DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

BTW for anyone who didn't see this. The Farms apparently caught it and ALT showed it on stream today.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

He's probably over a hundred thousand dollars into WWEC now.

He's over $100k now for sure. When the account was discovered 4 years ago it already passed the 40k threshold to get to the highest VIP level in the game, with the bank leaks and TJ's tracking we can see that he spends $2k a month on the game MINIMUM. According to the leaks in some months he's spent over $5k. I wouldn't be surprised if he spent $100k just between the account's discovery until now. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he's already $200k deep into that shitty game.

 

[Iron Father]

Brian is a raging faggot and he’s only doing this because he wasn’t getting any attention on his streams or on Twitter in the last few weeks.

Kind of funny how all that bravado about not working with Phil went out the fucking window.

I just wanna know why so many of the “detractors” are sucking this dude off. If literally anybody else chose to be friends with this asshole and stream with him they’d get destroyed.

Brian is a faggot and I hope you’re reading this Brian because you’re a faggot. Nobody gives a fuck that you wanna play with Jayde. You’re still gay.

I'm amused by his presence in the goutsphere solely because he's one of the few people DSP can and will interact with, and as we just saw he can't even do that properly. Muting his mic to sing to his audience, nervously laughing at jokes he'd usually hate, awkwardly grinning through Brian's sneak-dissing banter. It's gold.

Alien skin-walker Phil is one of the rarer and funnier things he gives us. Also knowing that Brian has spoken to Phil about Derich is hilarious to me.

I wish Phil would interact with more people, not less. He's so uncomfortable when he doesn't have an iron grip over his own streams.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

I'm amused by his presence in the goutsphere solely because he's one of the few people DSP can and will interact with, and as we just saw he can't even do that properly. Muting his mic to sing to his audience, nervously laughing at jokes he'd usually hate, awkwardly grinning through Brian's sneak-dissing banter. It's gold.

Alien skin-walker Phil is one of the rarer and funnier things he gives us. Also knowing that Brian has spoken to Phil about Derich is hilarious to me.

I wish Phil would interact with more people, not less. He's so uncomfortable when he doesn't have an iron grip over his own streams.

These streams have the potential to be entertaining, but the two of them are way too boring. Phil barely talks, afraid of saying something offensive. And it's no wonder Brian has to ride piggy's coattails for attention; he's somehow even less interesting than Phil.

I cut out after about 15 minutes tonight, but this stream started the same as the past ones. Phil is practically silent, while Brian speaks every now and then. Detractors try to tempt Brian into reading something about WWE Champions or Derich out loud to rattle piggy's cage, but they have yet to produce any gold dust.

Khet sulking on stream and ignoring chat was more fun to watch than Brian.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Truth be told I don't think he's flip flopped. I think people don't realize that money and viewers are about all he really cares about and he has negative investment in the vortex otherwise. He said he wasn't going to play with Phil to get the nods from all the Dentractors and now that the attention/money from that dried up he's doing another flyby to hopefully leech some of DSP's anti-fanbase into his proper fanbase. Might work, depends on exactly how dented they are.
He can't have flip flopped because he was never on Phil's side and imo he was always aware Phil was a dipshit. But Phil is a dipshit sitting on a gold mine, attention.

Brian has been streaming forever without getting anywhere. Meanwhile Phil has multiple restreams with hundreds of viewers of every minute of his bullshit plus thousands of people watching videos about him every day. Multiple detractor channels somehow float along with hundreds of members and decent superchat activity.

I don’t think Brian is doing it well (or could, because he is really boring) or will get anywhere with it, but I get the impulse to try to pick up some fans from among the detractors. It’s not admirable but it’s understandable.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

The only way an interactive stream with Phil can be entertaining is by pushing him way too far and you'll never talk to him again. Hence, it's all boring as Phil also says nothing and is just fake and gay.

 

[Si vis pacem para bellum]

The only way an interactive stream with Phil can be entertaining is by pushing him way too far and you'll never talk to him again. Hence, it's all boring as Phil also says nothing and is just fake and gay.

This is why the thread for many years advocated hard hands off policy, not even to be in his comments or chat. The more his guard gets let down the more this dude fucks himself over. He rides high on some temporary perceived W and we all laugh because the W is something like "wow 2 jayde-tier intellects actually bought his story about why he's balding today because of his mom". He clams up and makes everything boring right now. His playthroughs are all unwatchable, his podcast is damned near unwatchable without HEAVY clipping and because most of the clippers are themselves retarded they're more interested in inserting themselves than getting the important bits.
Side note
I saw on the restream that he was talking about his busted ice machine the other day. It's wild where he draws the line:
-busted toilet? Abandon the bathroom entirely
-busted cat? Opt to continue to let him get infections (likely not cleaning the litter box often enough) and just buy a new fight stick you don't need.
-busted dishwasher? Never was a problem because you're a tard who uses all paper plates and cooks nothing.
-busted disposal unit? Get it immediately repaired several times breaking it inbetween because you use it for everything. When Khat dies, you know how she'll be disposed of now I suppose.

