Strange things women do/have/endure - That guys wouldn’t know about

Which of the following do you wish were real?

  • Sanitary pads with temporary tattoos

    Votes: 86 17.2%
  • Flintstones shaped birth control

    Votes: 125 25.0%
  • Bras with dog squeakers

    Votes: 138 27.5%
  • None of the above

    Votes: 152 30.3%

  • Total voters
    501
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it seems for women it's more of a bind, because it causes you to have to negate what you are to prevent this kind of attention. Or more likely, just have to deal with it. It's so strange: no picture, no feminine chat behavior, no age, no voice and that's enough to get the attention.
It's less of a problem these days. Ironically, thanks to troons. So nobody's sure who is an actual woman or not.

Back in the 2000s though yeah it was full stealth mode. I had a real ICQ account and then a gaming ICQ account where I was definitely 100% a male college student who watched a lot of football.
 
It's less of a problem these days. Ironically, thanks to troons. So nobody's sure who is an actual woman or not.

Back in the 2000s though yeah it was full stealth mode. I had a real ICQ account and then a gaming ICQ account where I was definitely 100% a male college student who watched a lot of football.
It’s funny. If people on the internet ever saw a tranny irl rather than their porn sick hentai books they would understand there is NO confusing a tranny with a woman.
 
Tampon talk below (I stopped having periods before the cup was a big thing so this is specifically referring to the evil cotton plug)

Most men don't know that periods frequently cause urgent, unexpected, large, messy poops. Sometimes this occurs right after you have inserted a fresh tampon so you have to decide whether to pull out the completely dry tampon or secure the string up out of the way so that you don't get poop on it.

Getting poop on your tampon string is not only exceptionally gross but it is bacterially risky. You don't want fecal germs getting anywhere near your vagina because of the infection risk - this is why we were taught to wipe front to back - so if you leave it in, you run the risk of getting poop in places you don't want. Plus, there is also a chance that you'll push too hard, causing the tampon to become dislodged anyway, which you will notice immediately when you stand up. If you are in a public restroom and/or that is the only tampon you have, you have to jam it back up there with your finger and pray that it went back into place.

The dry pull though is a sensation that cannot be put into words, both for the Herculean strength required to pull that fucker out, and for the feeling of dragging dry, compacted cotton down an area that works so hard to keep itself lubricated.

Sometimes the dry pull isn't poop related. Sometimes you think you've got another day or so on the rag so you put one in only to pull it out unexpectedly dry a few hours later. Because the fun never stops, you'll go skipping out of the bathroom and proceed with your day only to be met with a random bloody gush sometime later, usually in a situation where you can't do a whole lot about it except fold some toilet paper in your underwear, if you caught it before it leaked out onto your pants.

And while we're on the subject, public bathrooms that don't have a fan or pipe-in music are terrible for period management. The crinkling of the wrapper and then the slimy sound of someone inserting a tampon is unmistakable, leading to awkward encounters at the sink.

40 years of this hell and we aren't even talking about the cramps or the other shit. This is just tampon strife. Roughly 480 periods. If there is a god, he can kiss my ass.

Edit - 🤜🤛🍻😍 to the posters before me that went into some of this already. Nothing but love for y'all!!!
 
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Women are more skilled at multitasking than men. Women also have a higher pain tolerance and can perceive more nuance in color than men.
I'm not an expert in human biology or neurology, but I have some corrections and other info to drop on this last, sex comparative bullet since I recently had been interested in sex differences as well as color perception:
  • In terms of natural or default cognitive ability, women may have a better ability for sequential multitasking (ability to interleave or switch attention between tasks) on average [1] [2] while men may have a better ability for concurrent multitasking (maintaining attention on multiple tasks at once) on average [3]; however, it may also be the case that there is no significant difference in multitasking capability between men or women even in multiple aspects [4] [5] [6].
    Maybe the notion of women being better at multitasking arises because many women could be more used to multitasking compared to men, or maybe women multitask more often doing things back to back?
  • Women seem to report pain for specific conditions as being more severe on average (and notably go to seek medical attention more often), but these reports are subjective, so they may not be reflective of how women actually experience pain compared to men. Despite this, it seems like the threshold for detecting pain may be apparently lower in women than men on average [6] [7]. From this, it seems like women may, at least, respond to pain (or feel the need to have it treated) with greater severity than men, if they don't feel it more severely. This article from a decade ago seems to offer a decent review of sex differences in pain research.
  • With regard to seeing color, some women are genetically able to see more colors/see a broader color range if they have tetrachromacy/tetrachromatic vision; however, the ability is not close to ubiquitous among women. I've seen some articles estimate around 15% of women or even substantially less than that have the condition, but there seems to be no clear rate aside from consistency in that the chance of finding a tetrachromat is low. Even if women don't have tetrachromacy all the time. it does seem that men very rarely have the condition, if at all, and would have it at far less rates than women.
 
A woman has to endure stigma, bigotry, and harassment just to get medical treatment for her prostate.
On a more serious note, medical care is "fun". You get absolutely nothing listened to, everything is either weight or pregnancy even if you're the correct weight and had a full hysterectomy, and if you remind the doctors that you can't get pregnant after a FULL HYSTERECTOMY, you're "being difficult" and THAT goes on your chart instead of the tumor/seizure/inability to keep water down/whatever
It’s funny. If people on the internet ever saw a tranny irl rather than their porn sick hentai books they would understand there is NO confusing a tranny with a woman.
You can often tell them apart even on the internet in text-only, but somehow people love to point at troons and go "see what muh wamminz are doing??"
 
