Geekthulhu
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He went from Cog... to Nog. Seems about right.
Orbiter 🇬🇧 Johnathan Isaac Harrison (and his family) / Cog City / "Jobless Johnny" / Cognitive Thought - Unemployable British cuckold, doxed himself on UberEats, alleged paedophile who now admits to having sex with a 17-year-old when he was 21, seethes on X all day about Ethan Ralph, married to a Punjabi Porkchop. Now the Bri'ish Jerry Springer show.
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He went from Cog... to Nog. Seems about right.
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Wrong in every detail, stalker. I do not shit in a bucket, that is only your delusion. Enjoy prison.
Festivus
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I don't know why, but the AI seems to always, without fail, make him black or Indian if given enough time. I wonder if it's because Mrs. Cog styles his facial hair now
Also I'm back in the saddle and we're live! Today is going to be a HUGE show! I've given Cog about an hour's head start so I can watch at 2x speed. We're going to be watching the Boogie vs. Metokur stream! You might think "there will be a lot of pausing and cogmentary, so surely we'll just be watching the meat and potatoes of the stream", but nope!
I already want to kill myself. Cog is alogging me again with this boring horseshit. I can't be bothered caring about anything Boogie does. I still don't even know the difference between him and Mundane Matt. Depressing fat funko pop collector did something bad? Huge shock. Maybe watching a few hours of Daddy Jim telling him that he doesn't have cancer will make me a believer in Boogiegate. Today's topics
Boogie2988 VS Destiny & Mister Metokur On Lolcow Live & Boogie Confirms That He Faked His Cancer
Fill up that chat!Showtime! Cog is here, and greets his chat. Everyone is saying o7. Cog says "oh seven" back to them without saluting.
Before we dive into the Boogie stuff, we have to sit through more fucking Steel Toe.
Froggy Aaron says that Ethan Ralph is a "pro wrestler". Cog debunks this claim, stating that Ralph can not do gymnastics.
Aaron might be more boring than Boogie, so I'm just tuning him out and watching Cog touch his face again. There's a lot of beard stroking action today.
DING! Maya donates $10 with a link to some kind of courtroom Zoom meeting video. Chat is confused, and has no idea what they're watching. Cog explains that it is simply "Maya Media", and sings a little "Maya Media" jingle. He strokes his beard and watches in silence. $10/100!
The video ends, and he sings his jingle again. Maya Media is an iconic part of all Cog streams.
Now we're getting into the Boogie stuff. Cog calls Boogie out for not deleting his Youtube account. Riveting shit. DING! Another dono with a link! It's the new Cog's World music video "Not Broke". "They made a video about me taking a day off?" Cog is facepalming. Chat is throwing tomatoes. Everyone fucking hates this video!
They can't all be winners! $20/100
Yay! Wifey logged into her second account to send in a superchat. $28/100
We're starting a bit before the point of the stream when Destiny joins. Since Cog couldn't have been there himself to destroy Boogie with facts and logic, we'll be watching some other boring nerd do it.
As expected, we're just watching this 3 hour stream without a lot of cogmentary. Sometimes Cog pauses to talk about how obvious it is that Boogie is faking his cancer. I think he needs to have some more empathy for his fellow grifters. Maybe pretending to have cancer is just part of Boogie's brand and character. Is it really that much different from Cog pretending to hate coffee?
The cogheads are a clever bunch. They're on to Boogie. I wonder what other dark secrets these great minds will uncover. But first, a smoke break! $33/100
We're back! Someone in chat asks why he doesn't just use a vape instead of going out to smoke. "I'm not smoking nicotine, bro." Cog confirms that he steps outside to smoke his weed because "there's a child in the house. Do you know how many people already bitch and cry at me because they think I smoke indoors? And now you're telling me to SMOKE INDOORS?" He strokes his beard triumphantly after this impromptu debunking.
DING! $38/100
Chat fucking hates Jennifer. She dared to call out the smoke breaks. She is clearly new and doesn't know Cog's World etiquette nor how integral the smoke breaks are to Cog's overall mood on stream. She'd better fall in line before she gets eaten alive.
Watching Cog watch this Boogie stream is my own personal hell. I could leave any time, but it's what I deserve. The people on the video are reading webmd to debunk the cancer, and Cog pauses every now and then to agree with them. Luckily Gramit is here to break up the monotony with a Smoke and a song request. He wants to hear a Cognificent choon. $43/100!
This one is a cover he recorded of a Barbra Streisand song. Sounds like he just sang over a cheap karaoke instrumental. Cog is vibing and dancing around to his own track, lipsyncing the words.
"Ah, what a choon... Alright, back to fake cancer!"
Lolcow Live is so boring that even Cog is distracted playing with his phone. It's just a bunch of fat guys arguing about cancer. I wish youtube could play at 3x speed.
We're finally nearing the Metokur segment. We need to be good and high for this, so it's time for another smoke break! Light it up!
Back and resuming the VOD. The single soda pop he's been sipping is not nearly enough mukbang cogtent for the 2 hours we've been watching. Surely he's getting hungry...
SHOW US THE MEDICAL RECORDS BOOGIE
Jim is now on the stream. Before we get too far though, Cog posts his links in chat and tells everyone to donate if they hate cancer. Cyber Taz is the biggest cancer alog out there! He donates a HUGE 5 memberships! DING DING DING DING DING! $68/100
The video is still paused from the dono, and he's going on a little rant about Boogie being sad and pathetic. He states that if he were to get cancer, he wouldn't tell anyone. Personally, if it were me, I'd probably tell people, but I'm a weak man. That's why I watch and look up to stronger-willed individuals like Cog, who actually have integrity.
