Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tragi-Chan]

Here's an L that is being treated as a W.

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He immediately clocks the other troon and assumes the other one isn't just BSing him the same way he was.

He was so proud of this he uploaded a pic of exactly what he looked like at the time.

Spoiler: Passing woman

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Jesus, he looks like he’s dying.

 

[A Fucking Houseplant]

She acknowledges that chasers and other troons are into it, she just doesn't want to deal with people like herself. Dood... how invalidating.

For me, that was the icing on the cake. The validest little man just got a reality check and has been made out for the choosing beggar that they are!

Go and claim your people, lil pooner.

 

[Jacknife]

Here we see the average pooner failing to understand that people generally aren't willing to date someone they aren't physically attracted to. That and the only people who would find interest in her kind are blatant fetishists.
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I think she understands it quite well since the video actually highlights the issues, if only she understood that she could have saved herself all the trouble if she would not have taken this path.

Also it was funny.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Here we see the average pooner failing to understand that people generally aren't willing to date someone they aren't physically attracted to. That and the only people who would find interest in her kind are blatant fetishists.
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What I find amusing about this vignette is that the only characters that don't fetishise or misgender her are straight men.

The imagined women and the gays and the trannies are all into weird shit or are 'genital fetishists'.

 

[Geraldine]

Europe manages to fit freight and passengers on the same rails just fine.

So did the USA at one time.

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Back on .. ahem .. track now.
Let's point and laugh at this one.
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Here's a bit of back and forth in the comments.
Note the "Reddit karma".

 

[Endangered Species List]

Why do mtfs always dress like middle schoolers or geriatric grannies, no in between.

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My mum told me I dress like I am 14.

Hey folks!!! I am 25 (mtf) and I have been trying to dress more feminine in casual scenarios. My job is very hard to dress feminine in since it requires wearing work clothes. Anyways, my go to outfit recently has been a plaid skater skirt, fishnet tights, doc martens, and a my chemical romance baby tee. Everybody I know has told me I look super cute and/or adorable, which is what I was going for. Just got off the phone with my mum and she told me although she doesn’t really like the “goth style”, I dress more emo/punk, but she said I dress like a 14-year-old girl and not a 25-year-old woman. Any advice to age up my outfits? I want to still be noticeably alt but also not look like a kid.

EDIT: just to clarify since I think my phrasing sucks. I don’t wear this outfit to work. I wear carpentry or HVAC pants and T-shirts I don’t care get trashed. This was an outfit I wear to go out and hangout with friends or go on dates in. Sorry for the confusion

Bonus: Not actually trans as far as I can tell, but a genderspecial and don’t they usually consider themself trans anyways

Spoiler: Fun replies

 

[Stan]

Europe manages to fit freight and passengers on the same rails just fine. At most you’d need to add bypass tracks at certain stations, so the passenger trains aren’t blocking the freight trains and vice versa.

It kind of sucks when you’re off the Amtrak tracks though cause then freight can actually sidetrack passenger trains and you can end up waiting a while to get moving again. This happens to me when I take Amtrak south of DC. Never really minded it tho because the views of cotton fields and tobacco are pleasant and the cafe car sells beer, wine, and spirits. (This on the Carolinian from NYC to Charlotte.)

Ok back on the troon tracks:

Ok ok I’ll stop

This troon wore this outfit to his moms birthday. He looks like a goddam hooker

I can’t make up anything funnier than the actual title

Friendly reminder to all our kiwi friends to ask for pronouns and don’t assume teehee, apparently it REALLY BOTHERS THEM

Never stopped to think the imposter syndrome was right?

 

[glass_houses]

So did the USA at one time.

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Back on .. ahem .. track now.
Let's point and laugh at this one.
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Here's a bit of back and forth in the comments.
Note the "Reddit karma".
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Can someone find that photo of the troon with one chest tumour lobed like a clown balloon?

 

[Geraldine]

Never stopped to think the imposter syndrome was right?

At least originally "impostor syndrome" meant feeling like an impostor when you are not.
Such as deep down you still feel like a child while acting adult.
A typical "normal" neurosis.

Does not apply to troons.

 

[Paper Machete]

Troons don't have imposter syndrome, they compliment fish from each other and handmaidens. Anyone sharing pictures of themselves but includes disparaging comments about their looks or the way they're dressed in the picture is doing this. Remember these people are deranged, while deep in their delusions they literally do not see reality for what it is. Remember that post by the dude who came out of it and realized he was brainwashed of a sort into thinking other troons were attractive and he was like WTF? Yeah...

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Remember these people are deranged, while deep in their delusions they literally do not see reality for what it is. Remember that post by the dude who came out of it and realized he was brainwashed of a sort into thinking other troons were attractive and he was like WTF? Yeah...

