🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Near]

>Outright says he will bet on a team
>Team fails
>Heh. Morons thought I bet on that team to begin with! You can't stop me or hold me accountable anyway, I'm hidden in a hole in Mexico.

As you can see, Ralph's word holds so much value. No wonder America First is very eager to get him back on Cozy.

 

[Axiom.]

He also lost $500

Like Ralph betted, he wants to LARP like he's still big ballin with the catboys

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

god damn he's such a faggot. "I actually WANTED to have my kids taken away and get beat up in Portugal and I actually made myself short on PURPOSE and I have a small dick on PURPOSE to troll you idiots hahah! I win!" he squeals in his little metal rusthovel, completely alone.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph doesn’t even have $100 I bet

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Joke's on them, I was just pretending to be a bipedal hog.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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So was Piggy...
A) Too broke to bet?
B) C&S about placing a loosing bet?

You KNOW that answer.

of course it’s “yes”.

 

[Hypervitaminosis]

He Lives!


Just to spite you, biches.
T-A

 

[Muppetstudios]

T/A

"Interesting"


Edit: late from @Hypervitaminosis

 

[Cad an Hell]

Doubt he even remembers most of it!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

There is a 0% chance Ralph remembers anything that happened after the two hour mark of the stream.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Doubt he even remembers most of it!

Yeah he was very tired from the internet not working very well

 

[AltisticRight]

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T/A

"Interesting"


Edit: late from @Hypervitaminosis

That's your 80k follower Xitter account.

 

[Pale Empress]

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I have no idea who Josh Denny is (according to a search he's a failed comedian who used to host a food based reality show in the mid 00s).

 

[Humongous Faggotous]

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I have no idea who Josh Denny is (according to a search he's a failed comedian who used to host a food based reality show in the mid 00s).

Much like Ralph, Josh Denny is a fat retard. He’s also a failed comic (and Uber driver) who is trying to glom onto the sector to try and get some fans. He was dick riding Gavin Macinnes and Anthony Cumia the past couple of years but I believe they dumped him ungracefully so Denny has since turned to Dick and Vedo to save his failing career. And I’m assuming that’s how he met Ralph. Denny is one of Mike David’s (Redbar Radio) major fools. I’d recommend checking out Redbar for the lore around Denny, he’s been covering him (and his failures) for a decade at least.

 

[Look--an Alien!]

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I have no idea who Josh Denny is (according to a search he's a failed comedian who used to host a food based reality show in the mid 00s).

A GRAND! YOU HEAR THAT ALAWGS?

All it took was shaving a decade off his remaining time in that fetid husk he calls a body

 

[Mynameisdark]

After the first pill stream Ralph was so embarrassed he genuinely considered retiring from streaming. 6 years later and it's become a bi-monthly occurrence.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

That's because he is blacked out while he takes his L.

 

[AltisticRight]

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I have no idea who Josh Denny is (according to a search he's a failed comedian who used to host a food based reality show in the mid 00s).

>Josh Denny
Who?
>1 grand
Where?
>L
That's your entire life.

 

[Rage Pig]

Always funny to see how far the Gunt lore has proliferated on Talmudic Network BAP Twitter

 

[Rage Pig]

"No experience with professional wrestling" - yeah, that's the number one qualification you want for your VP. What is wrong with this cretin? Did he learn this in his failed poly sci studies?