DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Corpun]

ValedictorianStylePhil here to explain to us all how 3d isn't actually real because we only see one angle of objects.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Maybe it could make sense to compare the low percentile (yes, percentile), year over year. If OMM is gone, we'd expect DSP to hit sub $20 streams more consistently.

Most streams are saved by Anon now and most days he is under the $180 minimum wage, it does feel like he left and the remaining whales can't cover the difference.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He also took the time out to insult someone by saying they don't know how adult life works. Maybe I'm just lucky, but not once have I ever had a washing machine fail to work and say it has an uneven load. Isn't the entire point that it moves the clothes around whilst running?

I remember him bitching about the washing machine saying uneven load recently too. Wouldn't be surprised if those two winners at life fucked it up by now. Also, I remember when I was a kid me and my brother would fight over who would do the laundry because it's the laziest chore imaginable. After you put a load in, put in detergent and fabric softener, program the machine, you basically have time to do whatever the fuck you want until the machine finishes working. The fact that Khet can afford to sit in front of the thing for 2 fucking hours just proves that they do nothing all day. Same with DSP babysitting the uploads. I had YT crap out on me sometimes while uploading but you can do whatever the fuck else while your videos are uploading and only check the progress bar every once in a while. I bet Phail is so retarded he actually enjoys looking at the progress bar filling up.

 

[johnkimble123]

It's also common fucking sense to not overload a washer. If your washer seems full, you either 1) have too much in it or 2) have an oversized item that you should really be washing at a laundromat. If your washer has an agitator, it's even more important to know what the limit is. I think I learned that as a teenager too.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The solution is to have Kat literally watch the thing work, anything else is not being an adult or something.

We’ll probably never know for sure, but he could be lying about Khet staring at the machine for two hours (and as I feel sorry for Khet, I hope he is).

 

[PieceofShet]

Who the fuck has a washing machine that talks back? Ive never seen one. Why the fuck would you even have one?

 

[Corpun]

Nothing will ever beat the 25 off camera push ups in 26 seconds, him remembering to sound out of breath halfway through was the cherry on top.

How about him denying he ever had a shower stool and saying how there was one that came with the house, despite the fact there are countless vlogs where he shows the bathroom and the shower stool present. If he didn't need it he would have thrown it out like a normal person.

Phil and Khet can't even do laundry. "When my wife does laundry, she has to stay there and watch it constantly for like an hour to 2 hours to make sure it works properly ".

Mike Clum missed a opportunity of a TLC level reality show. Retard couple with 100k/year.

Phil Burnell babysits YouTube uploads, Khet Burnell babysits the washer. Very poetic.

He said several times in the past that his mother would come and pick up his laundry from the Connecticut condo on the weekends and then bring him back clean clothes. And before that I’m sure his mom was doing the same thing while he was living at home.

Jesus Linda, what the fuck is wrong with you. She has to be the most interesting tertiary character in this vortex because it really does seem everything Phil is now is a result of her.

Who the fuck has a washing machine that talks back? Ive never seen one. Why the fuck would you even have one?

Because the pricetag was 500+ dollars more than all the other washing machines, therefore it is better. Remember DSP is an absolute mark for any sales technique and will believe anything told to him about a product.

 

[Pargon]

Who the fuck has a washing machine that talks back? Ive never seen one. Why the fuck would you even have one?

Are you expecting Phil to interpret bleeps and bloops coming from a machine? He doesn’t do that unless he’s paid for it, and even then he’s so bad at it that you wouldn’t want him anywhere near a machine that could not explain to him what was wrong and what he needed to do to make it work. Motherfucker somehow would wind up triggering nuclear Armageddon and the entire world would be incinerated except, inexplicably, for his house.

How about him denying he ever had a shower stool and saying how there was one that came with the house, despite the fact there are countless vlogs where he shows the bathroom and the shower stool present. If he didn't need it he would have thrown it out like a normal person.

Wait, hold on a sec. There’s something amiss with your reasoning here. Can’t quite put my finger on it. Hang on, gimme a second…annnnnnnd

like a normal person

yyyyyyyep, there it is.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

It's been a long enough time since OMM "stopped" tipping phil 20 dollars a day, so I did a little bit of number crunching on Phil's daily tips. Here's a 10-day running average of his daily tips. The red vertical line marks the date when OMM supposedly stopped his daily tithe. If Phil was receiving 20 dollars less a day, we'd see a discontinuity and step-down in this graph after the red line. The 10 day moving average should smooth out a lot of noise. I don't see any difference. OMM never stopped giving Phil money.

