Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
ctually, I don't know if that's a good example. It was established much earlier in the thread that under Minnesota rules, you are entitled to one (1) judge change, no questions asked, if requested within a certain time (30 days from assignment?). I think they had to grant his request under the strict letter of the rules.
I think it's somewhere between 7-10 days (leaning towards 10 IIRC), but it is on a short deadline relatively speaking. I think Nick sent in his request to get the judge changed less than 10 minutes before the deadline ended, because he's a fucking sped.

I want his new judge's assignment to bite him harder in the ass because avoiding pussy liquor to be fucked even harder by a fucking Boy Scout (pretty sure the judge is a Scout) would be funny.
 
Something I noticed on a recent Elissa Clip of him was that he said the police executing a search warrant and finding drugs in his bedroom isn't a fact yet, and that it won't be a fact until if and when the government can prove it in court.

Every dumb nigger in jail insists that they're innocent -- and technically they are, until they're proven guilty. But I have no doubt whatsoever that the government will be able to prove their case effortlessly. They've got witness testimony from people who did cocaine with him, they've got evidence from him appearing wasted on his livestream with coke all over his fucking nose, they've got evidence of his kids testing positive for cocaine -- and they've got multiple packages of drug and drug paraphenalia.

This stupid cunt is just deluding himself. He's got that belief of the long-term entitled that the regular rules don't apply to them. Nobody who does this shit for a living would believe that he stands a snowball's chance in hell of an acquittal -- Alex Baldwin regardless.
 
This stupid cunt is just deluding himself. He's got that belief of the long-term entitled that the regular rules don't apply to them.
He could scarcely do more to telegraph his guilt. He's been one step away from hollering like drunken Ralph at the haters and Gubmint for awhile.
 
What is it with cuckolds lecturing others about masculinity

The cuckolds who lecture about masculinity mistakenly believe they are highly evolved/enlightened males that have transcended social convention, morality, and sexual norms in general. An extension of the "you just can't handle my lifestyle bro" cope when confronted as a way of making their sexual deviance seem enlightened, desirable, and even an act of power since they chose it.

The reality is they are just weak "men". Slaves to their own degrading passions.

I'm working on the more complete backstory of Nick and his channel. It will put things like this to rest. I am starting back in 2017 and working forward.

You may find this helpful. Nick went into more detail during a stream on November 26, 2022. The gist is the same as what's in your OP but there are a few more details:

Nick was able to address how he has changed over time. For example, not swearing was "cute" but not Nick and implied to be bad because it wasn't "authentic". Nick started talking about relationships a lot more because of people like Drexel, Legal Mindset, and Branca telling Nick that he doesn't understand the dating market and that "triggered" Nick.

The turning point, according to Nick, was a discussion with Drexel and Lead Attorney where Nick said that women don't complement men on their looks (link to YouTube stream).

Nick claims that after that women really responded to his message and he interpreted this as validation for his insight on relationships. The stream Nick referred to was in August 2022 though and Nick was already oversharing by that point in addition to female engagement boosted from the Depp trial. Given how highly Nick values positive feedback from black people (including feedback pertaining to his wife), it is more likely that it was validation from Lead Attorney that gave Nick more confidence.

Nick ends by saying that the show is made for his own entertainment.



Nick also noted that during his 5-year celebration stream someone made a comment (which he pinned) that Nick should focus on the theme of his show, which was law. Nick denies this and claims that the law aspects of his show are circumstantial and "it hasn't been a law show for the last three years if not longer" (so, at this time, since at least 2019) and claims that the show was really about him. If true, Nick sincerely believed that people watched the Rittenhouse, Depp, etc. trials because of him.

Nick also says that he gets honest when he drinks, which hurts any "I didn't mean it, I was drunk when I said it" excuse. Nick's advice to lawtubers was to develop their own show/persona outside of law topics to keep it from being boring. Nick's brand is himself, and if people don't like it, they can leave. Nick can only do what Nick wants to do.

