Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[lonelygorl15]

There was also the thin woman who appeared in the multi-size videos alongside Emely. She was clearly never an actual friend, and Anna had actually advertised from someone to fill that role-- but I include her because Anna did refer to her as a friend in the course of the videos.

Right, of course. The video where Anna bought a bunch of insanely ugly prairie dresses from Target and hired a size 6 girl, size 20 Emely, and herself to model them. Couldn't even buy something cute because what if it looks really good on the other two women? Nope, hideous dresses only.

A classic.

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I still can't get over how enormous she is. What the hell kind of filters and angling and black magic does she use on her videos/pics to not look like this. Insanity.

She also made a bunch of IG videos being super annoying and pretentious, talking about outfits to "wear on set'. or shoes to "wear on set". Oh yeah, did she mention yet "on set"? And that's the outfit she showed up in. Wrinkled, pajama type sloppy clothes that look like they were pulled from the bottom of the hamper.


I've always thought Anna hates other women. Other women have things Anna does not have. Things Anna wants, deserves, and feels entitled to. Therefore, they're the enemy. Anna can't even find another woman to pose as the ugly fat friend, because NO one is uglier, fatter, or more obnoxious than her. Even other ugly, morbidly obese women don't want Anna as the one to make them look better, because she's that awful to be around.

Anna is probably extremely embarrassing to be around and causes a scene everywhere she goes. That's why whenever her friend Tracie is around, she always has an expression on her face that says "I'm sorry she's loud and an inconvenience but she's retarded but I have no other choice and have to wrangle her."

I'm sure there's plenty of moments that Anna is a bitch to Jon; we've seen glimpses of his annoyed/exasperated face before. But she needs him too desperately to risk pissing him off to the point he quits. Combined with his complete lack of self-respect, Anna has herself a man-slave to hoist her folds into string bikini tops and listen to her crying about three airplane seats being too small.

 

[OttoWest]

Right, of course. The video where Anna bought a bunch of insanely ugly prairie dresses from Target and hired a size 6 girl, size 20 Emely, and herself to model them. Couldn't even buy something cute because what if it looks really good on the other two women? Nope, hideous dresses only.

Nicole was the name of the size 6 girl.

 

[thejackal2]

She’s tried on and hauled 100s of jeans and pants that don’t fit her yet she is on the verge of tears every time. Every video she starts doing her unbearable wobbly voice and talking about how sad this one thing has made her, and every day there’s a new thing she’s deeply upset about. Most people don’t have the gas tank to be friends with someone like that. If you don’t validate her, you’re gaslighting her.

Everywhere she goes Anna is on the verge of a Hawaiian shrimp shack like break down. I think what she must mean by "type A" is unable to deal with any sort of adversity or change in plans. It just makes her jobs prior to influencer look obviously obtained by nepotism. Her executive function is trash tier. She can't plan anything. If anything goes awry, she's thrown into a crying fit of throwing money at the problem.

 

[Angry New Ager]

I think what she must mean by "type A" is unable to deal with any sort of adversity or change in plans.

It's actually an intense need to be in control of the situation, and people around her, all the time—which leads to the inability to deal with adversity and unexpected change.

She's a morass of internal chaos, with a conspicuous lack of self-control, neither of which she wants to face or address, so she covers it up by being a control freak over external circumstances, and calls it "perfectionism" and a "Type A personality."

 

[Pussyworth]

How many “friends” have we seen Anna churn through?

Christa: former sister-in-law, hasn’t been seen in years. Same for her kids, Anna’s now grown niece and nephew

Riley: former assistant (from the creepy doll video?)

EatitKatie: weirdo influencer

Curvemodel Erica: fat influencer model

Emely: fat but good natured influencer, witness to the infamous 2022 Hawaiian shrimp meltdown

Sam: drunk fat blonde chick from her previous apartment at The Bowen

???: fat blonde British “fitness” influencer from the yacht trip

Tracie: her only actual friend

Dad and Sheri: MIA or at least not wanting to be on camera. Same for the rest of the family. Anna has tons of cousins out there but she never talks about them. They’d be her peers, age wise.

It must be a very lonely life.

You forgot the pack of attractive black influencers she went to Tulum with. The black influencers spent, like 98% of their time doing nothing but twerking while Anna stood in the corner akwardly and posted about how "inspiring" they all were

 

[lonelygorl15]

You forgot the pack of attractive black influencers she went to Tulum with. The black influencers spent, like 98% of their time doing nothing but twerking while Anna stood in the corner akwardly and posted about how "inspiring" they all were

I mentioned them in my post on page 1531 .

I welcome the Top Hats. Off to touch grass.

Spoiler: being dumb and moti

Not trying to backseat mod but a lot of you new fags, whether to the Farms itself or to the Anna thread, really need to work on your reading comprehension. Between multiple one sentence posts asking things that have been discussed in great detail, to skimming over things like this, it is bogging down the thread. Quit being lazy and read and research for yourself. The Search feature on the site works great. Read the Forum rules about low quality posts.

Also, to the fat Anna redditors, if you're going to steal our posts and discuss it on reddit, you could at least give us credit. But then that would admit to visiting and reading the Big Bad Scary Anti Troon Place.

 

[Clamater]

Everywhere she goes Anna is on the verge of a Hawaiian shrimp shack like break down. I think what she must mean by "type A" is unable to deal with any sort of adversity or change in plans. It just makes her jobs prior to influencer look obviously obtained by nepotism. Her executive function is trash tier. She can't plan anything. If anything goes awry, she's thrown into a crying fit of throwing money at the problem.

