

    Votes: 152 30.3%

  • Total voters
    501
It isn't women who absolutely shit their pants when female celebrities are caught out with a truly bareface. Didn't the new favorite boxum blonde just get declared "post-wall" by online moids because she was swimming without a face full of makeup?
Yes men all over Twitter were shitting themselves because they saw Sydney Sweeney without make up. Same thing happened with Pokimane not too long ago and a lot of other female celebs. Shoe0nhead's nudes had her without make-up and men called her a hideous monster. Men have no idea what "no make-up" actually looks like. If men preferred no make-up then all top porn stars and OnlyFans girls would be bare faced.
 
Men don't actually care if you do it.
How can you start your post so insightful and then go off the road?

Men don't care about make-up in the way that sunlight doesn't care about how tall a tree is. It's still the tallest tree that receives the male attention. I mean sunlight.

Obviously it's a little more complex than that, but make-up affects how men perceive women. Men who say it doesn't are the same type of people that say they hate computer generated special effects in movies, whereas what they mean is they hate when they can tell that's what it is. They hate when the illusion doesn't work. Like an aging actress with obvious plastic surgery. Ignoring the other 90% where it was very effective plastic surgery.
 
I don’t think a lot of men have any idea of how much effort goes into just the “natural” look. When men say they like women that look natural, they mean this:
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You're kidding, right? There can't be real people that see this and think "natural" instead of "caked-up whore". That's not true, jambled up words. you're lying to people on the internet. innocent vulnerable incels like me.
 
I'm just going to reiterate that I have been fired from a job for not wearing enough makeup (not front-facing like sales), and I've met about 5 others who have as well in the US alone
My mom mocks me for not wearing makeup. Nevermind the fact that I have sensory issues. Even if I didn't, makeup seems like a huge waste of time and money. If you want redder lips, dye them instead of applying fingerpaint that smears once you drink or eat anything.
 
I found it extremely amusing that my tough husband was whining in pain while I was plucking his eyebrows.
The getting hit on while clearly underage is a big one. In addition to that everyone can agree puberty is harder on girls but I think men are largely unaware just how fucking bad it is, and it goes beyond periods. You become weaker, boys start treating you different, your body changes and looks lumpy and weird, and you are expected to compare your underage developing body with grown women, you start acting emotional in ways you haven't before and you have no idea why or how to handle it. Then to top it all off fucking disgusting degenerate grown men, I'm talking 30+ are openly gawking at you, following you, or hitting on you, and you have no idea how to process any of this. It's even harder if you're a tomboy, which is half of the pooner problem now.
 
Honestly, just having to endure male creepiness at every level. In school, at work, outside, with your own family. People can say all they want about how you should REEE at an inappropriate male but really, the penalty still goes to the upset woman. I had an elderly male customer grab my ass at work when I was still working at the grocery store (I was wearing loose pants and my work shirt was too big even at the smallest size so I was not looking sexy) and I flipped. Another moid came to ask me what happened and I told him, and that moid said "Maybe he has a medical condition" as if that was any defense. Honestly, all you can do with male creepiness is grin and bear it or fawn until they go away if you want to maintain your sense of professionalism, or maintain relations with other friends/family. Ironically, the only time it's been acceptable to go full ham on a creepy guy is at the bar or club as it's typical that a bouncer will immediately take your side and remove the offending moid.

Otherwise, the next one I want to add is botox. I now work at a medical clinic specifically for cosmetic work, and we do injectables. Botox is being promoted to teenage girls and young women now ("baby botox"). Generally, I'm a big proponent of botox but some people can react badly to it. Also, almost every moid claims they can see botox when lmao no you can't. A good professional will still allow you to have movement in your face. Generally, we don't try to freeze the fuck out of your face unless that's specifically the look that you want. Celebrities will often freeze their face to hell and back until they are filming something again, at which point they let it lapse. Botox also has other beauty uses too - you can modify your facial appearance with it to a light degree by injecting specific areas (off label). Plus, botox can also be injected under skin to plump it up and make a more poreless look (a lot of Korean celebrities do this) AND it will help with easing the appearance and spread of acne. I know some men (straight and gay) who get botox, but it's still mostly women.

On the topic of lip plumpers, I disagree that it's not good. I really like Fenty's Gloss Bomb Heat in Hot Cherry. Beautiful colour and it just lightly tingles but plumps ever so slightly so there's no visible lip lines. I also get half a syringe of lip filler just over once a year and lip fillers are significantly more painful and don't look great right away. If you want a natural look, even with half a syringe it takes about a month for filler to settle down and not look like duck lips vibes.

And yes, men don't know what makeup looks like. They will scream otherwise, but they don't. They like natural makeup, they don't like a natural face.
 
I don’t think a lot of men have any idea of how much effort goes into just the “natural” look. When men say they like women that look natural, they mean this:

Any time someone says, "Yeah, but she's an 8 without makeup," I want to know what a "10 without makeup" is. Invariably, it's a woman with heavy makeup in natural tones like you posted.

This might be a better "I like girls with no makeup" image:
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She's pretty, but her real face has pimples, pores, and flaws.

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So I basically I am agreeing with you, most guys who think they don't like/care about makeup have no idea what they're talking about.
 
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I think personally, enduring periods kind of sucks. Mine are pretty ok in terms of cramping but pads, tampons and the water weight, with subsequent frequent peeing every month for decades until we inevitably hit menopause, yeah….i am over it

I get very hungry the week before and men just say “huh, didn’t you just eat? Why are you so hungry?”. Men don’t understand that aspect of it at all

Or what about getting looked at because you have boobs and the person doing the looking is only 10 or 11?
 