It's only been like 20 minutes since they last stepped out to blaze those trees, but wifey wants a toke, so we're tokin'! Smoke break!
Cog is back and high as hell, rambling about his break music. He really loves the gay ass electro swing. The song is called "Flip Top Box", which causes him reminisce about his first cigarette. I think he forgot what he was doing. There's still like 10 more hours to go of this Boogie vid. JUST UNPAUSE IT, STONED ASS
We've finally found our way back to Boogie. Cog has been staring at the screen with this look on his face for the last 2 minutes.
Chat appreciates watching Jim in hushed reverence. When Jim speaks, we all listen. Snivles donates 5 smokes! We're so close to smashing level 1 now! $93/100
Now Maya comes in with a $10 dono and a link to a clip from FLCL. Level 2 is SMASHED! $103/200
Nobody in Cog's World has seen FLCL before. Maya describes it as "some weird ass old anime Doomer showed me". I don't even like anime and I've seen that entire series like 3 times in full. I wonder what other extremely well-known pieces of media the cogheads are unaware of.
Back to silently watching Boogie vs. Jim. It's really kind of sad that Cog is relegated to the sidelines like this, having to watch other people have arguments to then regurgitate into his own cogtent. When was the last time Cog had a guest on his show?
Boogie's depressive energy is only magnifying Cog's own. I'm gripped with a sort of existential dread watching this stream now. Life truly is chaos.. This stream wouldn't exist in a world that made sense. It's as if it's a set of funhouse mirrors, and all the fat guys on screen are twisted reflections of myself. I am watching this. I am no better. The realization sends a cold- OH SHIT HERE COMES A SHMOKE FROM G-RAM!
It's another FLCL clip. $108/200!
"What is this shit?" Cog is confused. This isn't Tank Police. Back to Boogie!
Nick Cruiser sends in a dono for some reason, bringing us to $125/200. Cog has barely said anything for the last few minutes. The fat guys are still arguing about cancer. This is legitimately so boring that I need to take a nap break. TO BE CONTINUED...
Before we dive into the Boogie stuff, we have to sit through more fucking Steel Toe.
Froggy Aaron says that Ethan Ralph is a "pro wrestler". Cog debunks this claim, stating that Ralph can not do gymnastics.
Aaron might be more boring than Boogie, so I'm just tuning him out and watching Cog touch his face again. There's a lot of beard stroking action today.
DING! Maya donates $10 with a link to some kind of courtroom Zoom meeting video. Chat is confused, and has no idea what they're watching. Cog explains that it is simply "Maya Media", and sings a little "Maya Media" jingle. He strokes his beard and watches in silence. $10/100!
The video ends, and he sings his jingle again. Maya Media is an iconic part of all Cog streams.
Now we're getting into the Boogie stuff. Cog calls Boogie out for not deleting his Youtube account. Riveting shit. DING! Another dono with a link! It's the new Cog's World music video "Not Broke". "They made a video about me taking a day off?" Cog is facepalming. Chat is throwing tomatoes. Everyone fucking hates this video!
They can't all be winners! $20/100
Yay! Wifey logged into her second account to send in a superchat. $28/100
We're starting a bit before the point of the stream when Destiny joins. Since Cog couldn't have been there himself to destroy Boogie with facts and logic, we'll be watching some other boring nerd do it.
As expected, we're just watching this 3 hour stream without a lot of cogmentary. Sometimes Cog pauses to talk about how obvious it is that Boogie is faking his cancer. I think he needs to have some more empathy for his fellow grifters. Maybe pretending to have cancer is just part of Boogie's brand and character. Is it really that much different from Cog pretending to hate coffee?
The cogheads are a clever bunch. They're on to Boogie. I wonder what other dark secrets these great minds will uncover. But first, a smoke break! $33/100
We're back! Someone in chat asks why he doesn't just use a vape instead of going out to smoke. "I'm not smoking nicotine, bro." Cog confirms that he steps outside to smoke his weed because "there's a child in the house. Do you know how many people already bitch and cry at me because they think I smoke indoors? And now you're telling me to SMOKE INDOORS?" He strokes his beard triumphantly after this impromptu debunking.
DING! $38/100
Chat fucking hates Jennifer. She dared to call out the smoke breaks. She is clearly new and doesn't know Cog's World etiquette nor how integral the smoke breaks are to Cog's overall mood on stream. She'd better fall in line before she gets eaten alive.
Watching Cog watch this Boogie stream is my own personal hell. I could leave any time, but it's what I deserve. The people on the video are reading webmd to debunk the cancer, and Cog pauses every now and then to agree with them. Luckily Gramit is here to break up the monotony with a Smoke and a song request. He wants to hear a Cognificent choon. $43/100!
"Ah, what a choon... Alright, back to fake cancer!"
Lolcow Live is so boring that even Cog is distracted playing with his phone. It's just a bunch of fat guys arguing about cancer. I wish youtube could play at 3x speed.
We're finally nearing the Metokur segment. We need to be good and high for this, so it's time for another smoke break! Light it up!
Back and resuming the VOD. The single soda pop he's been sipping is not nearly enough mukbang cogtent for the 2 hours we've been watching. Surely he's getting hungry...
SHOW US THE MEDICAL RECORDS BOOGIE
Jim is now on the stream. Before we get too far though, Cog posts his links in chat and tells everyone to donate if they hate cancer. Cyber Taz is the biggest cancer alog out there! He donates a HUGE 5 memberships! DING DING DING DING DING! $68/100
The video is still paused from the dono, and he's going on a little rant about Boogie being sad and pathetic. He states that if he were to get cancer, he wouldn't tell anyone. Personally, if it were me, I'd probably tell people, but I'm a weak man. That's why I watch and look up to stronger-willed individuals like Cog, who actually have integrity.
