DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UsedUp]

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

To be fair I can see someone as low-IQ as Kat being mesmerized by spinning fabric behind a window. Phil probably has to lure her away with carrot cake so she’ll microwave his Hungry Man dinner for one.

He also took the time out to insult someone by saying they don't know how adult life works. Maybe I'm just lucky, but not once have I ever had a washing machine fail to work and say it has an uneven load. Isn't the entire point that it moves the clothes around whilst running?

 

[Pargon]

He also took the time out to insult someone by saying they don't know how adult life works. Maybe I'm just lucky, but not once have I ever had a washing machine fail to work and say it has an uneven load. Isn't the entire point that it moves the clothes around whilst running?

I mean, it depends on a lot of stuff. If you’re a retard and you try to jam something like two queen-size comforters in a consumer washer then yeah, it’s probably going to get unbalanced, but…like that’s something a ten year old does when they’re trying to help mom but haven’t done a load of laundry in their lives. And that’s assuming he has a fairly old washer. Anything he bought new after moving to Renton, if he did buy one, is going to have a CPU that just won’t let the washer run if it’s unbalanced.

And even then, you don’t need to actually sit there and watch it like you smoked a whole joint and then went to the laundromat. You start the laundry then go about your business and you listen for the buzzer for when it’s done, or you think to check on it in a bit because presumably you have a functioning frontal lobe and short-term memory.

Genuinely, I would expect an adult who could not successfully do laundry without sitting there for the entire cycle to be living in some sort of group home or assisted living. If my partner couldn’t operate a washing machine I sure as shit wouldn’t let them use the stove or oven to make me dinner or a birthday cake because I would expect them to light themselves on fire if they were wearing long sleeves.

I’m really not sure whether Phil realizes how stupid he makes himself and his wife out to be when he says things like that.

 

[Balr0g]

How dare others watch guides to get better!

Which in itself is already funny because Phil spend days perfecting the shitty Ps1 port of SF2T for his famous 4th place at Evo and also mocked the other playersa who didn't practice and complained about the port. But I guess only Phil is allowed to have an advantage right?

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Phil and Khet can't even do laundry. "When my wife does laundry, she has to stay there and watch it constantly for like an hour to 2 hours to make sure it works properly ".

Mike Clum missed a opportunity of a TLC level reality show. Retard couple with 100k/year.

Youtube detractors, we need a video of all the times Phil has talked about laundry.

How is it even possible that a 42 year old man has never done laundry or has any understanding about it.

 

[Peko]

Okay Phil look, I know you just trashed one of their sticks but when you inevitably start blaming your new stick, just know that Qanba will have a new likely super expensive stick coming soon and THIS will be the one to boost you to Legend rank. Remember you just needs the tools if you have the talent!

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

This fucking laundry man. Canstant dropping my inputs.

 

[Pargon]

How is it even possible that a 42 year old man has never done laundry or has any understanding about it.

Pretty simple. Excepting for the period between Leanna leaving and Kat moving in, Phil has had a woman washing his clothes for his entire adult life. He said several times in the past that his mother would come and pick up his laundry from the Connecticut condo on the weekends and then bring him back clean clothes. And before that I’m sure his mom was doing the same thing while he was living at home.

 

[Twrx]

I went to basic in late '03, and drills actually had to give a class on doing laundry because so many people were incapable of doing it. Still can't wrap my mind around people not knowing how to do their own laundry before turning 17/18.

 

[myone]

How is it even possible that a 42 year old man has never done laundry or has any understanding about it.

And remember, he considers himself a mature adult human being, managing his own household.

If DSP had the capability to reflect beyond his own tiny existence for five minutes, it would blow his mind how many single people have to work, do the laundry, feed the cat, wash the dishes, cook a meal, etc., all on their own.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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This fucking laundry man. Canstant dropping my inputs.

If Phil were a Sim, he'd drown in the pool without anyone taking out the ladder.

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

It's been a long enough time since OMM "stopped" tipping phil 20 dollars a day, so I did a little bit of number crunching on Phil's daily tips. Here's a 10-day running average of his daily tips. The red vertical line marks the date when OMM supposedly stopped his daily tithe. If Phil was receiving 20 dollars less a day, we'd see a discontinuity and step-down in this graph after the red line. The 10 day moving average should smooth out a lot of noise. I don't see any difference. OMM never stopped giving Phil money.