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I think personally, enduring periods kind of sucks. Mine are pretty ok in terms of cramping but pads, tampons and the water weight, with subsequent frequent peeing every month for decades until we inevitably hit menopause, yeah….i am over it

I get very hungry the week before and men just say “huh, didn’t you just eat? Why are you so hungry?”. Men don’t understand that aspect of it at all

Oh damn yes. And it's different for every woman, too. Yet some guys will be like "well my sister/mom/cousin/best friend's girlfriend's sister's daughter doesn't have that problem why do you" if yours are at all different from some other chick they know.

Birth control is a big one. If you take hormonal birth control and ever want to stop at some point, it's actually very common for that to fuck you up. Acne and major hair loss is a common thing that happens once you try to go off hormonal birth control if you've been on it for any significant length of time.
 
I don’t think a lot of men have any idea of how much effort goes into just the “natural” look. When men say they like women that look natural, they mean this:
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Not this:
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Just to do the “natural“ look, a woman will typically use:
  • Mascara
  • Eyebrow pencil/gel
  • Concealer, foundation, or both
  • Tinted lip gloss
  • Hair styling products
  • Eyeliner, just in more neutral shades and/or not very exaggerated
  • Highlighter
  • Bronzer
  • Blush
This also sucks with employment for women too, as even jobs that aren’t looks focused will still encourage (sometimes force) women to wear the natural makeup look on a daily basis, otherwise they get told they look “tired” or “unprofessional.” Men get nowhere near the same pressure to wear makeup, unless they’re in the entertainment business and are required to wear foundation and/or concealer to even out the skin tone and cover acne.
Only white women who drink too much and eat shit for a diet look like that. Let's not forget being put on birth control since age 12 or some retarded shit. Hormonal retardation.

Get yourself an Asian woman who looks beautiful with nothing on her face.
 
Oh damn yes. And it's different for every woman, too. Yet some guys will be like "well my sister/mom/cousin/best friend's girlfriend's sister's daughter doesn't have that problem why do you" if yours are at all different from some other chick they know.

Birth control is a big one. If you take hormonal birth control and ever want to stop at some point, it's actually very common for that to fuck you up. Acne and major hair loss is a common thing that happens once you try to go off hormonal birth control if you've been on it for any significant length of time.
Yes!!!! It’s so individual. I don’t pms and get overly emotional. I’m just hungry and tired. And then when it comes, I don’t eat as much because of the bloating
 
Any time someone says, "Yeah, but she's an 8 without makeup," I want to know what a "10 without makeup" is. Invariably, it's a woman with heavy makeup in natural tones like you posted.

This might be a better "I like girls with no makeup" image:
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She's pretty, but her real face has pimples, pores, and flaws.

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So I basically I am agreeing with you, most guys who think they don't like/care about makeup have no idea what they're talking about.
Bottom is better. Her freckles are endearing. At least to me. I don't see any real flaws either
 
Rug muncher identified
You eat hobo feces off the streets of SF. Get raped.
Or get a visa and come here, you'll surface in the Channel n.a. Moscow* next spring.

Massive pooner energy
I'm gold star asexual with a 2d waifu (m. 2019.) A year before, I'd had to be surgically deflowered to get a cyst removed. 80s baby, got exposed to an overdose of capitalist porn in the 90s as a primary schooler. (Death to capitalism.)

Sometimes women on here poast that they would've pooned out or would've been pooned out had they been born later; this is extremely not the case with me. I don't want to be near anyone's genitals, or near anyone who has an "identity" or "sexuality". I don't understand how those allegedly sex-avoidant pooners (or I should say THE allegedly sex-avoidant AMONG the pooners) aren't repulsed by the gallons of gender fluid they're required to metaphorically consoom to get into the troon cult.

I'm also not fat and won enough real athletic events to be instantly doxxxxxxxed from even a mention of what they are.

TL;DR get raped, solzhenitsyn.

I personally don't give a damn about anyone's makeup, I'll judge you on your character.
No one in the thread is saying men want specifically face paint, we're saying many men have a standard of attractiveness and many women need to paint their faces to meet it.

A lot of men on the online proudly tell other men they want domestically-minded virgins with no face paint. They lie for status, they're in fact gay and incapable of supporting a domestic virginal bride and their future natural children. These men then proceed to tell themselves that billionaires want domestically-minded virgins with no face paint. This is also a lie, billionaires fuck poor whores, marry independently rich whores, and swap their hotwives around.

From your avatar, I assume you aren't a solzhenitsyn, and would actually go for a naturally beautiful woman. But people like you are in the minority; women who don't have a man yet must necessarily defer to majority opinion. They will also be conscious of the effect their appearance will have on the status of her man, and that the man would also be conscious of it. Look at how much shit Pierce Brosnan with the "fat" wife gets, or Keanu Reeves with his "old" (9 years younger) alleged fuckbuddy. Consider that someone offered Brosnan's wife to mutilate her body supposedly for "attractiveness" (to attract whom?). "Unconventional" people, especially women (but also cripples, poors, etc) are very cognizant of the fact that their spouse's parasitic acquaintances would look down on that spouse for his or her marital choice, like normies look down on cucks.

And I didn't even touch on the fucking (because, even with my IQ 81, it's very difficult for me to imagine a woman who'd be interested in fucking, even to have children -- a turkey baster is $10; the best I can do is to assume that if a woman wants to get fucked without a significant loss of social status (see: master key), she would think she'll need to look like the creatures men want to fuck. According to Null, 50% of the resources of the Internet are dedicated to disseminating information on the specs of creatures that men want to fuck.

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*Speaking of Moscow, circled in the photo are the four victims of the Idaho murders: two humans, two photoshop clone stamps.
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