It's only been like 20 minutes since they last stepped out to blaze those trees, but wifey wants a toke, so we're tokin'! Smoke break!
Cog is back and high as hell, rambling about his break music. He really loves the gay ass electro swing. The song is called "Flip Top Box", which causes him reminisce about his first cigarette. I think he forgot what he was doing. There's still like 10 more hours to go of this Boogie vid. JUST UNPAUSE IT, STONED ASS
We've finally found our way back to Boogie. Cog has been staring at the screen with this look on his face for the last 2 minutes.
Chat appreciates watching Jim in hushed reverence. When Jim speaks, we all listen. Snivles donates 5 smokes! We're so close to smashing level 1 now! $93/100
Now Maya comes in with a $10 dono and a link to a clip from FLCL. Level 2 is SMASHED! $103/200
Nobody in Cog's World has seen FLCL before. Maya describes it as "some weird ass old anime Doomer showed me". I don't even like anime and I've seen that entire series like 3 times in full. I wonder what other extremely well-known pieces of media the cogheads are unaware of.
Back to silently watching Boogie vs. Jim. It's really kind of sad that Cog is relegated to the sidelines like this, having to watch other people have arguments to then regurgitate into his own cogtent. When was the last time Cog had a guest on his show?
Boogie's depressive energy is only magnifying Cog's own. I'm gripped with a sort of existential dread watching this stream now. Life truly is chaos.. This stream wouldn't exist in a world that made sense. It's as if it's a set of funhouse mirrors, and all the fat guys on screen are twisted reflections of myself. I am watching this. I am no better. The realization sends a cold- OH SHIT HERE COMES A SHMOKE FROM G-RAM!
It's another FLCL clip. $108/200!
"What is this shit?" Cog is confused. This isn't Tank Police. Back to Boogie!
Nick Cruiser sends in a dono for some reason, bringing us to $125/200. Cog has barely said anything for the last few minutes. The fat guys are still arguing about cancer. This is legitimately so boring that I need to take a nap break. TO BE CONTINUED...
I'm back and rejuvenated. This full stream is 6 hours long. Cog is testing my faith with this one, but I am loyal as they come and unshaken. LET'S WATCH SOME MORE COG!!
We're silently watching the video again, and Nicholas Kreuzer donates another $15! Thanks Nick! $123/200
Another dono! Links in chat. $125/200
DING! There are many cogheads, but few true Cog Bots. o7 to Graverobber787! $143/200
To add a bit of levity to the heavy discussion happening in the video, Cog plays some sad violin music. It really emphasizes how big of a crybaby Boogie is.
DING! More smokes! We're donating because we hate Boogie. Cog has no idea what a Stradivarius is. Strange. I assumed from all the Cognificent bangers that he is classically trained. $168/200
He is 'avin a laff at his own little Boogie jokes and pushing around the Boogies in his nose.
It appears that the Cog household has run out of Caribbean Crush, as Cog is now reduced to drinking a cuppa tea for his caffeine fix.
Or could he be secretly drinking some coffee?
Boogie is a whiny bitch who just wants sympathy money! As a funny gag, Cog plays his sad violin music and asks for sympathy money. He jokingly threatens to not return from the coming smoke break if there are no donations. Light it up!
There have been no new donations, but Cog is still back from smoking dank. Thank god. I would have been so sad if the stream ended without us having watched the remaining 4 hours of this Boogie stream.
FRESH COCGORD MEME JUST DROPPED! Cog loves this one.
Another $10 comes in from Maya! It's MAYA MEDIA TIME! $178/200
This Boogie stream is endless. Cog keeps pausing to read literally every message in chat. Time is moving so slowly. Oh good, time for another smoke break.
The break timer is still counting down, and the Birthday Boy has a surprise of his own waiting for Cog when he gets back.
No one receives their gifted memberships. Cog believes this is an error on Youtube's part. He goes on a rant about how much Youtube sucks. "They're a bunch of scamming little cunts like Boogie!" He pulls out his phone to shoot off a tweet at youtube support.
Cog is fucking pissed about this twenty five dollars. He adds it to the feeding fund and plays his Zelda victory music, but he's still visibly frustrated. If youtube doesn't fix this, the niece won't get her can of beans for dinner tonight.
Thankfully, Razgriz donates another $25 through paypal. The "Little One" is not around at the moment, but I'm sure she'll be brought on to thank him personally at some point. $229/300!
Cog once more interrupts the Boogie stream to show youtube support's response to his tweet.
He's mad again. The people need their memberships. Youtube must pay for this.
5 more gifted memberships come in, but he doesn't notice because he's angrily tweeting.
When he does notice, he becomes further enraged, seeing that no one has received these memberships either. Boogie is forgotten. The new Big Bad of today's stream is Youtube itself. "It's just so annoying! How is there a cap on memberships! It's insanity!"
"IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"
He's ranting hardcore about how youtube is oppressing him. He is being censored. No one in the world has it harder than Cog.
It physically and spiritually pains Cog having to ask his audience to not gift memberships for today.
He's had enough. He announces that tomorrow, he'll be going back to restreaming on Rumble, the other site he hates using.
Times like these make me grateful for the amount of patience I have. Watching 5 hours of the most boring stream I've ever seen was all worth it for this cogtent. The last 40 minutes of this stream is pure anger over not immediately getting his fifty dollars.
Angrily reading the TOS. "YOU'RE ACTUAL FUCKING SCUM, YOUTUBE."