Nick calls their cat Ninja a "fag" for not coming over, and then goes into how his numbers are three times the income when he is doing a show he likes. Nick also describes a show where he wasn't into it and made no money. Nick then describes how there are times when he's been into it and made less because the audience was "too engaged" (viewer count stayed up).

Mandy interrupts and Nick changes topics.



So yeah, not exactly new, but there are some more details there from Nick as to how he changed and why.
 
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Your time is short Nick. Rogaine cannot spare you what is to come. Norwood type 4 is nearly upon you

Repent, stop cooming ten times a day, and pray that the excess DHT you produce will show mercy to your scalp
 
Someone told me that if a man is balding in the front, he's a thinker. If he's balding on the back, he is a lover. If he is balding in both places, he thinks he is a lover.

Slick Nicky, old and tired, all but defeated, getting his slippery snek tattoo all finished up while regretting that "I Will Be Us" scrawl.
 
Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.

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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

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The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

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Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

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Of course, no Kayla in sight.
Balldo became bald.
 
Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.


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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

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The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

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I can't believe that he chose the worst of all options: waiting for the artist to come back to MN for an expo to get that shit finished. He spent a full year with that piece of shit on his right arm only to get it finished with April on his arm, proving once and for all that they're involved together. I've never seen IQ this off the charts before, I might have to adjust my scale's low end to account for this.

Edit: Also! This makes me rethink the common theory that Kayla's relatives were kicked out of the other house so April could move in. I propose that Kayla is the one who was moved out and April is the Big House Nigga Wife now. Our Wife ™️ was so thorougly cucked that she was moved to another house to cement how cucked she was.
 
Oh, it absolutely is. Does anybody actually disagree with this?

Barnes is doing the same thing with Nick that Nick did with Vic. Right down to selecting Nick's criminal defense attorney. Francis White wasn't picked out of a hat. He's a known Barneswalker, who works some distance away from Nick, but is willing toe the line on Barnes's horseshit. Barnes is also now in the main attack dog role towards Nick's online critics (just as Nick was towards Vic's).

It's actually kinda funny. I hope it ends in disaster too. Namely in the form of Nick getting destroyed by the judicial system, and Barnes never being able to live down the fact he supported this shitheel.
My retard theory is that White is taking orders directly from Barnes as a sort of proxy lawyer because our very SMERT pug faced boy figured out he can pull an advanced level Snipes by not even quitting representing him 3 seconds before the conviction but by 'technically' not representing him at all.

What I'm trying to say is that lolsuits have changed, they are no longer about False DMCA claims, ideologies, or snack trays. They're an endless series of proxy filings, filed by practicing and non-practicing retards.

Lolsuits--and their consumption of court resources--have become a well-oiled machine.

Lolsuits have changed.

Balldo-sponsored retards shit out balldo-sponsored filings, use balldo-sponsored gear. Pluripotent narcotics inside their bodies enhance and regulate their retardation.

Narrative control, orgasm control, emotion control, battlefield control... everything is monitored and kept under control.

Lolsuits... have changed.

The age of lawsplaining has become the age of cooming and copestreams, all in the name of averting catastrophe at the hands of scandinavian prudes, and he who controls the copestream, controls the narrative.

Lolsuits have changed.

When the balldoverse is under complete control, lolsuits become routine.
 
I can't believe that he chose the worst of all options: waiting for the artist to come back to MN for an expo to get that shit finished.

Someone said a long time ago that Nick's tattoos seem to be more "performance art" and being at the center of a public show getting them rather than actually caring about the tattoo itself. There is alot to that idea I think.
 
Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.

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Full caption:

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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

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The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

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Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

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Of course, no Kayla in sight.
Nick's marking April as his new concubine with tattoos
 
Just shave those wisps off Nick and grow out a big fuck you manly beard.

Also, as evidenced by your acquisition and domination of a younger women, you should start a support club where you dole out advice to other men. Share your wisdom so that others may follow you and enrich you. .
 
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