Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Masks won't save her - you get even one back tooth pulled out, you have to deal forever more with a gap that is way more prone to bad breath, if you don't spend fucking ages doing new and annoying and awkward to reach things to clean it. Food can get stuck etc. And we know that she hasnt been up on her dental hygiene.
Losing one tooth by the age of 35 is not terrfifc these days but is factorable and understandable. 4 all at once is awful.

The healing process is gonna be the absolute worst for her. Teeth holes stink, the dissolvable stitching they use does. Her new, aireated mouth will just stink now as a matter of course, meaning masks are permanently gonna be gross to wear.*
you know what, guys, i think i'll call the dentist tomorrow. it's been a while since ive had an appointment *sigh* (:_(
i wonder if the toothless arc has anything to do with her weird herbal toothpaste phase where she sought out non-fluoride, non-minty toothpaste (i know mintiness isn't a factor in teeth health but wanting unflavored toothpaste just personally seemed weird to me so that's why it sticks out on my mind)
 
i wonder if the toothless arc has anything to do with her weird herbal toothpaste phase where she sought out non-fluoride, non-minty toothpaste
I was doing a little research about this last night because I wanted to try organic toothpaste that had less strong of a flavor but doesn't have fluoride or SLS in it. Technically, you don't need toothpaste at all to clean your teeth - it's more about the abrasive brush than the paste. You can get fluoride in other ways such as drinking water with fluoride in it.

But I bet that Staph's toothbrushing habits are about on par with her other hygiene standards, and there's no way she drinks water.
 
Yeah, cavities are mostly caused by sugar (as we probably all get told as kids, lol). You can literally clean your teeth with sticks, reeds and bone picks for them to stay healthy enough for most people. Sadly, certain meds such as penicillin can permanently damage someone's teeth for a lifetime, and there's little they can do about their brittle teeth. Having several cavities within about two years and requiring three teeth to be pulled is absolute negligence on Staph's part. She could dramatically reduce her teeth problems by consuming less sugar, or by using mouth wash throughout the day if she's too stupid to brush. I'm an oldfag and I only ever lost one tooth that broke somehow. No biggie. Having several pulled in your 30ties??? Come on....

Staph, how you gonna stay sexy for your ghost boyfriends if you look like an old hag?
 
oth that broke somehow. No biggie. Having several pulled in your 30ties??? Come on....
Malnutrition can be an issue when it comes to bone and teeth health. It's hard to build a sturdy scaffold if you don't have the right materials. A lot of kids that grew up post WW2 in my country had poor nutrition because there just wasn't enough food around to be picky about quality. It's pretty common for people born from the mid 1940s to the 1960s to have trouble with their bones and teeth, especially when they began to age.

In Staph's case, she is a FAS baby, and I doubt that her bio mum was all that concerned about maintaining a healthy diet during pregnancy either. Staph was likely always going to have a certain amount of trouble with her teeth, but I've no doubt that her diet, hygiene, and testosterone supplements aren't helping her any.
 

How long has she had Siggy? And already shes on the 7, maybe 8 on the chart when she was 4/5 before rehoming. That cat has no chance with Staph, she correlates food with love, ergo more food more love.

Where's the stick with little thing on the end? Where's the cat tree or shelves? Something to enrich her mind over her body?
 
How long has she had Siggy? And already shes on the 7, maybe 8 on the chart when she was 4/5 before rehoming. That cat has no chance with Staph, she correlates food with love, ergo more food more love.

Where's the stick with little thing on the end? Where's the cat tree or shelves? Something to enrich her mind over her body?
She mentioned having a box of cat toys at one point because her dad was unhappy about her getting a cat (because she can't keep her hovel clean) before she presumably threatened to commit die because he wouldn't get her a cat and he caved. Personally, I would've let her die. Siggy would've gone to a loving home with people who care for her properly.

Anyway, my point was, she does have cat toys somewhere. She's not going to play with the cat though, because that involves her actually moving her body, and I don't think she's going to get any other shit for the cat because she's selfish. I wouldn't be surprised if her dad is buying the cat food and litter.
 
She mentioned having a box of cat toys at one point because her dad was unhappy about her getting a cat (because she can't keep her hovel clean) before she presumably threatened to commit die because he wouldn't get her a cat and he caved. Personally, I would've let her die. Siggy would've gone to a loving home with people who care for her properly.

Anyway, my point was, she does have cat toys somewhere. She's not going to play with the cat though, because that involves her actually moving her body, and I don't think she's going to get any other shit for the cat because she's selfish. I wouldn't be surprised if her dad is buying the cat food and litter.
YES I CANNN HAVE A CAT, DADUHHH- I'VE ALREADY GOT THE CAT TOYS SO WHATT?!!? GET ME A CAT NOOOOOOOOOW

I wonder how many hours into this delvolving into sobbing and whinnying they got to the bargain part where she swore she'd be sensible on the Internet while crossing her fingers.. I wonder if Pa frig felt any shame or paranoia when he was picking it up for her from the place, deceiving the cat ladies.