The on-screen browser has is frozen. Explorer.exe has stopped responding. Things are going downhill fast. The browser is restarted, and the ranting resumes.
"HOW AM I GOING TO HAVE 300 UNIQUE VIEWERS AND NO NEW MEMBERS"? The robots are indifferent to Cog's debunking.
He is accusing youtube of scamming him, and stealing his money. They're going to regret crossing the Cogster.
The show is now over. We went out with a bang! o7s!
Stream length: 5:44:48
Money added to the feeding fund: $254
Coffee consumed: none
Misc. mukbangs: 1 soda pop, 1 cuppa
Ralph references: N/A
Smoke breaks: 5
We're silently watching the video again, and Nicholas Kreuzer donates another $15! Thanks Nick! $123/200
Another dono! Links in chat. $125/200
DING! There are many cogheads, but few true Cog Bots. o7 to Graverobber787! $143/200
To add a bit of levity to the heavy discussion happening in the video, Cog plays some sad violin music. It really emphasizes how big of a crybaby Boogie is.
DING! More smokes! We're donating because we hate Boogie. Cog has no idea what a Stradivarius is. Strange. I assumed from all the Cognificent bangers that he is classically trained. $168/200
He is 'avin a laff at his own little Boogie jokes and pushing around the Boogies in his nose.
It appears that the Cog household has run out of Caribbean Crush, as Cog is now reduced to drinking a cuppa tea for his caffeine fix.
Or could he be secretly drinking some coffee?
Boogie is a whiny bitch who just wants sympathy money! As a funny gag, Cog plays his sad violin music and asks for sympathy money. He jokingly threatens to not return from the coming smoke break if there are no donations. Light it up!
There have been no new donations, but Cog is still back from smoking dank. Thank god. I would have been so sad if the stream ended without us having watched the remaining 4 hours of this Boogie stream.
FRESH COCGORD MEME JUST DROPPED! Cog loves this one.
Another $10 comes in from Maya! It's MAYA MEDIA TIME! $178/200
This Boogie stream is endless. Cog keeps pausing to read literally every message in chat. Time is moving so slowly. Oh good, time for another smoke break.
The break timer is still counting down, and the Birthday Boy has a surprise of his own waiting for Cog when he gets back.
No one receives their gifted memberships. Cog believes this is an error on Youtube's part. He goes on a rant about how much Youtube sucks. "They're a bunch of scamming little cunts like Boogie!" He pulls out his phone to shoot off a tweet at youtube support.
Cog is fucking pissed about this twenty five dollars. He adds it to the feeding fund and plays his Zelda victory music, but he's still visibly frustrated. If youtube doesn't fix this, the niece won't get her can of beans for dinner tonight.
Thankfully, Razgriz donates another $25 through paypal. The "Little One" is not around at the moment, but I'm sure she'll be brought on to thank him personally at some point. $229/300!
Cog once more interrupts the Boogie stream to show youtube support's response to his tweet.
He's mad again. The people need their memberships. Youtube must pay for this.
5 more gifted memberships come in, but he doesn't notice because he's angrily tweeting.
When he does notice, he becomes further enraged, seeing that no one has received these memberships either. Boogie is forgotten. The new Big Bad of today's stream is Youtube itself. "It's just so annoying! How is there a cap on memberships! It's insanity!"
"IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!"
He's ranting hardcore about how youtube is oppressing him. He is being censored. No one in the world has it harder than Cog.
It physically and spiritually pains Cog having to ask his audience to not gift memberships for today.
He's had enough. He announces that tomorrow, he'll be going back to restreaming on Rumble, the other site he hates using.
Times like these make me grateful for the amount of patience I have. Watching 5 hours of the most boring stream I've ever seen was all worth it for this cogtent. The last 40 minutes of this stream is pure anger over not immediately getting his fifty dollars.
Angrily reading the TOS. "YOU'RE ACTUAL FUCKING SCUM, YOUTUBE."
The on-screen browser has is frozen. Explorer.exe has stopped responding. Things are going downhill fast. The browser is restarted, and the ranting resumes.
"HOW AM I GOING TO HAVE 300 UNIQUE VIEWERS AND NO NEW MEMBERS"? The robots are indifferent to Cog's debunking.
He is accusing youtube of scamming him, and stealing his money. They're going to regret crossing the Cogster.
The show is now over. We went out with a bang! o7s!
Stream length: 5:44:48
Money added to the feeding fund: $254
Coffee consumed: none
Misc. mukbangs: 1 soda pop, 1 cuppa
Ralph references: N/A
Smoke breaks: 5
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This is typical cog. Any chance he gets he will put metokur in the title which is sad because metokur hasn’t acknowledged his existence in almost 2 years.
Autischic
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it's his studio lights, how dare you suggest he would do it with a kid near by!
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Jobless Jonny is on a mass blocking spree. He is tired of people alogging him despite him alogging Ethan Ralph every single day for years. You would think he has some thicker skin.
I was sent this on X/Twitter by the same alog who posted that edit. It is the unedited clip. Proof that Cog does smoke inside.
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Sorry i had to delete and start over but yeah there is sunlight coming through the window. He’s such a fucking liar even when he is busted lying.
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an X/Twitter alog named anton sent a number of media donations to Cog via kofi (will have to clip later it is really funny) and Cog immediately tried to dox him via the information given to him by stripe.
Luckily anton appears to have used burner cards which also seemed to infuriate cog. I have looked into this and tested it myself to see what information Cog is given via stripe by kofi and it is
-IP address
-specific device being used
-the name on the credit card, the zip etc.
I’m shocked Cog would be stupid enough to admit he was looking at the information clearly in an attempt to dox someone who gave him money, even if it was to have a laugh at his expense.
