Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Man it is a really good thing the Disney+ algorithm is able to detect hatewatches ,otherwise a bunch of consoomer faggots in this very thread would be boosting Acolyte's numbers. I'm consuming and interacting with the media but out of spite. That'll learn them.

I pirated that shit, I pirated that shit.
I laughed at this show and didn't pay a cent.

 

[Granada Granola]

As per TCW the crystals are magical and have to pick younglings in a ceremony run by a whacky british droid, which is also why dark siders have to steal crystals. However, the Empire could just mine Ilum (the only source of crystals) dry, and use the crystals to power the Death Star. And there were somehow enough crystals left over to convert Ilum into Starkiller Base.

Like you said, not a problem in the EU where some crystals had some force resonance, but you could also shove just about anything durable and refractory in there and it would do the trick. Also all of the Canon bs ignores the deleted scene from ROTJ where Luke has a crystal forge.

I liked the EU's idea of lightsaber crystals not being limited to Ilum and growing naturally where the force was strong like was shown in the KOTOR games.
No point in caring what the glowie hacks are trying to push these days. They haven't made shit/anything with any real consistency that George didn't already start or give his blessing for like TCW over the last 15 years they've had the franchise.

Its a big galaxy and all the retards in hollywierd had to do was just set the sequels in the distant future or something. But no they have to shit on things nerds like cause it's their god damn unspoken right to. Hence all the fuckery with "canon" when it was always a bit of an organized mess. Disneywars is just shoveled away under the "Infinities" category for me alongside that jedi anime that everyone forgot about.

 

[Vect]

Lol the guy who learnt fucking English to be in this show spent his entire runtime acting his heart out to project a guilty conscience he should never have felt.

I got the end expecting there to be something else but no, he gets killed and posthumously slandered for killing a woman for doing weird witchy shit. When Trinity later mind rapes the entire coven to death.

Like, what were they thinking?

And apparently Leslye thinks she is getting a second season.

 

[The Nothingness]

Is Sol dead? Or was he just chocked to pass out?

He's likely dead since he was thrown under the bus and blamed for the deaths of the other Jedi.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

EU Plagueis: Successful businessman living double life as a Sith Lord.
Disney Plagueis: Creep sitting in his gooncave and watching his apprentice swimming naked and seducing a girl.

This got me thinking, are they going to make discount Ezra Miller into a previous life of Palpatine? It might be dumb enough that disney might reveal it.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

I think it's precious that, despite the faintest criticism to nu Star Wars getting you dogpiled everywhere except for this thread in this forum of all places, they cannot even manage as much viewers as the average Netflix slop.

EU Plagueis: Successful businessman living double life as a Sith Lord.

There's no way they would adapt EU Plagueis.

I can only imagine the kvetching mentioning the character might have caused in the writing room, if they were even aware of what EU Plagueis was like and his storyline.

 

[LovisXVI]

Oh jesus, I just realized something: They're going to attribute The Rule of Two to Osha and Mei in season two. Fucking do it, Lesbian Headlamp.

What? I just said it was grandfathered in via TCW.

 

[Sneedmiser]

What? I just said it was grandfathered in via TCW.

There is no consistency in canon, they'll probably retcon the Rule of Two into a failed attempt at forming a dyad.

George didn't already start or give his blessing for like TCW over the last 15 years they've had the franchise.

There's so much misinformation overstating his involvement and oversight of TCW, he had a bigger hand in Labyrinth of Evil and the ROTS novelization for example. Just throw TCW in the bin with Disney's garbage and the rest of Filoni's craps, that's the only place it fits.

 

[Midwit]

I literally spent five minutes whipping this up. That's how trivial it was to make the shit make sense.

It's much easier to fix something after it's been made than it is to come up with in the first place, Acolyte is still a pile of rubbish though.

But it's also something small that probably nobody else gives a shit about, but goddamnit I do!

It's because they're being over-mythologised, a lightsaber can't just be a Jedi's laser sword anymore. They have to be a prismatic mood ring now because god forbid that a character's choice of lightsaber colour be determined non-diagetically, and it all stems from the Ahsoka book apparantly needing to explain how Ahsoka got her white lightsabers; bleeding was introduced in this novel solely so that Ahsoka could purify an Inquisitor's bled crystals into pure white since, for some reason, using a non-standard colour because Ilum is off limits and needing to find a different supply isn't an epic enough backstory for a pair of fucking laser swords.

