Are you lost needing femoid advice post here - For the poor bastard's who dare or are just curious

[TheCakeIsALie]

Did you need to attend the ER to get the banana removed from where she rammed it, or did you manage to pass it unaided?

"when she asked me how she looked, I complimented her and also pointed out flaws that she could improve on" how are you even alive with this little survival instinct

don't say shit like this

Got to be trolling at this point. No one should do this to anyone, male or female

Did this guy watch the prince of persuasia episode of Bobs Burgers?

 

[TETRABAX]

Got to be trolling at this point. No one should do this to anyone, male or female

Did this guy watch the prince of persuasia episode of Bobs Burgers?

Negging when you are already in the relationship is a bold move

 

[BallsDeepInAi]

Thank you ladies for the Straightforward and brutal answers with the extra topping of slurs. This is why I like seeking advice here instead of Reddit. I can say whatever the fuck I want without having it deleted by a pissy moderator or get sugar coated joke answers that is essentially Karma Farming.

If you could so kindly give an indication it might help explain why a woman experiencing a painful period wouldn't want a sunfried man pressing his erection* into her backside as she cramps in bed.

I never thought of pressing my dick against her when she's not in the mood, When most of our sessions look something akin to this. No need to Oil up when I'm already glinting from sweat after work.

No dominatrix shit or pegging though, just an interesting way of starting things out. Just to pique her interest and get my que to engage.

sorry for the assumption about what "wanting to be comfy" means, but I am also a blunt, honest, retard and these things tend to track.

It was hard to word initially. "I want her to comfort me" Sounded rapey. "I want to cuddle with her" Sounded clingy. It's a pain in the ass to be delicate with women, but It's one of the necessary steps to maybe understanding the opposite sex, and being with someone that I hope would be the love of my life.

Prevent period pain? No such thing. Bananas dont help. She can take pain relievers, use a heating pad or take a hot bath. Or all three.

It’s also not just cramps but the bloating, makes us feel heavy.

If we could prevent period pain altogether don’t you think we would?

Seems like another bullshit lie I got from Instagram. God I fucking hate my generation's participation in content farming for engagement. I just wanted to know how I can help her.

Did you need to attend the ER to get the banana removed from where she rammed it, or did you manage to pass it unaided?

No pegging happened, No Ma'am. She's a meek little flower. But knowing the information now, I probably wouldn't want to find out what she's capable of when she's mad.

"when she asked me how she looked, I complimented her and also pointed out flaws that she could improve on" how are you even alive with this little survival instinct

Never got into much trouble since I only did it with people I trusted. It made communication a bit easier but I also learned the skill of "framing" which is a way to provide constructive criticism that sound pleasant.

I might've fucked up but I still managed to not aggravate her to the point of escalation, so I can live to learn another day.

What are you talking about?

Planning things out, being extra cautious and overprepared so that the day can go as swiftly as possible.
But it seems like there are little to no ways to prevent period cramps altogether. I'll try these though.

Pain relievers, a heating pad and a hot bath.

Though I may need some recommendations on what sort of Pain Reliever or Heating pad though. Preferably something that my cheap ass can afford, I'm just another broke zoomer like any other.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Sure. I have an electric one with a timer. It turns off after I think an hour or two. Maybe less.

For pain relief, Midol is good because it helps the cramping and bloating. Sometimes even a nice warm hand on my stomach feels good.

Mine are overall not that painful, so often I skip pain meds, but there have been times where it does hurt a lot. Tylenol or any nsaid, even generic will work.

Also, some reassurance goes a long way. If I got my period and my boy brought me a snack or some food I like, I’d be pretty grateful. Don’t go “well I know it’s your woman times”, it’s more like “here, I know periods are no fun but I was thinking of you, so I got you xyz”

Bonus if it’s chocolate or chocolate adjacent

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I'm kind of not helping her case because quite frankly I'm blunt, honest, and retarded. So when she asked me how she looked, I complimented her and also pointed out flaws that she could improve on

I have never screamed so hard are you fucking autistic nigger when a woman tells you upfront she is in grumpy mood followed by how i look you DO NOT FUCKING CRITICIZE HER LOOK YOU AUTISTIC RETARD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.
You go all sappy and say she is the prettiest person you seen followed by a smoochie . Go get her a massage and her favorite coffee for not dumping your retarded autistic ass.

