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Woah, Weird Al still doing stuff? That´s what really shocked me, not the chris chan parody
Weird Al has always been doing stuff and never stopped. He just mostly makes legit polka music and occasionally makes goofy songs. He even still tours.

Also I'm begging wignats to stop being so retarded and if they're gonna be racist at least know anything about Europeans.
Accordions are fucking GERMAN. A lot of real non-Jewish Germans and Scandinavians have names of BERG and STEIN. Not everyone from Eastern Europe is Jewish. -vic/vich names just means it's from Eastern Europe.
Weird Al is half Croatian half Slovenian.
Polka is based.
 
Weird Al has always been doing stuff and never stopped. He just mostly makes legit polka music and occasionally makes goofy songs. He even still tours.

Also I'm begging wignats to stop being so retarded and if they're gonna be racist at least know anything about Europeans.
Accordions are fucking GERMAN. A lot of real non-Jewish Germans and Scandinavians have names of BERG and STEIN. Not everyone from Eastern Europe is Jewish. -vic/vich names just means it's from Eastern Europe.
Weird Al is half Croatian half Slovenian.
Polka is based.

Wait... accordion isn't serbian????!!!!???

Weird Al and Adult Swim. We are inching closer to mainstream CWC merge.
 
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Okay so for someone who hasn't really been following along, what did this bozo actually do?
He was just a shitty orbiter who made poorly researched, borderline fanfiction videos about Chris's old trolls such as the infamous "bluespike is trans now I totally spoke with them" video and the interview with the "super secret third idea guy". Other than the slop content they had a tendency to be a Chris paypig and to sperg out to anyone who told him his videos sucked. Most of it is cataloged in the cwc orbiters thread.
 
Call me MATI but this is a type of /pol/ brainrot. Every eastern European or germanic name is now "Jewish". It really irritates me.
THANK YOU. The -ovic ending tends to be Slavic more often than Jewish.

As a name nerd, I'm interested in a lot of this stuff. Even the surname "Heilberg" appears to have Danish ancestry rather than Jewish. https://forebears.io/surnames/heilberg
 
He was just a shitty orbiter who made poorly researched, borderline fanfiction videos about Chris's old trolls such as the infamous "bluespike is trans now I totally spoke with them" video and the interview with the "super secret third idea guy". Other than the slop content they had a tendency to be a Chris paypig and to sperg out to anyone who told him his videos sucked. Most of it is cataloged in the cwc orbiters thread.
Oh okay I knew it was some where in these threads. I don't frequent that thread a lot but I'll go back and read thanks.
 
If anyone remembers, some time ago Mr. Smith put his infamous angry Sonichu medallion on ebay asking for a whooping 1k. I just checked the listing and it was sold at a lower price
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Some other random things:

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(x) It seems to be a reference to a recent Minecraft update called Tricky Trials.

I saw someone saying that Chris followed this vtuber so I temporarily followed him, and yep.. I didn't dig much but those first few posts are enough for me.
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And since I was there I wanted to check if Chris really followed JK Rowling. I guess he forgave her for stealing Pokemon's spotlight, also no one told him about how she's literally Hitler and she's conducting a trans genocide.
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If anyone remembers, some time ago Mr. Smith put his infamous angry Sonichu medallion on ebay asking for a whooping 1k. I just checked the listing and it was sold at a lower price
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Some other random things:

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(x) It seems to be a reference to a recent Minecraft update called Tricky Trials.

I saw someone saying that Chris followed this vtuber so I temporarily followed him, and yep.. I didn't dig much but those first few posts are enough for me.
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And since I was there I wanted to check if Chris really followed JK Rowling. I guess he forgave her for stealing Pokemon's spotlight, also no one told him about how she's literally Hitler and she's conducting a trans genocide.
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I do actually have evidence of him following that vtuber for a while now.
This is one of the likes I have archived from Chris.
And this is another.
And oh hey, look, it's deleted, this one!

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I guess the likes database can still help me out.
I do actually remember what the deleted one was but I didn't archive it, back when I made this database, and i believe it was the same blonde char in another pose. I remember being disgusted for it, but idk if I did share it with anyone.
 
Call me MATI but this is a type of /pol/ brainrot. Every eastern European or germanic name is now "Jewish". It really irritates me.
We owe this suspicion to superZOG brainrot pandemic ever since the Hearts of Iron War in mid 40's

I mean if I was fired over 190+ schools would the teachers be to blame or me?
 
Damn, I've thought Weird Al Yankovic was Jewish for decades. It's wild I learn he's not here. I always thought it was a little obvious, because every single Christmas song he's produced has been either hopeless or violent, and I could've sworn Weasel Stomping Day was based on the holiday where they beat chickens to death. Well, now I know.
 
He was just a shitty orbiter who made poorly researched, borderline fanfiction videos about Chris's old trolls such as the infamous "bluespike is trans now I totally spoke with them" video and the interview with the "super secret third idea guy". Other than the slop content they had a tendency to be a Chris paypig and to sperg out to anyone who told him his videos sucked. Most of it is cataloged in the cwc orbiters thread.
I'm sure that Bluespike was """"""""""very real""""""""". Not a fake story at all.
 
Good lord, and tell him to stay the fuck away from this side of the internet and never come back and just focus on raising his daughter and consulting middle aged bald guys with mid-life crisis.
He was just a shitty orbiter who made poorly researched, borderline fanfiction videos about Chris's old trolls such as the infamous "bluespike is trans now I totally spoke with them" video and the interview with the "super secret third idea guy". Other than the slop content they had a tendency to be a Chris paypig and to sperg out to anyone who told him his videos sucked. Most of it is cataloged in the cwc orbiters thread.
He fell for a ween Gayoping as a third Idea guy, and made an interview with RenRyghts, another ween/enabler who for some reason is obsessed with Wise and Boyd (Ren got in contact with Boyd by the way).
 
Good lord, and tell him to stay the fuck away from this side of the internet and never come back and just focus on raising his daughter and consulting middle aged bald guys with mid-life crisis.

He fell for a ween Gayoping as a third Idea guy, and made an interview with RenRyghts, another ween/enabler who for some reason is obsessed with Wise and Boyd (Ren got in contact with Boyd by the way).
Need a thread for all of this (cannot make one for the life of me) but I can say that the whole idea guys thing was false and I have evidence.
I do actually remember what the deleted one was but I didn't archive it, back when I made this database, and i believe it was the same blonde char in another pose. I remember being disgusted for it, but idk if I did share it with anyone.
I actually found a screenshot of the message on my phone.
Here it goes:
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