 

[Übertroon]

Attack of the Clones pales in comparison

A lot of LucasArts resources was spent making Star Wars Bounty Hunter, which bridges A Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones

 

[Granada Granola]

There's so much misinformation overstating his involvement and oversight of TCW, he had a bigger hand in Labyrinth of Evil and the ROTS novelization for example. Just throw TCW in the bin with Disney's garbage and the rest of Filoni's craps, that's the only place it fits.

Can't blame George for being one foot out the door after Starkiller flopped and retards continuing to shit on the prequels long after they were relevant.
If it wasn't for the prequels and the clone wars before Filoni, we would not have gotten any decent third party star wars games. Though the clones going from biological battle droids to actual characters was somewhat welcome. Despite it conflicting with Order 66.

It's much easier to fix something after it's been made than it is to come up with in the first place, Acolyte is still a pile of rubbish though.

It's because they're being over-mythologised, a lightsaber can't just be a Jedi's laser sword anymore. They have to be a prismatic mood ring now because god forbid that a character's choice of lightsaber colour be determined non-diagetically, and it all stems from the Ahsoka book apparantly needing to explain how Ahsoka got her white lightsabers; bleeding was introduced in this novel solely so that Ahsoka could purify an Inquisitor's bled crystals into pure white since, for some reason, using a non-standard colour because Ilum is off limits and needing to find a different supply isn't an epic enough backstory for a pair of fucking laser swords.

Captain T-Rex is a sonichu tier OC and will never be a real officer or ARC trooper like Captain Fordo. Filoni just downgraded the ARCs to glorified green berets.

For some retarded reason never once refers to clone commandos directly. Despite Delta Squad literally appearing in two of his shows. Bad Batch and Filoniwars.
Gregor even shows up in the imperial academy but doesn't refer to himself or any of the other commandos as clone commandos. Not even in his introduction episode where they get his memory back. Its just a huge pet peeve of mine that no one ever complains about.

A lot of LucasArts resources was spent making Star Wars Bounty Hunter, which bridges A Phantom Menace and Attack of the Clones

They should have done the same with Episode 3/4. Since that is also an inconsistent mess around how the Rebel Alliance ("Alliance to restore the gay faggot banana republic that will cease to exist the moment we tell it to" according to wookiepedo despite never once being referred to as that in any story) started.

Starkiller was a wannabe Kratos except they forgot to add in good gameplay to their god of war clone or for fucks sake a lock on button for their 3D action brawler at least for the force powers. Genuinely the worst star wars game ever made was the Force unleashed. Even the EA games are more playable than that shit and it didn't know what direction it was going to connect the dots to where Luke finds Obi wan and joins the Rebels.

 

[Übertroon]

They should have done the same with Episode 3/4. Since that is also an inconsistent mess around how the Rebel Alliance ("Alliance to restore the gay faggot republic" according to wookiepedo despite never once being referred to as that in any story) started.

They did, it's called Force Unleashed and it's a bit crap.
Basically the Rebel Alliance was Palpatine's plan to gather all his opponents in one place to kill them using Vader's secret apprentice.
Mon Mothma, Leia, and Bail Organa are taken to the first death Star that's being constructed. They get rescued by Vader's apprentice who dies rescuing them, then they use his family crest as the symbol for the Rebel Alliance.
It's shit

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

In TCW his ghost talks to Yoda on Korriban and mentions it, so got grandfathered in, though the fact that Yoda even knew what the Rule of Two was always threw me for a loop, as I was under the impression that the Jedi didn't know anything about post Bane Sith aside from assuming they all died at Ruusan.

This interaction happened over a decade after Yoda mentioned the Rule of Two on Qui-Gon's funeral, he must've known before the ghost told him.
But it is not impossible. Darth Millennial, the third Sith in Bane's order (Bane -> Zannah -> Cognus -> Millennial) left the organization and decided to do his own thing so it's not impossible that other Sith did something similar - Darth Gravid for example tried to reform the order to be more open to the light side and sabotaged it from the inside so it's not impossible he also spilled some beans.