Would she would even want a cat if she was somehow magically banned from mentioning it online, making stupid profiles for it? I dont really get it, it's not like anyone responds to any of her shit anyway, especially the cat stuff.

We should all make dentist appointments in honor of staph.
Positive lolcowism.
 
I am morbidly curious how her smile will look after the extractions. Her teeth have always had a bit of an odd look, but I can't imagine them shifting at all will be an improvement. Unrelated, but I don't believe she has had braces correct?
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Not sure if it's just genetics, FAS face or if she's doing it on purpose but she has this weird narrow smile that makes her look, well, retarded. Now combine that with the neckbeard she's grown on T and the extra face weight, minus some teeth... losing them will probably only turn her into more of a goblin than ever.
 
Not sure if it's just genetics, FAS face or if she's doing it on purpose but she has this weird narrow smile that makes her look, well, retarded. Now combine that with the neckbeard she's grown on T and the extra face weight, minus some teeth... losing them will probably only turn her into more of a goblin than ever.
She has retarded South Park mouth, it really annoys me about her.
 
So with all her past begging for funbucks and patch sales, does financial help for the dentist just not seem to be a priority? Or the reasonable thing to attempt to crowdfund for? Enjoy the empty sockets girl, your husbandos are going to love that.

And talking about how she's going to pay out of pocket, lol. You mean your parents are.
 
Not sure if it's just genetics, FAS face or if she's doing it on purpose but she has this weird narrow smile that makes her look, well, retarded. Now combine that with the neckbeard she's grown on T and the extra face weight, minus some teeth... losing them will probably only turn her into more of a goblin than ever.
I was fond of other users referring to it as a drawstring mouth. I don't believe she had much corrective work done on her teeth, she has an overbite which seems to lead to her almost always having her mouth open. She's self-conscious of this and it's probably why she puts on that unattractive, smug face for most selfies.
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Also, that really is her smile that she has no control over unfortunately.
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So with all her past begging for funbucks and patch sales, does financial help for the dentist just not seem to be a priority? Or the reasonable thing to attempt to crowdfund for? Enjoy the empty sockets girl, your husbandos are going to love that.
I think the great irony is that she probably would have had a dental plan/insurance if she had chosen to continue working. Instead she went on disability and now needs three teeth yoinked.
 
I was fond of other users referring to it as a drawstring mouth. I don't believe she had much corrective work done on her teeth, she has an overbite which seems to lead to her almost always having her mouth open. She's self-conscious of this and it's probably why she puts on that unattractive, smug face for most selfies.
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I think she looks like Arseface from Preacher.
 
She's been pretty boring, I imagine she's hiding away on her pedo Discord. According to sources, her degenerate Blusky account has no new content, just reposts of slutty trannies.
Anyway, here's some scraps of other things:
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You standing next to anyone would 'wig them out' but not for being a trans pagan. No one would know that by just looking at you. You just look like a stinky fat ogre and that would make people shift away from you.

A bit of context first:
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Staph doesn't have a vagina today.

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No one needed to know that.

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Is she offering a sloppy BJ to the person who showed a grandad how to twerk? A sloppy BJ? Gross. Not with that pinhole mouth.

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AYYYYY! WHOOP WHOOP! Also I think we tend to call larp on everything else about her more than her pagan shit.

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I would love for her to become a Twitch streamer. It would be a great arc for her.

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Oh, hi! I love how she always looks like she's smiling. I hope she's happy.

Going back through the thread via the old screenshots posted, I found this old gif someone made. I thought I would repost it, because we seem to be fixated on her gross mouth at the moment.
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I would love for her to become a Twitch streamer. It would be a great arc for her.
Does she realize you can like… buy those headphones and not be a streamer? Like, you can get them just to personally enjoy them… wild, I know.

No one needed to know that.
Some people never took books and just read the back of shampoo bottles over and over again, as if the ingredient list is actually that interesting… or the Reader’s Digest. Good times. This is a non-problem, Staph, you just are basically humble-bragging you’re smarter because you read BOOKS and not INTERNET.

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also she’s super upset about the fictional graphic animal death in a movie, again

the dissonance of her ”edgy cannibal rapist serial killer” persona and her wubbly “oh no animal hurt” self is… a lot to juggle
 
Does she realize you can like… buy those headphones and not be a streamer? Like, you can get them just to personally enjoy them… wild, I know.

This. This right here is the essence of Stephanie Cianfriglia - a FAS baby without a sense of self. She can't simply enjoy anything without outside validation, because she's not a person with the capability to internalise anything, or to not broadcast her every single whim and random thought. She exists merely through feedback from outside sources, and the moment she is unable to overshare or post every single brain fart of hers she will be utterly distraught, because without an audience there is simply nothing there but severe mental and emotional disconnect.
 
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I would love for her to become a Twitch streamer. It would be a great arc for her.
What's stopping her? She already posts public videos of her rambling. Could she not wear kitty ear headphones during those? Is it because she'd never figure out how to set up a stream in a million years, never mind that her masters degree licensed social worker druid Lokiwife self is above playing vidya (read: can't)?
 
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