Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

This instagram video is nearly a week old, I'm just uploading it because it's addressed "to the trolls" which makes me immediately think of Chris Chan.

Also BJ has a SPECIAL REPORT on the area where Trump was shot at. I find it especially funny for her to do a "man on the street" correspondence while wearing a "pretty princess" costume that I think a 14 year old girl would be embarrassed by. Like come on lady I'll give you a break with the sequins cat ears because anyone could just throw those on to be funny but act your age.

TBH I don't know a damn thing about fashion maybe this is a dress 30 year old women can wear and look fine in. But that silly pom pom mic just makes it scream arrested development. BJ is the girl you wind up having in your bed after a wild night of partying, thinking you did okay and then realizing you made a grave mistake.
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This instagram video is nearly a week old, I'm just uploading it because it's addressed "to the trolls" which makes me immediately think of Chris Chan.
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Also BJ has a SPECIAL REPORT on the area where Trump was shot at. I find it especially funny for her to do a "man on the street" correspondence while wearing a "pretty princess" costume that I think a 14 year old girl would be embarrassed by. Like come on lady I'll give you a break with the sequins cat ears because anyone could just throw those on to be funny but act your age.
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TBH I don't know a damn thing about fashion maybe this is a dress 30 year old women can wear and look fine in. But that silly pom pom mic just makes it scream arrested development. BJ is the girl you wind up having in your bed after a wild night of partying, thinking you did okay and then realizing you made a grave mistake.
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TSW entire demographic is BPD women, and probably creepy men, who probably think what she wears is “cute and quirky” but it’s creepy af to sane people.

Grown women donning cutesy clothes appropriate for the under 15 set should set off all the red flags. TSW reminds me of a 2024 version of Betty Davis in Whatever Happened to Sweet Baby Jane.
 
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Elaborate ruse to obfuscate him trooning out.

>Bro I’m getting implants
That’s gay fuck off
>Jokes on you it’s all a part of my epic prank
So you’re not getting implants?
>No I am but it’s a prank
That’s still gay faggot
>I-i’m getting them removed a few weeks later totally edgy prank am I right dude

He’s not getting them removed, then he’s going to pull a dick snipping prank.
 
Nikki & her mom are both deadbeat retards in their own way & this shit gets me MATI.
Nikki for wanting to stay in LA despite not being able to afford it and dragging her son along with her.
Her mom because for fucks sakes woman, yeah you're old, but step the fuck up. You're still a parent and grandparent. Do whatever you can to get her out of LA, offer her room and board you dumb broad. "But she's an adult" yes ok and? You're still her fucking mother and Phoenix's grandmother.
Step the fuck up you greasewad,grifting piece of shit old hag.

But of course, dunking on a mentally gone meth head for being a deadbeat is more important than providing a safe environment for your fucking grandson right?
 
I’m not going to post a picture because I like and respect you guys too much, but have you ever noticed how Bam’s little troon skeleton creature has two very pronounced veins running vertically from her brow ridge up the entire length of her forehead? They almost look like antennae to me. It’s very gross.

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Changed my mind. Here’s a picture of her in a cheap wedding dress from a month or two back placed in spoiler tags below. It’s so gross to me. Also attached is some weird zombie thing she and her bad boy husband took for some movie where the veins are miraculously missing. She tries very hard to keep photos angled from distances so you cannot see this and often attempts to soften it up in shitty mobile application picture editors. Looks at her shoulder, lol. Also, Bam’s face is completely devoid of all of the pock marks.

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I’m not going to post a picture because I like and respect you guys too much, but have you ever noticed how Bam’s little troon skeleton creature has two very pronounced veins running vertically from her brow ridge up the entire length of her forehead? They almost look like antennae to me. It’s very gross.

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Changed my mind. Here’s a picture of her in a cheap wedding dress from a month or two back placed in spoiler tags below. It’s so gross to me. Also attached is some weird zombie thing she and her bad boy husband took for some movie where the veins are miraculously missing. She tries very hard to keep photos angled from distances so you cannot see this and often attempts to soften it up in shitty mobile application picture editors. Looks at her shoulder, lol. Also, Bam’s face is completely devoid of all of the pock marks.