I think that the lesser whales come and go. Guys like StraightCashHomie, Rob Warren who dropped $20 every week or so.

OMM, OIC, Dentboxer, TimboSlice... the losers who pay tithes because they're so starved for attention and validation from Phil, they never leave and are on their 10th alias.

 

[Pargon]

I think that the lesser whales come and go. Guys like StraightCashHomie, Rob Warren who dropped $20 every week or so.

OMM, OIC, Dentboxer, TimboSlice... the losers who pay tithes because they're so starved for attention and validation from Phil, they never leave and are on their 10th alias.

Yeah, call me crazy but with an Internet presence of 15+ years acting like the world’s largest cockhead-with-a-goatee I think it’s much more likely that Phil’s stable of 15-20 true supporters got sick of the remainder of the world calling them subhuman and either left and found some other streamer to latch themselves to or created socks and begged forgiveness from their lord and master behind the scenes. New supporters are not regularly discovering DSP and deciding he is worth their money, not with the regularity to keep him solvent as others claim to be abandoning him.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Jesus Linda, what the fuck is wrong with you. She has to be the most interesting tertiary character in this vortex because it really does seem everything Phil is now is a result of her.

Linda does seem to be the missing piece that would explain a lot of Philip's odd behavior. You know he's shared very little about her embarrassing ways. Alas, we'll never know much about Linda other than she's a chain smoker buying QVC shit all day with David's money, she coddled Phil to extreme levels, and her big fat Salvagno thumb ruined Philip's gaming skill forever.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil's found another thing to complain about in Street Fighter 6. It turns out underhanded people have been watching "How to beat Bison videos" online and are implementing those strategies against him. Learning and getting better at the game is unequivocally not permitted against him.

It probably popped up in his recommended videos because he's been watching how to beat everyone else.

 

[RougeRed]

DSP is an absolute mark for any sales technique

Immediate flashback to the time a car salesman told him "it's a buyer's market for cars right now" and he took the financing option solely based on what had the lowest monthly payment.

 

[PieceofShet]

DSP streams for 2 hours now, he already plays the game for like 20-25mins and its stil

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Love to see it.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

DSP streams for 2 hours now, he already plays the game for like 20-25mins and its stil View attachment 6210257.
Love to see it.

I wouldn't be too enamored, we all know how it'll go down he'll be bitch and squeal in typical pigroach fashion then go have toilet time and magically out of the ether "oh look a tip from MISTERBLACK thanks so much MISTERBLACK". I was listening to some old O&A bits and they were talking about Krispy Kreme donuts and the donut light and why not just mix in some of the donuts that have been sitting around for a few hours to get them sold and it got me thinking, if the only time Phil gets kahntributions is when he's on the shitter why not just go to the shitter more often logic would dictate he'd get more tips doing that.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

DSP streams for 2 hours now, he already plays the game for like 20-25mins and its stil View attachment 6210257.
Love to see it.

He's doing clown mode singing and such, so be expecting a generous tip.

 

[Pargon]

Immediate flashback to the time a car salesman told him "it's a buyer's market for cars right now" and he took the financing option solely based on what had the lowest monthly payment.

I can say with more surety than I have with my own name that Phil has never once in his life made greater than a minimum payment on any form of debt. Lenders love people like him.

I wouldn't be too enamored, we all know how it'll go down he'll be bitch and squeal in typical pigroach fashion then go have toilet time and magically out of the ether "oh look a tip from MISTERBLACK thanks so much MISTERBLACK". I was listening to some old O&A bits and they were talking about Krispy Kreme donuts and the donut light and why not just mix in some of the donuts that have been sitting around for a few hours to get them sold and it got me thinking, if the only time Phil gets kahntributions is when he's on the shitter why not just go to the shitter more often logic would dictate he'd get more tips doing that.

The commode isn’t comfy enough for him to sit on it for hours at a time. Also knowing his level of paranoia he’s probably terrified of toilet serpents.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

Kunitsu sent to banworld after a $0 stream lmao

 

[Iron Father]

We’ll probably never know for sure, but he could be lying about Khet staring at the machine for two hours (and as I feel sorry for Khet, I hope he is).

Yet another example of Phil making his wife sound retarded because he has literally nothing else to talk about in his empty life.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

He is just a fuck up but it's just the way he fucks up that somehow entertaining to us. Take the following clip for example, for me its the funniest fuck up i have ever seen.

I don't know how to show youtube clips. It's Jak 2.

I miss Lets Endure so much.