Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Gutter Twin]

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I think it's been a lot harder for me to wake up everyday with a smile on my face when I can't do the thing that I used to do to bring myself a lot of joy which is to exercise. I can't work out.

Don't be coy, Anna. We all know that you can still very well do the thing that brings you a lot of joy. It's eating.

 

[Barbarella]

Proof all over her house. Cheesy popcorn, boxes of breakfast bars, candy, she’s got a pan with what looks like brownie crumbs on it, it appears there might be a 12 pack of soda…a sink full of dishes, but we saw when she got home from surgery it was clean. I thought she must have let the housekeeper in when she got home. So that mess was a week of recovery.

Anybody identify this soda? Hard drink? Might say cherry.



Her thighs are the same. They might appear a little smoother (or not), but the size is the same. This is going to be a big insurance rip off. It’s kind of her last hope for a “miracle” weight loss magic that she’s been looking for more than a decade. After she realizes this isn’t permanent, she’ll have to realize it’s give up food or die. And like all deathfats, she’ll pick death.

 

[Potato Cat]

Consistently wearing compression garments and the lymphatic massage could also explain any minor changes in her body.

 

[lukewarm coffee]

Damn, she's got shit just thrown all over. Who does that? No excuse for that as a forty year old woman. She's such an unholy mess of a person.

 

[Squid Bitch]

Anybody identify this soda? Hard drink? Might say cherry.

Surprisingly, it doesn't appear to be alcoholic—I'm pretty sure it's Clear American sparkling water, Cherry Limeade flavor.

 

[Pina Colada]

Surprisingly, it doesn't appear to be alcoholic—I'm pretty sure it's Clear American sparkling water, Cherry Limeade flavor.
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Yep! While the sweetened flavors aren't 100% healthy, sparkling water is otherwise a great way to kick a soda habit and the CA bottles are around 10 calories per serving. Helps that said flavor you posted is one of my favorites besides Red, White, and Blue and Tangerine.

 

[Pussyworth]

Wait, I had a thought.

Is it possible she ordered something she didn’t like on purpose to create drama?

Because when I saw her crying over the bagel, it didn’t seem genuine at all. It came off as super performative. Plus, she was already kind of mad because the shop didnt have the exact cream cheese she wanted originally.

Then while talking about her order being the wrong bagel with the wrong cream cheese, she licks the cream cheese off her finger multiple times.

Why would she lick cream cheese off her finger while claiming to not want to eat it because didn’t know what type of cream cheese it was.

Plus the bagel is made at or near the counter. She didn’t see the worker picking out the wrong bagel? And she didn’t see them picking out the wrong cream cheese? And she didn’t check it before she left? Any shop would happily correct a messed up order even if it was close to closing. Because that’s customer service 101

I think it does have the right kind of cream cheese on it, even though it's the wrong bagel. Thompkins Square bagels does an olive and pimento spread that looks a lot like what's on there.

 

[Trombonista]

The blue bottle is Dawn Powerwash, a spray foam dish soap.

My parents bought that and didn't like it.

 

[glass_houses]

Something just occurred to me: with the surgery and the lymphatic massages, how is Old Blackie and the rest of her varicose veins fairing? Doesn't pressure increase the possibility of ruptures?

 

[StoopidFookingHamsterFace]

I know I'm late and honestly I'm a bit behind, but Congratulations! After all that hard work and dedication you put yourself through, forcing yourself to accomplish a goal even with all the discomfort, pain, and medical dibilitation, you set out and finally achieving something after all this struggling and hardship. Just look at the results, you've earned it! No one can take this away from you, because your character and self finally show all the rewards of your sacrifice that you had to selflessly make to get what you've achieved!

Look at this before and after. The body does speak of the soul; couldn't be happier for you!

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

Can't really tell if there's any difference in the candy juicys because LOOK AT HER SNATCHED WAIST.
She almost crushed Data again by flopping on the bed like she'd been shot by a hunter that mistook her for a wild hog.
She wishes she had more friends. Anna, nobody wants to be friends with you because you're supremely annoying and loud and rude and fake and self-absorbed and stupid. Plus, you're a drunk and a liar --so... there's that.
She felt bad about herself all day? Good. She should.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

Anna said that she had multiple friends that were willing to nurse her back to health after her surgery and in fact loved her sooo much that they were scared their ineptitude would harm their beloved Anna so she hired a nurse to ease their minds. But now completely out of nowhere she says she wants more friends. That is pretty greedy, Anna.

Unless what actually happened is that none of her friends were actually willing to help her or not willing to help her to the extent that she wanted which is why she hired a nurse and why she is grousing about how she needs new friends now.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

The way she is trying to hide how much she is huffing and puffing while tidying up, with that purse-lipped breathing.
Anna, you don't need to go outside to exercise you're clearly getting a full cardio workout at home.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

She is so deep in denial. Does she really think there's a difference before vs after surgery?

Her Munchie Era really took off with top speed. I honestly thought it would creep up slowly, but then again she's been one fall away from immobility for years now and hitting 40 seems to be the tipping point for our gorls healthwise.

 

[Freetimbit]

I just noticed she’s turned off comments on her running video.

Also: is it certain that the “Kim Kardashian of Jamaica” video has been lost to time? And the follow up video where she apparently witnessed a murder? I was new to Anna back then so remember the videos but also remember them being swiftly deleted.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

Consistently wearing compression garments and the lymphatic massage could also explain any minor changes in her body.

That’s why I’m thinking they didn’t really do anything but cut into her and that’s why they were ok doing it on her! They’re con artists. They already are probably psychopaths due to the profession and look how they are doing it all fame hungry. They just swirled her candy juice I bet! Then they didn’t have anything to dump later is this on video? I need to investigate.

 

[Terfatron]

It's mesmerizing

You show em kween

 

[GenociderSyo]

Also: is it certain that the “Kim Kardashian of Jamaica” video has been lost to time? And the follow up video where she apparently witnessed a murder? I was new to Anna back then so remember the videos but also remember them being swiftly deleted.

Sadly I've tried all the trash sites and such and even had wayback links to a still of it, but no video. I think the 2nd one MAY have been archived in this thread some where though. A lot of Anna videos in thread were missing when I did the deep dive into her blogs/history.

 

[glass_houses]

Unless what actually happened is that none of her friends were actually willing to help her or not willing to help her to the extent that she wanted which is why she hired a nurse and why she is grousing about how she needs new friends now.

Anyone who has had a narcissist as a 'friend' can tell you that they don't take "No" or even "Yes, but only if these conditions are met" very well. Anna may well have had friends who were willing to provide care, but only at a particular time or for specific duties. There's a reason why there's an endless stream of Reddit stories written by bewildered individuals trying to understand why their friend/relative suddenly decided to reschedule X special occasion on a date where they knew well in advance that the bewildered individual would be doing Y essential task that can't delayed. If Anna's friend told her, "I can help you outside of these dates, in between these dates I'm booked in for a non-refundable $50 000 holiday of a lifetime with my dying relative intent on crossing off their bucket list" that's exactly when Anna would have booked the surgery, and she would have been genuinely shocked and angry when her friend came back with "WTF no, I'm not cancelling this trip, why would you do this?"

 

[Jizzrag]

Anna has one friend, Tracy. She lives in New Mexico and Anna is the God parent to her children.
It was her Anna drove to when she was caught in a snow storm a few years back. Anna took Tracy along as a plus one on a Disney cruise a couple years ago, where Tracy had to film and photograph Anna.

Anna’s other “friends” disappeared as soon as they entered, even though they got free sponsored trips from Anna.