 

[isalaide]

Give her ibuprofen and also food. A lot of food. Do not make any comment whatsoever about the amount of food or its calorific value. You want to focus on chocolate and also some kind of fried potato, potato chips or fries. Pizza is also good. Carbohydrates. Cuddle gently. Let her pick what's on TV.

For the love of God do not comment on the state of her skin, her lank hair, or any visible bloating. It is really important to give no feedback whatsoever on her appearance. If she looks like the fucking living dead you still keep your thoughts inside your head.

 

[Clamater]

Seems like another bullshit lie I got from Instagram.

The following is related to the above quote:
You sidestepped the most important question; I believe it's entirely possible that whatever  specifics you mentioned as an "improvement" are at play here. True I want to know exactly what you suggested for the amusement factor, but if you want to keep them secret I'll try to help anyway. I do hope the following advice helps. You're on Instagram, the farms, not a stretch to imagine twitter and all the other zoomie places (even if it's just Instagram that's enough). You may or may not be porn-addled, but that doesn't mean the constant exposure of filtered women doesnt exist for both you and your girlfriend. All of the platforms force it in the algorithm. Whatever improvement(s!) you suggested? Likely not something she hadn't already thought negatively about herself, which would reinforce negative association with you. Or if she had never even considered it that's because it's not her at all, she never minded that it wasnt who she was. it's a characteristic of another woman (the plethora you are both inundated with) that you are wanting to print onto her and if that's the case just go be with that woman. Combine that with suggesting she just eat a banana to get over period cramps of all things makes me think that the improvements wouldn't even be feasible for her. Now add in having your boyfriend, who just possibly insulted the shit out of you, want you to take care of him after his hard day at work while you're bleeding and in pain.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Give her ibuprofen and also food. A lot of food. Do not make any comment whatsoever about the amount of food or its calorific value. You want to focus on chocolate and also some kind of fried potato, potato chips or fries. Pizza is also good. Carbohydrates. Cuddle gently. Let her pick what's on TV.

I call upon what i call tactical snickers every man in longterm realtionship should keep it under the bed or in secret hidding place you roll it out when she gets grumpy in her pms mood and throw it at her and then you hide untill the snickers does its job.

 

[Thé au lait]

I call upon what i call tactical snickers every man in longterm realtionship should keep it under the bed or in secret hidding place you roll it out when she gets grumpy in her pms mood and throw it at her and then you hide untill the snickers does its job.

I feel like I'd be grumpier if my girlfriend gave me a snickers, at least have something good

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I agree that complimenting someone's body is weird. Focus on something that the person chose instead like their hair or clothing choices. If a woman's makeup looks good I compliment that, and 100% of the time, I get a genuine smile and a thank you. It's also a really nice icebreaker.

Men also like compliments about their fashion and hair too, and if he's wearing nice sneakers he'll definitely like to know it's been noticed. I make a point to also notice when they get haircuts. The reactions tend to be very cute and genuine too.

Don't offer a fake compliment, though, most people can tell.

"Nice makeup" is a compliment? From a man? No, sir.

Only exception is if someone does really "arty" makeup that is intended to be striking for its artistry. Otherwise that sounds like a neg.

At least pretend to be mystified by her ethereal glow and enthuse over how beautiful she looks today/tonight rather than pointing out that her painting skills are improving.

(Woman-woman compliments are different.)

I have this issue and am working to overcome it. I'm a woman and compliments are seen as transactional, with a compliment given perceived as being a way to get one in return.

I started a new job recently and have had some nice things said to me, about me, and the first couple of times I clammed up. I've found just replying, that;s very kind of you to let me know you appreciate that is enough. But good LAWD is it hard to do at first.

You can also just say thanks.

Make her hot tea and soups (motherwort is your friend, do NOT confuse it with mugwort because that will make her want to kill you). Get a hot bath ready for her. Ask her if a light massage would help. Make sure she drinks hot water and doesn't drink any cold shit. Make sure she gets iron in her diet.

Jesus Christ, I'd kill someone all over me like that. I'm gasping for air just reading it. Just a hey, babe, can I get you anything, and not grumping if she wants to stay in one night (or 3). And never hurts to pick her up a chocolate bar or flowers or something. And respect if she just wants to sulk or be alone. (That said, agree a warm hand on the lower belly can feel really nice. Unless you'd be the guy who thinks that's the perfect entree to fooling around when she's giving zero interest signals beyond existing. And I recommend Midol and Pamprin. Different formulations do different things, so I always kept both around (that and I couldn't remember which one I liked better. But beyond that Tylenol's OK, too.)