When was the crystal “bleeding” shit introduced? I don’t remember anything about it from the EU stuff I remember as a kid.

There was a precedent in Crosscurrent \ Riptide duology (starring Jaden Korr of Jedi Academy fame) where a Jedi cleansed a corrupted crystal and changed its color. I thought it was dumb then and I think it's dumb now.

In the EU your saber was just whatever the fuck color the crystal you found was, end of story.

To be precise, the Sith usually used synthetic crystals because places where crystals grow naturally were usually controlled by the Jedi.

I never liked the Rule of Two as a concept, and I feel like it was only introduced to clarify a line that didn't really need clarification, imo. When I watched TPM as a kid, I figured that Yoda just meant that Sith come in pairs.

Me neither. It creates much more problems than it solves.
Sith are by definition selfish and put themselves before anybody and anything. Why would a Sith train his own executioner?
What if a weak and poorly trained apprentice outsmarts his master and kills him before finishing training?
What if both master and apprentice find themselves in a situation where they both die, like a starship catastrophe?
What if master and apprentice fight and both are mortally wounded during their duel?

This got me thinking, are they going to make discount Ezra Miller into a previous life of Palpatine? It might be dumb enough that disney might reveal it.

Ian McDiarmid is very non-Asian.

 

[Bob Barbas]

To be precise, the Sith usually used synthetic crystals because places where crystals grow naturally were usually controlled by the Jedi.

Yes I am aware. I just didn't mention it because it didn't really seem relevant to the point I was making. Which was, saber color is determined by the crystal you put into it and not much else.

Also if you want me to be really spergy red crystals did actually exist naturally. However they were exceptionally rare and were a bit more of a pink shade rather than straight red like the synthetic sith crystals.

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

Ian McDiarmid is very non-Asian.

He already has force healing, force mind-wipe, cortosis and more. What's force face change or plastic surgery added to the list?

 

[LovisXVI]

This interaction happened over a decade after Yoda mentioned the Rule of Two on Qui-Gon's funeral, he must've known before the ghost told him.
But it is not impossible. Darth Millennial, the third Sith in Bane's order (Bane -> Zannah -> Cognus -> Millennial) left the organization and decided to do his own thing so it's not impossible that other Sith did something similar - Darth Gravid for example tried to reform the order to be more open to the light side and sabotaged it from the inside so it's not impossible he also spilled some beans.

Huh, could have fooled me, didn't remember that tidbit. Though it might have been about how Sith take the first opportunity they get to have an underling do the real dirty work and how Maul didn't strike them as real "ancient conspiracy" material to be the mastermind behind it.

He already has force healing, force mind-wipe, cortosis and more. What's force face change or plastic surgery added to the list?

Force Credit Score increase?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Though it might have been about how Sith take the first opportunity they get to have an underling do the real dirty work and how Maul didn't strike them as real "ancient conspiracy" material to be the mastermind behind it.

They weren't very orthodox about the Rule of Two - Darth Tenebrous for example trained Darth Venamis and Darth Plagueis at the same time.

 

[Bob Barbas]

They weren't very orthodox about the Rule of Two - Darth Tenebrous for example trained Darth Venamis and Darth Plagueis at the same time.

And Palpatine in the EU trained a fuckton of "Students" he didn't give a single shit about the rule of two. Which is why when he found out Dooku was training Ventress and Grievous he was just like "lol, whatever." not sure what the canon explanation is now but it was part of Sidious' arrogance.
He basically thought that nobody could beat him so he just didn't give a fuck.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Kotaku's Alyssa Mercante, ladies and gentlemen. A non-gaming clickbait article about The Acolyte, Reylos, shitting on Star Wars fans as "right-wingers", and all that woke clickbait crap.

 

[LovisXVI]

And Palpatine in the EU trained a fuckton of "Students" he didn't give a single shit about the rule of two. Which is why when he found out Dooku was training Ventress and Grievous he was just like "lol, whatever." not sure what the canon explanation is now but it was part of Sidious' arrogance.
He basically thought that nobody could beat him so he just didn't give a fuck.

Importantly he also didn't plan on dying to his apprentice so his apprentice using treachery didn't matter, because his plan was immortal forever rule via clones.