Wow those feel like Bad AI generated images ala Will Smith eating spaghetti.

TMZ is reporting that Nikki is on the cusp of being BTFO’d. I’d say congrats to Bam but more like Ape and Phil Margera have done a good job protecting their lucky tardson.
 
Steve O's stunts are just sad now. When he was fucked up on drugs he could at least have the excuse of being blackout drunk or on PCP but getting double D breast implants while 100% sober is just mentally ill and not in a funny way. It's like the kid in middle school would eats dog shit off the ground for attention because he has a bad home life.
hahahaha yeaaaaaah dude, would it be funny if i just got fake tits dude. for my next trick, i'm going to put on a dress and makeup as a joke hahahaha yeahhhhhhh.

my name isn't steve-o anymore, it's Lilith
 
Her mom because for fucks sakes woman, yeah you're old, but step the fuck up. You're still a parent and grandparent. Do whatever you can to get her out of LA, offer her room and board you dumb broad. "But she's an adult" yes ok and? You're still her fucking mother and Phoenix's grandmother.
I’d wager grandma has offered to let them move in but Nikki wants to live in LA. She’d rather couch surf than move back home and give Phoenix some real stability.

I’d say a lot of it hinges on child support. It costs a lot more to raise a child in LA, so Nikki can claim she needs more support if she’s living in LA, with LA costs, rather than Sacramento or some other area that’s not absurdly expensive. Contributing towards shelter/ rent is a factor in child support determinations and it’s going to be sky high for LA County for even average to shitty housing.

One can only wonder at her “friends” or community in LA. It really is the worst city on planet earth. The idea of single mom couch surfing with a six year old boy in that city is horrifying. I’m assuming it’s a gross exaggeration and Nikki has some friends in LA willing to put her up, hoping she ends up with some Bam bucks in the near future.
 
I’m not going to post a picture because I like and respect you guys too much, but have you ever noticed how Bam’s little troon skeleton creature has two very pronounced veins running vertically from her brow ridge up the entire length of her forehead? They almost look like antennae to me. It’s very gross.

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Changed my mind. Here’s a picture of her in a cheap wedding dress from a month or two back placed in spoiler tags below. It’s so gross to me. Also attached is some weird zombie thing she and her bad boy husband took for some movie where the veins are miraculously missing. She tries very hard to keep photos angled from distances so you cannot see this and often attempts to soften it up in shitty mobile application picture editors. Looks at her shoulder, lol. Also, Bam’s face is completely devoid of all of the pock marks.

Forehussy.
 
Steve O's stunts are just sad now. When he was fucked up on drugs he could at least have the excuse of being blackout drunk or on PCP but getting double D breast implants while 100% sober is just mentally ill and not in a funny way. It's like the kid in middle school would eats dog shit off the ground for attention because he has a bad home life.

Steve-O getting implants is hilarious

Remember when Steve-O turned down shoving a toy car up his butt and Ryan Dunn stepped in and did the job. How times have changed. Personally it should be filmed for the next Jackass film like this:
Honestly, it feels like Johnny Knoxville be the only one in that group that still has a solid head on his shoulders, even if it’s just to realize that the crew is getting old and some of the shit being done may not come off as funny but just sad.

Also, to my knowledge, the most he’s ever said about Bam was hoping he’d get better.
 
Steve O's stunts are just sad now. When he was fucked up on drugs he could at least have the excuse of being blackout drunk or on PCP but getting double D breast implants while 100% sober is just mentally ill and not in a funny way. It's like the kid in middle school would eats dog shit off the ground for attention because he has a bad home life.

Just remember, fellow Kiwis, no matter how shitty and sad your life is right now, at least you aren't Bam Margera getting fake knockers...
 
