Programming thread

[Creative Username]

@${Sandy} you should consider learning C. It's quite simple to get started and helps you understand the underlying machine a bit more. In addition, a lot of programming shit out there is pretty focused around C and its derivatives. I think every programmer should at least be able to vaguely understand it, even if they never use it.

For C toolchains, I recommend something like MSYS2. MSYS2 is based. You can learn C and learn the Linux command line at the same time instead of getting roped into stupid gay bullshit Visual Studio IDE pajeetware. Die stupid fucking .sln files give me the makefile

 

[SpergRush]

He never answers any conceptual questions about OOP. He just says "OOP makes money", and then shits in the street.
Refused to comment on the problem of resource locking and dependency injection for the encapsulation aspect of OOP.

Maybe it's a hilarious troll. Not sure I want him to stop.

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

Maybe it's a hilarious troll. Not sure I want him to stop.

Beyond a certain level of text wall, you're trolling yourself more than anyone else.

 

[Spedestrian]

If @llllIllIllIIIIllI was a better troll he would've pointed out that the Ctards at CrowdStrike caused a massive global tech outage today when they pushed a bad update to their system-level driver.

https://x.com/Perpetualmaniac/status/1814376668095754753

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Has anyone considered that maybe he means POOP? Persistent Object Oriented Programming?

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

There's nothing pretend about the fact I can write video games for a variety of 1980/1990 video game consoles and you can't.

Nobody cares, doesn't pay any money, and you're one step away from being Byuu

You just got flexed on, pleb.

You're poor

Also reverse engineering is a highly competitive and paid profession, but that's beside the point.

There's 1 of these jobs for every 10,000 OOP ones and the idea is to hold more than one of the latter at once

 

[Creative Username]

"jobs this jobs this muh high demand oop jobs JOBS JOBS JOBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU CAN'T MAKE THINGS FOR FUN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS"
im starting to get tired of this sped tbh

 

[DavidS877]

"jobs this jobs this muh high demand oop jobs JOBS JOBS JOBS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YOU CAN'T MAKE THINGS FOR FUN JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS"
im starting to get tired of this sped tbh

If they were high demand jobs then why would someone need more than one, obviously high demand jobs are full time and pay a good salary.

 

[macrodegenerate]

If they were high demand jobs then why would someone need more than one, obviously high demand jobs are full time and pay a good salary.

Imagine holding multiple part time programming jobs. With multiple code bases to translate and get familiar with. Btw Greenfield OOP jobs are rare, so the vast majority of your first year is just figuring out the codebase.

 

[llllIllIllIIIIllI]

Imagine holding multiple part time programming jobs.

Full time* and only do 30 mins of work per week

why would someone need more than one,

Pay off the house in record time then find some kind of returning investment to dump it into (Yes, there are different standards of living, outside of living on... the word that starts with w)

YOU CAN'T MAKE THINGS FOR FUN

The high you get from solving business problems is much bigger than the high you get from someone complimenting your C code, I promise. Also you get treated like a celebrity when you go into meetings because you can get shit done, so I'm basically living out the dream you masturbate to which is being one of those guys in the vintage photos at IBM in the 60s

 

[geckogoy]

Full time* and only do 30 mins of work per week

But if your OO job is so easy you dont need to work doesn't that mean you are the one on welfare/jobs program because you dont actually work

 

[macrodegenerate]

The high you get from solving business problems is much bigger than the high you get from someone complimenting your C code, I promise. Also you get treated like a celebrity when you go into meetings because you can get shit done, so I'm basically living out the dream you masturbate to which is being one of those guys in the vintage photos at IBM in the 60s

Imagine if you will, being the best guy in the world at OOP. Indians pray and kneel at your feet like some kind of Cow God. If they aren't haunted and fearful of your overwhelming sexual presence that whisks white women away from them with a flick of your eye.

Yet instead of doing anything with that talent to create something that is truly yours, you spend it and your time slaving away for someone else. And I don't mean doing work for other people. Everyone has to do something for someone for cash.

Today in this very thread there was an amateur who couldn't string the basics of SMTP or hosting together, but regardless of his lack of ability he was making an active effort to serve his client. The client he personally acquired on his own. I have more respect for the inept idiot following his dreams and getting better every day to barely make it, than a Corpo who sold his soul for cash. Who gives himself unto others who irrationally control his life and labor to meet that 4% bottom line.

 

[Creative Username]

I have more respect for the inept idiot following his dreams and getting better every day to barely make it, than a Corpo who sold his soul for cash.

And I am reasonably certain that one day, perhaps a long time in the future, or maybe even a few months from now, that very idiot will be a better programmer (and perhaps even a better man) than the willfully ignorant corpotard seen here.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

And I am reasonably certain that one day, perhaps a long time in the future, or maybe even a few months from now, that very idiot will be a better programmer (and perhaps even a better man) than the willfully ignorant corpotard seen here.

I cannot stand "IT is just a job" niggers. Worked with a fat quadroon once who didn't even own a computer outside of work, I had to teach him how to be a windows admin(Was working as a linux admin in an attached department), worst job I ever had. Don't get me wrong I work for money at the end of the day but I still like to learn this shit and actually enjoy doing it.

 

[Kosher Salt]

If @llllIllIllIIIIllI was a better troll he would've pointed out that the Ctards at CrowdStrike caused a massive global tech outage today

not that

Fail, do better next time. 0/10 good effort.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Cniggerbros... he was right... it's ogre...

 

[y a t s]

Okay so the larper doesn't have a job. cool. Anyone here write a language interpreter before? They're pretty neat toys.

I have; even a few compilers. You learn a lot from writing them. Making the tokenizer is fun little mental exercise.

Knowing assembly is immensely useful for pretending to flex on your fellow low level shits so you can win points you can't cash in when you die, as well as wasting years to pretend you are better than someone who got it done in an hour (and for violating tutorials of OOP).

Knowing assembly means I can make sense of crash dumps, fix old broken software, and crack annoying DRM. Sounds pretty useful to me.

Die stupid fucking .sln files give me the makefile

Unassailably based.

 

[Anti Snigger]

@${Sandy} you should consider learning C. It's quite simple to get started and helps you understand the underlying machine a bit more. In addition, a lot of programming shit out there is pretty focused around C and its derivatives. I think every programmer should at least be able to vaguely understand it, even if they never use it.

For C toolchains, I recommend something like MSYS2. MSYS2 is based. You can learn C and learn the Linux command line at the same time instead of getting roped into stupid gay bullshit Visual Studio IDE pajeetware. Die stupid fucking .sln files give me the makefile

I got into Linux through my experience with Cygwin and MSYS2, WSL2 makes me not miss them much

 

[Creative Username]

I got into Linux through my experience with Cygwin and MSYS2, WSL2 makes me not miss them much

msys2 spits out .exes by default which is much more based than a linux vm wearing a funny hat because the programmer gets to truly and viscerally see how they are directly creating pure standalone computer software (there is no feeling quite the same as seeing an executable appear by no force other than your own will channeled through a compiler for the first time)

the process:

1. "ok i hit compile"
2. "huh... that's an exe like almost every program i've ever used"
3. "i am working with the tools of ultimate creation and nothing is outside my reach"

seeing the a.out appear might not be exactly the same + it doesn't really show up as a program in file explorer which seals the deal

 

[Ghost of Biden]

Maybe you pigskins are all mad because @llllIllIllIIIIllI will take your shitty jobs and tax payer money? I think we need to hear him out further. What are your opinions on RAII @llllIllIllIIIIllI ?