📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

Coo Coo Bird said:
Tranny gets called called sir by the pharmacist, gets the brilliant idea of calling her sir back. That'll show her!
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And I am wearing a light pink women's tank top(with visible bra underneath) and nearly b-cups, women's shorts, and women's Keds shoes. I just don't know how this could still be confusing.....
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When will trannies realize that cup size doesn't mean anything when you're a giant fucking man? ( a )
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SnergenFlergen said:
That might just be the most desperate and bad-faith attempt at a smear I've ever seen. Leave it to an autistic troon to take a common saying absolutely literally.
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Sophie Molly is Poe's Law incarnate. If I didn't know his name and history all too well, I'd be convinced he was an elaborate but inelegant troll. I sort of wish he was, but also the fact that he gets no political traction makes him essentially harmless (at least on that front) and therefore very, very funny.
 
everybody in Portugal said:
If I didn't know his name and history all too well, I'd be convinced he was an elaborate but inelegant troll.
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I actually researched for several minutes before posting, just to make absolutely certain I hadn't fallen afoul of a troll or a doctored screenshot. Surely, I thought, there's no way someone could be that retarded knowingly or otherwise. Sadly it does seem that it is genuine, albeit now wisely deleted (presumably after Community Notes came knocking):

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This particular troon had hitherto flown under my radar- it's always nice to find a new amusing lunatic to keep track of. If that tweet is in any way indicative of his usual output, this is going to be one worth watching.

Back to the tweet in question, it reminds me of a quote I heard a while ago- I can't remember it exactly, nor who said, it but it broadly went something like "If you have to lie about your enemies in order to make them look bad, maybe they aren't as bad as you think". Something for Mr. Sophie to ponder.
 
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SnergenFlergen said:
I actually researched for several minutes before posting, as I was certain I'd fallen afoul of a troll or a doctored screenshot. Surely, I thought, there's no way someone could be that retarded knowingly or otherwise. Sadly it does seem that it is genuine, albeit now wisely deleted (presumably after Community Notes came knocking).

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This particular troon had hitherto flown under my radar- it's always nice to find a new amusing lunatic to keep track of. If that tweet is in any way indicative of his usual output, this is going to be one worth watching.

Back to the tweet in question, it reminds me of a quote I heard a while ago- I can't remember it exactly, nor who said, it but it broadly went something like "If your enemies are really that bad, you shouldn't need to lie about them to make them look bad". Something for Mr. Sophie to ponder.
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It's tough to believe if you're not already aware of him, but he's real and 100% serious, lol. He's the ex-Green Party candidate for one of the Scottish constituencies, but was deselected after calling JKR a 'torn-faced cow' among other delightful things. @Candidate No 7 keeps a decent eye on him, check their posts for a better rundown if you're interested. Particularly worth laughing at the music video/s he made — I'll edit a link in in a sec if I can find 'em.

edit: can't find the video here or in my collection of saved shit, sadly. With a bit of luck the OP will eventually read this and provide the links.
 
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Coo Coo Bird said:
Tranny seething that other people know that only women get periods:
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lol, dumb bitch probably thought period meant blood. Tuh! Imagine being that ignorant. Extra style points for the absurdity atrocity comment.
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These women have no idea what the trans period experience is, so they can’t speak on it. That’s why I as a man can say with certainty I experience periods. There was more funny in the comments, a few who almost got it lamenting that people think they’re all just coping and experiencing psychosomatic symptoms.
 
Squid Bitch said:
Assuming his reddit and twitter accounts both share the same username, he's got plenty of photos:
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Always a good reminder not to use the same username on different platforms, lest you be easily found out.
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I think I've brought this up before but ever so often I've stumbled upon a chinese tranny accounts on twitter to notice this trend and they are always living in Australia and going to uni here.
I just can't imagine some poor chinese factory worker sending your eldest son off to Australia for an education and he comes back 6 months later like this.

Does this happen to the Indians who come to our unis as well? I've not really noticed many indian troons in comparison despite them being basically the incel race.
 
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lol, dumb bitch probably thought period meant blood. Tuh! Imagine being that ignorant. Extra style points for the absurdity atrocity comment.
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These women have no idea what the trans period experience is, so they can’t speak on it. That’s why I as a man can say with certainty I experience periods. There was more funny in the comments, a few who almost got it lamenting that people think they’re all just coping and experiencing psychosomatic symptoms.
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Side effects from taking synthetic hormone medication are not periods, PMT, menzies, whatever you want to call them, which are a natural process of a female human body. Cope harder and keep on magical thinking.
 
