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When will Jack drop dead?

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Makes me wonder, when Jack inevitably gets his 7th stroke and dies, do you think that he'll get wheeled out the door, or will they blow a hole in his newly built barn and have a crane lift him out?
The neighbors hear loud grinding and whirring from circular saws as they cut open the pro shop house to take out Jack's carcass.
 
Unlike Boogie, I'd be at least a little sad if Jack croaked, if only because the fun would be entirely over, even if the current content is pretty depressing just watching an asshole ruin his quality of life completely and just keep going. We're never going to see a return to golden era Jack where he actually had confidence and a real media career of sorts (and could use his arms to make more complicated bilge).
His gay son doing gloryhole reviews and Tammy driving him to different YMCAs with his wife crying into a bucket of KFC won't be the same.

Yeah jacks got almost hard to watch and he deserves to suffer.

After the Wendigo finds a new host, we definitely should keep this thread around for based Rob and talking about food.
 
We're never going to see a return to golden era Jack where he actually had confidence and a real media career of sorts (and could use his arms to make more complicated bilge).
I'm surprised he isn't trying harder to get Junior into the "family business," especially with him underfoot and always around.

Not in the wholesome sense you usually hear it where the craftsman hands down his tools and technique to his beloved children. Jack Jr. is a pair of legs and a pair of hands and, like Jack's speech-to-text apps, if you scream at him enough he'll do an approximate version of what you wanted to do; close enough.
 

Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing?!​

(07/19/24)

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Jack doesn’t know how to pronounce tartar, which makes sense because he probably never goes to a dentist. I guess he’s never been to a seafood restaurant either, though I laugh imagining him ordering “EXTRA TAR TAR SAUCE” there.

Not content to burn money by building a house with two kitchens, or by buying another dozen smokers, Jack contents himself by paying a new company for video editing services, though it’s not really clear what they’ve actually done, and they really don’t have a lot to work with.

Obligatory Tammy Dump Truck:
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I'm surprised he isn't trying harder to get Junior into the "family business," especially with him underfoot and always around.

Not in the wholesome sense you usually hear it where the craftsman hands down his tools and technique to his beloved children. Jack Jr. is a pair of legs and a pair of hands and, like Jack's speech-to-text apps, if you scream at him enough he'll do an approximate version of what you wanted to do; close enough.
That would still require some effort from Jack as well as him caring enough to plan ahead for the future. If he was capable of doing either of those things his life would be completely different right now.

You might as well ask him to unclench his right hand since he is incapable of doing that as well.
 

Are Carnivore Cheetos A Real Thing?!​

(07/19/24)

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Preserve Tube: https://preservetube.com/watch?v=O7jujiY8eKk
He sounds like death. The gurgling, the slurring, the inability to pronounce simple words.

There is no reason why this faggot should be doing carnivore as it's just taking time away from his already short lifespan. I swear every food abomination he eats is taking days off his life.

As for the recipe, if anybody really wants to make it, you will need cream of tartar or lemon juice to help stabilize the meringue. The reason is those egg whites are pasteurized and will not beat to stiff peaks which I'm assuming is what you need. And whatever the recipe is for normal meringue you need to double the acid. And he didn't beat his egg whites enough. They should be stiffer than what he had.

All in all, he fucked up another recipe.
 
"I don't eat Cheetos
I've never ate Cheetos
I've had it before
I know what it tastes like"
I would think nearly everyone in the United States has had cheetos at least once in their life, especially when they were a kid. Of course we know Jack is a liar and probably eats cheetos by the handful even when he's "carnivore"
 
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