Luckily anton appears to have used burner cards which also seemed to infuriate cog. I have looked into this and tested it myself to see what information Cog is given via stripe by kofi and it is
-IP address
-specific device being used
-the name on the credit card, the zip etc.
I’m shocked Cog would be stupid enough to admit he was looking at the information clearly in an attempt to dox someone who gave him money, even if it was to have a laugh at his expense.
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Every stream I decide to skip ends up being a banger. I had to take a mental health vacation yesterday after seeing Boogie in the show title again. Luckily the network of twitter alogs got some good clips.
All goals were smashed!
I know a lot of people are skeptical of Cog's ability to follow through with his stream goals, but check this shit out. The Ralphamale parodies are already here!
All goals were smashed!
I know a lot of people are skeptical of Cog's ability to follow through with his stream goals, but check this shit out. The Ralphamale parodies are already here!
Autischic
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Feels like this is just more jerk off material for Bunghole Tiger. A whole table full of food to mukbang, and a hidden photo of Cog looming menacingly over "The Little One" who Bunghole frequently sends gifts to. LOCK
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What is with the Bloodcoats and baked beans for breakfast. Also, that must be half a loaf of bread sitting on that fucking plate.I know a lot of people are skeptical of Cog's ability to follow through with his stream goals, but check this shit out. The Ralphamale parodies are already here!
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I had clipped the whole superchat smoking exchange but the audio fucked up. It was great.
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Some lovely pics of Cog that are completely different to Ralph and food pics that are definitely not awful looking.
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I think the ice cream man drew a set of balls on his cone and a flake (a '99 in bong speak). I'm a '99 purist, it should be plain vanilla ice cream with a Cadburys flake, strawberry syrup and nut nibs. This is brummie slop for pajeets and sandnigs.
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THIS WEEK IN THE COGNIVERSE!
SATURDAY:
2 streams! The first one, I attempted to "snipe". Bad idea. It went for 5 hours and was one of his most boring shows yet. There were no mukbangs, but lots of Steel Toe content. There was a solid 20 minutes of Cog debunking the new Steel Toe cohost's streaming setup. It may have been bleak for me, but the feeders still smashed the $300 goal, ensuring a snipe of Metokur's latest Boogie stream.
I didn't watch the snipe, but I assume there wasn't a lot of cogmentary. This second stream made an additional $150, bringing the feeding fund total to $502!
Combined stream length: 9 hours
SUNDAY
Show topic: Trump assassination attempt.
Stream length: 1:29:05
MONDAY
Show topic: Destiny seething and Ethan Ralph begging for money
Stream length: 2:45:59
Interesting seeing this emerging pattern of paypigs opening their wallets for 1 big goal, and then contributing nothing for the next few days until they get their paychecks.
TODAY
We're live! Show topics:
SATURDAY:
2 streams! The first one, I attempted to "snipe". Bad idea. It went for 5 hours and was one of his most boring shows yet. There were no mukbangs, but lots of Steel Toe content. There was a solid 20 minutes of Cog debunking the new Steel Toe cohost's streaming setup. It may have been bleak for me, but the feeders still smashed the $300 goal, ensuring a snipe of Metokur's latest Boogie stream.
I didn't watch the snipe, but I assume there wasn't a lot of cogmentary. This second stream made an additional $150, bringing the feeding fund total to $502!
Combined stream length: 9 hours
SUNDAY
Show topic: Trump assassination attempt.
Stream length: 1:29:05
MONDAY
Show topic: Destiny seething and Ethan Ralph begging for money
Stream length: 2:45:59
Interesting seeing this emerging pattern of paypigs opening their wallets for 1 big goal, and then contributing nothing for the next few days until they get their paychecks.
TODAY
We're live! Show topics:
Ethan Ralph Breaks His Restraining Order & Breaks His Sobriety Again (Another Sober Pillstream)
Fill up that chat!The show begins, and Cog is already excited to dive into Ralph's latest Pillstream. He reveals to his viewers that all donations this stream are TAX FREE! This is a satirical reference to something Ralph said last night, but you should still donate anyway.
Lucky Skunk re-subscribes! Cog accidentally triggers the fireworks and Mario music, then explains that he's pressing the wrong buttons because he's too excited. He finds the correct button. DING!
This is going to be an epic show. Cog estimates that it might go for 6 hours. Plenty of time to smash those goals! He keeps emphasizing how excited he is for this show. Ralph having a depressive meltdown is the best thing to ever happen to the Cogster.
DING! DING! "Enjoy your emojis!" $35/100
He's already so fucking happy.
Before we dive in, Cog shows us a video about Kahlua brownies. If we hit $300 by the end of the stream, Cog will be baking and eating these bad boys. LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Someone in chat has recommended a coffee protein shake. Cog watches a video about it, making exaggerated yucky faces.
He's going to stick with the brownies.
Enough coffee! Cog hates coffee! It's time for a topic he loves: Ethan Ralph. He shows 2 images of Piggy's gunt; one from a few months ago, and another from last night. "They are the same!" Weight loss DEBUNKED. Cog's World correspondent Bunghole Tiger has reported that Ralph has bed bugs. Cog pulls up an image and confirms this theory
Cog reminds us that today's donations are tax-free. Then he reminds us that it's a reference (in case we forgot) by playing the original Ralph clip.
DING! We love the new "tax free" meme here in Cog's World!
Jaymar donates through paypal with a link! It's a video about coffee cinnamon rolls. Cog has been denying us mukbangs for the last week, and the feeders are getting fed up. $60/100!
"Vile!"