Page 756 if anybody lurking missed this besides just me

 

[Morbo]

I just noticed she’s turned off comments on her running video.
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Also: is it certain that the “Kim Kardashian of Jamaica” video has been lost to time? And the follow up video where she apparently witnessed a murder? I was new to Anna back then so remember the videos but also remember them being swiftly deleted.

It must be truly lost, more and more people are aware of Anna and yet no-one has found the video.

Last search returned "nasty gal bikini"

 

[often puzzled]

It must be truly lost, more and more people are aware of Anna and yet no-one has found the video.

Last search returned "nasty gal bikini"

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Kate Winslet often incorporates a quick clip of Anna twerking on a ship into her videos, which I think is from the lost Jamaica video.

Kate, if you're reading this, please know that this thread has Jamaican twerking nostalgia and would feel eternally indebted to you if you could could make our eyeballs bleed.

 

[Jaws Of Hell]

I mentioned them in my post on page 1531 .

I welcome the Top Hats. Off to touch grass.

Spoiler: being dumb and moti

Not trying to backseat mod but a lot of you new fags, whether to the Farms itself or to the Anna thread, really need to work on your reading comprehension. Between multiple one sentence posts asking things that have been discussed in great detail, to skimming over things like this, it is bogging down the thread. Quit being lazy and read and research for yourself. The Search feature on the site works great. Read the Forum rules about low quality posts.

Also, to the fat Anna redditors, if you're going to steal our posts and discuss it on reddit, you could at least give us credit. But then that would admit to visiting and reading the Big Bad Scary Anti Troon Place.

There are 1500 pages in this thread, most people aren't autistic enough to read the whole thing, even if we find Anna interesting as a cow. I kinda wish OPs were treated differently here on KF and we're somewhat regularly updated with links to interesting posts.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

There are 1500 pages in this thread, most people aren't autistic enough to read the whole thing, even if we find Anna interesting as a cow. I kinda wish OPs were treated differently here on KF and we're somewhat regularly updated with links to interesting posts.

Then go ahead and get started and do it

 

[ghjoigcbn]

It must be truly lost, more and more people are aware of Anna and yet no-one has found the video.

Last search returned "nasty gal bikini"

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Does this mean people are reuploading her videos to porn sites?

Also “nasty gal” is an online clothing store

 

[thejackal2]

Time to get back on topic with this absolute Anna summer banger from only 7 years ago. Time flies following deathfats.

The answer had to be "it chafed".

 

[Barbarella]

There are 1500 pages in this thread, most people aren't autistic enough to read the whole thing, even if we find Anna interesting as a cow. I kinda wish OPs were treated differently here on KF and were somewhat regularly updated with links to interesting posts.

Not true, many of us are autistic enough to read threads before participating - reading up on cows is, of course, why we are here. But I suppose if you have to mouth each word you read like an exceptional individual, it might seem a chore.

Tip to newfags: read up on the highlight function. It will take you through the most informative posts on any thread. If you don’t know about the highlight function:

LURK MOAR!!!!!

Or go ahead and give your retarded Reddit takes that have been discussed ad nauseam, but prepare for Kiwis to descend to call you a retarded niggerfaggot.

Thread tax: Anna is FAT, so fat her dermatologist fills jars with her fat, and I would not have sex with her or her suction doctor.

 

[Free the Pedos]

There are 1500 pages in this thread, most people aren't autistic enough to read the whole thing, even if we find Anna interesting as a cow. I kinda wish OPs were treated differently here on KF and we're somewhat regularly updated with links to interesting posts.

“Joined July 5 2024”
But seriously, this is exactly the important stuff you’ll miss if you won’t at least read the highlights.

 

[glass_houses]

There are 1500 pages in this thread, most people aren't autistic enough to read the whole thing, even if we find Anna interesting as a cow. I kinda wish OPs were treated differently here on KF and we're somewhat regularly updated with links to interesting posts.

I get that a lot of many long threads is annoying filler, but finding and reading the entire backstory of lolcow can sometimes be really fun. It takes you a while, but it's like reading a biography with outside commentary in real time.

 

[keke]

This thread is one of the easiest to catch-up on. The OP is still relevant and she doesn’t do much. Some threads have weak highlights that don’t tell the story (GL trying to track the Haydur Nation characters or have fun with the miserable cunts in Chantal’s thread) but this one is fine.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

A classic.

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This is my fav all time banger from Anna.

She snagged a big Pharma info ad, but big Pharma corporation marketing has a very specific demo they are targeting - very obese women 35-65 with insurance coverage that are fat enough they have health problems that will green light insurance approval. They styled Anna as this extra extra fat every woman and it’s just perfect. They made her Debbie in HR with all the photos of her new grand baby (no shade on Debbies with grand babies) that has a desk drawer full of snacks and always asking what everyone wants to do for lunch.

Anna tries to style herself as a decade younger, not older, as 20-something quirky fun fat chick. She wants to appeal to valuable under 27, not the over 37 set. Her ability to do this is quickly coming to an end given her health and age. I think this is why she’s jumping on quack surgeries now and tries to act like a 14 year old, she knows her ability to cater to that vaunted demo is slipping away. Anna’s future as a “influencer” or marketing is that Pharma ad.

 

[Programmer Socks]

She looks like an actual house sitting at that table, her size shocks me every time we get an unedited shot - her height makes her even more lumbering and enormous. Anna you're an absolute monster. My god.