KF Guide to Woke Games

[SIMIΔN]

Divinity: Dragon Commander - Mild-High
Leading a steampunk empire might seem fun, but almost all the policy decisions are contemporary issues with a thin fantasy veneer at best.
Likewise, half your generals are female, one a monomanical homosexual rights activist and the other a misandrist feminist.
Picking conservative options isn't disproportionately punished or shamed, so doesn't deserve a full high.

 

[Throng of Titans]

Divinity: Dragon Commander - Mild-High
Leading a steampunk empire might seem fun, but almost all the policy decisions are contemporary issues with a thin fantasy veneer at best.
Likewise, half your generals are female, one a monomanical homosexual rights activist and the other a misandrist feminist.
Picking conservative options isn't disproportionately punished or shamed, so doesn't deserve a full high.
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I'd push it closer to Medium.

The progtard options are almost INVARIABLY better than the conservative ones. The fag rights one in particular gives you tons of rewards if you are pro-faggotry, and nothing if you're conservative, and the game actively tries to guilt trip you about it.

The misandrist bitch is a bit better handled, as fully giving into her isn't treated as the best outcome, but neither is telling her to stuff it.

On the other hand, the game is way too fanservicey for me to simply shove it into high.

 

[SIMIΔN]

The progtard options are almost INVARIABLY better than the conservative ones.

The conservative factions have far better bonuses.

Religious Undead:

• Luck (boosts auto resolve and since you can only manually fight one battle a turn, it is super important),
• Recruitment speed and cost.

Capitalist Dwarves

• Gold income (research is already finished by act 2, so basically allows you to spam units)

The progressive elves only give land defence bonuses and the techbro gnomes boost tech at the cost of lowering the unit cap

 

[Caligura]

Like a Dragon Infinite Wealth should be bumped to at least medium with how girlbossy the female party members act and how much they butchered the returning characters, especially Ichiban. Whyyyyy is he more mature at 42 than at 46?

Hot take, but I really wished RGG actually remembered Kurohyō for once and made Tatsuya the new main character instead of Ichiban. He was fine in 7 but I don't really think he's capable of being a 'leading man' for future games especially his with his age.

But I guess Tatsuya was too much of an Alpha Male.

 

[Caligura]

Got a thought.

Would War Thunder be considered either woke for having Israel as a faction you can play as? Same applies to games like Wargame: Red Dragon.

That or games with a (obviously) Jewish protagonist like The Shivah.

 

[AFAB]

Got a thought.

Would War Thunder be considered either woke for having Israel as a faction you can play as? Same applies to games like Wargame: Red Dragon.

That or games with a (obviously) Jewish protagonist like The Shivah.

Context would matter heavily IMO. War Thunder (and while were at it World of Tanks/Planes/Warships) would probably be none or very mild, since there is no effort in trying to push any idpol agenda or some other brand of woke shit.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Got a thought.

Would War Thunder be considered either woke for having Israel as a faction you can play as? Same applies to games like Wargame: Red Dragon.

That or games with a (obviously) Jewish protagonist like The Shivah.

Wouldn't that be the same as the "having nazis" = "supporting nazis" argument? Unless you have actual propaganda or push a faction hard either in gameplay or style for no reason then it's just flavour.

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Dragon Quest III remake has the body type A or B thing instead of Male or Female and they made all personalities available for both sexes, I'm not sure about this one but apparently they also made all equipment avalable for both sexes so you can put a male character in a bikini... I guess to appease the AGPs who have to make everything about their fetish.
I'd rate that as mild wokeshit, I'd wager done mostly to get some of that Baphomet money from their Hebraic money lenders.

Wouldn't that be the same as the "having nazis" = "supporting nazis" argument? Unless you have actual propaganda or push a faction hard either in gameplay or style for no reason then it's just flavour.

No. Because one of those is actually evil.

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Spoiler: "Give me eunuchs!" cried the Amerishart.

Instead we should be shitting on the gay artists for Warframe that design shit like this.
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You have to be American, I've never seen any other group whinge about a cock and balls on a man. Look at all their comic books, men in spandex but nary a testicle between them, they're all Ken dolls or eunuchs... maybe that's why this tranny madness is so popular with Americans, they've been idolizing eunuchs for their entire lives!

 

[Baraka Obama]

Dragon Quest III remake has the body type A or B thing instead of Male or Female and they made all personalities available for both sexes, I'm not sure about this one but apparently they also made all equipment avalable for both sexes so you can put a male character in a bikini... I guess to appease the AGPs who have to make everything about their fetish.
I'd rate that as mild wokeshit, I'd wager done mostly to get some of that Baphomet money from their Hebraic money lenders.


No. Because one of those is actually evil.

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Spoiler: "Give me eunuchs!" cried the Amerishart.

You have to be American, I've never seen any other group whinge about a cock and balls on a man. Look at all their comic books, men in spandex but nary a testicle between them, they're all Ken dolls or eunuchs... maybe that's why this tranny madness is so popular with Americans, they've been idolizing eunuchs for their entire lives!

