DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Admittedly I'm not a mature adult with a business degree, but it feels like there's a flaw in the strategy of expecting one person to carry every stream. But what I do know is that someone will show up with a very generous tip tomorrow to make up for it, as bad behaviour always gets rewarded.
Seems as if he didn't learn the lesson of King Tut. Now imagine if Jordan would chargeback all his tips (don't do it, just let Phil seethe)

And Jesus that was a salt filled session. It almost seems as if thursdays are full of better players then mondays. Or they all gradually learn to play better against Bison. Plus him whining about "patter play" but then doing his "drive rush - slug slug slug psy mine" spiel is not a pattern? Plus him ranting about all Cammy players being bad and pattern players. well Phil then take Cammy and show us how to really play with her. hop to it!
 
My favorite compulsive liar Phil moment will always be him mentioning he used a handcart to move things up his stairs and then vehemently denying it later. Why even even lie about that? Why would you give a single fuck if people knew you had a hand cart?


Nothing will ever beat the 25 off camera push ups in 26 seconds, him remembering to sound out of breath halfway through was the cherry on top.
 
Trump got the ultimate Hogan pull last night. Phil must be seething
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"THAT WAS MIIINE!!"
 
The news section of the podcast today will be extra retarded if he talks about the cloudstrike stuff, yeah they shit the bed but Phil will surely have a smug answer about it (lifted from twitter in all likelihood)
Phils gonna say people just need to go outside and touch grass, hangout with friends and family and just relax away from technology isnt he
 
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Isn't Jordent OIC, it fits the OIC pattern...

Makes new sock
whales out
inflates phil's ego
pisses off phil
leaves phil
runs to farms/twitter/reddit/Doody
"Exposes" phil
Makes new sock..

shit like this is why I wonder who's more dented, Phil's fans or some detractors?

Take the "reemergency" this is what happens either when he has low support and he's not hailed the best gaymer on the planet because he beat a souls game weeks sometimes months after other streamers or isn't hails the best of the FGC cause in the time it took nearly any named streamer to get bison to master he was still struggling in D4 OR there's a marathon coming up.

Low on support and digital ass pats AND DSP's DSP coming suddenly an "issue behind the scenes I can't talk about but will keep bringing up in hopes that people ask me about it so I can play coy and be dramatic about how much this sets me back but I can't talk about this thing I keep bringing up right? right? ok!" followed by doody's 500 videos on the dumbest shit a nothing burger can be, again...for like the umpteenth time.

I watched a restream of the most complicated game in the world, SDV and they were going on and on and on about what could the reemergency be, diabetus, cancer, divorce, taxes, moving. It's literally nothing, like every other time before this one, FFS even his dents aren't buying the reemergencys since they haven't been the paydays they used to be.
 
Phil and Khet can't even do laundry. "When my wife does laundry, she has to stay there and watch it constantly for like an hour to 2 hours to make sure it works properly ".

Mike Clum missed an opportunity of a TLC level reality show. Retard couple with 100k/year.
To be fair I can see someone as low-IQ as Kat being mesmerized by spinning fabric behind a window. Phil probably has to lure her away with carrot cake so she’ll microwave his Hungry Man dinner for one.
 
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