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[bei_rav]

And more traditional L:
I don't want to go bald. /Archive

This line:

"I am a submissive man, with a very soft character, thin, short, with nice, disheveled hair. I don't know how I would feel being all those things and also bald. It doesn't fit my way of being and my personality at all"

says it all. A huge proportion of them see bodies as accessories for (what they want to be) their personalities. So you have to do whatever is in your power to force that body to submit to the demands of the supposed personality.

The same individual, with the same stupid philosophy but with a tiny bit more insight, might have wondered: if a personality is only palatable with a highly specific physical presentation, is it worthwhile?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

This lovely lady got stood up on a date and can’t figure out why.
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Those eyes are so dead, I actually got the sads. My dude, it looks like you like cars. Why didnt you get a hobby instead of tits?

 

[Local Farmer]

Is that a rosary worn as a necklace?

That’s cultural appropriation of Latino’s.

In all seriousness with it he probably saw the beads and the crucifix and thought it was just something a girl would wear not knowing he looks like a colossal retard

 

[Geraldine]

He's not explicit, but I'm guessing he's worried about Trump getting elected?
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[Osama Bin Laden]

furries ruin everything i love

i’m genuinely unsure if this is a natal woman or a troon.

 

[Fapcop]

furries ruin everything i love
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i’m genuinely unsure if this is a natal woman or a troon.
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Shoulders look suspiciously broad, but you can’t really tell either way 100% from a pic like this.

(Also the head, suspicious possible moobs and fetish adjacent clothing would also suggest tranny.)

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

He's not explicit, but I'm guessing he's worried about Trump getting elected?
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As someone who has moved to different countries before, I still don't get what troons expect how it works. It technically is not that difficult to move to a new country, but you need to have a job for that. Or at least have some qualifications so you can look for a job. Do they assume you can just show up and that's it?
(I also never needed a birth certificate, wtf is that about?)

 

[Stan]

I need to be rekeita level drunk to read this

Edit: I have decided to do heroin after reading this

People who read this need a support group

 

[misscunthus]

i’m genuinely unsure if this is a natal woman or a troon.

Male facial features (eyebrows, eyes). Also that long upper lip was made for a mustache.

 

[Geraldine]

As someone who has moved to different countries before, I still don't get what troons expect how it works. It technically is not that difficult to move to a new country, but you need to have a job for that. Or at least have some qualifications so you can look for a job. Do they assume you can just show up and that's it?
(I also never needed a birth certificate, wtf is that about?)

Troons tend to be misgendered by their birth certificates , though in some jurisdictions they can fix that by jumping through a bunch of hoops. So they are touchy about it.

But why do they expect the troon holocaust? It's not just slanderous political rhetoric. They appear really to believe it's coming, despite the total lack of such a thing last time Trump was president.

All around drama and hysteria is built in to their way of life.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Shoulders look suspiciously broad, but you can’t really tell either way 100% from a pic like this.

At first, I thought it was an ugly woman but I checked """her""" Twitter and that's the only photo available plus it's filled with coomer shit so I'm likely to believe tranny

 

[The Lawgiver]

That's agender not agenda, dammit!

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Today I apparently just learned that pride flag Idpol fuckery bar flags stole the colorscheme of LEGO Blacktron II (which coincidentally are also similar colors to KF's UI)

 

[Fapcop]

At first, I thought it was an ugly woman but I checked """her""" Twitter and that's the only photo available plus it's filled with coomer shit so I'm likely to believe tranny

Yeah. Also note the hair, which just happens to be styled in a way that hides a possible very male hairline.

None of these things, or the stuff you mention, is a tell in itself, but when you add them all up…

 

[Surfin Terf]

Yeah. Also note the hair, which just happens to be styled in a way that hides a possible very male hairline.

None of these things, or the stuff you mention, is a tell in itself, but when you add them all up…

All I need is this massive dinnerplate hand

 

[behindyourightnow]

That’s cultural appropriation of Latino’s.