Procrastinhater said:
I've also seen a huge decrease in Alphabet shit compared to the past few years.
Theres no greater sign that the dreaded (by Troons) pendulum is on its backswing than all these souless corpo fucks are no longer even trying to pander anymore.
I guess their focus groups and whatever the fuck have all let them know how tired people have gotten with that shit.
Never ceases to make me smirk how the Alphabet people spent 30 or 40 years building up goodwill and "tolerance" and then in come the rape hons and stinking Pooners and just burn out all that goodwill and exasperate people in less than a decade by being pushy freaks.

I'm convinced the final straw was when they got too comfortable and went mask off going after and demanding access to our kids.
Personally putting our kids through school with this shit going on has been stressful as hell.
We decided to just be completely open and let our daughters know the full horror of their agenda, but by letting them get the info themselves. Last thing you want is to try to push teenagers into thinking a certain way. Even if its the right way.
Thankfully they both ended up hating Troon shit (probably because of how much its pushed on kids to accept it.

If the marked lack of "Pride" shit and pandering is any indicator, we're seeing the high water mark of Troon shit.
Gonna be interesting to see what gets left behind by the tide.
I expect lawsuits and the MSM to try and rewrite their wholesale subservience and pretend they always had doubts.
We'll see.
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As I do not have children, how bad is it? Are there practically a couple of genderspecial kids in every classroom on average in schools now? I am assuming that sex-ed classes have to refer to men and women as "people with penises" or people with vaginas" in order to be "gender-inclusive" as well as having entire lectures on pronouns.

I am only being partially-faceceous as I am not sure how far most schools have bought into this or how common troon/pooner kids are. You hear about parents who are grooming their own children into being "trans" to get attention, but how widespread is the "Jazz Jennings" phenomenon in real-life?

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Here we have a pooner moaning about the scarring on her torso after having it torn open to rip her breasts off...and she is desperately clinging to hope that the scars will eventually fade. Fat fucking chance when they are that extensive, lil' dood!


justalilguy73 said:

I hate my scars​


I'm not proud of them or grateful, I absolutely hate them and I wish they weren't there. I get so miserable whenever I look at my chest, I really thought I'd come to accept the scars by now but I haven't. They're just a constant reminder of what used to be there. I still don't feel comfortable being shirtless around people, I feel incredibly self-conscious whenever I am and I have been stared at a few times now unfortunately. I'm stealth and my friends are talking about going to the beach but I don't want them see me because they're bound to ask what happened to my chest. I don't want to tell them but I also don't want to lie either. It's different with strangers because very few people are just going to outright ask you but I really don't want someone figuring out that I'm trans and being outed, it would spread like wildfire and people would view me completely differently. I hate that I'm stuck with my chest looking like this, I don't want to get a tattoo so the only other option is just to keep up scar care and hope they eventually fade.
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Here we see the average pooner failing to understand that people generally aren't willing to date someone they aren't physically attracted to. That and the only people who would find interest in her kind are blatant fetishists.

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Normal people when dating isn't panning out just keep it pushing. But trannies think opting into different dating pools (gay, bi, pan, lesbians) will solve their problems. Or at least should be a given for them after all the trouble of transitioning.

Sexuality is one thing but attraction is yet another and it's individual. Just because I'm attracted to men doesn't mean I'm automatically attracted to every one of them and willing to go just because something is on offer. That's not how any of this works. There's a lot more that goes into this shit and trannies actively choose not to work on aspects of themselves that would make them more appealing to potential partners like better hygiene and a steady job.
 
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As I do not have children, how bad is it? Are there practically a couple of genderspecial kids in every classroom on average in schools now? I am assuming that sex-ed classes have to refer to men and women as "people with penises" or people with vaginas" in order to be "gender-inclusive" as well as having entire lectures on pronouns.
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Maybe I'm lucky, but it hasn't been too bad. I have highschoolers, so it's been long since basic biology classes for them. At a parent meeting someone suggested offering a class on neopronouns and gender shit. It was approved, but then no one signed up for it, so it never took place.

There's like 6 obviously gay kids in the entire school, and so far their parents have had no complaints. The most annoying one has been a girl who is now enby, and even her parents think it's stupid. They asked 'hey my daughter is non-binary and she wants to know what bathroom she should use' while rolling their eyes. They were told she can robably still use the one she has been using for the past fucking couple of years, and they answered 'figured as much' and had a laugh with all of us.

My kids are friends with the girl and even they don't they/them her in private. They do try to use her new enby name (her initials) when she's around, but that's all the effort they put into it. She's a good kid, but obviously autistic and terminally online. Watching her interact with kids who have lives/hobbies outside their phones is very interesting.

Kids asking the school for 'booktok' books was a far more animated school meeting, since I got to see how many parents didn't know 99% of that shit is porn. They were just happy their kid was reading and didn't bother to find out what the books were about.
 
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