40 years of this hell
I honestly cannot remember which video it was from (so I'll just link both), but you can partially thank better nutrition and not getting constantly pregnant only to miscarry or stillbirth for such a long period of menstruation.
edit to add:
full hysterectomy
And then you're at higher risk of dementia in older age
 
The ones that come to mind are:
Bikini bottom, boyshorts (the correct option, keeps pads in place and doesn't go where it shouldn't), "boxers" (boyshorts that are too long on both sides), bloomers (similar to "boxers", but looser), granny panties (high waisted), hipster panties (either a strip to cover the bits and spaghetti strap for the waistband, or really thin at the waistband and bottom), briefs (normal), 5 variants with "brief" in the name that have nothing to do with briefs, low-rise (the kind that don't go up to the top of your ass so you constantly feel like your butt is exposed)
I'll update this if I remember more

I think you got him :story:
I LIVE in boy shorts. Also, bike shorts under dresses is the way to go
 
A reminder that wealthy, famous, aspirationally beautiful and fit young actresses used to look like this before our culture went insane with social media, image filters, rampant facial plastic surgery (other than the standard actress nose job), and drag queen makeup pushed on women and girls:

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And then you're at higher risk of dementia in older age
You're at risk of an ungodly amount of things, they don't really concern themselves with that reality because it doesn't stroke their cock or ego and that's part of why I will never work for or with the medical industry again
 
You're at risk of an ungodly amount of things, they don't really concern themselves with that reality because it doesn't stroke their cock or ego and that's part of why I will never work for or with the medical industry again
Idk, peds is pretty fun when it’s outpatient. Dont deal with the really sad stuff usually, but you do have to deal with parents. My state mandates vaccines, no religious exemption and all you do is tell them they’ll be excluded from school. They’ll comply then.
 
I don’t think men will ever understand the continual dilemma women go through with children and marriage vs career. If a woman has to work while still raising kids, her earning potential is still diminished anyway because most women cannot work entirely full time with young kids (unless the husband can work from home, and/or the mom in question already earns enough working outside the home that childcare costs aren’t a problem).

If a woman is able to stay home and raise the kids without needing to work outside the home, there’s the added risk of big resume gaps. Sadly, hiring practices towards women aren’t kind about this, and the gaps, depending on how big, can be the difference between entry level work and getting a promotion. So if/when women re-enter the workforce, they aren’t earning as much compared to men their same age and with similar credentials.

The birth itself is also risky, even with proper precautions. It doesn’t matter if it’s a c-section or natural birth, the recovery process from that takes a while. Additionally, since women are the ones that produce breast milk, they’ll be the ones that have to wake up at odd hours of the night to feed the baby (unless the mom takes time out of her day to pump, or formula is used).

It’s a massive sacrifice on the women’s part to birth and raise kids, and men aren’t nearly as thankful for it as they should be. If all women collectively decided to not have kids at all, humanity would end fast.
 
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On a more serious note, medical care is "fun". You get absolutely nothing listened to, everything is either weight or pregnancy even if you're the correct weight and had a full hysterectomy, and if you remind the doctors that you can't get pregnant after a FULL HYSTERECTOMY, you're "being difficult" and THAT goes on your chart instead of the tumor/seizure/inability to keep water down/whatever

You are clearly making this up. I have never once had a doctor assume I'm pregnant. This is why nobody likes women: they are shameless prevaricators who exaggerate and outright fabricate anecdotes about bad male behavior in order to make doctors, football players, politicians, and teenagers on Xbox Live look bad.
 
Bikini bottom, boyshorts (the correct option, keeps pads in place and doesn't go where it shouldn't), "boxers" (boyshorts that are too long on both sides), bloomers (similar to "boxers", but looser), granny panties (high waisted), hipster panties (either a strip to cover the bits and spaghetti strap for the waistband, or really thin at the waistband and bottom), briefs (normal), 5 variants with "brief" in the name that have nothing to do with briefs, low-rise (the kind that don't go up to the top of your ass so you constantly feel like your butt is exposed)
Thong (of various types), g-strings, and the "only for spicy times" crotchless.

All terrible options.
 
Well, you can do it, but a lot of women have softer stools during their period, so the risk of getting some on the string is there. It leads to the endless internal debate of whether or not to take out what may be a fairly fresh tampon and inserting another one after wiping (and tampons aren't that cheap that you can just waste them all the time) or being extra cautious because you really don't want fecal matter hanging out around your vagina and urethra. And that's my disgusting womanly information for the day.
The hormone "progesterone" causes the uterus to become inflammed and subsequently-produced "prostaglandin" substance is what the body uses to clean out the uterine lining during menstruation. Since the body isn't able to target just the uterus, the prostaglandins enters the coton and causes women cycle between being constipated, needing to poop, to soft stools akin to diarrhea.

One period I had was so bad, I had to go to the emergency room and get morphine from an IV for the stomach pain to finally stop. They made me take a pregnancy test, drew blood, and MRI scan. When the doctor saw how inflammed and compacted my colon was, they told me I had colitus (colon infection) when looking at my MRI. They prescribed me Amox-Clav (invasive antibiotic that can fuck up your good flora and cause UTIs). It was only after seeing my OBGYN did I figure out that it was just my period working it's typical evil shenanigans.
 
You are clearly making this up. I have never once had a doctor assume I'm pregnant. This is why nobody likes women: they are shameless prevaricators who exaggerate and outright fabricate anecdotes about bad male behavior in order to make doctors, football players, politicians, and teenagers on Xbox Live look bad.
Lmao okay buddy, just remember YWNBAW
 
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