I'm not buying this game and I've been a Dragon Quest fan for 26 years. I already own the NES and Game Boy Color versions (played both to death), which will always be superior, plus the Super Famicom version and an SD2SNES to play the fan translation with. I stuck with them the many times they just failed to release DQ games outside Japan. Plus on top of that I own every other HD-2D game they've put out.

They can take their woke infected garbage and eat another failed English language release.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Has anybody having thoughts about Mortal Kombat 1’s woke scale? I might want to sum a long list, but if there is anybody know fuck plays the game briefly, I appreciate your thoughts and hint where they are mega woke.

MK1 at least doesn't have the woke Jax ending, the OK sign censorship or "Make Outworld Great Again" of MK11. It also has three heckin toxic white guys as the superhero DLC, and bought back Stryker, even if only as a kameo. Havn't played either game's campaigns though.
Tanya's new design is bad, but I think the ugly problem with MK females has been a thing since MKvsDC. NRS just can't make them attractive, they were decent looking in Armageddon and earlier. Also the new taunt command sort of discourages teabagging/crouch mindgames and could probably be activated in tournament, it's a very bad idea to code a taunt as four down motions that could easily come out in gameplay.

 

[PunkinMan]

either the author of this thread posted on another website or this is a really strange coincidence, zero clue as to how I came upon this.

https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1654-list-of-woke-and-non-woke-role-playing-games

 

[Coolio55]

either the author of this thread posted on another website or this is a really strange coincidence, zero clue as to how I came upon this.

https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1654-list-of-woke-and-non-woke-role-playing-games

Huh. Strange to see such a long lived forum not be a troony hellhole but this looks like Codex 2.0
E: Actually, it doesn't look that old - just well used.

Anyway here's some fun I found with zero effort:

https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1337-caves-of-qud-dev-is-a-convicted-pedophile

 

[Maurice Maine]

What about Mafia 3? The previous Mafias were about... the Mafia. Then 3 comes along and you're black punisher.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Same applies to games like Wargame: Red Dragon.

I don't think merely depicting the IDF, or anything certain faction/group for that matter, really warrants a bump in "wokeness", what matters is how said depiction is handled.

What about Mafia 3? The previous Mafias were about... the Mafia. Then 3 comes along and you're black punisher.

IMO Mafia 3 is at the very least Medium if not Heavy, the first faction leader you meet is a black woman who rants about the White Man, your main enemy faction for a good chunk of the game is a Redneck Militia, said Redneck Militia is treated as devils because of the same shit you do, etc and etc.

 

[Maurice Maine]

I don't think merely depicting the IDF, or anything certain faction/group for that matter, really warrants a bump in "wokeness", what matters is how said depiction is handled.

IMO Mafia 3 is at the very least Medium if not Heavy, the first faction leader you meet is a black woman who rants about the White Man, your main enemy faction for a good chunk of the game is a Redneck Militia, said Redneck Militia is treated as devils because of the same shit you do, etc and etc.

Mafia 3's enemies are ridiculous. Some yell "he's using negro magic!!!" Or something to that effect. Racism at its finest.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

Huh. Strange to see such a long lived forum not be a troony hellhole but this looks like Codex 2.0
E: Actually, it doesn't look that old - just well used.

Anyway here's some fun I found with zero effort:

https://rpghq.org/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1337-caves-of-qud-dev-is-a-convicted-pedophile

Fucking kek, I knew this shit would happen one day. The devs were already known lolcows for years, mainly got found out during the Ssethzeentach controversy (I personally archived a lot of shit on them & even then I missed a few things). That's a goldmine for the Caves of Chud lore.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What about Mafia 3? The previous Mafias were about... the Mafia. Then 3 comes along and you're black punisher.

What a shit show that game was. I'd mark it as mid level, and frankly you shouldn't play it period cause its such a step back in terms of games too. I remember people tearing it apart for lacking shit the prior games had in terms of appearance and performance.

 

[Ricardo Canitrot]

also it ran like absolute dogshit

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

MK1 at least doesn't have the woke Jax ending, the OK sign censorship or "Make Outworld Great Again" of MK11. It also has three heckin toxic white guys as the superhero DLC, and bought back Stryker, even if only as a kameo. Havn't played either game's campaigns though.
Tanya's new design is bad, but I think the ugly problem with MK females has been a thing since MKvsDC. NRS just can't make them attractive, they were decent looking in Armageddon and earlier. Also the new taunt command sort of discourages teabagging/crouch mindgames and could probably be activated in tournament, it's a very bad idea to code a taunt as four down motions that could easily come out in gameplay.

They were hot AF in 9 or whichever one introduced Skarlet.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

They were hot AF in 9 or whichever one introduced Skarlet.

9 was the last good MK.
X was... mediocre but it was the start of the end. Its only been downhill since then.