In all seriousness with it he probably saw the beads and the crucifix and thought it was just something a girl would wear not knowing he looks like a colossal retard

Whenever a crossdressing man's fashion choices don't make sense, you must look at their age and consider the type of woman they were fixated on in their formative teenage years. They almost always dress to imitate that woman, not a woman their own age in their current time period, Remember, their idea of being a woman is based on sexual fantasies.

He's in his late 30s, so we can assume that girls were probably wearing rosaries as necklaces around the late 90s or early 2000s, and his fantasies have never moved on.

Meanwhile, troons on Bluesky are still coping with the fact that even the pronouns-in-bio crowd on Bluesky can't stand them now (no archive because it's sign-in only)





Joke's on them, though. This beautiful lady is too hot for all the haters!

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

Apparently that post is by a well-known troll and the mods just allow them to do whatever, even if it breaks their own rules. Feels a bit disingenuous to post obvious trolls here. The subreddit mods are the ones we should be laughing at for allowing it.

I don't know how we're so certain he's a troll. They claim he is, yes, but what indication do we have that he's not completely earnest?

Her account is full of rather over-the-top stories:

I'm sure there's a hint of truth in all of her stories, but I am confident that they are all heavily embellished. I wonder if the other "characters" in her anecdotes would even recognize themselves.

i’m genuinely unsure if this is a natal woman or a troon.
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Shoulders look suspiciously broad, but you can’t really tell either way 100% from a pic like this.

(Also the head, suspicious possible moobs and fetish adjacent clothing would also suggest tranny.)

At first, I thought it was an ugly woman but I checked """her""" Twitter and that's the only photo available plus it's filled with coomer shit so I'm likely to believe tranny

There are not enough puzzle pieces in the universe for you two, Jesus Christ. Get your eyes checked.

 

[Vampirella]

Male facial features (eyebrows, eyes). Also that long upper lip was made for a mustache.

Troons have the biggest bushiest eyebrows.

 

[Syikeblade]

Pooner's hate being called man apparently

 

[batteredpancakes]

A little pooner called Noah is being bullied by a taller FTM. Link

Spoiler: Text

Being a trans guy sucks and i hate it and i hate everyone
Tw for mild nsfw and transphobia ig idk

The other day some tall trans guy laughed at my height, which is like ok fuck you then you're no better, you're still trans. It just made me kinda angry, realizing even trans people will be shitty about my height. Not only do i have to be trans and bi, i also have to be short, have small ass hands and shoulders, small teeth and a very high voice. Being small is cute on girls but on guys its a joke. The only big thing about me is my stomach, which isn't cool or attractive. I wish i could just die and be born again as a real dude this time. Sure i could still be short but at least I'd be cis. At least I'd have a dick and deeper voice and a normal fucking puberty. I fucking hate everything about being trans. Literally everything. And, nsfw, i don't even have a prostate. Vagina stuff sucks and makes me uncomfortable idgaf.

Oh great !!! I'm trans!!! I get to be neither a real guy and not a real gay person either !!! Awesome!!!! My parents will never love me this is wonderful. I kinda absolutely hate everyone who enjoys this stupid ass bullshit. I feel like they're lying to me. I'll never be happy living like this. I don't feel like i fit with the other trans people. What reason do i have to be cheery and glad that I'm a freak of nature? Should i be glad 98% of people see me as a stupid chick with a gay guy fetish? Yea sure im real fucking thankfull, I'll even parade around with a rainbow flag. Everything i do is just a stupid fucking joke. I'm a joke. Even staying in the closet is stupid and pathetic. I have the choice between being a weak joke and half a man or a sad bitter woman. Thank you lord for that.

Her sister is also a pooner and her stepsister is an enby.

Spoiler: I feel bad that my brother is trans

i just wish only one of us was trans. Both of us being like this just raises so many eyebrows. Certainly our family caused this right? Or maybe I'm copying him, or he's copying me, right? Hey maybe it's my mom's fault. My step sibling (not related to us) is nonbinary. What kind of family is that? Is the dog gay too? Or maybe we all fell for a trend!! Maybe its our mom's genes. I like how supportive he is though. Hate how our mom uses him being trans agaisnt me though.