 

[johnkimble123]

And even then, you don’t need to actually sit there and watch it like you smoked a whole joint and then went to the laundromat. You start the laundry then go about your business and you listen for the buzzer for when it’s done, or you think to check on it in a bit because presumably you have a functioning frontal lobe and short-term memory.

No time for laundromat appointments obv

I only started watching yesterdays sf6 stream through meerkat vision and DSP already pissed me off.
We got everything, complaining about Cammy, complaining about people doing neutral jumps and he wants to gatekeep watching youtube tutorial videos. How dare others watch guides to get better!

Can't forget complaining about not enough variety... he faced 11 of the 22 or so characters yesterday, and all of the DLC ones. Why he's surprised more people are using Bison & Akuma, not only 2 very popular characters in all of SF and the 2 most recent DLC ones, baffles me. Then again he's incapable of adulting without whining like a bitch.

 

[San Dimas High School]

He also took the time out to insult someone by saying they don't know how adult life works. Maybe I'm just lucky, but not once have I ever had a washing machine fail to work and say it has an uneven load. Isn't the entire point that it moves the clothes around whilst running?

It's funny how he acts like he's the only person in his story. Like there aren't millions of people out there who can wash their bedding just fine. The solution isn't to get a new machine, or have a repair guy look at it, or put a little more effort into distributing the weight. The solution is to have Kat literally watch the thing work, anything else is not being an adult or something.

Also this is all happening during his professional podcast. Like there aren't 15 hours until he goes to sleep where he can figure it out. He's got to get up in the middle of his dumb podcast and fuck with the washer.

OMM never stopped giving Phil money.

Really hard to tell. A dent leaves and another fills the hole all the time. He just begs harder and it has the same outcome.

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

Really hard to tell. A dent leaves and another fills the hole all the time. He just begs harder and it has the same outcome.

Would be miraculous if another dent stepped up to fill the hole, giving him exactly what OMM was giving him every day. I think OMM made a sock.

 

[johnkimble123]

It's been a long enough time since OMM "stopped" tipping phil 20 dollars a day, so I did a little bit of number crunching on Phil's daily tips. Here's a 10-day running average of his daily tips. The red vertical line marks the date when OMM supposedly stopped his daily tithe. If Phil was receiving 20 dollars less a day, we'd see a discontinuity and step-down in this graph after the red line. The 10 day moving average should smooth out a lot of noise. I don't see any difference. OMM never stopped giving Phil money.

It's hard to know for sure because Stardew was the one game propping up each week. IIRC most streams were a struggle to hit $50. Stardew was like $150+ once and later twice a week.

Also don't know how much that Indie game bs he did is skewing things. That was like a $600 stream.

 

[Need Help With Tips]

Phil and Khet can't even do laundry. "When my wife does laundry, she has to stay there and watch it constantly for like an hour to 2 hours to make sure it works properly ".

Mike Clum missed a opportunity of a TLC level reality show. Retard couple with 100k/year.

He was mentioning that when they try to wash blankets it keeps saying it's off balance, which can happen when you have a heavy wet blanket bunched up in one half of the drum, all you have to do to stop that is spread the wet fabric around the machine so the weight is distributed more evenly. The Burnells are too retarded to do this, bugged washing machine mechanics.

 

[DPRK Is Real Wakanda]

It's hard to know for sure because Stardew was the one game propping up each week. IIRC most streams were a struggle to hit $50. Stardew was like $150+ once and later twice a week.

Also don't know how much that Indie game bs he did is skewing things. That was like a $600 stream.

I hope that the 10 day moving average would smooth all of that variability out. Maybe 20 dollars is just too small compared to the noise.

 

[myone]

I hope that the 10 day moving average would smooth all of that variability out. Maybe 20 dollars is just too small compared to the noise.

Maybe it could make sense to compare the low percentile (yes, percentile), year over year. If OMM is gone, we'd expect DSP to hit sub $20 streams more consistently.

 

[detractorzer0]

While Maxdood is in Vegas streaming from EVO, Phil is at home beating the piss out of his fight stick and getting bodied in games he thought he was good at.