Chef Red Panda donates with a song link! We're at the 30 minute mark, so it's the perfect time for a smoke break! $70/100
Back from the break and we're finally getting into the Pillstream. Ralph and Rand are arguing. Cog pauses every now and then to agree with Rand.
DING! Not Miku is already bored and wants to watch anime.
Cog drops some stars into his little bucket as the anime video plays. $95/100!
A few more minutes of Ralph vs. Rand, and we're at the 1 hour mark. Links in chat! Smoke break!!!!
Cog returns from getting baked with wifey, and already Jaymar and whoever the hell this is have donated a combined $10, smashing level 1 and bringing us to $105/200!
Jaymar's dono came with a link to another coffee video. This one is coffee bacon.
We are once more reminded that donations are tax-free. This joke will never get old. The links are in chat again. Back to Ralph!
The next 20 minutes or so are uneventful. Ralph and Rand are still arguing. Cog pauses to debunk Ralph every now and then. Links are in chat again. TAX-FREE!
Now Ralph is talking about the love of his life, Nora, leaving him. Cog plays his sad violin music and smiles cheekily as Piggy has a little cry.
We're at the 2 hour mark now. Smoke break!
Back again, and Cog is full of energy, ready to laff at Piggy some more. He plays more of his sad violin music, pauses to mock Ralph with his cowboy voice, then plays a meme video.
Another dono from Jaymar! It's a clip from Inception.
Ding! Another song link! Cog plays it as he goes for his second smoke break in 10 minutes. $122/200!
Back and laffin at Ralph some more. The Gunt has Cushing syndrome. We are looking at a diagram of a fat guy with Cushing syndrome.
This was a nice little moment.
Ralph is saying some more sad stuff now. Cog is playing his sad violin music again. Lots of funny recurring jokes in this episode. I hope he says "tax-free" again soon.
DING! More Maya Media coming through! It's a rap song Cog made about Ralph. Cog joyfully sings along. $132/200!
He's REALLY into it. This man is a born performer. Can we set a goal to get him down to the nearest rap battle?
Cyber Taz is loving this live performance. He donates 5 memberships as Cog sings "ooooh" in his angelic falsetto. DING DING DING DING DING! $157/200
Since the $150 goal has been smashed, Cog announces that he will be mukbanging an energy drink live on air! This, of course, is another reference to Ralph's latest stream, where he drank an energy drink. I'm excited for future goals like "ironically" releasing revenge porn and "ironically" moving to Mexico.
Cog is nutting in his pants listening to Ralph have a cry over sad violin music. He promises a second stream if we go over 6 hours. He has never been this excited in his life.
Another dono! M Towers recognizes that what we are watching is in fact a tragedy. $170!
Cog doesn't have the energy drink yet, but he promises that he'll be sending wifey out to the shop to fetch it for him. He has chat vote on which brand he will mukbang, and aggressively scratches his beard.
Wifey helps out before going off to do her errands.
Links are in the chat again. We're $30 away from smashing level 2!
M Towers is coming for Jaymar's title! Links in chat! $175/200
Wifey has phoned in from the convenience store and is naming every brand of energy drink she sees in the refrigerated section.
Bunghole Tiger, despite having sent in 0 donos this stream, is making demands. He's still Cog's right hand man though, so Cog orders wifey to bring back 1 of each flavor of the "Explosive" brand of energy drink, presumably because it will generate more burps for Bunghole to goon to.
Wifey is back with the drink. Cog shows it off while Bunghole throws dollar bills at the cheap whore he pays for pornography. $195/200
Cog is going to be burping and brapping all night for his loyals fans. We're in for a wild ride!
Scratch scratch.
If we hit the $250 goal, the absolute madman will be mixing BOTH energy drinks into the same glass for tonight's epic mukbang. Cog truly has the best job in the world. I used to mix all the sodas from McDonald's into 1 cup as a kid, and no one ever paid me two hundred dollars for it. Cog is living out all his childhood dreams. This must be why the haters seethe so much.
He plays a little song and scratches his beard, waiting for more donos to come in.
Time to give one a try! Bottoms up!
Cog is studying the can now. He's really smart so I'm sure he knows what all the big words in the ingredients list mean.
Must be safe and healthy. Big sips!
DING! Level 2 is SMASHED! Soon we will witness a double energy drink mukbang. This is almost as exciting as watching Ethan Ralph clips. $205/300
We've hit the 3 hour mark! Time for another smoke break! Light it up!
Immediately after returning, Cog is hit with another $15 paypal dono! We are once again reminded that these donos are TAX-FREE. Haha. $220/300
Watching more Ralph. Links are in chat. Cog clearly just wants to mix these 2 drinks together, but he's holding off until more donos come through. He urges his viewers to donate and scratches his beard some more. That thing must be itchy as HELL.
Links are in chat again. We need to smash this goal FAST. He is insisting that they will combine into a "purple drank".
$222/300!
DING! Scratch. Video. Ralph fat. $227/300
A few more minutes of Ralph, then we're at 3 hours. Links in chat again! Smoke break #6!
We're back, and Ralph is still fat!
Piggy is so gross. Personally I like to watch Cog because he's wholesome and hygienic, unlike the rest of the sektur.
Thanks M Towers! We are now inching closer towards the "purple drank". $232/300
Mrs. Cog has a media request of her own! It's the fan-favorite video for "Welcome to the Cuppaverse!", the official Cog's World theme song! Cog mukbangs some chocolate and sings along.
Links are in chat again. We're so close to smashing that goal!
$237/300! $13 more! PURPLE DRANK! PURPLE DRANK! PURPLE DRANK!
Pigger tits is on drugs. Links are in chat again.
