Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Fatrick's confirming that there won't be any additional geeklets.

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At least Patrick is admitting that he'll never have another child as the vax decreased sperm count, morphology, and DNA fragmentation.

He also doesn't know what he's talking about as usual. LOL Those engagements nearly 60k people and no one gives a shit
 
In the running for Patrick's worst linguistic tic (I wouldn't go so far as to call it a 'catchphrase') is probably his "You don't get to have an opinion" line. To think that this midwit buttergolem is any kind of arbiter of intellectual discourse is hilarious. It also speaks immensely to the true nature of his (immense) character.
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Holy shit vaxxed 5 times? How could anyone say that with a straight face let alone actually get poked five times.
I got it once so I wouldn't get kicked out of the university and lose all the money I spent on it and got a blood clot. After that I never bothered. It's just another cold like virus so why bother? I don't even bother with the flu vaccine. A runny nose wont kill you.
 
MovieBob is worse for me. I can gleefully spend an afternoon reading dozens upon dozens of tweets (which is sometimes what Terminally Online Tomlinson will put out) of Patrick childing his toilet or whatever other antics he gets up to, but more than five minutes exposure to Bob just makes me MATI.
I guess that's probably because Fat, being obviously completely unhinged, doesn't really offend the onlooker. People just point and laugh, and wonder what the actual fuck went wrong and when.

Blob, on the other hand, is way more insidious than that. He may be a coper, but he's in control enough when he's cruelly shitting on people. And that makes him worse than Schizo Rick.
 
@AutoClownMaker I don't disagree in the whole, there's a lot of nuance involved in discussions of guns, hunting, etc among folks who know what they're talking about and are having a discussion in good faith (neither off which applies to Pgtits Tomlinson). This all started when I pointed out that the shooters pop having a AR-15 for deer hunting didn't make any sense to me, but that could just be my own biases at work as I dont know anyone IRL who uses a 556 Ar-15 for deer hunting.
Fatrick hunts small game (Rabbits, squirrels, Birds) with 308 from short range
 
I'm pretty sure that I've been poked more for blood tests and phlebotomies than Pat has for COVID vaccines. There's a point when getting multiple vaccines for one illness is overkill.
I took only two drugs for my heart for the doctors to be like "yup, that will keep you alive and you'll finally get some sleep". I can't imagine having to come in every six months or whatever to get another killshot. "Please come in six months from now if your Phizor shot hasn't killed you yet so we can try again!" For fuck sake's just come to Canada and sign up for MAID already.
 
I took only two drugs for my heart for the doctors to be like "yup, that will keep you alive and you'll finally get some sleep". I can't imagine having to come in every six months or whatever to get another killshot. "Please come in six months from now if your Phizor shot hasn't killed you yet so we can try again!" For fuck sake's just come to Canada and sign up for MAID already.
The Vax is safe and effective anyone who says otherwise is a nazi
 
I don't want to sperg out on the gun stuff too much. Anyone who remembers what fats proudly did to his Glock 23 knows he's full of shit. Unless I missed some update, the shooter wasn't using any optics, just iron sights. A city block is usually 100 yards. Imagine trying to line up rifle sights, under pressure, to get rounds close, but ultimately miss someone's head at more than 100. Titty Rick is dumb.

I haven't been able to verify it, but I saw multiple people claim that the rifle was DPMS. That brand is widely considered shit tier. Who knows? From the picture I saw, it looked totally basic. No free float handguard. No optics. Basic ass looking trigger. There are a lot of factors involved, but a rifle, like any other machine, has mechanical limitations. If all these things are true, and my understanding is correct, an excellent shooter should be pretty happy averaging a 3 inch group at 100 yards. Again, no way to get that close and miss intentionally.

I could go on with the 600 yard pipe dream and talk about combat zeros, but what's the point? Rick is fat, and no one wants to have sex with him. I would not fart in Boxcar Nikki's vagoo.
 
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