How many cheeses are reasonable in a dish? When is it obviously just showing off?

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I like cheese same as anyone, but anyone who could distinguish the individual cheeses in 6-cheese pizza is probably not the kind of person who's eating 6-cheese pizza.

I'm not sure I could tell 3-cheese macaroni and cheese from 4-cheese, honestly. At some point they just have to be padding the cheese total for marketing purposes.
 
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Three cheese stuff seems well liked enough. Six is way overboard though. You also need to pair the cheeses well so you can make out each one. Using several cheeses that don't have a lot of difference seems a waste. Just use more of one cheese then.
Cheese is the white mans food you can't have to much of it unless you are a Nigger
I meant more the cheese diversity, not total cheese quantity.

4-cheese pizza, instead of double-cheese pizza.

That's actually another question: is three the universal beginning number for cheese bragging? I don't believe I've ever seen "2-cheese macaroni" at a store or in a menu. And what is the highest number of cheeses known to be in a commercially available dish?
 
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I meant more the cheese diversity, not total cheese quantity.

4-cheese pizza, instead of double-cheese pizza.

That's actually another question: is three the universal beginning number for cheese bragging? I don't believe I've ever seen "2-cheese macaroni" at a store or in a menu. And what is the highest number of cheeses known to be in a commercially available dish?
2 types or 3 if done properly beyond that you start muddling the tastes blending them in to an indistinct mess like putting to much spices in a dish resulting in a dish just tasting like nothing in particular
 
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Maybe, but a minimum of three cheese seems elementary for several plates:

Lasagna: Ricotta, Mozza & Parm or romano.
Considering this, I propose that the rule is:

If the standard cheese diversity of the dish is ≤2, then we can specify the amount of total cheeses if the cheese diversity >2.​

If the standard cheese diversity of the dish is >2, then we can specify the amount of total cheeses once it passes beyond that standard.​

So if you add a cheese to the aforementioned lasagna, it is now 4-cheese lasagna.
 
No such thing as too much cheese. Anyone who claims otherwise can’t be trusted.
Again, the question isn't about whether the cheese layers in your lasagna should be a cumulative two inches.

The question is: must anyone labor to construct a 102-cheese pizza? (archive) How many simultaneous cheeses can the human mind and tongue perceive?
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And if you do successfully perceive all 102 cheeses, what's the SAN loss for that, 1d8?
 
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