Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

PS2 Nishiki said:
Patrick attended a sad attempt at a protest against the RNC.
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I think this is a more accurate version
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Fire Marshal Bill said:
Pat is the most insufferable asshole I have ever seen, it's almost impressive.
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MovieBob is worse for me. I can gleefully spend an afternoon reading dozens upon dozens of tweets (which is sometimes what Terminally Online Tomlinson will put out) of Patrick childing his toilet or whatever other antics he gets up to, but more than five minutes exposure to Bob just makes me MATI.
 
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Irene and 22 others said:
MovieBob is worse for me. I can gleefully spend an afternoon reading dozens upon dozens of tweets (which is sometimes what Terminally Online Tomlinson will put out) of Patrick childing his toilet or whatever other antics he gets up to, but more than five minutes exposure to Bob just makes me MATI.
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I had forgotten about MovieBob. He definitely gives Pat a run for his money in the obnoxious asshole department.
 
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Fire Marshal Bill said:
I had forgotten about MovieBob. He definitely gives Pat a run for his money in the obnoxious asshole department.
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But he at least has a scintilla of sense that tells him not to engage his trolls for the most part. Pat is just plain retarded.
 
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Sumptinsfuckey said:
Yeah, I didn't comment on WI cause I don't know the laws in that state. Even here in FL though, where I rarely harvest a deer at more than 200 yards, and usually much less I wouldn't be comfortable using 556.
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Wisconsin's Constitution has a line or 2 about how hunting/fishing is a right as I remember. Besides letting you take a handgun for deer hunting they also now let anyone hunt deer with a crossbow when other states forbid crossbows for any hunting shows the state is a bit different.

I might be willing to become Patrick and argue over 'will it work for deer' for 556 based on energy at the muzzle while speaking of poachers who use sub sonic .22 shots from 50 feet at their deer feeders and get deer in a county where no poachers were able to be convicted at a jury trial back 80 years ago. To say an 'AR15' is good/bad doesn't mean a whole lot when the local sporting goods store/tractor supply store (tractor supply store had a legal meaning in WI at one time) has .308/7.62 chambered "AR15" on the display tag for $1300ish bucks.

We don't know why the dad had the gun or what range he had the optics set up for. Nor what sporting purpose the dad had for the gun. And it matters not a whole lot as the perp was far closer than I'd want a round to be downrange of. And I beleive Patrick re-poped someone else's xit about how there was a 0.3 second head turn that prevented a bit of the back of the head getting a downrange love tap VS the new 556 gauge piecing. That was damn close to ending differently.

Patrick being butt hurt and saying he'd do better could really get Patrick the LOLcow of the year if the pro Trump crowd lean into Patrick. Once again Patrick shows he is his own worse enemy trying to be clever and for the entertainment value one can only hope the new Patposters from the pro-Trump crowd get him dancing for the entertainment value.


Patrick's 'I'm fighting Trump' resulting in him losing all of his online accounts will be funny and could happen because the law doesn't treat threats to the President as just locker room talk. Even more funny if Trump gets selected, Pat wins LOLcow and loses all his social media, and then Trump dies due to old age before getting sworn in might actually get people to die from laughter. I'm not sure that I'd make it 'cuz I'd be laughing too damn hard.

So come on goypers. Work Patrick so hard even Dear Leader has to be less mad at the internet with your Patposting.
 
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Anonymus Fluhre said:
Vance is a solid choice as he's young populist conservative marine that knows how to network and raise money. He also knows where to invest, like with his Rumble investment. He's going to play into at least three types of people this election.
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He's also sold a lot more books than Fat and successfully sold the movie rights.

He is everything Pat wishes he could be (a lot like Jake Raven) and that's why Rick hates him.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
He's also sold a lot more books than Fat and successfully sold the movie rights.

He is everything Pat wishes he could be (a lot like Jake Raven) and that's why Rick hates him.
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I'm pretty sure that even Movie Bob sold more books than Patrick so that's not a high bar to reach.
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Biden's COVID diagnosis has devastated Patrick, but he stands by his man.
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You mean the same doctors who now say COVID is just another cold? Your man is isolating because he has the sniffles? LOL Weak!
 
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PS2 Nishiki said:
Patrick attended a sad attempt at a protest against the RNC.
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Trevor yet again jumps in to suck Pat's dick and gets told the sad reality for Pat.
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A crybaby? After his showing during the assassination attempt?

Probably the stupidest and unfunniest shit you could have gone for. Milwaukee is not sending their best.


It is a community that tolerates Patrick Tomlinson, so it is to be expected.
 
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@AutoClownMaker I don't disagree in the whole, there's a lot of nuance involved in discussions of guns, hunting, etc among folks who know what they're talking about and are having a discussion in good faith (neither off which applies to Pgtits Tomlinson). This all started when I pointed out that the shooters pop having a AR-15 for deer hunting didn't make any sense to me, but that could just be my own biases at work as I dont know anyone IRL who uses a 556 Ar-15 for deer hunting.
 
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