 

[Guinan's hats]

I saw Brian streaming earlier this week to 5 people. That is the explanation for all of this.

 

[X2F01 101011]

I saw Brian streaming earlier this week to 5 people. That is the explanation for all of this.

This is exactly what I was saying to Ludwig World Order. He’s not getting shit for views, and his post on Twitter were literally getting no likes at all. Absolutely nothing.

Then all the sudden boom he magically wants to start fucking with Phil again, all the sudden doesn’t care about Derich or any of the weirdos in his chat that originally put him off.

I think what annoys me the most is I just see all these people sucking his dick like he’s such a great dude for doing it. He’s not. Playing with fucking Jayde doesn’t make him a saint.

People have this idea that Jayde is a kid, and has some type of diminished mentality because of his physical disability. I have cerebral palsy too, and you not see me dicking around hanging out in Phil’s chat and trying to give him money.

Fuck a disability, that’s the definition of being retarded. I don’t have sympathy for any of these people.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

I wish Phil would interact with more people, not less. He's so uncomfortable when he doesn't have an iron grip over his own streams.

Same, I haven't watched yesterday's Brian stream but the first stream where they were both mic'd up was something else. Brian tried making conversation but Phail was a complete brick wall, only giving one word answers and Brian had to fucking work to squeeze anything else out of him. The SideScrollers interview was fucking peak, I felt like I was watching police interrogation footage where two cops grind down some retard with an overly inflated view of his own intelligence. I'm still bummed that we never got that Mike Clum MyCum documentary. I know that Mike would probably gas him up and make a fluff piece but it'd backfire as hard as the Boogie pity piece documentary did.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

You know for all the talk of flow chart and pattern play he whines about in SF6 he literally always does a grab after getting a perfect parry, likely because he doesn’t wanna risk fucking up the combo or doesn’t know what is optimal to do for each situation

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Regardless of whether Brian is a flipflopper, getting SpinelessSydePhil like this is gold:

 

[Iron Father]

These streams have the potential to be entertaining, but the two of them are way too boring. Phil barely talks, afraid of saying something offensive. And it's no wonder Brian has to ride piggy's coattails for attention; he's somehow even less interesting than Phil.

I cut out after about 15 minutes tonight, but this stream started the same as the past ones. Phil is practically silent, while Brian speaks every now and then. Detractors try to tempt Brian into reading something about WWE Champions or Derich out loud to rattle piggy's cage, but they have yet to produce any gold dust.

Khet sulking on stream and ignoring chat was more fun to watch than Brian.

Oh I'm not watching it. I'd rather kill myself than watch Phil stream. But just knowing he's being put in an uncomfortable situation is funny to me. I'm a simple man. If clippers can extract any gold dust afterwards, that's nice too.

 

[myone]

Regardless of whether Brian is a flipflopper, getting SpinelessSydePhil like this is gold:

Absolutely disgusting. A 42 year old man afraid to voice his honest thoughts over voice chat on the internet. Imagine how he crumbles in person... oh we don't need to imagine, we know. They really should've beaten him up back then instead of buying the pity routine.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Wouldn't even give Jayde a single match on his birthday either, what a complete prick.

 

[A Piece of Coal]

Wouldn't even give Jayde a single match on his birthday either, what a complete prick.

That was more certain than death and taxes.

I don’t get being upset about Brian streaming with Phil. OF COURSE he’s doing it to leech off Piggy. It might offer some ok moments that get clipped and that’s it.

Getting assmad because someone is using him is retarded. NO ONE wants to genuinely be around Phil, not even his retarded fat cunt of a wife.

 

[PieceofShet]

This Brian stream was peak cringe, I felt awkward. DSP behaves like he never interacted with a real person.
And for those who missed it, Brian made DSP sing the birthday song to his dent. Enjoy!

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

You know for all the talk of flow chart and pattern play he whines about in SF6 he literally always does a grab after getting a perfect parry, likely because he doesn’t wanna risk fucking up the combo or doesn’t know what is optimal to do for each situation

Even as someone who has never played this game before I can observe moments where he genuinely has no idea what to do. He's also whiffing a lot showing he doesn't understand the effective range of his moves.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

ValedictorianStylePhil here to explain to us all how 3d isn't actually real because we only see one angle of objects.

Those comments he made about double vision and no depth perception really make you think. It's always been clear that Phil's vision is fucked up, but could whatever gives him the stroke mouth also have given him a lazy eye? It might have affected his binocular vision and, Phil being Phil, he just assumed having no depth perception was normal for everyone.

As I type this out I also remember that one shot of his eye pointing in a random direction. Was that on the same side as his droop? I'm not an optician so idk if any of this makes sense, I'm just wondering.

 

[FamicomGorby]

ValedictorianStylePhil here to explain to us all how 3d isn't actually real because we only see one angle of objects.

Oh I remember this when he first said it. I'm like 90% sure Phil played Duke Nukem 3D or Doom once and decided that the way that objects are just 2D sprites that rotate to face the player is how reality works.