DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Vic Viper T301]

He's over $100k now for sure. When the account was discovered 4 years ago it already passed the 40k threshold to get to the highest VIP level in the game, with the bank leaks and TJ's tracking we can see that he spends $2k a month on the game MINIMUM. According to the leaks in some months he's spent over $5k. I wouldn't be surprised if he spent $100k just between the account's discovery until now. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he's already $200k deep into that shitty game.

Crazy to think this motherfucker has spent the amount that would buy you a small house in some parts of the country on a fucking mobile game.

 

[Iron Hamster]

DesperateSydePhil running wild tonight. Blaming everyone and everything for the low support. But it's not about the money, guys.

nor about being a mature adult with a family and getting a job.

It’s so fucking funny how calculated these segments are, like he makes sure to do this shit when it’s time to stop recording

He bases when it's time to berate beg on when he's pissed off enough.

 

[Balr0g]

Crazy to think this motherfucker has spent the amount that would buy you a small house in some parts of the country on a fucking mobile game.

Not to mention that is just ONE game. He also spend that money on WWE Super card and Dokan battle. And who knows in which mobile Games he sank money into.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Not to mention that is just ONE game. He also spend that money on WWE Super card and Dokan battle. And who knows in which mobile Games he sank money into.

That tweet Phil made about people accusing of him of crazy spending on WWE Supercard is his typical pignosis shit. He spent $1000+ regularly on updates into Season 2 in Supercard, and had to spend at minimum in the 5 figure range for even shittier game than Champions.

 

[Elite Kipchak]

If Phil of all people is your only path to relevancy, then maybe it's time to quit streaming.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Not to mention that is just ONE game. He also spend that money on WWE Super card and Dokan battle. And who knows in which mobile Games he sank money into.

He also played the Street Fighter gacha, and likely could still be playing it.

The Brian hate in this thread is so weird. Why shouldn't he try to milk this weird relationship with DSP for some money while he can? It's also showing us a side of DSP we don't usually get, which is a nice change from the boring norm we've had for years now. Also please keep in mind that the vast majority of streamers stream to ZERO people, so Brian having 5 viewers puts him in like the top 5%. Just bizarre that people look for any reason to shit on a dude delivering new DSP cringe, even if only a little.

 

[Corpun]

This Brian stream was peak cringe, I felt awkward. DSP behaves like he never interacted with a real person.
And for those who missed it, Brian made DSP sing the birthday song to his dent. Enjoy!

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I'd rather hear Fran Feldstein sing happy birthday to someone than this mess. I'll never understand why Phil thinks he is an amazing singer.

Those comments he made about double vision and no depth perception really make you think. It's always been clear that Phil's vision is fucked up, but could whatever gives him the stroke mouth also have given him a lazy eye? It might have affected his binocular vision and, Phil being Phil, he just assumed having no depth perception was normal for everyone.

As I type this out I also remember that one shot of his eye pointing in a random direction. Was that on the same side as his droop? I'm not an optician so idk if any of this makes sense, I'm just wondering.

That might explain some of his problems driving in games. Lack of depth perception might be a contributing factor to it along with his shit eyesight. Maybe this is why he is afraid of driving on highways and long distances in general. I remember the clip your talking about too, it's his right eye if I remember correctly.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

That might explain some of his problems driving in games. Lack of depth perception might be a contributing factor to it along with his shit eyesight. Maybe this is why he is afraid of driving on highways and long distances in general. I remember the clip your talking about too, it's his right eye if I remember correctly.

 

[Corpun]

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"Now guys if you want me to take my insulin shot and have this alarm shut the fuck up I need to hit the tips goal."

Who am I kidding. Phil would buy the cheapest amount of insulin possible and bitch and moan about his alarm going off to warn him about his glucose levels.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

If only he wasn't retarded. He'd have a condo paid off in Connecticut, a house paid off in Washington, and probably some left over for savings since that condo would also bring in money as a rental. Doink The Clown and Chyna jpegs instead.

 

[detractorzer0]

This Brian stream was peak cringe, I felt awkward. DSP behaves like he never interacted with a real person.
And for those who missed it, Brian made DSP sing the birthday song to his dent. Enjoy!

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You know what, Brian? You're alright

 

[GodModule]

You know for all the talk of flow chart and pattern play he whines about in SF6 he literally always does a grab after getting a perfect parry, likely because he doesn’t wanna risk fucking up the combo or doesn’t know what is optimal to do for each situation

Nah his perfect parrys are one of the few things he's genuinely good at in SF6, along with air to airing. Throwing is often the best option, especially in the corner, since you side switch (corner) or get oki (mid screen) , and combos are heavily scaled. When he's not cornered he sometimes uses the mine with Bison for pressure. Unlike his cr.mp into drive rush flowchart, his perfect parrying actually requires thought and should be commended

 

[johnkimble123]

Nah his perfect parrys are one of the few things he's genuinely good at in SF6, along with air to airing. Throwing is often the best option, especially in the corner, since you side switch (corner) or get oki (mid screen) , and combos are heavily scaled. When he's not cornered he sometimes uses the mine with Bison for pressure. Unlike his cr.mp into drive rush flowchart, his perfect parrying actually requires thought and should be commended

My favorite Phil-ism is drive rushing on FIGHT every match, especially with Bison. Anybody who has played him more than once knows its coming too and when it gets countered he cries.