Most women aren't invalids just because of periods. HOWEVER, it can be true that little things might be more irritating and the filter a little coarse. And OP, lol @ pointing out things she could do better. Time and place, friend.

But here's a question - you said she's being x way "nowadays," which makes it sound like something going on for a good while. Is that just phrasing on your part, or has it been like weeks of rotting and mopeyness? Bc that would be a long time for it to be her period.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

It’s like having pain but also feeling like you’re weighed down. You know when there’s a holiday/get together and you eat way too much and wake up feeling gross the next day and really full and uncomfortable? It’s a lot like that, but also add cramping and bleeding on top of that.

We know our stomach looks like little balloons on our period, and it’s the most vulnerable time as well in terms of feeling gross and insecure. Thank god for stretch pants. We can bloat anywhere from 5 to 10 lbs. 10 lbs is on the extreme side but it can get very bad depending on the person, at that point you look pregnant and feel so full you can’t eat due to pressure and drinking is also hard.

 

[TETRABAX]

Jesus Christ, I'd kill someone all over me like that. I'm gasping for air just reading it. Just a hey, babe, can I get you anything, and not grumping if she wants to stay in one night (or 3).

Yeah, my last ex just wanted me to do the cooking so she could play WoW in peace during her time. I think everyone is different so just ask if the tisms make it hard to pick up on the atmosphere

 

[Thé au lait]

Jesus Christ, I'd kill someone all over me like that. I'm gasping for air just reading it. Just a hey, babe, can I get you anything, and not grumping if she wants to stay in one night (or 3). And never hurts to pick her up a chocolate bar or flowers or something. And respect if she just wants to sulk or be alone. (That said, agree a warm hand on the lower belly can feel really nice. Unless you'd be the guy who thinks that's the perfect entree to fooling around when she's giving zero interest signals beyond existing. And I recommend Midol and Pamprin. Different formulations do different things, so I always kept both around (that and I couldn't remember which one I liked better. But beyond that Tylenol's OK, too.)

Most of the stuff I listed was just stuff that my current or former girlfriends have done for me, I never really thought of it as excessive to be honest lol. But you're right, doing all of those things at once would probably be a bit excessive. I can't speak to painkillers, personally.
Also are there really guys that take that as an excuse to fool around...? I guess I'm not entirely surprised, just disappointed

 

[TETRABAX]

Do women find permanent eye bags a turn off? I went through a few years in my 20's where I was only getting about 2-5h of sleep a night. I get a lot more sleep now but my eyes never went back to normal. Not sure how to fix it

 

[umami's milk]

Do women find permanent eye bags a turn off? I went through a few years in my 20's where I was only getting about 2-5h of sleep a night. I get a lot more sleep now but my eyes never went back to normal. Not sure how to fix it

Do you have eyebags or dark circles? It's easy to confuse the two. Anyway I don't care about them and I think everyone gets them at some point in their life.

 

[Thé au lait]

Do women find permanent eye bags a turn off? I went through a few years in my 20's where I was only getting about 2-5h of sleep a night. I get a lot more sleep now but my eyes never went back to normal. Not sure how to fix it

I can safely say I barely notice them, but I can't speak for others and I have no idea if it's different for heterosexuals (but I'd assume they care even less)

 

[Deer]

do some girls have genetically dark circles under their eyes? I just find it interesting... I noticed a lot of arabs / jews have something akin to picrelated

 

[TETRABAX]

Do you have eyebags or dark circles? It's easy to confuse the two. Anyway I don't care about them and I think everyone gets them at some point in their life.
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Looks more like dark circles with lighter eye bags. It's also probably exaggerated a bit cause I have a more pronounced brow ridge

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Things I don’t care about:

Eye bags

Penis size

Wallet

Height

Just be a nice guy (not the incel kind of nice) and women can overlook things. Obviously there’s gotta be some kind of attraction but in the end, I don’t care about the above. Are you happy with your job? Are you not an asshole? Have critical thinking skills? If so, you’re good in my book. It’s not like I’m perfect.

Also, plz be hygienic in general. Messy hair, fine. As long as it is washed.

 

[oishii desu]

do some girls have genetically dark circles under their eyes? I just find it interesting... I noticed a lot of arabs / jews have something akin to picrelatedView attachment 6210089

Like this? If so they're called tear troughs, everyone has them. How prominent they are depends on your bone structure and fat distribution. I also believe they just appear more prominent on some people if they are predisposed to having thinner skin there.