A wild wifey appears! She wants to go out for a quick toke. Cog looks up at her as if she is an angel beckoning him through the gates of Heaven.
Before we go, Snivles superchats $13! "Someone" else comes in with 4 Smokes!
With the goal smashed, Cog combines his energy drinks. It's not purple at all. He takes a sip.
"The mix is weird." What a reaction. I hope the feeders are pleased with their $250 reward. Time for that smoke break!
2 donos come in as soon as Cog gets back. We're only $11 away from a "total Cog victory". $289/300
Total Cog Victory! Level 3 is smashed! We're getting the brownie mukbang! $300/400
Fireworks are going off. The Pokemon theme is playing. Chat wins!
Mr. Vickers is here now. He loves watching Cog watch Piggy squeal.
Vickers will have to wait a bit, because the show is ending. Cog will be returning in 15 minutes for a "part two" of this epic stream. Hold your o7s because we'll be right back!
Stream length: 5:23:48
Money added to the feeding fund: $300
Coffee consumed: none
Misc. mukbangs: 1 coca cola, 1 powerade, 2 C4 energy drinks, 1 chocolate bar
Ralph references: plentiful
Smoke breaks: 7
Lucky Skunk re-subscribes! Cog accidentally triggers the fireworks and Mario music, then explains that he's pressing the wrong buttons because he's too excited. He finds the correct button. DING!
This is going to be an epic show. Cog estimates that it might go for 6 hours. Plenty of time to smash those goals! He keeps emphasizing how excited he is for this show. Ralph having a depressive meltdown is the best thing to ever happen to the Cogster.
DING! DING! "Enjoy your emojis!" $35/100
He's already so fucking happy.
Before we dive in, Cog shows us a video about Kahlua brownies. If we hit $300 by the end of the stream, Cog will be baking and eating these bad boys. LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Someone in chat has recommended a coffee protein shake. Cog watches a video about it, making exaggerated yucky faces.
He's going to stick with the brownies.
Enough coffee! Cog hates coffee! It's time for a topic he loves: Ethan Ralph. He shows 2 images of Piggy's gunt; one from a few months ago, and another from last night. "They are the same!" Weight loss DEBUNKED. Cog's World correspondent Bunghole Tiger has reported that Ralph has bed bugs. Cog pulls up an image and confirms this theory
Cog reminds us that today's donations are tax-free. Then he reminds us that it's a reference (in case we forgot) by playing the original Ralph clip.
DING! We love the new "tax free" meme here in Cog's World!
Jaymar donates through paypal with a link! It's a video about coffee cinnamon rolls. Cog has been denying us mukbangs for the last week, and the feeders are getting fed up. $60/100!
"Vile!"
Chef Red Panda donates with a song link! We're at the 30 minute mark, so it's the perfect time for a smoke break! $70/100
Back from the break and we're finally getting into the Pillstream. Ralph and Rand are arguing. Cog pauses every now and then to agree with Rand.
DING! Not Miku is already bored and wants to watch anime.
Cog drops some stars into his little bucket as the anime video plays. $95/100!
A few more minutes of Ralph vs. Rand, and we're at the 1 hour mark. Links in chat! Smoke break!!!!
Cog returns from getting baked with wifey, and already Jaymar and whoever the hell this is have donated a combined $10, smashing level 1 and bringing us to $105/200!
Jaymar's dono came with a link to another coffee video. This one is coffee bacon.
We are once more reminded that donations are tax-free. This joke will never get old. The links are in chat again. Back to Ralph!
The next 20 minutes or so are uneventful. Ralph and Rand are still arguing. Cog pauses to debunk Ralph every now and then. Links are in chat again. TAX-FREE!
Now Ralph is talking about the love of his life, Nora, leaving him. Cog plays his sad violin music and smiles cheekily as Piggy has a little cry.
We're at the 2 hour mark now. Smoke break!
Back again, and Cog is full of energy, ready to laff at Piggy some more. He plays more of his sad violin music, pauses to mock Ralph with his cowboy voice, then plays a meme video.
Another dono from Jaymar! It's a clip from Inception.
Ding! Another song link! Cog plays it as he goes for his second smoke break in 10 minutes. $122/200!
Back and laffin at Ralph some more. The Gunt has Cushing syndrome. We are looking at a diagram of a fat guy with Cushing syndrome.
This was a nice little moment.
Ralph is saying some more sad stuff now. Cog is playing his sad violin music again. Lots of funny recurring jokes in this episode. I hope he says "tax-free" again soon.
DING! More Maya Media coming through! It's a rap song Cog made about Ralph. Cog joyfully sings along. $132/200!
He's REALLY into it. This man is a born performer. Can we set a goal to get him down to the nearest rap battle?
Cyber Taz is loving this live performance. He donates 5 memberships as Cog sings "ooooh" in his angelic falsetto. DING DING DING DING DING! $157/200
Since the $150 goal has been smashed, Cog announces that he will be mukbanging an energy drink live on air! This, of course, is another reference to Ralph's latest stream, where he drank an energy drink. I'm excited for future goals like "ironically" releasing revenge porn and "ironically" moving to Mexico.
Cog is nutting in his pants listening to Ralph have a cry over sad violin music. He promises a second stream if we go over 6 hours. He has never been this excited in his life.
Another dono! M Towers recognizes that what we are watching is in fact a tragedy. $170!
Cog doesn't have the energy drink yet, but he promises that he'll be sending wifey out to the shop to fetch it for him. He has chat vote on which brand he will mukbang, and aggressively scratches his beard.
Wifey helps out before going off to do her errands.
Links are in the chat again. We're $30 away from smashing level 2!