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

Phil's Elden Ring build is peak scrub. He does the same thing over and over again and the only thing that keeps his head above water in this fight is the fact that he has an unreasonably high level and a maxed out crimson flask that allows him to face tank every attack pattern. He doesn't have to learn the attacks or the best ways to deal with them, he just needs to get lucky once with the moves the boss decides to use to get a couple of charged R2s in to proc bleed. I know if I were doing this fight with this "build" I'd be through first attempt.

 

[PieceofShet]

How long is he been fighting this boss? 8 hours?
He had a stream end where he fought him like an hour? Then a full day stream and now this?

 

[Zjierb]

Phil's Elden Ring build is peak scrub. He does the same thing over and over again and the only thing that keeps his head above water in this fight is the fact that he has an unreasonably high level and a maxed out crimson flask that allows him to face tank every attack pattern. He doesn't have to learn the attacks or the best ways to deal with them, he just needs to get lucky once with the moves the boss decides to use to get a couple of charged R2s in to proc bleed. I know if I were doing this fight with this "build" I'd be through first attempt.

The saddest part of this is that he's simultaneously complaining about how boring the fight is. There was one attempt where he was literally 3-4 hits away from winning but the gout in his brain refused to let him think. I also really struggled with this fight, but I at least adapted to how the game wanted me to play it. This is just anti-fun meta garbage. No wonder he doesn't have fun. (also excuse the lack of audio and awful framerate, my laptop doesn't like what I put it through)

 

[GodModule]

This Radahn gameplay is without doubt the worst gameplay I've ever seen, and this is DSP we're talking about

 

[CT-65/91-6210]

The saddest part of this is that he's simultaneously complaining about how boring the fight is. There was one attempt where he was literally 3-4 hits away from winning but the gout in his brain refused to let him think. I also really struggled with this fight, but I at least adapted to how the game wanted me to play it. This is just anti-fun meta garbage. No wonder he doesn't have fun. (also excuse the lack of audio and awful framerate, my laptop doesn't like what I put it through)

He thought that his Physick flask would stop the hit, but the tear that absorbs a hit for no damage only absorbs ONE hit and that attack opens up with multiple hits and finishes with the big explosion of his landing. In his defense he has only seen this attack literally two or three times before so he wouldn't know exactly what it does but lol.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

Well, he finally got Radahn.

It was fun while it lasted. At least we're still getting some fighting game rage.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

The Brian hate in this thread is so weird. Why shouldn't he try to milk this weird relationship with DSP for some money while he can? It's also showing us a side of DSP we don't usually get, which is a nice change from the boring norm we've had for years now. Also please keep in mind that the vast majority of streamers stream to ZERO people, so Brian having 5 viewers puts him in like the top 5%. Just bizarre that people look for any reason to shit on a dude delivering new DSP cringe, even if only a little.

I don't think anyone really hates Brian, but just because someone isn't Phil/someone is providing new content, doesn't automatically make them "good". I definitely don't hate Brian or have anything against the dude. He's certainly not as bad as some of the other clout chasers or people who used to associate with Phil as part of some scheme to make Phil look bad. But that doesn't mean he's immune to criticism, and it is pretty dumb to try and build a channel off of being Phil's fake friend.

For me, the big thing is he's literally doing one of the big things we mock Phil for, not understanding his audience. If he wants to become a Phil restreamer or whatever, it'd make sense, but it sounds like he's in denial about why people watch him. Nobody wants to watch him for his gameplay, they want to watch him for his Phil antics. So unless you're going to become a Phil drama streamer, you're not going to retain an audience. If he's just doing it to scam dentractors, then he's even more like Phil.

Not that I have any sympathy for dentractors, just like I don't have any sympathy for the dents that hand Phil their paychecks. But it feels hypocritical to applaud one person for it while denouncing another. We also (rightly) criticize anyone else who looks at Phil and thinks "this is someone I should attach my business to." Even if it's a stretch to say it's his business since he deifnitely doesn't sound like a professional streamer, it's not exactly good to be associated with Phil.

All that being said, I want Brian to continue what he's doing, because like I said, it does provide new content. I also wanted Mike to make his documentary despite thinking it was a mistake, or for Phil to agree to Keemstar's podcast despite that also being a horrible idea. I'm totally fine getting a laugh from Brian's antics, either directly or indirectly, but just because the dude makes me laugh I'm not going to pretend what he's doing is smart.