Lmao that post was so funny.
“I have to admit, when I was deep in the cult I thought contra and philosophytube passed perfectly and that they were the feminine ideal. Now I have no idea how I ever saw anything but men…”

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Note how freaked out troons get by any (relatively) sensible advice/perspective…

 

[glioblastoma multiforme]

my go to outfit recently has been a plaid skater skirt, fishnet tights, doc martens, and a my chemical romance baby tee.

Based mum calling him out on dressing like this.

This troon wore this outfit to his moms birthday. He looks like a goddam hooker

Another based mum, she must have been mortified.

There was also a post from @Coo Coo Bird about someone getting misgendered in a pink women's tank top with visible bra by the pharmacist who dispenses their estrogen.

I don't have an original take on this, Its obviously because they are trying to transition to the teenage girls or porn actresses they fetishise like the gross pedos they are, we all know this. What I do want to say is that by dressing like this, I think they are peaking normies. So though its super creepy, I wholeheartedly support it.

I've seen a 50 year old man in the wild dressed like a hooker with a bad wig, my face automatically made a disgusted expression before I looked away, moved on, and sighed in relief that I was in a very public place where he couldn't go off on me. They probably get these reactions 50 times a day, and its always the evil transphobes problem, not an issue with the way they are presenting.

Their echo chambers are all the same so no one points out how age inappropriate it is and they jump through mental hoops to justify their choices of apparel rather than take on board the feedback they receive.

 

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Troons don't have imposter syndrome, they compliment fish from each other and handmaidens. Anyone sharing pictures of themselves but includes disparaging comments about their looks or the way they're dressed in the picture is doing this. Remember these people are deranged, while deep in their delusions they literally do not see reality for what it is. Remember that post by the dude who came out of it and realized he was brainwashed of a sort into thinking other troons were attractive and he was like WTF? Yeah...

The autistic AGPs seem to genuinely think they all pass.

I think it's a fixation on tertiary sex characteristics hence why they dress like middle school girls.

 

[Paper Machete]

I think it's a fixation on tertiary sex characteristics hence why they dress like middle school girls.

They dress like whomever their fetish brain imprinted on. This is usually a particular girl from their childhood or a "type" of woman from porn. Perhaps even what is considered glamorous by the then current celebrity zeitgeist. This is way a lot of them have style choices that are behind the current era. They think they pass because they're deep in their fetish and their narcissism and roleplaying is blinding them to the truth--they project this same blindness on to other trannies because that's part of the groupthink. It has nothing to do with being autists.

You really have to remember that this is all roleplay. Their behaviors and thought patterns are in service to that. Some of them get roped into it because they're gullible autistics, it's true. But that's not where the behavior itself comes from.

 

[Stan]

At least originally "impostor syndrome" meant feeling like an impostor when you are not.
Such as deep down you still feel like a child while acting adult.
A typical "normal" neurosis.

Does not apply to troons.

IKR, you get imposter syndrome when you entertain doubts like "Am I qualified to do my job?" When you are, but others suspect you aren't cause you're younger or female or your ethnic group is underrepresented or whatever.
If you are actually pretending to be something you're not, like a man dressed up like a woman taking estrogen and whatnot that's just being an impostor.

 

[Lady Bizness]

90% of reddit stories about imposter syndrome for anything left me thinking, that's not imposter syndrome, you actually legitimately are an imposter!

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Here's an L that is being treated as a W.

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He immediately clocks the other troon and assumes the other one isn't just BSing him the same way he was.

He was so proud of this he uploaded a pic of exactly what he looked like at the time.

Spoiler: Passing woman

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The weird emphasis on the "butt jeans" if proof enough that most people trooning do so as a disgusting sexual fetish. Like they get off on trying and failing to be women without being labeled as crossdressers. It's unreal, man.

"If I wanna pass as a woman I better show my ass with these skinny jeans lol I'm a woman, gais!" Meanwhile motherfucker looks like the end result of Harry Munster's bad pull out game and now we all have to pay the price for it. What the fuck...

 

[AfghanBlue]

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Joke's on them, though. This beautiful lady is too hot for all the haters!

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He just woke up at quarter to 9 pm lol

 

[Local Farmer]

I actually researched for several minutes before posting, just to make absolutely certain I hadn't fallen afoul of a troll or a doctored screenshot. Surely, I thought, there's no way someone could be that retarded knowingly or otherwise. Sadly it does seem that it is genuine, albeit now wisely deleted (presumably after Community Notes came knocking):

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This particular troon had hitherto flown under my radar- it's always nice to find a new amusing lunatic to keep track of. If that tweet is in any way indicative of his usual output, this is going to be one worth watching.

Back to the tweet in question, it reminds me of a quote I heard a while ago- I can't remember it exactly, nor who said, it but it broadly went something like "If you have to lie about your enemies in order to make them look bad, maybe they aren't as bad as you think". Something for Mr. Sophie to ponder.

Instructions unclear, I sunk a boat full of refugees

Thank god she didn’t say the common English idiom of, Kill yourself faggot, that would have led to a horrible misunderstanding!

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]