M Towers is coming for Jaymar's title! Links in chat! $175/200
Wifey has phoned in from the convenience store and is naming every brand of energy drink she sees in the refrigerated section.
Bunghole Tiger, despite having sent in 0 donos this stream, is making demands. He's still Cog's right hand man though, so Cog orders wifey to bring back 1 of each flavor of the "Explosive" brand of energy drink, presumably because it will generate more burps for Bunghole to goon to.
Wifey is back with the drink. Cog shows it off while Bunghole throws dollar bills at the cheap whore he pays for pornography. $195/200
Cog is going to be burping and brapping all night for his loyals fans. We're in for a wild ride!
Scratch scratch.
If we hit the $250 goal, the absolute madman will be mixing BOTH energy drinks into the same glass for tonight's epic mukbang. Cog truly has the best job in the world. I used to mix all the sodas from McDonald's into 1 cup as a kid, and no one ever paid me two hundred dollars for it. Cog is living out all his childhood dreams. This must be why the haters seethe so much.
He plays a little song and scratches his beard, waiting for more donos to come in.
Time to give one a try! Bottoms up!
Cog is studying the can now. He's really smart so I'm sure he knows what all the big words in the ingredients list mean.
Must be safe and healthy. Big sips!
DING! Level 2 is SMASHED! Soon we will witness a double energy drink mukbang. This is almost as exciting as watching Ethan Ralph clips. $205/300
We've hit the 3 hour mark! Time for another smoke break! Light it up!
Immediately after returning, Cog is hit with another $15 paypal dono! We are once again reminded that these donos are TAX-FREE. Haha. $220/300
Watching more Ralph. Links are in chat. Cog clearly just wants to mix these 2 drinks together, but he's holding off until more donos come through. He urges his viewers to donate and scratches his beard some more. That thing must be itchy as HELL.
Links are in chat again. We need to smash this goal FAST. He is insisting that they will combine into a "purple drank".
$222/300!
DING! Scratch. Video. Ralph fat. $227/300
A few more minutes of Ralph, then we're at 3 hours. Links in chat again! Smoke break #6!
We're back, and Ralph is still fat!
Piggy is so gross. Personally I like to watch Cog because he's wholesome and hygienic, unlike the rest of the sektur.
Thanks M Towers! We are now inching closer towards the "purple drank". $232/300
Mrs. Cog has a media request of her own! It's the fan-favorite video for "Welcome to the Cuppaverse!", the official Cog's World theme song! Cog mukbangs some chocolate and sings along.
Links are in chat again. We're so close to smashing that goal!
$237/300! $13 more! PURPLE DRANK! PURPLE DRANK! PURPLE DRANK!
Pigger tits is on drugs. Links are in chat again.
A wild wifey appears! She wants to go out for a quick toke. Cog looks up at her as if she is an angel beckoning him through the gates of Heaven.
Before we go, Snivles superchats $13! "Someone" else comes in with 4 Smokes!
With the goal smashed, Cog combines his energy drinks. It's not purple at all. He takes a sip.
"The mix is weird." What a reaction. I hope the feeders are pleased with their $250 reward. Time for that smoke break!
2 donos come in as soon as Cog gets back. We're only $11 away from a "total Cog victory". $289/300
Total Cog Victory! Level 3 is smashed! We're getting the brownie mukbang! $300/400
Fireworks are going off. The Pokemon theme is playing. Chat wins!
Mr. Vickers is here now. He loves watching Cog watch Piggy squeal.
Vickers will have to wait a bit, because the show is ending. Cog will be returning in 15 minutes for a "part two" of this epic stream. Hold your o7s because we'll be right back!
Stream length: 5:23:48
Money added to the feeding fund: $300
Coffee consumed: none
Misc. mukbangs: 1 coca cola, 1 powerade, 2 C4 energy drinks, 1 chocolate bar
Ralph references: plentiful
Smoke breaks: 7
Cog is back, and the stream is already off to an amazing start. Mrs. Cog has brought Mr. Cog "some chicken sandwiches and some crisps" to mukbang for us. A cheeky cheese string too! And a Milky Way. And some Doritos. The feeders must be ecstatic.
"Some weird looking curry!"
CHOMP
SCRATCH
HONK
o7s!
Stream length: 1:25:50
Money added to the feeding fund: $19
Coffee consumed: none
Misc. mukbangs: 1 sandwich, 1 energy drink
Ralph references: many
Smoke breaks: 0
"Some weird looking curry!"
CHOMP
SCRATCH
HONK
o7s!
Stream length: 1:25:50
Money added to the feeding fund: $19
Coffee consumed: none
Misc. mukbangs: 1 sandwich, 1 energy drink
Ralph references: many
Smoke breaks: 0
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- Joined
- Oct 11, 2018
Dan took Cog to pound town and now he's going camping!
It looks like the feeders' funds were exhausted on Tuesday's show. Yesterday was a bust.
Cog also posted a hilarious Ralph parody photo to twitter. It got 8 likes! Not too shabby!
This photo is such a perfect parody of Ethan Ralph that the fans don't even understand the satirical nature of it. Another Cog W!
It looks like the feeders' funds were exhausted on Tuesday's show. Yesterday was a bust.
Cog also posted a hilarious Ralph parody photo to twitter. It got 8 likes! Not too shabby!
This photo is such a perfect parody of Ethan Ralph that the fans don't even understand the satirical nature of it. Another Cog W!
- Joined
- Nov 26, 2016
100% store bought slop, the absolute state of the Bri'ish.Cog also posted a hilarious Ralph parody photo to twitter. It got 8 likes! Not too shabby!
Ethan Ralph has the superior torta. Another Ralphamale W.