Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Canard]

I still find it amazing how Nick chose the impossible way to try to get out instead of the easy. Admit guilt, get the slap on the wrist, stay clean for what ever period CPS wants you to. And then be done with it...

Just can't let that degenerate life go now can he... And if he magically pulls through with this one, how soon will he be caught again?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

I only hope KCHHS is smart enough to condition the return of the kids on not hanging out with drug users. And they have this photo.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I only hope KCHHS is smart enough to condition the return of the kids on not hanging out with drug users. And they have this photo.

Never rely on CPS making a smart decision about returning kids to parents. They are physically unable to.

 

[Train Operator]

>going to lose a lawsuit to monty and have to pay him an obscene amount of money on top of the money he's already spent on his own lawyer

>hurdling towards getting divorce raped by the ruined bodied coke whore.

>has to pay for even more lawyers for his ongoing criminal case

>still not legally allowed to see his kids unsupervised.

yet this guy decided the best thing to do with his time and money is go get tattoos for him and his human fleashlight (who has already been divorced twice by the age of 30 and guaranteed to leave him the second she finds someone who is slightly more famous and can buy her more blow.) lol

i want so bad for his family to realize he's too much of a fuck up faggot and cut him off financially.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Of course, no Kayla in sight.

Someone had to babysit the kids.

 

[Harm]

>going to lose a lawsuit to monty and have to pay him an obscene amount of money on top of the money he's already spent on his own lawyer

>hurdling towards getting divorce raped by the ruined bodied coke whore.

>has to pay for even more lawyers for his ongoing criminal case

>still not legally allowed to see his kids unsupervised.

yet this guy decided the best thing to do with his time and money is go get tattoos for him and his human fleashlight (who has already been divorced twice by the age of 30 and guaranteed to leave him the second she finds someone who is slightly more famous and can buy her more blow.) lol

i want so bad for his family to realize he's too much of a fuck up faggot and cut him off financially.

What is this? A post for ants?

Just can't let that degenerate life go now can he... And if he magically pulls through with this one, how soon will he be caught again?

I'd give it another year and then he'd be busted again for something, at which point he'll drag them through the same bullshit.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Just shave those wisps off Nick and grow out a big fuck you manly beard.

Also, as evidenced by your acquisition and domination of a younger women, you should start a support club where you dole out advice to other men. Share your wisdom so that others may follow you and enrich you. .

And write an article about how empowering it is to have your wife/girlfriend sleep with other men.

At this point I’m expecting Kayla to be buried under some cement. Do we have any signs of life?

The old Lady Rackets and her ruined body is on the scrap heap.
The new Lady Rackets is doing quite well.

 

[Ghostse]

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake.

His prison boyfriend will appreciate having some art to look at while he's got Nick grabbing his ankles and squealing like a piggy

Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

AHHAAHAHAHAH literal fucking 3 wolf moon tattoo on her fucking forearm ahahahahahaha
I appreciate her giving the next guy she throws her coke polluted womb at a warning to run away.

No fucking way. She seriously got a three wolf moon tattoo? [ ...]

Holy shit, this bitch is basic.

Better video:

 

[Sharpeteer]

I can understand our local Kiwi police officer simping for our wife. At least in that instance, it's purely physical intention while thinking with the wrong head.

As far as I'm concerned, though, she is more pathetic than he is for allowing all of this to happen. Including being nowhere to be seen when he and the human fleshlight are out having the time of their lives.

He gets to live the perfect midlife crisis. Everything else be damned.

 

[Gorton Colu]

The new Lady Rackets is doing quite well.

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Lol at April who swam from a sunken ship to a currently sinking ship. Her options, obviously, must be few.

He gets to live the perfect midlife crisis. Everything else be damned.

It's doubtful and I couldn't care less about Kayla's plight now, but it's possible that she is moving on past the Balldo. Let Nick live it up til the moment everything completely crashes to the ground.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

Sure, at least until another drug dealer comes along and is willing to accept her fetid crotch as payment.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Great choice, April. I had a blanket with that same triple wolf design I picked up at a Wilco Travel Plaza in 1998. I can smell the Stuckey’s pecan logs now.

It’s still better than Lord Bald-do’s angy ghey snek, TBH.

If this isn’t a complete fat gold stamp on Nick hating his children and wife, I can’t imagine what else it would take.

 

[Sharpeteer]

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

Yes.

While I don't think for a second she'll have the capacity to restrain from sucking other dick in the meantime, I 100% believe she will come crawling back to him once he gets out.

Besides, according to the man himself, quote " My wife and I are monogamous." According to his own rules, swinging and having sex with other people do not violate the rules of his monogamous marriage, so she wouldn't be betraying his confidence by sucking other dudes off while he's away.

He is a reliable source of cocaine and dopamine, and he is completely stupid. So he'll deal with her.

 

[Chibitzen]

At this point I’m expecting Kayla to be buried under some cement. Do we have any signs of life?

Spoiler: How’s Kayla?

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Why maintain any semblance of monogamy at this rate. If something indeed not creepy is happening at his place of living, be honest at least so that at his audience is on the same page. His supporters already know his kids have access to his cocaine. He rebranded his show so many times just to get this dimwit audience, so might as well embrace it, as Aaron has.

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

She seems like the hysterical type who will end up on the other side with him or ending up in a psych situation with addiction further exacerbating anything preexisting. Nick was the solution to all her problems.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

And six months down the line, he's in exactly the same position and his kids are still in the care of the local authority.

Given the clock is ticking, he'll be that much closer to being stripped of his parental rights.

In other news, this is what 80 IQ looks like:

Random capitalization and misspelling "Tatoo" consistently is bad enough, let alone the lateness of those thoughts.

It’s still better than Lord Bald-do’s angy ghey snek, TBH.

His "do step on snek"? Cuckoldry and getting stepped on, the manliest hobbies.

Him being out with April and not Kayla though. NGL, Nick actually does work very hard... to be so damned hatable.

 

[TexOffender]

Rekieta did, in fact, get his snake worked on. And April did get some tattoos from her pinterest board done, according to this Instagram reel. The video is recorded below.

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One of his tattoos won an award. Stay tuned to see which one.

Some noteworthy highlights from the video:

April sat with Nick as he got work done on his snake. God damn, Nick looks bald.

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The tattoo artist looks like he would rather be anywhere else. His face says loud and clear, holy shit, this guy is insufferable.

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Inside April, there are actually THREE wolves. One wolf for each member of the throuple, perhaps?

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Of course, no Kayla in sight.

Next step for the midlife crisis will be a hair transplant. Oof it's looking bad.

 

[StannisTheMannis]

You all think April will wait for Nick to get out of prison?

Just flash a richer guy in front of her and Nick's an afterthought. She's that basic

She's the Palpatine of gold diggers; Nick is Count Dooku and the next guy is Vader. Blondie's biding her time until something 'better' comes along.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Just flash a richer guy in front of her and Nick's an afterthought. She's that basic

And looks clearly aren’t a consideration.

I just can’t get over the fact that Nick trashed his children’s family for a gutter slut who’s been rode hard, put away wet and looks as if she smells like it too. They really would have been better off if he’d killed himself than knowing he threw them all away for this FAS-looking no-class whore.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

I think he replaced qayla with april, it's over for our wife guys.

Or… a new beginning. I hear the ralphamale is single every other week.
Cocaine kayla does like to get hedonistic in exotic locales, why not visit mehico