Steve O's stunts are just sad now. When he was fucked up on drugs he could at least have the excuse of being blackout drunk or on PCP but getting double D breast implants while 100% sober is just mentally ill and not in a funny way. It's like the kid in middle school would eats dog shit off the ground for attention because he has a bad home life.
I watched both of his comedy specials and hes desperately trying to relive his glory days without drugs, it really is even more sad to watch then this news story imo, like I maybe went ooh and ahh maybe once or twice because it was really shocking as he showed himself getting a vasectomy as a start of his trooning out along with shitting on his wife but thats just steve o.
he talks more about it in this clip:
 
It's a fucking shame, man. Tony Hawk is getting older but aging with grace and dignity, still doing what he loves and selling turmeric powder to boomers. But Bam's so fucked up he's constantly detoxing just so he can get a bigger buzz when he retoxs later, and he can't even stand up on a skateboard anymore. Let alone do tricks.
 
I’d wager grandma has offered to let them move in but Nikki wants to live in LA. She’d rather couch surf than move back home and give Phoenix some real stability.

I’d say a lot of it hinges on child support. It costs a lot more to raise a child in LA, so Nikki can claim she needs more support if she’s living in LA, with LA costs, rather than Sacramento or some other area that’s not absurdly expensive. Contributing towards shelter/ rent is a factor in child support determinations and it’s going to be sky high for LA County for even average to shitty housing.

One can only wonder at her “friends” or community in LA. It really is the worst city on planet earth. The idea of single mom couch surfing with a six year old boy in that city is horrifying. I’m assuming it’s a gross exaggeration and Nikki has some friends in LA willing to put her up, hoping she ends up with some Bam bucks in the near future.
I agree with part of that but part of it is that having to leave LA to some means she didn’t “make it.” To a white trash aspiring alt girl model like Nasty Nikki, nothing beats Los Angeles. LA is the Thot Mecca. To someone that image obsessed, it is better to couch surf than find stable accommodations outside of LA. That sounds pretty stupid but a high school dropout like Nikki does not have a future that isn’t working at Dollar General or cutting hair if she moves away. While I’m not slagging those professions, Nasty Nikki would find it humiliating and a fate worse than crashing on couches. This shows a profound lack of forward thinking because she’s going to wear out her welcomes or have to do things like have sex to sleep over. I think she assumes the Margeras will not let it come to that and will just pay but it’s not their problem. I suspect Phil and April will eventually take custody of and raise Phoenix.
 
I’m not going to post a picture because I like and respect you guys too much, but have you ever noticed how Bam’s little troon skeleton creature has two very pronounced veins running vertically from her brow ridge up the entire length of her forehead? They almost look like antennae to me. It’s very gross.

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Changed my mind. Here’s a picture of her in a cheap wedding dress from a month or two back placed in spoiler tags below. It’s so gross to me. Also attached is some weird zombie thing she and her bad boy husband took for some movie where the veins are miraculously missing. She tries very hard to keep photos angled from distances so you cannot see this and often attempts to soften it up in shitty mobile application picture editors. Looks at her shoulder, lol. Also, Bam’s face is completely devoid of all of the pock marks.

damn son that's Tyler Reks!!
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I’d wager grandma has offered to let them move in but Nikki wants to live in LA. She’d rather couch surf than move back home and give Phoenix some real stability.

I’d say a lot of it hinges on child support. It costs a lot more to raise a child in LA, so Nikki can claim she needs more support if she’s living in LA, with LA costs, rather than Sacramento or some other area that’s not absurdly expensive. Contributing towards shelter/ rent is a factor in child support determinations and it’s going to be sky high for LA County for even average to shitty housing.

One can only wonder at her “friends” or community in LA. It really is the worst city on planet earth. The idea of single mom couch surfing with a six year old boy in that city is horrifying. I’m assuming it’s a gross exaggeration and Nikki has some friends in LA willing to put her up, hoping she ends up with some Bam bucks in the near future.
There’s something profoundly ironic and sad about both of them wanting to hurt the other, but both of them just mainly hurting their kid by not giving him stability. She absolutely needs some coverage for the kid, and I also understand (even if it’s not a good idea due to his substance abuse etc) that Bam has a desire to be with his kid and win custody rather than paying his ex. However it’s their kid who gets to grow up in chaos over this shit, because both of them feel justified in taking things to the edge because they feel like the other party needs to make things right. In any case I hope the dispute gets settled soon so the kid can have a goddamn home, and daily routine again.
 
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